Occupation? I won’t even hit a dog!

On October 10, the S26 quarterfinals officially kicked off.

The first to fight were IG and GRF.

IG is not only the world runner-up that advanced by stepping on two LCK teams, but The shy in the team is also the only top laner who can hold back Ye Tian in the laning phase. He also gathered the entire team's strength to form a four-for-one exchange with Ye Tian in the decisive Fire Dragon + Baron team battle, and got the first blood of Tongtiandai.

Even though Ye Tian made the swap because he wanted to end the game quickly with a team fight, otherwise he would not die at all, the record created by IG is still recognized by everyone.

what?
Is four for one worth bragging about?
That is a must!

Think about a team mobilizing five people to capture Ye Tian, ​​but ended up being beaten 1v5 in the true sense. Considering Ye Tian’s 100% winning rate and 0% mortality rate before that, you can understand how valuable IG’s four-for-one exchange is.

With this unique record in front of them, most LPL viewers expect IG to rise again and make an impact on the goals that were not achieved last year.

As the regular season god of war and the second seed of LCK, GRF also received a lot of attention.

Even though the Koreans shouted during the group stage that GRF was not worthy of being the Korean team and that it would be better to give the qualifying spot to the North American pride C9, when they really met the LPL team, the Koreans wanted to use all kinds of tricks to help GRF win, including pulling the network cable and changing the rules.

and.

Even though Sword Emperor cannot withstand Ye Tian, ​​he may not be able to withstand The Shy.

In the LCK region, Sword never had any problems facing Khan and Nuguri, and it can even be said that he still has some strength to spare. Nuguri withstood the fierce bombardment of The shy and Ning in the third game of the group stage.

If we calculate it this way, Sword shouldn't have any big problems facing The shy...right?

The idea is beautiful.

pity.

Before long, all the Koreans watching the quarterfinals collapsed.

In the first game, IG took out top lane Yasuo, jungle Gragas, mid lane Qiyana, and bottom lane Kog'Maw + Lulu, and easily defeated GRF's top lane Gnar, jungle Elise, mid lane Poppy, and bottom lane Garen + Cat.

JackeyLove dealt 52.2K damage in a nearly pressure-free output environment, and the fraction reached the power of a tiger.

In the second game, GRF gave Jayce to Sword in an attempt to suppress The shy's Kayle.

Four additional locations.

GRF is composed of Jarvan IV in the jungle, Galio in the mid lane, and Xayah and Rakan in the bottom lane.

IG has Lee Sin as jungler, Leblanc as mid laner, and Kaisa + Titan in the bottom lane.

During the laning phase, Sword did restrict The shy's development. The strength of the Xayah and Rakan combination and the Jarvan IV bringing Galio into the field was also high enough. In addition, JackeyLove's playing style was rough, Baolan's Titan status was a mystery, and the duo lane was caught and killed several times in a row, which once put IG into a tough battle.

But when the game reached the 33rd minute, The shy cut into the back row alone with the three items of Hextech Gun + Sheepstick + Nashor's Tooth, forced out Xayah's R [Flame of Tempest] by himself, and severely injured Jayce and killed the Prince who rushed back with the reverse EQ. GRF fell into complete defeat.

GRF, which was crushed in one game and turned the game around in the next, felt that the mid and jungle had too low tolerance for error, so in the third game they used a lineup of top laner Jayce, jungler Karthus, mid laner Sion, and bottom lane Xayah and Rakan.

IG's top laner is Kayle, jungler is Gragas, mid laner is Aatrox, and bottom lane is Kaisa + Dawn.

this time.

Ning adhered to the principle that top lane is the best and helped The shy get the first blood.

After The shy gained economic and experience advantages, even though he was using Kayle, who was not strong enough in the early stages, he still suppressed Sword's Jayce and opened up a 22-CS difference in ten minutes.

Next, IG won every team battle and established a five-digit economic advantage in just twenty minutes.

When pressing into the high ground, Baolan used his ultimate to stun Xayah first, The shy used his R skill [Moment of Judgment] on Kaisa, and JackeyLove flew into the crowd without hesitation and filled up his full set of output the moment Xayah regained her ability to move!

At the same time, Rookie controlled the Darkin Sword Demon to spread his wings, rushed forward, and the [Darkin Blade] that he had cast in advance hit the target perfectly!
Xia pressed [Storm Feather Blade] the moment she regained her mobility, but her body melted before she could jump up. IG took advantage of the situation and pushed down the GRF base in one wave, giving the LCK's second seed a clean 3-0 victory and becoming the first to advance to the semifinals.

[Angel and devil combined, so cool]

【Fairy combination】

[This is what peak IG is like]

[Soraka: As long as I live, no one will suffer, The shy: As long as I suffer, no one will live]

【一般玩家：凯尔R为自身或队友施加持续2/2.5/3秒的无敌效果，The Shy：对附近敌人造成200/350/500(+1额外AD)(+0.8AP)魔法伤害】

[I originally wanted to get along with you guys as the third seed of LPL, but I didn’t expect to be alienated in return. I won’t pretend anymore. I am the runner-up of S8 who swept LCK. I’m going to show my cards.]

[The domestic qualifying matches were timid, but the overseas world competitions were a strong fight]

[Let GRF experience what it means for an angel to descend upon me]

LPL audiences were extremely excited.

Compared with the No. 1 seed FPX playing against FNC, which is known as the European and American B-team, the No. 3 seed IG has a higher risk against the LCK powerhouse GRF.

Since IG was able to win with a crushing score, the probability of the LPL team securing a spot in the finals is very high.

Unsurprisingly.

In the second game, FPX, like IG, gave their opponents a 3-0 score. The FNC support '嗨了松', who was confused, used Lao Niu in various ways and dragged the entire team into the abyss of being shut out.

[This Minotaur is obviously a noob but overly brave], [Please put a hold on Griffin's top laner's party admission approval and expedite the process for this Minotaur], [It's my first time playing Minotaur. It's still quite new. I pressed all the keys], [Ou Cheng just overcame his fear of dogs and now he has cowphobia] and other jokes are endless.

The funniest one came from Xiaohu’s live broadcast room.

When Xiaohu finished commentating the game, the big screen jumped to the settlement interface, and a striking line of colorful words floated across the top.

[A 24/0 Minotaur can deal 8 damage in 3200 minutes]

Before Xiaohu could say anything, another barrage of comments floated by.

[There's no need to criticize this. Tian Ge and Shen Chao reviewed the game. In that game, Ryze did not have any damage output except for supporting the bottom lane. The real CS was Kayle with 5500.]

[Mainly relies on tech guns to deal damage, it really makes me laugh]

[Brother Tian called me a coward before we even started the game. I didn’t accept it at the time, but now I see that I am really a coward]

[Akira-kun was joking with you? 】

"No, why did Kyle become a CS?"

Xiaohu's mentality exploded: "Can you guys stop believing everything you hear? RNG has been focusing on the bottom lane for the whole year. I picked Kayle to protect Jian's pride. How can I be a coward if the damage is lower?"

"The housing manager is watching the show? The one who stirs up trouble is not blocked, right? I suspect there are black members in the housing manager. Go back and check and remove the next batch of people who don't do their job."

[If you don’t believe in Tian Ge and Shen Chao, who should you believe in? Should you believe in CS? ]

[The next batch of housing managers really made me laugh. They all paid for their positions. Whoever is fired will be a clown.]

[Tian Ge is the strongest, Shen Chao is the most honest, both of them said that Kyle was sleepwalking, 2200 still dares to be stubborn? ]

[Tell a joke, Dragon Pit Kayle]

[Kyle defends the bottom lane? EZ wants to hold on in the mid-game, to drag the game until Kyle takes over. The coward can say that he is proud of defending Kyle. It is really the late morning of the sun and the rising sun of the east.]

"Can you please stop using other people's analysis to discredit me? Does Ye Tian have to be right?" "He has dug up all my data before. How could he have found it if he hadn't specifically checked it?"

Xiaohu has been criticized since he was eliminated. His emotions are extremely unstable. Looking at the barrage of comments that hurt people's hearts, he couldn't help but blush: "I have been screwed by him so many times, don't you know? If it wasn't for him, RNG would never have fallen to this point, right?"

Hear this.

Ye Tian’s fans hanging in the live broadcast room couldn’t help themselves.

Since Ye Tian's strength is undisputed and his personality is very stable, Ye Tian's fans will basically not have conflicts with other groups.

A week ago, RNG was eliminated in the round of 16. Xiaohu hinted that FNC might seek advice from a team in the same division, which caused a lot of dissatisfaction.

But since Xiaohu did not mention Ye Tian's name, Ye Tian expressed a conciliatory attitude during the live review with Shenchao, and called on everyone in several groups not to attack other players. Most of the fans who were used to living in peace let the matter go, and only a few people occasionally made a few remarks.

now.

Things are different.

Ye Tian not only took a step back, he also helped analyze that Ryze's low output was a problem of the overall environment, saying that Ryze only accounted for a quarter of the responsibility, which was extremely broad-minded.

However, during the live broadcast, Nuohu shouted that he was being targeted by Ye Tian, ​​and attributed the reason why RNG made it to the quarterfinals, quarterfinals and top 16 and became stronger every year to being being tricked. This was simply an act of flattery.

If we can tolerate this, what else can’t we tolerate?

One of the fan leaders, 'Qionghua Sannong', was furious and opened an account on Hupu to create a voting post, simulated the scenario, and sent the post address to several fan groups.

Question 1: You are a new mid laner in LPL, and your girlfriend is a mid laner in an emerging LOL women’s team. She is about to participate in the national competition for the women’s team. What will you do (single choice)?

A, let her train well and prepare for the battle.

B, frequently contact her and question, isn't the reason you play professionally just to accompany me?
Question 2: Her team has made it to the finals, and tomorrow is the final battle. What will you do (single choice)?

A. Encourage her or don't disturb her, and hope she wins the championship.

B, found her out of the base in the middle of the night, and separated at 4:30 in the morning.

Question 3: Your girlfriend was fired because she frequently went out without leave and affected her performance in the finals. What would you do? (Single choice)

A. Learn from experience and lessons together and encourage her to find other work (selected).

B, persuade her to stop working. At worst you can support her.

Question 4: Your girlfriend has been unemployed for a year and wants to try being a streamer and return to her original team. What will you do? (Single Choice)

A, don’t want her to be a host, but help her find other jobs.

B, said that being a host was like selling herself, and made her pregnant and had sex with her.

Question 5: You get tired of this relationship and eventually break up. What will you do after the breakup? (Single Choice)

A, delete the contact information, the good ex is like dead.

B, go back and chat with her from time to time, and tell her that you will get married the next time you see her.

[Is there anything wrong with choosing A for all five? Is the one who chooses B a human? ]

[AABAA no problem, isn't it better to pay for it?]

[It’s okay to choose B in the first three. The LOL women’s team is just for show. It was previously revealed that if you don’t exchange your body, you won’t get paid. There’s really no need to go.]

[Indeed, it is useless for the women's team to win the championship. This is not the era of Ogura. Who still remembers the women's team champions in recent years? ]

[The players are selected based on their faces and figures. Do you really think the women's team can make money from playing games?]

[BBBAA, the first one is fine, and the last two can be chosen as B, which means they are born pure]

The discussion was quite serious at the beginning.

As they talked, people gradually realized that something was wrong.

These five questions...seem to have a hidden meaning!

Not long after, a new post was exposed, which contained the chat records between RNG mid laner Xiaohu and his ex-girlfriend An Ran, which perfectly matched the questions raised by Qionghua Sannong.

Among the five options, Xiaohu chose B.

What’s even more interesting is that several other chat records appeared in the comment section, which not only proved that Xiaohu had a seamless transition between girlfriends, but also proved that Xiaohu also had a new girlfriend during the S9 World Championship.

On the day when Ryze was eliminated after dealing 2200 damage, Xiaohu confessed his love to his new girlfriend!
There's nothing seamless about it.

As a top-ranked professional player in LPL, it only takes a few minutes for him to fuck his fans, and it's normal for girlfriends to line up to come to him.

Abortion is a private matter between two people, not to mention that no one knows whose child it is. Li Yuanhao, who was promoted from a coward to the rank of Admiral Fujitora, is actually a victim to some extent.

It’s half true that being a host is like being a prostitute.

Even if you have never eaten pork, you have seen pigs running away. Those who should understand will definitely understand. Those who don’t understand can look at the profit sharing ratio between ordinary anchors of Dousha TV and female anchors who have met senior executives offline, and you can guess what happened.

It is a bit inappropriate to want to ask for temporary use rights after giving up the right of possession, and to use marriage as a scam to get sex.

of course.

These are subsections.

As long as I can achieve good results in the competition, it doesn’t matter how much I spend on private play.

What the spectators can't stand is that Nianhu has played in the world championship for four years and has never won an MVP. Last year, Galio was all kinds of shitty, and this year, Ryze, Kayle, and Akali are one more outrageous than the other. How can he have the courage to not train well and distract himself to hook up with female college students?

[They really are busy at the World Championship every year. No wonder they are so bad every year]

[Don't be so mean, Tian Ge has already said it, it's not that Xiaohu is bad, it's that Xiaohu always has to face off against the opponent's MVP player]

[Fuck, too classic]

[This is a true big heart. No matter how you scold me, I just want to fall in love during the competition period.]

[What disgusts me the most is not the love affair, but the fact that after being eliminated, the Tiger fans blamed Uzi for not carrying Red and Wen, and the most disappointing thing was that Xiaohu confessed his love affair after the game, as if the result of the world game had nothing to do with him]

[I played Zaozige C for nearly a whole year, but in the absolute mid-top version of the world championship, my team couldn't even play Akali, Irelia, Jayce, Aatrox, mid-top, and even got outplayed by European Bee Leblanc in the group stage. In the end, I could only hope to use the outdated bottom lane strong tower pushing and lane switching to save my life. If it were me, I would also be red warm.]

[I came back just in time to let my girlfriend wear the FNC uniform and Faker’s mask]

[I can only hope that Fujitora's aborted fetus is his own]

It didn't take long.

A new song quickly climbed into the hot search list.

——"Come Back, My Tiger General" (End of this chapter)