Occupation? I won’t even hit a dog!

Chapter 156: Two Children Arguing About the Sun (Part ) + All-Star Game
"How could Mozi be my girlfriend?"

In a private room of an e-sports internet cafe in Fuqing City, Da Congming raised his thick black eyebrows and typed a response without thinking: "It's okay to play with that kind of woman, who would be willing to take over?!"

Logically speaking.

It is wise that you should not use such harsh words to a girl who is having a casual relationship with you.

But Ye Tian first said that Mo Zi was Letme's ex-girlfriend, and then gave her the title of "transfer wife", which made the young boy Da Congming feel insulted.

For the dignity of young people, we must cut ties with shared bicycles.

"I'll fuck you!"

Garlic Turtle was extremely irritable: "You fucked up, and you still want to play? Why don't you go back and play NM!"

"What's wrong? What happened in your family?" Da Congming still didn't understand, but he obviously couldn't stand being scolded, so he fought back in a sarcastic way.

"You're killing someone at home, fuck me!" Garlic Turtle slammed his teammate: "You have the nerve to play professionally with your shitty appearance. You lost five out of ten games before the Censer version. I don't know how you can be so good at losing. Do you just hang under the tower to take a shower in the middle of the game? In the Censer version, your teammates fought for a long time, and you came up and used a skill and ran away. Your output is not as high as that of a support. How can I be in the same club with a loser like you next season? It's disgusting!"

"Your father, I play in LPL, how about you? LSPL?" Da Congming said bluntly: "You loser, you can't even qualify in LSPL. They bought Knight, and you stick to Knight to get a chance to join LPL. How dare you yell?"

[Why are these two spraying each other?]

【what happened? 】

[Xiaotian and LWX are too aggressive. They greet my family right away.]

[How dare a professional player curse like this during a live broadcast? Report Report]

[Brother Tian has also scolded people before...]

[When has Brother Tian ever scolded anyone? He always tells the truth, and those who scold are not human beings.]

[Yes, Brother Tian always speaks with his achievements, and he has reasons and evidence]

[It’s totally enjoyable to watch Brother Tian scolding people. You can also learn a lot of truths and know who is bragging. These two started with the three-character classic of parents, which is too low-level]

"what?"

"I didn't open the capture window? Is it full screen recording?"

Ye Tian quickly minimized the group: "I don't know what's wrong with the two of them, they are so weird, young people are really hot-tempered... Especially the sentence at the beginning that the filial son stood up to his hometown, it was a bit too much to be reasonable."

【Hahahahaha】

[A filial son stepped forward to enter his hometown! ! ]

[Brother Tian, ​​this word is so funny]

[Elegant and loud]

[Can it also be called "Spring in the City, Deep Grass and Trees"?]

【??? Give me back my ancient poems】

[Where is my hometown at dusk? The misty river makes me sad]

[Fuck, fuck, fuck! That’s enough, my eyes! ]

"Brothers, stop it. Don't joke about ethical issues. The anchor just said something wrong. On top of today's one million red envelope, an additional 50,000 will be added. This is both a fine for the anchor himself and an apology to everyone."

Ye Tian stepped on the brakes: "Let's draw the red envelopes first. Just follow and send the command. You don't need to send any gifts. Of course, if there are rich people, they can also use money to kill the anchor... Open the group chat? No, it's really bad. They should all be broadcasting live. If you are curious, you can go to other people's live broadcast rooms to watch."

The three-minute countdown is over.

Five red envelopes of ten thousand each were drawn.

While Ye Tian was transferring money according to the private message, he was also paying attention to the group information: "Everyone should have seen the chat in other people's live broadcast rooms, and there are also brothers who didn't see it. The anchor will relay here that Xiaotian and LWX are now a little calmer. I can see the reason - Letme's ex-girlfriend Mozi is Xiaotian's current girlfriend, not LWX's girlfriend, but something happened between the two of them."

"The anchor only calculated LWX and Mozi before, and the result was Er Er Hang: Shanhuoben, which means a good man is matched with a beautiful woman, free love, food, sex and nature. I thought they were a couple, but I didn't expect that there was also Xiaotian involved."

"Then, as you can see, it became two children arguing about the sun."

【? ? ? ? ? ? 】

【grass】

[What a wonderful argument between two children]

[You guys are ruining ancient poems and articles]

[Do you know why Western priests like little boys? Because the Mongolian cavalry brought the Analects with them when they attacked, but the West translated "Confucius traveled east and saw two little boys and had sex with them" incorrectly]

[Priest: Devil, please get out of that child's body. Devil: You are the one who should get out!]

[What a hell of a joke hahaha]

[The reason why the people who live a good life are thin and the population is aging is because the fat people and little boys are all blown up]

The rhythm of the barrage took off.

off the field.

The Korean guy who couldn't understand human language was waiting in line for Ye Tian, ​​and he was getting extremely anxious.

Ye Tian defeated three LCK top laners, Khan, CuVee and Huni, in a row in the World Championship, and although he demonstrated his undisputed strength, there are still people who want to challenge Ye Tian.

For example, Smeb, who is considered to be one of the strongest top laners in LCK, the fledgling mercenary Kiin, the new generation No. 1 Korean server Poppy, the No. 1 Yasuo in Korea Pz Zzang, the No. 1 top laner in Xiao Ri Zi Evi, etc., all want to take advantage of Ye Tian’s debut day to compete with him.

It's not shameful to lose the fight.

If you win, you will definitely become famous and even your net worth will increase greatly.

As a result, Ye Tian put on a show that looked like "Two Kids Arguing About the Sun". The Koreans from the LCK region knew there was something interesting to watch, but they couldn't understand it at all. They scratched their ears and cheeks as if lice were crawling on their bodies.

Seeing Ye Tian re-enter the queue, these people quickly followed.

“I’m in line!”

“I’m in line till Tian!”

Smeb stared at Ye Tian’s live broadcast screen and became alert.

"Sure." Pawn, who was on the microphone, said with anticipation: "But to be honest, I'm not trying to boost others' morale and destroy my own prestige. With Tian's strength, the probability of you winning against him is very low."

"No matter how low the probability is, there is a chance to win if we fight!" Smeb saw it clearly: "Only by fighting him continuously can we find his flaws. Only by finding his flaws can we defeat him. I have a feeling that Tian will be our biggest rival in the LCK region in the next few years. I must..."

Talking and talking.

Smeb lacks momentum.

"We must go to the World Championship and beat him." Pawn replied with a smile.

This year, Smeb, Score, Pawn, Deft, and Mata formed the KT team known as the Galaxy Battleship. It was originally thought that they would achieve great things, but they were unexpectedly beaten to runner-up by SKT 3-0 in the Spring Season. In the Summer Season, they were first chased after SKT 2-0 and then swept by SSG 3-0, turning the Galaxy Battleship into a Silver "Box" Battleship.

Smeb originally wanted to say that he would represent LCK to defeat Ye Tian, ​​the arch-enemy, but halfway through he realized that he was not qualified to represent the LCK region at all. Fortunately, Pawn came to his rescue and he avoided being criticized.

[It's a pity for KT this year. If SKT hadn't caught up to third place, they would have definitely made some achievements] [Achievements? Which team can beat EDG this year? LZ, SSG, and SKT didn't win a single game combined]

[To add, not only did we not win a single game, we also did not kill Tian once. The only death record of Tian was when he voluntarily gave himself up to the tower.]

[LZ and SSG were restrained by EDG's system. SKT is really not good. This year they only have one Faker who is still at the top level. The top laner is the weakest in history. The jungler and bottom lane are not in good shape. If KT and EDG play against each other, they will not lose so badly.]

[Pawn and Deft know EDG very well, and Mata knows LPL very well, so maybe they can beat EDG]

[Yes, if Huni had Smeb's strength, SKT would not be completely without a chance. It's just that Huni is too weak. If he hadn't run fast, I would have killed him.]

[Huni is only worthy of playing with equally useless European and American top laners]

[Come on Smeb, you must defeat Tian, ​​we believe in you]

The stick brushed violently.

"I'll try my best, with all my strength!"

As a veteran who debuted in the S3 season, Smeb was not blinded by the flattery. Instead, he communicated with his teammates first and helped them get a mid-lane Ekko. When he saw Ye Tian take out Yasuo, Smeb used Crocodile as a counter.

In the entire League of Legends, the one who is most able to restrain Yasuo is Iron Man during the period of three hammers and nine times damage. The confrontation and operation between the two have nothing to do with each other. Iron Man only needs to save the three hammers for backup, and he can win 100% even if he takes all the damage from Yasuo.

Let a recreational player in the gold or silver tier use a peak Iron Man and remember clearly the operation of being approached and hammered by Yasuo. It is impossible for a Yasuo in the king tier to take down this gold or silver player in a short period of time. He must rely on last hitting and minion operation to gradually widen the gap before he can win the battle.

Second.

The one who can restrain Yasuo is the crocodile.

During the laning phase, Crocodile's consumption is stronger than Yasuo, his fighting is stronger than Yasuo, and his endurance is still stronger than Yasuo, and he can fight across a large segment.

Smeb admitted that Ye Tian was very strong, even unique in his class, but the gap between the two was equivalent to that between the King and the Master. It was impossible for him to suppress Ye Tian as easily as the King bullying the Diamond.

If you choose Crocodile to fight Yasuo in the second hand, you have a good chance!
"Crocodile and Ike switched?"

"The other party should be targeting me by watching my live broadcast."

Ye Tian deduced from the details: "In this case, let's first select the rune talent, and choose the summoner skill of flash + teleport... I'm kidding you!"

The last 0.5 seconds.

Ye Tian used super fast hand speed to switch summoner skills, changing the F key's teleport to weakness!

The situation changed suddenly!
When Yasuo fights against Crocodile, it doesn't make much sense to bring Ignite, because when Crocodile sees Yasuo with Ignite, he will definitely adopt an infinite consumption strategy and will not give Yasuo the opportunity to go all in. Especially this kind of expert who may be targeting Ye Tian to snipe, his strength must be at the top of the pyramid and he will not make common sense mistakes.

Weakness is different.

Ignite is an active skill that is difficult to use, but Weakness is a passive skill that is useful at hand - Weakness greatly reduces damage and movement speed, making it impossible for Crocodile to actively fight against Yasuo, and it is difficult for him to fight back even if he is attacked by Yasuo.

"You've been tricked."

Pawn was overjoyed.

After all, Pawn had been a big star in the EDG team for two years and was enthusiastically sought after by fans. He had certain feelings for the EDG team and the LPL region.

Because of his love for Ye Tian, ​​he also has a good impression of Ye Tian.

In addition, this is not a competition that concerns the reputation of the competition area, but just an insignificant Rank, allowing Pawn to watch the fun from a relatively neutral perspective and appreciate the reactions of his teammates.

"If you are tricked, just be tricked."

"I want to counter him. It's normal to be tricked by him."

Smeb saw Yasuo finally switch to Weakness and knew that his chances of winning were greatly reduced, but he was still confident: "It's just a Weakness. If he has Weakness, he won't have Teleport. I will slowly consume him wave by wave, and I will still have the advantage in the laning phase."

High-level players have very good networks and load very quickly.

Smeb just finished speaking.

The camera turns to Summoner's Rift.

In this game, Smeb used Crocodile on the blue side in the top lane, The shy played Nidalee in the jungle, Chu Jun played Ekko in the mid lane, and Smile played Varus in the bottom lane and Lulu who filled in.

Ye Tian used Yasuo on the red side, the jungler was a passerby Gragas, the mid laner was Doinb's Katarina, and the bottom lane was Xayah used by the A monster + the No. 1 Timekeeper in Korea.

【They are all experts】

[There were quite a few passers-by just now, but now they all have names and surnames]

[Brother Tian’s influence is too strong. The new account has been positioned to play an All-Star game]

[It's a pity that The shy killed the jungler, otherwise the top lane would definitely be more interesting]

[Don't brag, isn't Smeb better than The Shy? He won the world runner-up when he was in the Tigers]

[What's the use of being the runner-up? There are still two bathing dogs]

[Smeb's runner-up and Bathdog's runner-up in the civil war are of the same value? He defeated Ssumday in S5, what did Bathdog beat? ]

[Don’t use The Shy to smack down Smeb just because Tian Ge is strong. If The Shy is really strong, it shouldn’t be a problem for him to drag IG into the World Championship, let alone win the championship? They can be praised even if they can’t even enter the World Championship, right? ]

Ye Tian ignored the arguments among the netizens.

Focus on confrontation instead.

Even with Weakness, it is not easy for Yasuo to beat Crocodile, so Ye Tian’s cornerstone talent is Enthusiasm of War, and he chooses Doran’s Blade, which is the most suitable equipment for hard fighting, to push his combat power to the limit.

Smeb had murderous intentions towards Ye Tian and also brought with him the war zeal, but considering the large amount of consumption required, he chose the Doran's Shield, which was the most suitable equipment for recovering health.

The line of troops has just touched.

Ye Tian and Smeb started a game.

Smeb stood near the melee minions, twisting back and forth, trying to trick Ye Tian into using his first Q [Steel Flash]. By tricking Ye Tian's [Steel Flash] out, Smeb would have a four-second safe period to attack the minions, accumulate rage, and push the line.

Seeing this, Ye Tian did not use the first [Steel Flash] in a hurry.

——The crocodile was in a continuous and almost disorderly movement process, and it was difficult to stab it by blindly using [Steel Flash]. Therefore, Ye Tian pressed forward first, forced the crocodile back, and then moved to the side to kill three melee soldiers with Q.

Turn around and take half a step back.

Press it back again.

Swing the sword at the crocodile that's walking towards the soldier!
Smeb's first attack broke Yasuo's passive sword intent shield, and he wanted to wait for the shield to disappear before attacking, but Ye Tian followed up and attacked again. After exchanging normal attacks, they continued to pull, and between advancing and retreating, he stabbed the crocodile with the second [Steel Flash]!
The health gap between the two sides widened by 167 points.

but.

Ye Tian frowned slightly.

The fact that he earned so much by exchanging blood at level 1 shows that the crocodile has learned the powerful control skill W [Ruthless Hunting]. If he is not careful next time, he may be forced into weakness by the crocodile's red rage W...

Today I left the fifth-tier small city where I live for a physical check-up... I caught high fever on the high-speed train. I expect to be a layoff until next month. I'll see if I can recover to 7-8K a day at the beginning of next month.

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(End of this chapter)