Occupation? I won’t even hit a dog!

Chapter 37 Let’s review it, buddy is also eating the emperor’s food!

Do you choose? Do you match?
This is Vayne's skin.

Does it count? Yes.

It will backfire on the club.

It's all the fault of that crappy coach and teammates.

……

We were beaten three games in the finals, so it’s better to let me play.

MingKai, Deft and Pawn are all worthless.

Even if he doesn't have a championship, he is recognized as the strongest.

Hard embers, no glow, the bullshit will eventually explode.

Go wild, go crazy, but if you don’t want to win, go home.

……

The lyrics scrolled past one by one.

All the audience understood the meaning.

[Fuck, literary giant! ]

[Every word is without this, every word is without this]

[There are eight deadly sins in front, and a solitary swimmer in the back. The host is Esports Weekly People]

[The key is that the singing is pretty good. Which song’s melody did you use to write the lyrics? Please tell me the original name.]

[I am just a passerby. I don’t understand one thing. Does criticizing UZI make you happy? ]

【Just know how to mess things up】

[Can you please just live stream and not try to cheat on professional players?]

[You guys are still bragging? Did you forget how you ran away in disgrace last time when you couldn't even get any gifts? ]

[How dare you say that Brother Kuangfeng is cheating you? Isn't it because your master can't afford to lose that he reported it? ]

[I thought the host's lyrics were all true, how come he became a bad guy]

[How did Kuangfengge slander UZI? He repeated what UZI had done and what Gouchui had said]

Just when GSL was at a complete disadvantage and was being criticized and defeated.

A prompt appeared in the upper left corner of the game interface.

——Kegemo applies to add you as a friend.

Kegemo?

Mouth of the Abyss, Kog'Maw?

Ye Tian first thought of the hero, and then he remembered, isn’t this UZI’s ID!
Is this my end?
Good thing!
Ye Tian agreed to the application without hesitation and sent out a question mark.

"It's so boring for you to do this kind of thing." UZI first pretended to be standing on a high point.

"Is there any sentence written incorrectly? Tell me and I will change it." Ye Tian dealt true damage.

“No, it’s not a question of right or wrong. Everyone has shortcomings, it’s normal, and it’s in the past. If you keep staring at and criticizing them, it will... affect other people’s mentality.” UZI felt more and more at fault.

"Oh, so you lost two games to IG today and your mentality was affected. Then I am so sorry for you." Ye Tian set a language trap.

"Why did I only give away two games? The bottom lane has always been the advantage, can the loss be blamed on me?" UZI was very unconvinced.

"Are you starting to pass the buck?" Ye Tian continued to provoke.

"Why should I blame you? Come on, find the game video and review it, then tell me where I am to blame!" UZI was furious and his face turned red.

"You're trying to trick me, right? How can an unsigned anchor like me have the authority to broadcast LPL matches? If I do, my broadcast room will be closed." Ye Tian responded, and then turned to the audience in the broadcast room and said, "The LPL player you guys boast about, the world's No. 1 AD, besides secretly reporting him, he's doing these little tricks. Do you think he's disloyal, unfilial, unjust, unkind, and un..."

"Fuck it, I'm playing the live video and you're connecting to the microphone with me!" UZI couldn't stand it anymore.

"Come on, don't be afraid!" Ye Tian's face remained expressionless, but he was actually very happy in his heart.

I spent so much time laying the groundwork just for this sentence from UZI.

Firing at UZI can only attract a part of the GSL, and this part of the GSL is just for the purpose of scolding people. It only provides a little false prosperity, and the actual benefits are very low.

The real way to attract attention is to review the game together with UZI who is doing a live broadcast.

Buddy, this is a bite of the emperor's food!
After adding UZI's contact information and connecting the voice, Ye Tian first pointed out the key team fight in the third game: "In this wave, you must think that your teammates went out to chase people and didn't protect you, so you were killed by Fiora in three hits. But look at your own position and skills. Even if your teammates were around you, couldn't Fiora kill you? They just finished a team fight and have no control. What can they use to help you block Fiora?"

UZI watched again and again from a God's perspective.

Without saying a word.

behind.

The RNG players and coach also came over, looked at each other, and found recognition in each other's eyes.

"Teammate members play around the C position, and the C position should also actively seek protection from teammates."

“This is the most basic truth.”

"You messed up so much, and you expect your teammates to always protect you? If your teammates have the ability to protect you, who can't they protect? What do they need you for? The club has too much money and has nowhere to spend it?"

Ye Tian finished his summary.

Cut to the first game.

Pointing out a more serious problem: "At 5 minutes and 57 seconds, Spicy Hotpot reduced Ning's health to half and invaded IG's jungle area. What are you doing?"

"I'm pushing the line." UZI subconsciously said stubbornly.

"Pushing the line? As if everyone didn't watch the game?" Ye Tian sneered: "At 6 minutes and 14 seconds, your own artillery vehicle fell down, and there were only three ranged soldiers left. The next wave of enemies can push up in three seconds. Mala Xiangguo is destroying the opponent's true eyes. There will definitely be a fight. What did you do? You turned around and attacked those soldiers who didn't need to be attacked at all!"

"If you say you didn't know this wave could start, you're stupid!"

"You knew this wave could start a fight but you didn't go. You deliberately sold out your teammates. You are so bad!"

"At 6 minutes and 18 seconds, Mala Xiang Guo was hooked. IG's bottom lane and jungler were all there. You could have gotten there first, but you walked back halfway and let your teammates go 2v3. You killed Mala Xiang Guo and let IG's rhythm take off. And you were still trying to control the lane!"

"When you say 'push the line', do you mean leading the way to push our own base? Imperial Army, please?"

"Hey——" UZI stopped in Bengbu.

"What are you talking about? You're dragging the progress bar back." Ye Tian interrupted directly: "12 minutes and 30 seconds, you have flash and healing, and you can take Thresh's EQ combo and get traded -for- by a low-health Kog'Maw. Tell me, why can you take Thresh's Q that's slower than an old lady crossing the road?"

"Don't worry, and hold on!"

"..."

With 14 seasons of understanding and experience, Ye Tian analyzed from a purely objective perspective that his ability to review situations may not even be matched by those coaches trained in professional systems in South Korea.

Not to mention those idiots in LPL who mainly make a living by selling large amounts of tickets.

UZI's face went from red at the beginning to purple and indignation, then slowly transitioned to deep red, pink, and white with a hint of red. In the end, his entire face turned pale white, and he even had two streaks of cold sweat sliding down his forehead.

[It seems to make sense]

[Of course it makes sense. I would be speechless if I hadn’t seen UZI]

[Is this the understanding of the top laner? Too strong. I thought the other players in RNG betrayed UZI, but it turns out that UZI betrayed the others.]

[UZI's play is really problematic]

[Let me see if anyone dares to say that Brother Kuangfeng is cheating. Can cheats be used to analyze the game? ]

[I am a three-year-old fan of Gou, but I must admit that what Kuangfeng said is the truth]

【From hater to fan! 】

【…】

"You said I was messing with you, so I ask, if you don't have any evidence, you can report it through the special channel, right?"

"If I don't hype myself up and am just an ordinary passerby with no fame, I will be banned no matter how strong I am, right?"

Ye Tian lifted the lid: "Can you please stop playing with privileges and stop being the LPL prince like Mingkai who made it to the World Championship three times in four years and defeated six teams from other regions with nine different heroes?"

(End of this chapter)