Occupation? I won’t even hit a dog!

Chapter 33: The New Bible: Accept the Fact that He Gave Himself a Life
【What a Gender Dysfunction Cognition Test】

【What a genius】

[Damaging teammates at the same time during a duel? You're amazing]

[Hahahahahaha how did you come up with the idea of ​​self-defense? Absolutely amazing]

[The lizard that is afraid of fighting is even more terrible]

[Where did Kuangfeng get these words? The key is that they rhyme, so awesome]

[Is a single bet also considered a bet? 】

[you can you up, no can no bb]

The atmosphere was extremely lively.

Hammer hang?

Just sanctions?

There is nothing more enjoyable than watching a canyon pianist perform!
What's more, the party being criticized... No, it should be said that the party being educated is the professional players who performed well in the spring game. Such a big contrast is like watching the Fairy Sister being pressed to the ground from the perspective of the Dragon Knight.

One word.

--Cool!

Inside the IG Club.

Baolan looked at the chat box and her face became even redder.

I really want to refute.

But I can't find the angle.

The higher the level, the more reasonable you need to be when arguing.

The model of focusing on parents and indiscriminately attacking immediate family members can certainly give people the feeling of "simple foul language and ultimate enjoyment", but it is not persuasive enough. It only vents emotions and cannot make the other party feel ashamed.

[Come on, review! ] is the essence that hits the soul directly.

This game.

Does Baolan dare to review the situation?

Obviously don't dare.

In a professional league, if you are caught by the coach for giving away a ward at the beginning of the game, you will have a month's bonus deducted and you will have no place to complain.

It would be a low-level mistake not to step up to help Jhin block the hook during laning.

——After Jhin used four bullets and Q skill to push the line, he didn't even have the ability to fight back when he was hit by Titan's hook, and at the very least he would lose half his life. If Luo helped to block it, it wouldn't hurt at all. Even if he didn't save the skill points to upgrade E to pull away, it would not affect the subsequent confrontation.

That makes sense, Baolan doesn’t.

Fight back?

Even worse.

Watching Brother Kuangfeng switching screens, clicking eyes, sending question marks, typing at an exaggerated speed while exchanging blood, and seeing a series of never-before-seen words, Baolan knew that the gap between the two sides in this field was even greater than that between Bronze and King, and that daring to reply would be to take advantage of one's own shortcomings.

Fortunately.

Just when Baolan's face was about to change from dark red to crimson purple, a kill occurred in the middle lane.

After eating the first wave of soldiers, Sao Nan used a classic second-level ultimate move - he moved forward and pressed forward, used two stages of W [Rooting] to scrape Ahri who was retreating to the tower, then flashed to get close to her and threw out a set of AQA and Ignite, triggering Thunder. Even though Ahri flashed to create distance, she was still killed by the bleeding and Ignite DOT damage from the passive [Blade's End] of the male knife.

——First Blood!

The first blood prompt sounded.

The man earned four hundred gold coins.

"6, 6, 6!"

"Return to zero."

"How high the sky is, how sexy my hands are, I am the old male swordsman, Macko Jack is sexy!"

The guy tapped away at the computer with his hand, his mouth curled up into an exaggerated arc. "We got half a ward at the beginning. We can directly take Ahri away in the first wave of level 2 upgrade. We can set the pace in the middle lane. The jungler on the opposite side is Graves, who poses no threat to me. So we can push this wave of soldiers without any danger."

"Thanks to the blood bottle of the irritable male god, thanks to the domineering customer service Xiaoxiang, and thanks to the treasure map of just an ordinary young man, we are Kouchang! Zhan Ge! Brother owes!"

As the voice of Serenata Immortale sounded.

The netizens were completely excited.

Even though the Fourteenth Sword Lady, Long Shiqi and two passers-by who were in the same team with Saonan couldn't hear the BGM, their morale was boosted when they saw the mid laner get the first blood.

the other side.

The situation is quite the opposite.

A few seconds ago, Ahri was hit by the male knife and before she could complete the combo, a golden question mark lit up.

Ahri player's heart suddenly tightened.

Baolan's eyes lit up, and he looked at the chat interface with interest.

A few seconds later.

A sentence popped out.

Level 8 Gale (Salt): Be careful in the middle lane, he has another set at level 6.

? ? ? ? ?

Baolan blinked, a little confused.

No.

what's the situation.

How's your aggression?

[Ah? So gentle? ]

[The mid laner gave away first blood at level 2 and you didn’t even curse? 】

[I wasn’t warned by the super administrator, how did I become a peacemaker?]

[Anchor, if you are possessed, just blink]

【…】

Barrages of comments floated up.

"The mid laner was killed because the support gave away a ward at the beginning, was suppressed in level, and couldn't save his life even after returning to the tower. This wave was just a bad positioning, which is at most 30% of the responsibility."

"Assistance accounts for 70% of the responsibility."

Ye Tian had a good reason: "Besides, a professional support can place wards in the wrong direction. Standing behind the AD in the laning phase is a mentally retarded behavior and must be scolded; but it is normal for the Grandmaster to give away kills in the laning phase. If he had never given away a kill, he would have been a King long ago. Since I have matched with the Grandmaster, I have to accept the fact that he will definitely give away kills."

[I cried after hearing this]

[Great, no need to say more]

[Dian Kun: Silver is the advanced stage of cancer, Kuang Feng Ge: Matched with Master, accept the fact that he gave away heads]

【New Bible】

[I am the first one who doesn’t believe in scripting with this mentality]

[I didn't pay attention to the mouse, the screen switching and eye clicking were perfectly reproduced, and question marks were added to criticize teammates, how did it become a script? ]

The wind direction in the live broadcast room changed drastically.

Mouse jitter and sticking aren't a big deal in themselves.

The clips of dodging skills within 0.1 seconds are indeed exaggerated, but if it happens once or twice in a normal live broadcast, everyone knows it is a prediction.

The biggest doubt is the mouse teleportation and screen switching.

Judging from this live broadcast, cutting the screen and clicking the eyes are purely manual operations, and they are extremely smooth. An advanced version was also demonstrated, so the so-called hard evidence is naturally untenable.

Hit the road.

As the Fourteen Sword Girls advance.

Ye Tian controlled the military line in front of his own tower and took the initiative in terms of consumption.

This wave was not actually what Fourteen Swordsmen wanted to push.

After making a mistake in the fight, Fourteenth Sword Lady originally wanted to control the line and slowly recover health, but she rushed up to launch a full attack after reaching the critical point of level three.

After all, for Fiora, both W and E are qualitative skills, while Shen's W can only be used for consumption, and E dare not hit Fiora easily. As long as Fiora rushes to Shen's face, Shen will be very passive.

but.

As Long Shiqi was discovered while attacking the Stone Beetle, his position was exposed and he lost one-third of his status for nothing. The Fourteenth Sword Lady no longer dared to control.

——Salvin has Ignite, and Graves starts in the upper half of the zone. If Fiora dares to control the line, she will definitely be killed by the tower dive. Even if she can reach level 2 under the tower, there is no possibility of getting a kill.

If the Fourteen Swordsmen don't push, the line will be destroyed.

Advancing...

The location is very awkward.

2 minutes 31 seconds.

Ye Tian stood at the edge of the protection range of the defensive tower and used W [Tactical Sweep] to consume the enemy. In order to avoid being scratched by the outer circle, the Fourteenth Sword Girl chose to use Q [Breaking the Sky] to get close to Ye Tian and break the flaw in the lower right corner of Ye Tian.

At this time.

The eyes of the Fourteenth Sword Princess narrowed.

——A [Hook] shot out from Qing Gangying's waist, pulling his body and sticking to the wall which was very close to Riven!

(End of this chapter)