Occupation? I won’t even hit a dog!

Chapter 31 I am an e-sports pianist, and I’m telling you!

[Genius doesn't want to play professionally, but pretends to be an all-round expert here? 】

[How can you randomly pick a hero and kill professional players and stay in Diamond 1 for three consecutive seasons? 】

[I am dying of laughter. I suggest you point the camera at your hands and play it for me.]

[Chicken eating genius, go and win the championship]

[Is there really anyone who can keep the mouse pointed at his feet while playing games? ]

[That’s right, prediction is also done by dragging the mouse to the prediction point, not following the person]

[What a stupid agency, getting a cheating anchor to hype it up]

The audience didn't believe it.

"No, I really don't have one, and I don't even have an agency."

Ye Tian pretended to be aggrieved: "It's okay to point the camera at the hand. From today on, I will broadcast the whole process with the hand. I can reproduce all the operations they say are unreasonable. If someone can prove that I am a scripter, I will jump into the Huangpu River and quit the server!"

talking.

Ye Tian clicked on the confirmation window that popped up.

Enter the player selection interface.

I scanned the chat box and found two familiar IDs.

An old thief named Sima who goes "Baozou".

The other one is called Megan.

Almost everyone knows the ID Sima Laozei.

Back then, when Sima Laozei had not yet been diagnosed with autism, he often interacted with netizens in the Black WE Bar and the Anti-Pressure Bar. Because he was a female on the forum and often appeared on camera without washing his hair, he was called the bar flower.

He was angered by a WE fan's words "If you can do it, just do it", and then he entered the professional circle.

what is interesting is.

Sima Laozei was originally the main force behind the black WE.

After becoming famous in VG, he was acquired by the WE team.

then.

SKT's only midfielder Shan Niruo followed Sima Lao Zei's request and chose a support with shield and control to help Sima Lao Zei evolve into the form that everyone is most familiar with. This series of twists and turns can only be described by the four words "tricky and slippery".

Megan is not very famous at the moment.

But the ID he used later, Baolan, became famous.

From the S8 champion support, the dance of the phantom feathers, and the collection of the top ten perfect team fights in the arena, to the S9 season's acclimatization problems, Titan's infinite air hooks, and AD getting a quad kill while the support had zero assists, they are all hot topics on the entire Internet.

The other two are ordinary masters. Although they both have more than 300 points, their levels are just so-so.

Just as battle records cannot fully represent one's strength, RANK scores also cannot fully represent one's strength.

Many ordinary masters with no special features try to play it safe during laning phase and focus on mixing it up. If they are lucky, they can indeed gain points faster than some carry players.

for example.

'Nanling Huashen', a Jayce expert who is very strong in laning, was stuck in Diamond 1 for a long time. However, his strength is far better than that of the Master of Mixed, and after passing the bottleneck, he made his way to the strongest king.

On the other hand, if a master wants to become a king, he not only needs to spend a lot of money, but the gender requirements cannot be too strict.

Judging from the segmentation and performance, there is not much hope for Ye Tian’s mid laner and jungler, and he can only rely on the top and bottom lanes to set the pace.

The opponent also has three strong and two weak players, but the distribution is relatively comfortable. The mid laner is Lao Sao's male knife, the jungler is the king's blind monk Long Shiqi, the top laner is Fourteenth Sword Lady, and the two weaker ones are in a duo in the bottom lane.

In terms of lineup.

Ye Tian chose Shen, and his jungler was Graves and Ahri. Lao Zhe and Bao Lan used Jhin and Rakan respectively.

The opponent is Fiora, Lee Sin, Talon, and Lucian and Titan combination.

enter the game.

The jungler Graves shuddered: "The opponent is so strong, I may not be able to help the line in this game."

The mid laner Ahri was very confident: "Don't be afraid, just stay calm, I will be able to roam faster after level 6, so I can help you more."

Graves: "Level 6? Talon starts roaming at level 3. Besides, don't support me. If I don't get killed in a laning match with Sao Nan, it will be a success."

Seeing the jungler so scared, Baolan interrupted: "It's okay, our top laner is Fengfeng. Fengfeng's strength exceeds 90% of professional players. He can easily defeat a 14th Sword Lady."

After that, Baolan thought about it.

Still not satisfied, he added: "There is a spirit in his mouse, no one can beat him."

Ye Tian frowned.

Yin and Yang, right?

Yin and Yang are good!
I originally planned to get along with you as an ordinary person, but what I got in return was sarcasm.

Row.

No more pretending.

I am the legendary e-sports pianist, and I’m here to show my cards!

"Brother Baolan, please don't praise me like that. How can I surpass 90% of the professional players?"

“I can’t compare with the professional players.”

Ye Tian's fingers tapped quickly on the keyboard: "They all say that IG is a trident of top, mid and jungle, and they rely on these three positions to win the game, and the bottom lane just needs to follow suit. But I don't think that's right, because I've listened to IG's game voice chats. Brother Baolan, you are responsible for commanding and starting teamfights, and you are the handle that decides which direction the trident goes. Without you as the handle, no matter how sharp the tip of the trident is, it's useless."

"Thank you for the compliment." Baolan blushed slightly.

In the past two years, the IG team has been led by Rookie, who was originally treated as a pendant.

The bottom lane has always been a weak point.

Even though Baolan won 18 MVPs in the spring season, the first among support players, he is not qualified to compete with Rookie, the chicken master, and Duke, the champion top laner. His status in the team is only slightly higher than that of Xihuang in the AD position and Ning Wang who just entered the LPL. It is a bit of a stretch to say that he is one of the trident.

Although Ye Tian's words exaggerated Ning, they praised Bao Lan a lot.

At least that was Baolan’s first impression.

but.

Baolan just sent out his words of thanks.

Sima the old thief exposed it without hesitation: "He said you are the halberd handle."

【? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

【what? 】

[Damn, what a great halberd handle! ]

[I didn’t even notice that hahahaha]

[laughing to death]

[I would like to call Brother Kuangfeng the most cheerful anchor]

[Please be clear, what is it? ]

[Let's talk about the facts. If IG is the trident, I think the jungler is the trident.]

[Isn't the old thief autistic? How come he reacts so quickly?]

[Are you a new player? I wonder what Lao Zei did back then? You didn’t even watch the game when he was playing Anti-Pressure Bar.]

Seeing the interaction, the barrage became lively again.

and this.

It’s just the beginning.

Without waiting for Baolan to respond, Ye Tian bought Doran's Blade + Red Potion and walked out of the fountain. He gave a signal behind the dragon pit wall: "Brother Baolan, go put a ward here. They may come to fight a level 1 group. If you put a ward in the triangle grass or red buff grass, you will be scanned."

then.

Seeing that Male Gun wanted to avoid Long Shiqi's edge and farm from the upper half to the lower area, Ye Tian gave a signal at the Stone Beetle Bush: "Brother Lao Zei, place a ward here before going online. When the opponent enters the jungle and sees that there is no one, Long Shiqi will grab the red buff. Placing a ward here can interrupt his jungle farming rhythm."

When Baolan was called a halberd handle by Ye Tian, ​​she got hot-headed and wanted to start cursing.

I was halfway through typing when I suddenly froze.

These two eyes, probably... seem... as if... should... maybe... really make sense!
Driven by reason, Baolan placed a ward behind the dragon pit, and another sentence popped up in front of him.

——"Your eye position is too high. It's within the scanning range. Just follow the signal I sent you. Why do you have to change it? Are you in your rebellious period?"

"How can you play professionally with this mentality? Do you want your teammates to coax you like a princess?"

(End of this chapter)