1980 My Entertainment Era
Chapter 378 Xia Tian: It’s easy to lose your virginity after drinking!
Chapter 378 Xia Tian: It’s easy to lose your virginity after drinking!
Huang Zhan didn't expect Xia Tian to be so shameless as to say such shameless words!
He had seen "The Hitman's Bodyguard" which was still in theaters in the summer, and even brought Xia Tian to this episode to promote the movie more.
Of course, in addition to Arong's connections, his status as a small shareholder of the TV station played a big role, but not many people know this.
So, you were so good at fighting in the movies, so serious, so reliable, so reliable that people could trust their daughter to your protection... all of it was fake, right?!
You punch the kindergarten and kick the nursing home, you are really something!
Huang Zhan really sprayed out the wine, it was Remy Martin!
Didn't he work in an advertising company before? He wasn't just idling around.
The classic advertising slogan "Once Remy Martin is opened, good things will come naturally" came from his hand.
As for how to drink alcohol during the filming of the show? -- Ha, drinking is a major feature of this show!
——It is said that the inspiration for this program came from an old man chatting with technicians in an entertainment venue, and the big-breasted girls were laughing so hard.
As a result, the old man thought, damn, we spent money to make them happy. Why don’t we make a show and spend other people’s money to chat and drink!
Of course, in the summer, if you go to entertainment and talk too much, it's probably not good. Waiting for the effect of the medicine~
This "Tonight Without Defense" is famous for its explicitness, and all the guests invited are big stars from Hong Kong.
The topics they talk about are all quite private, such as hobbies, love affairs, habits, experiences and so on.
As for celebrities, although they are not as high and mighty as they are in later generations, many of them who have become big stars still have some idol baggage.
Even ordinary people are unwilling to expose their shortcomings.
But if you put it in a superficial way, it would be boring, because the audience just wants to see the celebrities’ revelations.
So, how do we guide the invited male and female celebrity guests to reveal their own explosive secrets?
On the one hand, it tests the three old men's rhetoric and experience, and on the other hand, it relaxes their vigilance.
Drinking is definitely a magic weapon.
After a few drinks, people relax, talk more, and aren’t so reserved anymore.
Any problem, such as dating, your opinion of so-and-so, or a special experience during a certain period of time, can't you just talk about it?
The audience loves to watch this, otherwise how could the ratings reach 70% in just ten months and nine episodes? !
Not only Huang Zhan, everyone here has to drink it.
Even in summer, I was poured a glass.
Xia Tian begged for mercy again and again: "I can't do it, I really can't do it! Ah Rong knows me, I can't drink much!"
Huang Zhan wore black-framed glasses and smiled like a pervert: "Hey, why not? Men can't say no! Just drink less~"
Huang Zhan: It would be great if I can’t drink much~
Ah Rong helped to speak up for him: "His alcohol tolerance is the worst I've ever seen. One bottle of beer is the limit, and he'll fall asleep if he drinks any more! Give him this drink, and after one glass, I'll be the only guest left. I guess he won't wake up even after the shoot!"
It was not easy to replace summer with beer.
The four people present looked at Xia Tian with contempt: From now on, you will sit at the children’s table!
After a few drinks and a little chat, everyone started to let themselves go.
The three old men were very relaxed and the atmosphere was very casual, so the guests were mentally prepared since they had arrived.
Besides, Hong Kong stars are not that serious.
So everyone started chatting.
Before they even finished their glass of wine, a few people were already talking about "self-defense"!
Good guy, he just asked Arong directly when he started this!
Xia Tian: So yellow!
When Arong said this, everyone burst into laughter.
Huang Zhan even raised his glass: "Hey, Tian'erzi, why aren't you smiling?"
Xia Tian nudged A Rong with his elbow and said, "Hey, be more tactful. Use the tactful beauty of us Orientals. For example, the moonlight tonight is beautiful."
Ah Rong leaned back on the sofa: "How can I be so tactful?!"
Xia Tian suddenly sat up straight and said seriously: "I didn't face the women and children, but chose to face myself. The dull eyes after the storm are my last stubbornness~"
"Pfft~"
This time, three of the four people who drank spit out the liquid, and one choked.
"You... cough cough! cough cough cough!"
"How can you be so tactful? You are worthy of being a writer!" Cai Lan praised.
Of course, it's not really a compliment, because Xia Tian is indeed a writer, and several of his books have been published in Hong Kong.
Films like "The Sea" and "Bird Without Feet" are selling quite well in Hong Kong.
Although he cannot compare with Ni Kuang, a quick shooter who contributes to many magazines and newspapers at the same time, Xia Tian believes that he is better than Ni Kuang in terms of quality.
Huang Zhan stared at Xia Tian with a squinting look in his eyes: "How old were you when you held my hand that day?"
Xia Tian waved his hand: "No. I don't need to do it myself!"
Cai Lan pointed at him and said, "We agreed! You can keep silent, but you can't tell lies!"
Xia Tian spread his hands helplessly: "I have never comforted myself before!"
Ah Rong went up and punched him on the arm: "Is this true?!"
Xia Tian pointed at himself and said, "Really? Look at my face! Is it convincing?"
Ah Rong: "A little bit worse than me."
No, this is not right. Is it because of appearance? Handsome guys also have empty moments, okay?
Xia Tian continued to explain: "And I was very restrained. Wow~ The essence of a cultivator is very precious, let me tell you. How can I waste it on the wall~"
"Oh? Cultivation?! You also know this?!" Huang Zhan and the other two were a little surprised.
This is what Hong Kong likes!
Xia Tian crossed his arms and leaned back, "I'm known as a health master in Yanjing~"
I don’t know how many uncles and aunts have learned the Eight-Part Vajra Exercise or Tai Chi from me because of Uncle Wu, and asked me for advice on health preservation and exercise methods.
If the Xiande Mei alias had not been exposed, I probably wouldn’t have the time to chat with you guys here.
Huang Zhan put down his wine glass: "Oh, then I'll have to ask for your advice."
"Then I will teach you the essence. I won't tell others about it." Xia Tian grinned.
"——If you want to be healthy and live longer, don't smoke, drink, eat fatty meat, go to bed late and get up late, don't exercise, and make more friends with the opposite sex!"
"Hahahahaha..."
Several people burst into laughter and drank several more sips. The atmosphere immediately returned to the program's positioning - it almost became a metaphysical topic!
The rhythm was controlled by Xia Tian.
Xia Tian still hugged A Rong with a sad face: "Alas, you can't understand the troubles of A Rong and I."
"A man like me who has 8 points for looks and 9 points for temperament is already quite content, although it is still a long way from the full score of 100 points."
Huang Zhan really liked this boy now, and shouted: "Don't be so arrogant! Uncle, I was also quite handsome when I was young!" Xia Tian immediately raised his glass: "Ah, that's really disrespectful. Let's have a drink together!"
He clinked glasses without Ni frame, and thought he was ugly~
Ni Kuang was immediately angry, "For someone as elegant and kind as me..."
Xia Tian interrupted, "How can you be elegant?"
Seeing that he was about to refute, he immediately interrupted the spell: "Hey, pay attention to the kind eyes, the kind eyes!"
Ni Kuang: I can bear it (forcing a smile).
Everyone laughed again, and the show was extremely effective.
……
James Wong: "Tian'erzi, do you only make friends with good-looking people?"
Xia Tian: "Of course not, I don't look at appearance when making friends, since none of them are prettier than me anyway~"
Xia Tian stood up and introduced himself seriously: "I am so handsome, mainly thanks to my parents. If they hadn't given me a mouth, I wouldn't be able to talk nonsense here~"
A Rong was so laughing that he fell on the sofa, with wine spilled all over himself.
He reached into Xia Tian's pocket, pulled out a tissue to wipe the wine, and also took out Xia Tian's keys.
He held up the two keys, one for Aying's house and the other for Arong's house.
"Tian'erzi, I've wanted to ask for a long time, what is this thing of yours? It's furry!" A Rong pointed at a small ornament hanging on the key ring.
Oval shape, with short hair all over the body.
Xia Tian took the thing and said, "This, this is a mango~"
"Mang Gou?" When they heard the name, they were all stunned. They looked at him carefully - they didn't know him!
What the hell is this? Is it a specialty from the mainland?
Xia Tian knocked the dog with his knuckles, making a dull sound, and sang along: "The universe allows me to be lazy, and the sun and the moon allow them to be busy. Although I am a stranger in the world, I am occasionally a carefree man."
Oops, several people felt something was wrong: What’s going on, it seems like the style of painting has changed!
I also drank two glasses of beer in the summer and was a little drunk.
Continue to beat the "Mango" and sing:
"The tree without roots, the flowers are beautiful
Who is willing to give up the desire for glory?
Life is like a boat in the sea of suffering
Drifting around without freedom
......"
Huang Zhan smacked his lips and said, "Is this a Taoist song?"
Xia Tian nodded: "Yes, it's the Rootless Tree by Sanfeng Zhenren. By the way, Arong, don't you want to know what this is?"
Xia Tian smiled at A Rong and said, "This is actually a mango pit! When I came here at the beginning of the year, I was eating mangoes across the street. I washed and peeled off the flesh of a mango that I liked, blew it dry, and combed it. It turned into a mango dog like this!"
Cai Lan was surprised: "No, are the cultural relics in the inland areas so advanced?"
Ni Kuang shook his head first: Impossible, absolutely impossible...
Xia Tian smiled and said, "I just played it casually."
Huang Zhan didn't care about Mang Gou, but was concerned about the Taoist song "Rootless Tree" sung by Xia Tian. After all, he is a lyricist and loves music.
Huang Zhan: "No, Tian'erzi, you really do understand cultivation!"
Ah Rong also joined in the fun, "Ah Tian, can you tell my fortune?"
Xia Tian turned his face and pinched it, "Well, you look like you will live a long life, live well!"
"I support you! Are you kidding me?" He was very dissatisfied.
Xia Tian said: "A Rong, have you ever heard of left eye twitching for wealth?"
“I’ve heard of it!”
Xia Tian said: "When your left eyelid twitches, it means you are about to make a fortune, because left eye twitching means wealth!"
"When the right eyelid twitches, it is the orbicularis oculi muscle and the orbicularis oculi nerve branches controlled by the brain that are intermittent and autonomous twitching. This is a normal phenomenon. You have to believe in science, understand?"
Ah Rong: “Ah?”
Xia Tian raised his glass and clinked it with his own: "What? I only believe in things that are good to me. If they are not good to me, then it is just feudal superstition!"
"In fact, our fortune tellers are equivalent to psychologists abroad. Compared with psychologists, I prefer fortune tellers."
"Let me give you an analogy - when you are in school, you hate your teacher; when you are at work, you hate your boss; you hate anyone who is above you. If you were a psychologist, he would say: You haven't adapted to the environment yet, and you will get better slowly."
"What would a fortune teller say? You have the appearance of an emperor!"
"It's the same as spending money, so it's better to spend a little money to buy comfort~"
The emperor's appearance made everyone laugh so hard.
However, Huang Zhan was still a little curious and kept asking.
Xia Tian said that he had communicated with old Taoist priests twice in Qingcheng Mountain, Sichuan Province.
When Huang Zhan and the others heard this, they were quite moved. They were really interested in this aspect.
"Didn't you continue your research?" he asked curiously.
Xia Tian shook his head: "For me, most things in this world are within easy reach, so I don't have a strong purpose or desire!"
Ah Rong glanced at him and said, "Do you remember the last time you were beaten?"
Xia Tian's face was slightly red from the alcohol, "You are talking nonsense. I have never been beaten since I was a child. I was the one who beat others!"
"Wow, I've never seen such an arrogant person in my life!"
"Well, you'll see it today!"
Huang Zhan and the others started laughing again - today's episode is so interesting!
The two of them joked with each other in tacit understanding, which was quite interesting.
The two handsome guys were talking and laughing there, and he was also pleasing to the eye!
However, what was unexpected was that a year later this line was used in the TV series "God of Gamblers"!
Xia Tian: Have you paid the copyright fee? !
Xia Tian also tried to excuse herself: "Don't laugh, don't laugh, I was young and frivolous. I may have drunk a little too much! I can't drink anymore... It's easy to lose your virginity after drinking."
Everyone couldn't help but think of the summer gossip reported in the newspapers two months ago~
It's really drunkenness~
(End of this chapter)
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