Occupation? I won’t even hit a dog!

Chapter 291 Pulling my 3-year-old cousin to the balcony to do advanced mathematics

The attribute of [Golden Marriage] is that it takes effect when wearing helmet-type props, increases the awareness attribute by 30%, and gains the ability to accurately calculate the refresh time of wild monsters. The sound-isolating headset is also classified as a helmet-type prop.

Easy to trigger.

But it's of no use.

Can be saved for later synthesis.

Ye Tian had heard a little about the conflicts within the FPX team. On the one hand, everyone wanted to become a better self and did not want to be held back by the past. On the other hand, it could be attributed to the somewhat one-sided statement "lies don't hurt, the truth is the sharpest knife."

The former is due to the inevitable fluctuations in strength among professional players.

The latter is the drawback caused by the sarcastic remarks among FPX members.

of course.

Mainly the former.

As a professional player, as long as you can keep winning, the sarcasm between teammates can be laughed off, and even regarded as proof of a harmonious relationship. Even if there is a little unhappiness, you won’t take it too seriously because everyone has won the honor together.

If you can't win, sarcastic remarks will hurt you.

Compared with the normal trajectory, FPX had buried the hidden danger of Mozi's mechanism in advance. Even if they all tacitly stopped mentioning this matter, they might not be able to get over the hurdle in their hearts. In the group stage, they lost to the provincial team first and then to the European Snake. It is not too difficult to understand why [Golden Jade Marriage] was triggered in advance.

Think of this.

Ye Tian inexplicably felt guilty.

How did he end up killing someone with a borrowed knife, just like Zhuge Mingkai?
Is it true that those who are close to pigs are red?

He watched what happened with the mentality of clearing himself, hoping to find evidence to clear himself of any connection...Ye Tian felt even more guilty.

I am not using a knife to kill someone, I am simply the source of all evil!
Xiaotian played the game honestly, but his ID was inexplicably asked to be changed by the official. His girlfriend put aside the dispute and jointly developed the game. He won the MVP trophy in the summer season and there was a debate about whether he stole Monkey's honor. He entered the World Championship as the number one seed in LPL and originally wanted to make great plans, but he lost to the provincial team and was scolded for two days, and then he saw the conversation in the group.

Don't say you have a bad attitude.

Even if you replace a player with a good mentality, he will still go crazy in the middle of the night.

Although apart from the ID snatching, the responsibility for other incidents did not lie with Ye Tian, ​​Mozi said that Xiaotian was looking for trouble, and the FPX manager privately said that it was Doinb who was criticized, which was even more mentally retarded, but considering that he borrowed the ID and lines, Ye Tian still helped to say a word when he was on the mic with Shenchao.

"There's really no need to scold people."

Ye Tian said, "From the perspective of an outsider, if you see me say that the provincial team is strong, you won't feel anything. But if someone makes a small mistake and becomes the person who highlights the strength of the provincial team, you will definitely feel unhappy when you see such words."

"It's normal that the speaker doesn't mean anything but the listener does." Shen Chao echoed, "Young people are easily impulsive, so it's okay to make a small mistake."

"Indeed, the older generation of players did too many beastly things, especially Xiao Wang." Ye Tian pointed his sword at Shen Chao.

"Me?" Shen Chao was a little confused after hearing the last half of the sentence.

The older generation of players did do a series of despicable things such as duck neck, throwing snakes, and "Brother, I'm kidding."

But Shen Chao asked himself, he had never done anything like this before!
"Who else could it be but you? When your thirteen-year-old cousin came into your room to play with you, you actually dragged her to the balcony to do... advanced mathematics! You told her that she could only play with you if she got all the questions right." Ye Tian was heartbroken: "A thirteen-year-old kid just wanted to play with her brother for a while, didn't you? You actually used advanced mathematics questions to embarrass her! That's too much!"

【? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

【Thirteen years old? Doing advanced math? And getting all the answers right?】

【Hahahahaha this is a real beast! 】

[Double ponytails are no longer safe]

[It turns out that you are doing advanced mathematics. I thought you were doing advanced mathematics.]

【? ? ? ? ? 】

[Thirteen is not good, thirty is OK]

[A sister who is ten years older than me, right? ]

“I was going to train.”

The expression on Shenchao's face was more aggrieved than that of Dou E: "At that time, we were going to North America to compete. Everyone was holding their breath and wanted to make a good result in North America. When we had a little time, we played Rank like crazy. We even rarely went to the gym."

"Isn't that putting the cart before the horse?" Ye Tian said seriously, "Do you know why LMQ was able to complete a triple jump in North America, enter the World Championship in one year, and force Riot Games to change the rules? It was because once Xuansheng's physique appeared in the offline competition, the opponent didn't dare to win a single game."

"What? There are guns in North America?"

“Have you ever heard of China Kongfu?”

[Declaring that it is average online, but absolutely invincible offline]

[No matter how disadvantaged he is, as long as the base is not blown up, Xuanxuan can fight five people alone and turn the tables]

[Declaring that the muscles are not scary, what is really scary is that the record can be checked]

[The deceased anchor gave a thumbs up]

[I only knocked on the door for half an hour before I calmed down and didn’t even take out the knife]

[Is death knocking at the door? No, it’s a declaration]

[Can Uzi fight in the dormitory?]

[I don’t know, right? When the announcement was made and UZI was hiding in the room, he didn’t dare to say a word]

[Opposite AD: Where to hit? Announcement: Temple]

The audience in the live broadcast room made all kinds of memes.

"Uh……"

Shen Chao had never thought of this reason: "By the way, Brother Tian, ​​doesn't G2 have a game today? Are you going to the scene soon?"

"Let Wunder play today, so I won't go. It's actually quite stressful to play against the provincial team. It's natural to win, but I'll be scolded if I lose. But in fact, the provincial team can enter the world competition, so it's normal to win a game occasionally, right?" Ye Tian glanced at the time: "Wait until the game starts, I'll commentate with you."

"Great!" Shen Chao was overjoyed.

Although the switch from the regular mode to Genting has greatly increased Shenchao's popularity, during the World Championship, the most popular match is definitely the match between strong teams.

Commentating with Ye Tian is equivalent to catching two big hot spots, which is something all anchors in the industry dream of. Even those who are invited to the official commentary seat will be jealous and want to run back to hug Ye Tian's thighs.

The first game was very exciting.

The two sides in the battle are RNG and FNC.

Currently, both teams have a 1-1 record in the group stage. Whoever can get this crucial point will greatly increase their hopes of advancing to the knockout stage and retain the possibility of competing with SKT for the first place in Group C.

“FNC is basically gone.”

After looking at the lineup, Ye Tian commented: "Jian Zihao's statistics this year are too gorgeous. Ou Cheng doesn't want to fight against him. He got Morgana + Robot in the bottom lane and Shen + Lee Sin in the top lane. He is focused on protecting the mid laner Kayle in team fights. However, Kayle's stats have just been nerfed, and their mid laner is not a calamity cap. They can't win."

"They don't have the ability to fight in the early game, and they don't have the attributes to fight in the late game." Shen Chao summarized: "If FNC wants to push the tower, they must win the teamfight. If they want to win the teamfight, they must drag the game until Kayle is ready. The problem is that by the time Kayle is ready at level 16, RNG's double C Ryze and Xayah will all be ready. The top single Gnar, jungler Digger, and support Alcatraz all have control, and Morgana's shield can't stop them all." "Kyle also has the gold stealing talent." Ye Tian smiled and shook his head: "Even if the Europeans and the gold stealing talent are a good match, it's too much of a waste of cowardice to bring them like this."

Coward is just a coward.

Not stupid.

Only when facing a strong opponent will you first equip the standard three-piece set of Mercury's Boots, Armguards, and Banshee.

Kyle, a mere money thief, is not even qualified to see the three pieces of tiger.

really.

Although Xiaohu had a low magic resistance at the bottom, he immediately made the Staff of Archangel and used the line power to help the jungler, getting three assists in just ten minutes.

It was just inconvenient for UZI to destroy the tower against Morgana, but he had no pressure in last-hitting. He got more than 370 last-hit in minutes and made four major items: Extraction + Fireball + Infinity + Drinker.

In contrast, Kayle, who was regarded as the only core of FNC, only developed the Tech Lance + Big Mask + Nashor's Fang + Explosive Wand, which was less than three and a half items.

RNG took advantage of the hero's strong period and launched a team fight around Baron Nash, trading three for five against FNC and ending the game in one wave.

Seeing that RNG’s group stage record was 2-1, the audience in the LPL region was very happy. After all, FPX had lost two games in a row, which was disappointing. They could only hope that IG and RNG would perform well.

but.

After SKT quickly cleared the North American CG, FPX made every effort and quickly cleared the Vietnamese GAM with a kill score of 19-2.

As the No. 1 seed of LPL, speed-passing a Vietnamese team is not really a way of regaining face.

But FPX played a completely different style in this game. GimGoon used Crocodile to defeat Kennen in the top lane, Xiaotian used Qiyana to chase and slash at Lee Sin, LWX Liu Qingsong used Vayne + Titan to suppress Kaisa + Galio, and Doinb's mid laner Kayle also went over the tower and killed the opponent's Jayce. The effect was different!

[FPX: I wanted to play with you guys with a normal selection, but I got all kinds of tricks in return. I won’t pretend anymore. I’m going to show my cards. I’m the LPL Summer Championship champion. I’m going to beat you with my quad-core lineup.]

[This is the little phoenix in the summer season]

[We are back, all of them are back]

[Pressure on the Mountain Climbing Team]

[JT: How did GAM beat me? GAM: How did FPX lose to JT? ]

[Wolves march into the World Championship with a heavy punch, FPX loses the first two games before rebirth, LeYan is still sleepwalking]

[I don't understand why people keep criticizing LeYan. Without LeYan, would you be able to eat so much? I, an anorexic patient, was cured by LeYan]

During the interview, Xiaotian, who was invited, came on stage. When asked how to adjust his mindset, he expressed his gratitude to Ye Tian in return, and said sincerely that "disgusting things" did not refer to that sentence.

Ye Tian almost burst out laughing.

No wonder [A Perfect Match] was released. Remember to wear a helmet next time.

The last two games were C9 vs. GRF and G2 vs. HKA. C9, worthy of being the light of North America, once gained a rhythm advantage, but GRF finally stabilized its position and turned the tables on C9.

There was no suspense in G2's match against HKA. Even though Wunder was on the field, they still gave the home audience a -minute exhibition match. Although Wunder's single-handed Akali did not produce any effect during the laning phase, he used his golden Book of Death to instantly kill the C position in team battles. Even if he covered his ID, he would be mistaken for Ye Tian.

Since then.

The first round of group matches is over.

A组由3-0的G2战队领跑,往下是2-1的GRF,1-2的C9,和0-3的经验宝宝HKA。

The top two in Group B are JT and Euro Snake with 2-1, and the bottom two are FPX and GAM with 1-2.

C组第一是3-0战绩的SKT,然后是2-1的RNG,1-2的FNC,以及0-3的北美CG。

In Group D, except for AHQ who did not win a single game, DWG, IG, and TL all had the same score of 2-1.

Judging from the points and on-field performance, the situations in Groups A and C are the most clear. Both G2, who are only one step away from the Grand Slam of the same year, and SKT, who have returned from the reorganization, are the strongest in the group. Although there is some competition between GRF and C9, RNG and FNC, it is obvious that the team with a 2-1 record has a higher probability of qualifying.

As expected, Group D is the group of death, and DWG, IG, and TL will have to fight hard in every game.

Group B was thought to be a welfare zone for FPX, but after the first round, FPX only won one game. Fortunately, the other teams were just weak teams fighting each other, so as long as FPX didn't sleepwalk too much in the second round, it would not be a problem for them to get a spot in the knockout round.

10 month 17 day.

The second round of the group stage begins.

Unlike the first round, where the heroes were staggered and everyone could study other regions’ hero understandings and novel tactics, in the second round, a whole group will be played every day.

In the first Group B battle, FPX lived up to expectations and won three consecutive victories, turning the 1-2 record into 4-2, and beat SPY in the extra game, advancing as the first in Group B.

SPY beat GAM and JT and took second place in Group B.

10 month 18 day.

The highlight of this World Championship is here.

That's right.

Today is the second round of Group A, and G2, GRF, C9, and HKA will determine the final ranking.

“Dear audience friends, welcome to the Berlin LEC studio!”

"Here, we, G2, the No. seed in the European region, are about to face the results of the group stage."

Drakos is a very professional player: "G2's opponents are very good. GRF from the LCK region and C9 from North America are both strong teams that cannot be ignored. Even though HKA has a poor record, it is a world championship team that cannot be underestimated."

"Through the first round of group matches, we can see that Tian still has the strength to dominate the world game." Big Ma Sjokz came to the commentary booth: "Pure offensive top laners may not be easy to adapt to this version, but Tian is a truly all-around top laner. Not only does he have no weaknesses, but every aspect can be said to be his strongest point."

"At least it is the strongest point compared to other players." Vedius was more rigorous: "The first game today is G2 vs. HKA. In the last round, Wunder played against HKA. In this game, Tian is the starting top laner for G2. It can be seen that G2 does not want any accidents to happen on the road to promotion."

the other side.

HKA got the starting information of G2 in advance.

The top laner 3Z's face immediately fell.

In the HKA team, 3Z is at the dean level.

When facing the LCK second seed GRF, 3Z used Gangplank to single-handedly kill Jayce and Spider, and became famous for a while, and was forcibly called the last inheritance of the Doudi bloodline.

Against Wunder, the second-best top laner in Europe, 3Z did not fall behind. His teammates could not handle Akali, and the top laner really had no choice.

But it’s different when I meet Ye Tian.

If he hadn't entered the World Championship, looking at Ye Tian would be like a frog in a well looking up at the moon. After entering the World Championship, looking at Ye Tian would be like an ant looking up at the sky.

3Z originally had the dream of increasing his market value through the World Championship and being bought by another region, preferably the LPL, next year. Now, let alone increasing his market value, it may be difficult for his original market value not to collapse... (End of this chapter)

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