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Chapter 306: The Fattest Gu

"What about the honorable guests, and what about the bad guests?"

Listening to the fourth sister's question, Donton grinned and then put the Bajie in his hand on the ground.

Then he continued to speak to the fourth sister.

“Even if you are a distinguished guest, at most you can have a glass of wine.

Even if I am a bad guest, can you stop me?

So you see, it doesn't matter whether you are a noble guest or a bad guest. Sister, let me go in and have something to eat. I have been traveling for more than half an hour."

Having said that, Tang Dun stepped forward mischievously, stood straight in front of the fourth sister, and lowered his head to look at the fourth sister's stubborn face.

Behind the fourth sister, the second sister couldn't help but pursed her lips, then quickly stepped forward to grab the fourth sister's hand, and pulled the fourth sister away from Donton.

"If you are a distinguished guest, then since we have guests coming to our house, we will naturally entertain them.

I wonder where you are from and what kind of dishes you like?"

"what?"

Hearing his second sister's greeting, Donton was slightly stunned, then nodded and said.

"Northeast."

"Dong uh... Are you talking about the Dongsheng Divine Continent?

What a coincidence, there happened to be a chef at home who cooked Dongsheng Shenzhou cuisine.

More than thirty years ago, a craftsman from Dongsheng Shenzhou passed by and we gave my mother to him.

But before he died, he happened to leave behind his craft book. The cook in our family studied it for a long time and even learned how to blow sugar figures.

Your Excellency..."

"Don't talk nonsense, damn it, what nonsense are you talking about, cannibalism!
"You little girl, get out of here right away and stop talking about eating people all the time. You look smart, but how can you be so stupid at heart?"

On the side, Zhu Bajie hurriedly stopped his second sister from speaking.

While stopping him, he grabbed Donton's trouser leg and spoke to him cautiously.

"Brother, don't blame these devil children. They have all been crazy in the mountains. I, Old Pig, will definitely educate them well!
Cannibalism is not allowed. Don't blame them, brother. If you want to blame someone, blame me. I, Old Pig, also ate people in the past. Don't be rough with these little girls!!!"

Having said that, Bajie hugged Donton's legs tightly and spoke to the little spiders opposite.

"All of you have no control over your words. My brother is the strongest man in the nine heavens and ten earths. He is a human, not a demon or a god!
What do you mean by cannibalism? You are talking nonsense. Do you think my brother is also a monster?

Go and quickly call your mother out to entertain the guests, and tell her that my brother has just caused a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, and even broke the golden body of Tathagata and drove him away. He was even personally welcomed by the Jade Emperor and Taishang Laojun. He is indeed the best hero in the nine heavens and ten earths!
Your mother has also been in heaven. If you tell her about it, she will know how powerful it is!
Now even Erlang Zhenjun and the Great God of the Three Altars and Sea Assembly are working for my brother, and I am also a servant of my brother, so please don’t neglect me anymore, do you really want to die!!!"

Speaking of this, Bajie is about to cry!

He is really worried about these little spiders!

With the limited abilities of these little spiders, they cannot defeat a centipede monster even if they gather together, but Bajie alone can at least fight the centipede monster for a hundred rounds.

That's it. Whenever he met this group of spiders, he was always tied up by the little spiders in just a few moves.

He really cares about these spiders!

At the same time, after hearing what Bajie said, the second sister was slightly stunned, and then she couldn't help but look at her younger sisters.

After one look, the second sister burst out laughing, and her sisters couldn't help but laugh along with her.

While laughing, the second sister glared at Bajie and said.

"What mother said is true, you are such a pig, you are the best at bragging.

If you didn't mention the Buddha, we sisters would believe you half-heartedly, but your lie is so big, how can we believe it?

But I won’t fight with you today. After all, my mother is waiting to see you, and a hero has come to send you here.

But the hero..."

Having said that, the second sister looked at Downton shyly and said to him curiously.

"May I ask, hero, are you really a human?"

"Yeah~"

Donton grinned and responded.

"what?"

After that sound, the third spider sister at the back couldn't help but exclaimed, then shook her head in shame.

The third sister is the most gentle. She loves poetry and books, especially picture books about various talented men and beautiful women.

But it was precisely because of this that the third sister felt the most ashamed of herself, because in the story books, fairies who fell in love with humans usually had a bad ending. But, could humans actually be so beautiful?

I finally understand why fairies die so many times in the stories, but there are still fairies who like to get close to humans...

Sometimes, humans are clearly more seductive than fairies!
Thinking of this, the third sister finally couldn't help it and looked up at Donton's hair.

At this time, Donton had a head full of long hair, all neatly tied into a crown with an iron fan.

If the armor wasn't so brightly colored, it would look much more fierce and murderous.

He is just like an enhanced version of Jiao Enjun in ancient costume, so cool and handsome.

As the third sister watched, she was stunned and lowered her head in a hurry.

At the same time, in front of Donton, after hearing Donton's answer, the second sister was stunned for a moment, then she couldn't help pouting.

"Since you are a human, why would you get involved with that pig, and... why would you come to visit us in a place full of goblins.

If the hero wants to kill us, why bother entering this door? I am here, and the hero can kill us as much as he wants... Oops!"

state!
With a crisp sound, Tang Dun suddenly raised his hand and hit his second sister's forehead with his knuckles.

"Wow, the sound is quite crisp, good news~"

After teasing, Donton looked at his second sister with a smile, and gently rubbed her head while she was in a daze.

"People eat monsters, monsters eat people, I'm not that racist, I'm the type that doesn't mind if you don't see it, just don't eat in front of me.

In addition, little girls, stop talking about fighting and killing, because some people are really capable of doing it!
Okay, stop standing here, go get us some food, I want some white wine, the older the better.

Go ahead, don't be so embarrassed here, I'm embarrassed to be stared at by you, haha!"

Amidst loud laughter, Donton raised his hand and pushed the second sister on the forehead, causing her to fall backwards in a daze.

Seeing this, the golden spider on the fourth sister's shoulder suddenly jumped down, and then transformed into a little girl of about fourteen or fifteen years old. She raised her hand and supported the second sister in her arms.

"Second sister."

Sixth sister muttered something, and then couldn't help but look at Bajie.

At the same time, Bajie was staring at Liumei's cute, round ears that looked a bit like piglets, and he stood there in a daze.

The two looked at each other in the air for just a moment, and then Bajie lowered his head in guilt.

"Still…still being horny here, and not even knowing how to thank…thank you for my brother's kindness and generosity.

My sister hasn't taught you anything good. You all look like maids in a small family. You don't have the airs of a wealthy family at all!

Never mind, I will talk to my sister later and teach you a lesson on how to treat others, hey..."

Having said that, Zhu Bajie hurriedly avoided the gazes of the Spider Sisters and then fled into the yard in panic.

Looking at Bajie's back, Tang Dun grinned, then raised his hand to hold the shoulder of his second sister in front of him and smiled.

"Have you seen what a hypocritical person looks like? Haha, that fool."

"Let go of my second sister!!!"

At the side, the fourth sister suddenly raised her hand, and immediately a stream of poisonous gas sprayed along her fingertips towards Donton's hand.

"Fourth sister!!!"

The second sister screamed in shock, and her dizziness healed in an instant. She immediately went to block the poisonous gas.

But just before the second sister could block it, Donton grabbed the poison gas first, and with his strong mental power, he immediately condensed the poison gas into the shape of a cigarette.

Then, Donton picked up the gas cigarette, took a puff with a smile, and then his face turned green.

"Oh shit, it's so poisonous, it turns out that Crane Immortal is raising Gu here!!!"

As he spoke, Donton's eyes became dizzy and his lips turned a little blue.

Fortunately, in just a moment, his body quickly renewed itself and returned to its original appearance.

As for the second sister, she hadn't seen that Donton had recovered yet, so she rushed over and grabbed Donton's wrist which was holding the poisonous smoke.

"Stop inhaling! Fourth sister likes to wander around the mountains. She has eaten countless poisonous things in the caves in the mountains. She is filled with the most powerful poison. Even my uncle can't stand it!
Spit it out quickly...eh...okay???"

At this point, the second sister couldn't help swallowing her saliva, while Donton couldn't help looking at the fourth sister who had her mouth slightly open and seemed slightly surprised.

He muttered as he watched.

“The one who loves the most activities also consumes the most poison?
It turns out that you are the fattest Gu in this formation.

This is really, really a fool, no wonder..."

(End of this chapter)