Occupation? I won’t even hit a dog!

Chapter 50 [4396] No time to mourn, now it’s Bamen Hongkai who appears!
UZI was criticized, and the factory manager gloated over it.

When it was his turn to be criticized, the factory manager became a little embarrassed.

As the saying goes, lies don't hurt people, the truth is a sharp knife. Seeing the dark history being dug up, the factory manager felt that the little B kid on the opposite side was stabbing him one after another without stopping.

What makes the factory director even more uncomfortable is.

When they went to the opposite jungle to grab the red buff, Diana and Talon, who were obviously no match for Kled + Lee Sin, forced their way over to fight 2v2. They would rather let Kled get a double kill than give up their full set of skills to chase down Zztai.

Not only did this snowball invasion help the top laner, but the barrage also conveyed the subsequent strategy.

From the muddy water fishing with main W mixed with assists, to the indirect criticism of how to use the ultimate without F4, and the fake madness of EAQ punishment to steal the top three wolves, the ladder pulled up after kicking Nami away, the self-torture of playing fifty ranked games in one night, the beauty trap of letting Meiko talk to Looper, and the best way to never wipe out the team is to leave...

"Bam—"

The factory manager slammed his fist on the table, all his anger rushing to his face.

Mingkai?

Dark Kai?

neither!
There is no time to mourn, now coming on the stage is Bamen Hongkai!

"I poke?"

"A hidden version has been released?"

Ye Tian synthesized a giant Hydra, rushed into the tower and took out Yu Xiao C with one move. At the reminder of the audience, he opened the factory manager’s live broadcast room to take a look, and took a screenshot and saved it on the spot.

then.

Found the red warm pig emoji pack.

Put two photos side by side to make a complete picture.

I thought about it.

Ye Tian added four more big words.

——The legend is at its peak.

[Little B, your account is gone]

[Official: Legend is in full swing, Factory Manager: I don’t know how to use RQ and R flash]

[I'm afraid this little anchor has a problem with his thinking]

[My name is Wild Boar Peppa, a pig in the open doesn't pretend to be a coward in secret. I'm going to go out and eat some pig food, and when I come back I'll copy and paste the barrage <7, and I'll goad everyone here to death. Pay attention, I mean goad everyone to death]

[Translate, translate, translate for me, what does the legend in its heyday mean? What the hell does the legend in its heyday mean? ]

[Let's calculate the circumference of a circle with a radius of 7 (π is 3.14)]

【…】

Unlike GSL, the piglets who can't even kick 4396 away enjoy making fun of Factory Manager and are happy to see this kind of prank.

Seeing the unprecedented red Kai, everyone activated their photo-editing talents. In just a few minutes, pictures of the Eight Gate Kai with the red face of the factory director were all over the major forums, and were accompanied by classic lines.

The previous picture shows him kicking Peanut and shouting, "I will prove who is the best jungler in the world."

The latter photo is him lying on the ground...proving that Peanut is...

In the game.

After Ye Tian finished the illustration, he started to fight seriously. After Ju Jiu, he took out Yao Guang, and his burst ability reached a new level.

For Kled, the small wooden hammer that provides attack power, health and acceleration effects is much more useful than Radiance in actual combat. After all, the CD of all of Kled's skills is not short, and EQ basically needs to be used synchronously. It is normal to trigger Radiance only twice in a fight, and the benefit is very average.

Regardless of whether the situation is evenly matched or slightly advantageous, spending 1050 gold coins to buy a glow without adding hard attributes will give the opponent a chance.

but.

This game is a crushing victory!
Crush! !
The team is three levels ahead in the top lane, and its attack, resistance, and health points, if converted according to the most cost-effective Doran's series, are all worth more than 1,500 yuan in economic suppression.

The increase in skill damage, reduction in CD, and increase in talent benefits are aspects that cannot be ignored.

With 7 kills in hand, plus the last hits and the first blood tower, Kled's single-line economic advantage is as high as three thousand yuan.

The actual properties are poor...

It’s definitely more than five thousand.

Maybe not six thousand, but not far off.

Such an exaggerated gap allowed Ye Tian to cut off 50% of Yu Xiao C's health with half a set of EQAA. Even if Yu Xiao C used EWQ seamless combo under the tower and tried his best to delay time, Ye Tian's health bar was still more than two-thirds after completing the kill.

——Legendary!

Killing beyond God!
The notification sound of the eighth kill rang out, and Kled was no longer invincible!

"Wow--"

“I can’t hold on at all!” Yu Xiao C’s face was filled with despair. “This time I really collapsed. I collapsed completely. Diana couldn’t even defend the tower. The top lane was directly cleared… This time, I made a huge mistake.”

Talking about this.

Yu Xiao C saw Kled turn around and rush to the middle lane, cooperate with Titan to headlock and kill Talon, and then walk down from the jungle area, and his heart suddenly sank.

Open the chat box.

Type skillfully: /mute all
next second.

A row of reminders such as [User is now muted] (XXX) filled the screen.

【Details Nanny】

[You have the courage to send, but not the courage to start a chat? 】

[Don't play dead, slap yourself twice]

[Brother C has a person called Weifanfou who keeps playing you. Why don’t you report him? ]

[Come on, brothers, we lost this game and broke the defense]

The barrage of comments attacked in droves.

Yu Xiao C's face was so gloomy that water seemed to drip out of it.

After resurrection, he didn't even go to the top lane, but went to the middle lane second tower to take the line.

however.

The three heroes, Kled, Lee Sin, and Titan, came together to kill!
Yu Xiao C moved to receive the Titan's hook, but was melted before he could regain the ability to move, and started watching the familiar black and white TV.

Resurrected again, went to the bottom lane... and was bypassed again!
Ye Tian’s goal was to create a show effect, so he ignored the more valuable EZ and Wind Girl and focused on Yu Xiao C, and forced Yu Xiao C’s death toll to double digits.

26 minutes 26 seconds.

Ye Tian's team pushed forward to the bottom lane high ground with the big dragon buff. The five people ignored the defensive tower and swarmed in, killing Yu Xiao C who had no summoner skills.

27 minutes 07 seconds.

The game is over.

Yu Xiao C's record was fixed at 0-11-0. He only had three medium-sized parts on him: a small wooden hammer, a burning gem, and cloth shoes. He couldn't even combine the black cut.

The settlement panel has the same 3.0 rating as the idle game...

[Laughing to death, not pretending yet]

[Played for 27 minutes and didn't even get an assist]

【0-11我忍了，0-11-0是人能打出来的？】

[Is it okay that the teammates are too bad? Without Xiao C, the kills on both sides are 16-16, which should be a balance]

[Not many people can achieve such a result in 27 minutes, C is on the fifth level]

[Why is this kind of person still live streaming the Canyon? Can't he play in the lower ranks? ]

[To be honest, if you die once at 0110 and get 10 assists, that's pretty strong (dog head)]

【…】

Ye Tian’s live broadcast room was also flooded with messages.

The difference is that what fills Yu Xiao C's screen is barrage, while what fills Ye Tian's screen is gifts.

One after another, the cards were issued.

From time to time, special effects of two airplanes breaking through the sky appear.

At the very top hovers a super rocket from [Pig Head Brother].

Besides.

There is also a system prompt.

——[Detected that the host angered Mingkai, obtained the title [4396]]

[4396] (Re-adaptable): When you use this title to verbally attack the target, the target's rage value is increased by 100%.

? ? ? !
This time Ye Tian really leaned on it.

Very meow.

Not a human being, right?
I, Ye Tian, ​​have been upright, gentle, honest, respectful and frugal all my life. How could I be the kind of person who would deliberately make others famous for a show effect?
and many more?

Mingkai’s friend request has come?
Should I try it on him...

(End of this chapter)