American comics: Enlightenment in Arkham, Ascension to Homelander.

Chapter 195 I'm so sad

"Fuck it, my chest is not a canvas for you to fawn over your puppy, idiot!"

Logan looked at Wade unhappily as he held the deadbeat Deadpool dog in his arms. He cursed at the dog while raising his hand to rub the Deadpool dog's head.

"But after seeing this dog Deadpool, my mood suddenly became better. What can better describe your words than a dog barking, Wade!"

"Well, you have good vision. I'll spare you this time, Logan~"

Wade responded happily, then rubbed Deadpool's dog's mouth affectionately.

Then he said to Downton while holding Deadpool the dog.

"Ghost, when you send me away, can you also send this little cutie away with me? I really like this little cutie!

If I lived the rest of my life without it, I would just…”

"and many more!!!"

Just when Wade hadn't finished speaking and Downton hadn't responded yet.

Suddenly, a figure ran out from the dust in the distance.

"This guy is wearing a red, sparkly, clean Deadpool suit, and has a Ryan Reynolds-like face.

The most important thing is that this guy actually has beautiful long golden hair and beautiful, smooth and perfect skin!
And in the two holsters on his legs were two glittering .50 caliber gold-plated Desert Eagles!!!"

"Hey!"

Before Deadpool could finish his words, Logan couldn't help but interrupt him.

"Can you please not do the voiceover for this guy's appearance? It sounds so fucking weird!"

"But he's full of things I can complain about, you know!!!"

Deadpool responded excitedly, then rushed to Ryan Reynolds and asked.

“Whatever you call yourself, it should be Deadpool, right? Haha!

I'm so proud to have a brother like you, your uniform is so beautiful!"

"Hehe, I think so too, because I wash my uniform every day, that's what makes it sparkling.

But my name is not Deadpool, man, you can call me Livingpool!"

"Uh……"

Hearing Livepool's answer, Deadpool was slightly stunned, then continued to speak to Livepool.

"Never mind, I don't have time to wash my suit every day, especially one that's covered in shit and brains.

Just thinking about cleaning this thing makes me feel sick, like I have Cassandra's hands growing in my head!
Forget it, I don't want to think about that anymore. Brother Huoshi, can you lend me your golden double guns to play with?"

"Of course... no!"

Living Pool rejected Deadpool's request very straightforwardly, and then pointed at the dog in Deadpool's hand.

"But if you are willing to return my little baby to me, then I can consider it~"

"Wait, whose baby are you talking about?"

Deadpool was stunned for a moment. No one knew better than him how much he loved the Deadpool dog he had just met.

Facing Deadpool's surprised question, Livingpool grinned and continued.

"Of course my little baby!"

"It's not like your name is written on him, so I think it's more appropriate for him to follow me!"

Deadpool refused hurriedly, but Livingpool just shook his head again and again.

"Stop it, man, and give me my dog ​​back!"

“Damn it, that’s my dog…well, it’s yours, I admit he’s yours!
But I must ask, what do you want me to do in order to give up your little baby to me?"

"Give it to you?"

Hearing Deadpool's question, Livingpool was slightly stunned, then simply shook his head.

"That's impossible, dear, because my dog ​​is as important as my golden lances.

No one can take them away from me unless I die!"

After saying that, Living Pool reached out and snatched the dog from Deadpool's arms.

And Deadpool...

"Oh~~~"

He nodded repeatedly with a teddy bear-like expression of sudden enlightenment.

Next to Donton, Logan frowned in annoyance as he watched Deadpool and Livingpool communicate.

"What's scarier than one Wade appearing in front of me is two Wades appearing in front of me at the same time. Damn it!"

"Wow~~~"

Deadpool suddenly stretched out his voice and spoke to Logan.

"I'd really get mad if you described me like that, man!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Deadpool turned around suddenly and stabbed Logan in the heart.

"Uh!"

After feeling the pain, Logan directly stretched out his claws. He didn't care why Deadpool went crazy. Anyway, he had to fight back against Deadpool's crazy behavior!
Since no one will die anyway, why not just cause pain to each other!
Thinking of this, Logan fiercely stabbed his claw into Deadpool's head.

After pulling out the knife, Deadpool stabbed Logan's internal organs with another knife. Logan fought back again, enduring the pain, and pierced Deadpool's crotch with a claw.

Seeing this, the waiter holding the dog beside him widened his eyes in amazement.

"Wow!"

The live waiter said in surprise.

"You are so cruel, Deadpool. Compared with the Angora baby with long golden ponytails, you are simply a devil."

"What? You actually called me cruel? How could you say that!"

Deadpool felt humiliated when he heard Living Pool's comments.

Pulling the knife out of Wolverine's body, Deadpool turned to Living Pool holding the adamantium knife and continued with a smile.

"Don't you know that poking each other is just our way of expressing friendship and proving our feelings?

like this! "

As he spoke, Deadpool casually stretched out his knife, and the adamantium knife immediately pierced through Living Pool's stomach.

"what?"

The servant was stunned, his body trembled, and then he looked at the knife in his stomach in confusion.

Seeing Living Pool's expression, Deadpool chuckled and then pulled out the knife.

"Well, do you also feel our enthusiasm?

Isn't this how people like us who can't die greet each other?"

puff!

The adamantium knife pierced the heart of the living waiter again.

"Again?"

The servant was even more confused, and blood immediately flowed out of his mouth.

Looking at the Living Pool with blood spurting out of its mouth, Deadpool suddenly laughed. While laughing, he raised his hand to hug the Living Pool with the knife still stuck in the heart, and said to the stunned people on the side.

"Do you feel the friendship between me and the Living Servant brothers? That's right, this is how we Undead greet each other!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Deadpool pulled the knife out of Living Pool's heart, and then he patted Living Pool on the shoulder.

"Okay, man, the greetings are done, so how long will it take for your regeneration ability to take effect?"

"what?"

Hearing Deadpool's words, Livingpool raised his head in confusion, spitting blood and asked Deadpool.

"What regeneration ability?"

"Come on, man, we're Wade Wilson!
As we all know, every Wade has the ability to regenerate. How could you not have it?"

Deadpool answered Living Pool's words with a smile, and at the same time stabbed Living Pool again.

puff!

"what?"

The servant was stunned, and the blood gushing out of his mouth became more and more violent.

Looking at such a living waiter, Deadpool finally panicked.

"Come on, man, what are you doing, you need to stand up!

What about your regenerative ability? Why don't you use your regenerative ability?"

"What the hell!"

Wolverine on the side yelled at Deadpool in disbelief.

"You fucking killed him!"

"Shit, how did I know he didn't have the ability to regenerate!"

Deadpool responded with an exasperated groan before quickly throwing Livingpool to the ground and nervously began to perform chest compressions on him.

It would have been better if Deadpool didn't press it. When he did, tons of blood immediately spurted out of the wound on Living Deadpool's heart!

"what?"

This time it was Deadpool's turn to be helpless. He looked at the already dead Living Pool with depression, then threw himself on Living Pool and burst into tears with great sadness.

“Damn it, ahhhh, I’m sorry, brother!

But I really can’t understand why there is a Deadpool who has no regenerative ability, just because he has a face that makes me envious!

Woohoo, I'm so fucking sad, I have to keep living well for him!"

After crying to this point, Deadpool made a strong gesture, and then took away Living Pool's Golden Desert Eagle with an extremely painful movement.

In the end, Deadpool sadly picked up the unattended Deadpool dog and returned to the team crying.

I saw him petting the dog and crying, and he was talking to Johnny.

“Johnny, woo woo woo, I’ve already lost my cutest friend, so you don’t want to lose yours either!
Take us to your secret base quickly. Once we meet your friends, my good Asian dad will send us home!

Woohoo, I'm so fucking sad, it's all my fault, I'm unforgivable!"

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