American comics: Enlightenment in Arkham, Ascension to Homelander.
Chapter 126 The Lowest Crime Rate in History
Chapter 126 The Lowest Crime Rate in History
More than forty minutes later, looking at the delivery man shaking like a sieve under the track, Donton curled his lips in annoyance.
"We sat here with you and talked for forty minutes, and you give us this to eat?!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Donton jumped off the track and landed among the police team below.
Seeing Donton, a policeman who was closer to him couldn't help but raise the Pizza Hut in his hand and said.
"Boss Ghost, there are hundreds of us here, and they...wait, what is that black thing called?"
"It's Batman, idiot!"
"Damn it, Batman treated a bunch of us to pizza and beer, and you can't even remember his name. You are so heartless!"
"Yes, and it's the largest, most filling, and most expensive pizza in Pizza Hut. Even the beer is from the monastery!"
"Haha, thank you very much, Batman, the brothers will try their best to take care of you in the future!"
The policemen ate pizza while chatting with each other, and also said hello to Batman above the track.
Looking at the chaotic scene below, Batman raised his head in despair and looked up at the sky in silence.
Just over forty minutes ago, Downton agreed to his request and postponed the complete destruction of the Sky Track.
So the two of them began to discuss the Gotham ecosystem.
But they had just been chatting for a few minutes when the police team, who were always late, finally arrived nearby.
Under Gordon's leadership, the police quickly surrounded the area, and then... they dared not do anything as they stared evilly at Batman and Downton above.
Seeing so many policemen coming over, Downton certainly couldn't let them come in vain. It would be better to arrive at the right time than to arrive early. They could eat together.
In this way, Bruce was forced to order more than 500 pizzas and beers, and as Batman... he also regarded treating the main force of the Gotham police to dinner as his debut performance...
Now, Bruce always feels that everything in front of him is fate's silent mockery of him.
Why? Why didn’t Downton show up earlier or later, but appeared on the first day I returned to Gotham?
While thinking over the matter in depression, Bruce looked down in confusion.
At this time, Downton was bragging to the policemen.
While bragging, he took three pizzas and pinched the butt of the policewoman closest to him.
Facing the policewoman's affectionate gaze, Donton waved to the policemen.
"You guys eat first, I'll give some to those three embarrassed guys over there.
They spent half a day rescuing people, which was actually not easy. And now they actually wanted to deal with me, which made their work even more tiring.
We are eating so delicious food, it is not good to throw them away, right?"
"That's right!"
"Is Don right?"
"I support Tang as our director!"
"Long live the dead souls, haha!"
Accompanied by the cheers of the policemen, Downton jumped over the trio who were staring at each other on the rooftop in the distance. With one leap, he crossed a distance of more than 500 meters and landed in front of Diana and the other two.
As Downton left, the police couldn't help but discuss it.
"Tang Ke is so interesting!"
"Yeah, this is the first time I've seen such an interesting criminal..."
"Shut up, idiot. Your whole family is a criminal. Watch your words!"
"Yes, watch your wording!"
"By the way, if Tang really becomes our director, then do we not have to arrest him anymore?"
"Yup!"
"Fuck, you're right, man!"
"clever!"
"We can't catch him anyway, so we might as well just follow him!"
"That's a good idea, man! That way, we won't have to follow Tang like fools anymore!"
"and many more!"
"Something suddenly went wrong!"
"Yeah, if Tang becomes the director, then when we encounter any mission, won't we still have to follow Tang's ass like fools and run around here and there? After all, Tang will be the leader at that time!"
"So you guys really don't like running around after me?"
Gordon made a bitter face and yelled to all around, finally stopping the policemen's gossip.
At the same time, on the rooftop in the distance, looking at the three expressionless people, Donton grinned and handed the pizza to them.
Looking at the pizza getting closer and closer, Diana snorted in annoyance and then turned away with disdain.
But Zatanna's stomach suddenly growled.
"Gurgle!" After a sound, Zatanna looked around as if nothing had happened and spoke casually.
"I came to Gotham right after my performance last night, and I haven't eaten yet."
"Well, actually I only had one airplane meal."
Kent smiled and patted Zuckerberg on the shoulder, then walked up to Downton and took the pizza from his hand.
Kent said to Diana with a smile as he shared the pizza with the other two.
"Ma'am, you should have some too."
"Haha, since she doesn't want to eat it, then I won't give it to her!"
Downton snatched Diana's pizza and stuffed it into his mouth. Looking at Downton's lazy appearance, Diana snorted in annoyance and turned her head to the other side.
But as soon as she turned her head, Donton appeared in front of her and stuffed another piece of pizza into her mouth.
By the way, Donton's fingers even circled around her tongue!
"Ugh... Damn it, why don't you just die!"
While chewing pizza angrily, Diana kicked Donton away.
At the same time, hearing the explosions in the distance, the policemen who had been smiling just now were so scared that they lost control of their expressions.
But Donton was not angry. Instead, he turned back to the three people and waved to them.
"Don't just stand there, let me introduce you to our Gotham superhero, Batman.
You guys can't kill me just standing here, why don't you learn from them and be my friend? Maybe after we sleep in the same bed, I will be willing to listen to your pillow talk, right?"
Having said that, Donton grabbed Xiao Zha's hand rudely and threw her away.
Then, Downton looked at Doctor Fate and Diana unhappily.
Facing Downton's gaze, Doctor Fate waved his hands repeatedly.
"I can do it myself. Don't grab my heart anymore. I'm old and my heart disease is quite serious. I can't stand this kind of torture!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Doctor Fate disappeared in an instant, and Downton continued to speak to Diana.
"I can grab Doctor Fate's heart directly, so do you believe that I can also grab something else through your battle suit and battle skirt?"
"Go to hell!"
Diana cursed, rolled her eyes and flew away, landing among them under the shocked gazes of countless policemen.
Looking at the policemen surrounding her and others, Diana couldn't help but reveal a lost look.
If only she could be stronger, or if she could find a way to deal with Downton!
Then how did we end up like this?
It seemed that he could beat Donton, but in fact, if Donton took it a little seriously, his heart might stop beating in an instant.
It turned out that even the upper hand he thought he had was just a joke played by that bastard on him.
And I really am just a toy just like he said!
Thinking of this, Diana picked up a piece of pizza and stuffed it into her mouth.
On the side, Gordon threw a bottle of Cosunway beer at her.
“Ma’am, I understand your feelings better than you do, because I had to face him on the first day he showed up in Gotham.
So drink some, it'll make you feel better."
After he finished speaking, Gordon drank a large bottle of beer with a miserable look on his face, while Diana looked at Gordon with sympathy.
Yes, even a demigod like me seems extremely powerless against the existence of the dead, so what about the police in Gotham? They must be having a harder time, right?
But just as Diana was thinking this, he suddenly heard the policemen who were getting drunk saying.
"Life is much better now. Except for the Dead Gang, all other small gangs have shrunk. Some even moved out of Gotham overnight."
"Yeah, and the Revenant Party is much more generous than Falcone. The black money we received is almost three times more than before, haha!"
"And the Revenant Gang has done all our work. Little Italy has become the place with the lowest crime rate in Gotham. Apart from the Revenant Boss who kills people in Little Italy, there is not even a report of theft there!"
"That's right. After all, we are just arresting people, but the Ghost Boss really kills people, and he can also stuff your head into your py in front of many people!"
"The Revenant is so powerful that everyone in Gotham is worried about doing something he doesn't like and being targeted by him. At least in the next few months, Gotham will definitely become very quiet."
"Maybe Gotham has long needed a ghost, because now it seems that only the ghost boss is committing crimes in Gotham.
If I remember correctly, apart from our police dispatch today, there is no news of any other police dispatch in the bureau!"
"fart!"
Listening to the police officer's words, Gordon interrupted their nonsense in annoyance.
"The ghosts made such a fuss today that the citizens were either fleeing or hiding at home watching the news, so it seemed like there were no crimes!"
"But there's always a day when the Revenant doesn't make a big fuss. If he does this every day, it seems like the Revenant is the only one committing crimes in Gotham..."
"Wait, if the crime rate really drops that low, will the Revenant still give us black money?"
"Fuck?!!"
(End of this chapter)
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