Occupation? I won’t even hit a dog!

"Jane Erba?"

Zizi heard this for the first time and was stunned for a moment before reacting: "Oh! Brother Tian, ​​you are talking about the cannon with 2800 damage today, right?"

"I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!" Ye Tian denied it three times in a row: "You said this, it has nothing to do with me!"

【Thief: Can you blame me for this? 】

[Not a simple lantern + Erba, the opponent will laugh at it]

[Xianxidog just said that Thresh was filling in for the support, and he didn’t know how to play, and then walked in front of Thresh]

[When Thresh flashed E, he didn’t use his flash, saving his skills for the New Year. This made me laugh to death]

[Xiu Zai Gou started to blame others, saying that if Shi Senming had assisted, they would have won this wave]

[Golden EZ can jump away immediately when Thresh flashes close to him. Bathing Dog has E and flash to eat Thresh's flash E. I really don't know how to play it]

[I used to think that Bathing Dog was so awesome, and I gave him hundreds of gifts. But after reading Tian Ge’s analysis, I realized that he was just a braggart.]

Not only Ye Tian's audience were laughing at the joke, the atmosphere in Imp's live broadcast room was equally cheerful.

【What is the bathing dog doing? 】

【Live in Bengbu】

[I can barely understand saving Flash, but what's the idea of ​​saving E when playing EZ? ]

[Pure moron]

[There is no way, the priest’s suppression power is like this, slapping the god left and right and making him dazed]

[No, this can also be said of Ezreal? Isn't it that Bard's role is not as big as Thresh's? ]

[Fuck, against the will of heaven]

[Ezreal uses all its skills, but blames Bard for not having any effect. Is this a fan of Bath Dog? ]

[GSL is really outrageous, the bad guys are bad guys, and they still try to wash it]

[Even if Bard didn't flash to help block the hook, it makes more sense than saying that Thresh didn't work. GSL doesn't even play the game? Can you download the client? It's free.]

In the training room of the club that was renamed from LZ to KZ, Cuzz, who was replaced as the starting player by Peanut due to his ICU performance in the world game, looked as black as the bottom of a pot.

We were badly beaten in the World Championship, and I was not happy in the first place.

It’s even more unhappy to be a substitute.

Not long after the new season started, Cuzz was playing a ranked match and encountered Tian, ​​who defeated LZ 3-0. His teammate was still UZI, who had his underwear stripped off and his true nature of bragging was exposed. This made Cuzz want to quit the game as soon as he entered the Summoner's Rift.

After finally resisting the urge to shoot a three-pointer, UZI gave away the ball.

Oh my god.

You can get a free gift just by playing EZ, isn't that a bit too outrageous? !
Although he was angry, for the sake of battle record, Cuzz resisted the urge to click question mark on EZ's body, went to the bottom lane to drive away Varus, and helped maintain the line of troops.

When Ye Tian saw Cuzz's position, he immediately used his killer move - he entered the bushes and cast W [Time Interlace], hiding his shadow and hitting the baseball, and moved forward when the force field appeared.

E [Phase Dive] Kill Gnar!
After changing back to his small form, Gnar subconsciously threw out a boomerang, [lightly jumped] backwards, threw out a normal attack, and turned around to chase Ekko.

This step of pursuit is the difference between life and death.

Ekko's W was used to gain vision, reducing the opponent's response time by half. Gnar happened to be standing at the center of Ekko's W [Time Interlacing], and was hit by Ekko's Q [Time Curler] in return. His movement speed was reduced by 32%. Even if Gnar used flash, he could not get out of the coverage of [Time Interlacing].

Ye Tianka flashed into the force field at the perfect time, stunning Gnar while pulling the second stage of [Time Curler] to trigger the third ring, and then got close to A to launch a normal attack with the passive percentage damage of W.

Gnar flashes to increase distance?
It's ok.

The CD time of Ekko's level 11 E skill is 6 seconds, and there are still 325 seconds left to turn it on. With Gnar's basic movement speed of 6, he can only run 1950 yards in 450 seconds, and even with the yards of flash, he can only get back to the tower.

Ye Tian chased into the tower, swung the time shuttle and hit Nar on the forehead, taking off his head.

"Oh my god, why did he die on the road?"

"There's something wrong with these people, right?"

UZI's temper was at its highest: "There's also the excavator. There are so many wild monsters that you don't spawn. What's the point of punishing me for eating my cannon cart before leaving? You don't need to pull the bottom lane. As long as you show your head, the opponent will run away. The support can definitely hold you back, you know. You ate my cannon cart as if you have done a great deed. How can I fight in the bottom lane?"

"The excavator must be deliberately messing with me. There are a lot of people like him in the Korean server. You know, they will target me when they see me."

Under normal circumstances, no matter how far-fetched UZI's words are, there will be a large number of GSLs who agree with him.

But this time, the first sentence was so outrageous that GSL couldn't agree with it even if he wanted to.

Is it strange to be killed on the road?
Not to mention that Zeus is just a new generation of street king, he has a lot less experience and accumulation. Even for famous masters like Khan, CuVee, and Smeb, it is common for them to lose the first blood in front of Ye Tian within a few minutes!
and.

This is just the beginning.

After helping the bottom lane, Cuzz had to go to the jungle to develop. Ye Tian's jungler Lee Sin took the opportunity to rush out from the flank, and together with Thresh, forced UZI into a dead corner on the left and right, helping Imp complete the second kill of UZI.

UZI, who died twice in a row, entered an overheated silent state. He didn't say a word and just focused on pushing the line forward. In less than five minutes, he was forced to use E by Thresh's positioning, and was hit by Thresh's Q [Death Sentence] + E [Pendulum of Doom] again, and was killed by Varus' AAAE [Rain of Evil Arrows] to press the ground + AAAQ, two sets of combos that maximized damage.

[I heard that EZ's E has the highest priority, why not use it to offset control?]

[Being beaten like this by a fill-in Thresh? 】

[This is the movement of the world's No. 1 ADC, walking towards the opponent's face in various ways]

[The dish is outrageous]

[warning, warning]

"Wow!"

"Hook me right in front of me!"

UZI looked at the comments and was completely defeated. "This Thresh came right in front of us and hooked me. I don't know what to do. Can I just give in? This is so weird. It's really not my fault. You guys say I'm a bad player and I really don't agree. This game is totally different from the one I played. I don't know what Bard is doing. It's as if this person doesn't exist."

[You walk up to Thresh's face, what can Bard do? Who can beat you to the punch faster? ]

[The main reason is that the opponent does not follow the rules of martial arts and does not follow the rhythm of God]

【unbelievable】

[In the end, it’s just two words - waste]

[Imp is worthy of being the first generation of priests. He has maintained absolute rule over God for the past four years.]

[Bard helped you Q Varus more than once, and you still died. It's outrageous]

[Is this the world's number one ADC? ]

[Others scored 1,000 points by hand, but Bathing Dog used a super account to hide his points and entered the King's game. Of course, it is not a game.]

[It’s started, it’s started, running to the middle lane to steal the development of teammates]

The welcome scene happened again.

When UZI can't stay in the bottom lane, he will run to other lanes to kill minions, under the pretext of making up for his development, but in fact he is just showing off and dragging his teammates into the water.

When encountering star players in the professional circle, UZI dare not go too far. If he encounters passers-by, he will be the unlucky one.

Facing Xiye's Kassadin, the passerby Leblanc had to bear a lot of offensive pressure, for fear that Kassadin would develop and create a gap in the matchup. With UZI coming to the middle lane to eat the minions, the little advantage that Leblanc had worked so hard to accumulate was quickly wiped out, and she had to run to the side lanes to gain experience to avoid falling behind in level.

Imp saw Ahri running to the bottom lane and knew he couldn't kill her, so he took down the first blood tower and moved to the middle lane to chase UZI.

9 minutes 17 seconds.

UZI and Imp were fighting in the middle lane when he suddenly had an idea and used E [Arcane Shift] to jump onto Imp's face and use it once.

Imp was a little scared at first.

Thought it was fishing.

The next moment, thinking of UZI's personal style, Imp drew his bow and counterattacked without hesitation. He used AAAE to force EZ to flash and then used R [Chains of Corruption] to imprison and deal three layers of marks for burst damage. Then he used AQ to detonate the ultimate move and the three layers of marks attached by normal attacks, and killed UZI in one set!

"Ah?" "How dare you do this?"

Ye Tian switched screens to watch the whole thing, and almost spit out the Coca-Cola in his mouth: "Vairus already has a sheep knife, how dare a Pinduoduo EZ with scattered equipment rush into Varus' face? Does the world's No. 1 ADC have attribute bonuses?"

[It's against the will of heaven]

【Bathing dog is anxious】

【cinnabar】

[Maybe it was Fish Leong who gave him the courage]

【Puppy is teasing (crying voice)】

[The funniest thing is twisting around, all the skills are taken up, and I don’t know what it’s twisting]

[Brother Tian, ​​Imp has cleared the level, you have to clear it too]

"Clearance?"

"It's really hard for Ekko to kill Gnar. Gnar is very flexible when he's in small form, and he's both tanky and has control when he's bigger."

Ye Tian said, "If you guys want to see me kill him, I'll kill him again. Those brothers who want to see me kill Nar, please deduct 1 on the screen. I'll see how many there are."

The voice just fell.

The screen was filled with 111.

Ye Tian mobilized the atmosphere in the live broadcast room. He first used the EQWE combo to rush into the tower and hit Gnar with a set of three rings. After a blood exchange, he opened R [Time and Space Fracture] to return to the original place, used the move of Looking Back at the Moon, stunned Gnar, and then dealt half a set of damage.

but.

From the perspective of blood volume exchange, this half-dozen sets are not profitable.

It seems that both sides are in equal status and both have fallen to low health, but Gnar's rage has accumulated to more than 80 points, and he can immediately grow bigger to recover health. On the other hand, Ekko used up his crucial ultimate move to consume the energy, and his subsequent operation limit was reduced a lot.

Although Ye Tian's positioning was very clever and he deflected three of Gnar's boomerangs in a row, Gnar still gained rage by attacking the soldier and turned into an ancient beast.

"Can this kill?"

“It’s unrealistic…”

Zizi felt that the difficulty was too high: "Brother Tian, ​​you should go back to the city to replenish your status. You can still operate when you come back. With this little health, you will be dead if you are hit by the big Gnar."

"If I can kill him in this state, what do you say?" Ye Tian said with confidence.

“If you can kill him in this state…if I can kill him in this state…I…I will live stream eating pork intestines wrapped in durian!” Zizi invested a huge sum of money.

【? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[What kind of dark cuisine is pork intestine wrapped with durian? 】

【Just wait! 】

[Hospital: I am leaning on you, I am rushing]

[Yan Wang: I’m here]

[I am not convinced that you don’t drink canned herring soup through your nostrils]

"Okay, you said so yourself!"

"Alright!"

In order to let Zizi eat the pig intestine wrapped in durian, Ye Tian also had to do it.

Advanced Grass.

Use W [Time Interlaced].

For a talented newcomer of Zeus's level, a tactic that has been used once will definitely not succeed a second time in a short period of time, so this step is not to stun Gnar, but to make Gnar relax his vigilance.

When Ekko's [Time Intertwined] completely dissipated, Zeus played much more confidently and boldly. He took over the line of soldiers under the tower, constantly luring Ye Tian with his body, and even deliberately let the soldiers reduce some of his health, making it clear that he wanted to compete with Ye Tian in operation.

It’s just a rank game, and the win or loss is just a dozen points.

All masters have the courage to dance on the edge of a knife.

Ye Tian walked up and took Zeus's [Rock Throw] head-on, used the first part of E [Phase Dive] to advance one body length, and threw Q [Time Curler] at Nal's face.

Zeus saw this.

Even my breath was held.

As long as Ekko dares to rush over with the second stage of E, Zeus will immediately use R [NAAHHHH——], and the outcome can be determined with just one hit.

Very good idea.

pity.

Still a bit too tender.

Ye Tian moved forward half a step, immediately paused with S and made a feint, then clicked on Gnar, and used the second part of E [Phase Dive] to rush towards Gnar's face.

The moment the action is formed, flash and pull away!

Gnar waved his arms, leaving two long claw marks on the ground, but this tremendous force only hit a few soldiers and didn't touch Ekko at all!

Not only that.

When using the R skill, Gnar cannot use flash to adjust his position. If he fails to smack Ekko away, he will inevitably suffer from the high damage of the second stage of [Time Curler] and the three rings of [Z-Drive Resonance]!

whoosh-

The golden roulette was dragged to Ekko's side, taking two purple damage numbers from Gnar, completing the kill!

【666666--】

[Shit, is this okay? 】

【Put the public screen on the cowboy! 】

[Wait for a live broadcast to eat large intestine wrapped in durian]

[I have a question. If the large intestine is not cleaned thoroughly, how can we tell whether it is durian or shit?]

[This is inexperienced, right? Durian smells bad, but tastes fragrant and sweet. Shit not only smells bad, but also tastes bitter and astringent, astringent and sour, and sticks to your teeth and chokes your throat.]

[How did you know? Please tell me! ]

【A real one sneaks in! 】

The barrage exploded instantly.

"what??"

"what???"

Zzitai was stunned on the spot: "Brother Tian, ​​how did you do that? When Gnar used R during your E, he was either interrupted on the path or stunned when he landed. Shouldn't he be able to flash out?"

"Don't mention live streaming with me when you get out. It's embarrassing." Ye Tian shook his head: "Think about it carefully. Does Ekko's second stage E have a trajectory?"

"Yes, with such an obvious animation effect, how could there be no trajectory?" Zizi still didn't understand.

"Animation effects are animation effects, and tracks are tracks." Ye Tian explained the principle in detail: "When Poppy was just reworked, there were often tanky Ekko and Poppy on the top lane. Do you still remember? Poppy's W couldn't block Ekko's second stage E? So Ekko's second stage E looks like it has a track, but it's actually the same 'teleport' judgment as Flash, Kassadin's R skill, and EZ's E skill. If you don't believe me, just find a thick wall and try it out. Ekko's E is the same as Flash. It can be blocked after passing the center line."

"I teleported to Gnar's face and then teleported out. As long as I got the timing right, Gnar's R wouldn't be able to hit me."

"Oh——" Zizhi suddenly realized: "I understand, I understand, so that's how it is!"

"So when do you eat your sausage wrapped in durian?" Ye Tian laughed maliciously: "I asked Auntie not to wash it too clean when she made it, so as to retain some of the original flavor!" (End of this chapter)