Occupation? I won’t even hit a dog!

Chapter 114 UZI is useless in League of Legends

"It has to be Brother Tian, ​​wow, you are so bold!"

The neutral anchor Jiu Gege usually leaves room for maneuver when he speaks. Seeing how powerful Ye Tian is, he got excited and agreed: "Brother Tian is absolutely right. Just look at the position of Xiaohu's grasshopper. The grasshopper, who has such a strong ability to push the line, only lasted for half the game. He spent two-thirds of the time hanging in front of his own tower. I..."

I was just about to say a few dirty words to vent my emotions.

Brother Jiu suddenly remembered that he didn't have the capital to point at Xiaohu's nose and scold [Bi Yang Wan Yi] like Ye Tian did, so he quickly changed his words: "If I play like this Malzahar, you can point at my nose and scold me, and I won't say a word back even if you scold my whole family!"

Another live broadcast room.

Sun Yeyou, who was demoted from the second brother to the third brother in the League of Legends division, scratched his sparse head, which inexplicably revealed a bit of green against the backdrop of the grass on the live broadcast screen.

After the four hairs with their own names fell, Sun Yeyou smacked his lips in pain: "Tian still dares to tell the truth. Let me tell you, there are fewer and fewer people in the e-sports circle who dare to tell the truth. They are all rich and have a sense of shame. They are hypocritical like anything else. For example... Forget it, you can't say that about my brother."

"Watch the game, I won't commentate today, I'll just broadcast Tian's. Anyway, you guys like to watch it. You don't have to go to other unfamiliar live broadcast rooms. You can watch it in the old place."

At this time.

Sun Yeyou heard one sentence.

——"There's nothing much to say about Letme. It's normal for him to be a bad player. His various counter-ultimate moves were like a fake match. Later, everyone found out that he was really a bad player, didn't they all accept it?"

Done.

Pieces of barrage floated up.

[I thought Sun Yalong was playing a fake match, but later I found out that he is really bad]

[Is the No. 1 support before level 6 bragging to you guys? 】

[A big one per game hahahaha]

[Did you know that Sun Ge was the Black Light Sword Master in his prime? He was already an old player when he played League of Legends.]

"That's right. The one who ran away while eating duck necks while his girlfriend was pregnant was the Black Light Swordmaster. He doesn't belong to the LOL circle. This can't be confused."

"Sooner or later, you will get what you deserve."

Ye Tian opened the recording of the second game during the break: "Let's not talk about spoilers, let's replay it for everyone. Pluto's performance in the bottom lane is really outrageous. Not only does this guy not know how to play Rakan, he can't even play a soft support in the Censer Monster version - look at Pluto's Rakan under the tower, he can't even pad the blade. He's been on the scene for a year, is it that difficult to play a soft support?"

"UZI can't last hit the tower?"

"It's true that the anchor has a grudge against UZI, but he won't lie with his eyes open. Rat's attack speed is just that fast, and his skills are not suitable for assisting in last-hitting. What does a bad assist pad have to do with Rat?"

"To be honest, the name Pluto doesn't really suit him. Pluto should at least have a Pluto scene. His use of soft support in the World Championship is like being invisible. I suggest calling him Ming Shiyin."

【What a Ming Shiyin! 】

[Isn’t this a new hero of Honor of Kings?]

[Wasn’t Xiao Ming very strong when he first started playing professionally? Why is he so weak now? Even my platinum support wouldn’t make mistakes.]

[New heroes are strong when they first come out, but they become weaker later]

[At the beginning, I just had him guide me step by step. I followed him to learn how to use the Guardian of the Nation Bull. Then I just used hard support without thinking. He couldn't even use the more complicated soft support well.]

[Do you mean that it was those rubbish of RNG that screwed me over? Otherwise, how could I lose to Bang? ]

[Xiao Ming sent it, Xiao Ming sent it. It seems that he is not satisfied with the title Ming Shiyin and wants to be the Pluto]

Many GSL players thought that Ye Tian was speaking for UZI and was taking this opportunity of commentary to reconcile with UZI, and they all expressed their support. Many of them first spent a fortune to change their names to ones that could be associated with UZI at a glance, and then swiped their cards in Ye Tian's live broadcast room to give him a series of small gifts.

but.

Relatively rational viewers feel that things are not simple.

Ye Tiankai and the other members of RNG were so aggressive that they almost whitewashed UZI.

What about when UZI is launched?

as predicted.

After Ye Tian said this, he dragged the timestamp to ten minutes.

Mala Xiang Guo used Nightmare to hold SKT's jungler Gragas in the jungle.

UZI used the rat to rush over from the bottom lane, activated R [Full Fire], raised his hand and shot... the exploding cone!
bang——

The cones split open.

The mouse flew more than 800 yards until it stuck to the wall and slid down.

"Beautiful!"

"What a jumping mouse!"

Ye Tian cheered, "This is not a mistake. Rat's R has penetrating damage, which can penetrate the fruit in front of him. The world's number one ADC would not ignore this problem when he didn't have red warm. But after he became red, he saw this red fruit and thought that there could not be two tigers in one mountain. He shouted, 'There can only be one red warm date in Summoner's Rift,' and attacked it."

"Think about it, when there is only one Red Warm Date, you can say that you are the unique uncrowned king. But if there are two, three or even more Red Warm Dates, what does the original Red Warm Date count for?"

"In this way, Red Wenzao has only two options left - either become the one and only Red Wenzao, or become the reddest and largest Red Wenzao!"

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha】

[There can only be one red date, it’s amazing]

[No wonder UZI keeps hanging up and playing badly, it turns out he wants to be the most popular one]

[Since you can’t be the best, then be the worst, there’s nothing wrong with that]

【Start swinging! 】

[When blowing a cock, blow the biggest one]

【Um? Something's wrong with you! 】

[The third game has started. Tian Ge will commentate on the third game.]

There are barrage reminders.

"The third game... With this lineup, RNG has an 80% chance of winning. The host will give everyone 10,000 red envelopes to draw first. It would be best if RNG wins, but it's okay if they lose. Just consider it a win and draw."

"Let's all join in typing "Cheer for the crownless red dates" on the public screen!"

Ye Tian looked at the game screen and said: "Oh, Coward played well in this wave. Faker used Ryze to kill Galio alone. Awesome, awesome, awesome!"

【Awesome! 】

【Xiaohu is strong】

[Weren't you still Black Tiger Brother just now? Now you can't be black anymore? ]

【Sichuan Opera face changing? 】

[Host, please adjust. I still like the rebellious look at the beginning.]

Tiger filial son appeared again.

“Awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome!”

Ye Tian repeated a few sentences: "Mala Xiangguo came to the middle lane and used his own health to trade with Faker, and then our cowardly tiger became stronger, using his healing and flash together, crossing the tower to kill Galio who had only a little health left, and then buying a small magic resistance... Tell me why Ryze bought a small magic resistance against Galio who had no flash? Was he afraid that Galio's [Righteous Wind] would scratch his anus?"

"Using two skills to exchange for one blood and a small magic resistance, it's really awesome. I would like to call Xiaohu the most cowardly!"

"RNG has one of the most popular, one of the most cowardly, and one of the most hidden. They are all here! The three brothers Gou, Ming, and Hu can form a Zongzi combination - with glutinous rice, red dates, and wrapped in zongzi leaves. Moreover, they can never die, and they jump out of the ground from time to time!"

Tiger Xiaozi was originally unwilling to accept it.

But after Faker was resurrected, he bought Dark Seal and teleported to support the bottom lane, breaking the Mala Xiangguo GANK, which was in stark contrast to Xiaohu who got the first blood and bought magic resistance.

Not long after, Xiaohu was killed by Faker's taunt and jungler Zac because he had no shoes and could not escape the skill range of Galio's no-flash W.

Fortunately, Mala Xiangguo's rhythm took off. He helped three lanes by himself and raised UZI's Vayne by giving away kills. The true damage around Vayne destroyed Galio, which was an indestructible wall for other ADs, and helped RNG bring the score to 2-1.

See here.

The vast majority of viewers think RNG can win.

however.

Entering the fourth Ban/Pick.

A funny scene is coming.

UZI had Vayne outside, and because Vayne was at a disadvantage during the laning phase, he asked his teammates to choose Twitch against Galio.

Can Rat impress Galio in Season 7?
joke!

In the S7 season, Galio's W at full level has a damage reduction of 40%+8% magic resistance. It cannot be interrupted during the charging period. It only takes 7.2 seconds to cast once when the CD is fully stacked. The effect is even more exaggerated than that of Niu's ultimate move!

Even worse.

Before Galio reached his peak, RNG had the ability to fight.

However, in the team battle for the big dragon at 25 minutes, UZI flashed into SKT's jungle alone and lost touch with his teammates. He was arrested and gave away the most critical strengthening BUFF.

In the 28th minute, SKT grouped together and pushed forward.

"At this time, RNG's output poses little threat to Galio."

Shen Chao told the truth in the main live broadcast room: "Galio can walk into RNG's face without restraint, taunting and hitting anyone he meets, and that person will be disabled immediately."

"But Uzi's position was very good, and he put a lot of pressure on SKT from the side!" PDD saw a rat without flash or invisibility walking down the high ground light gate alone and standing in front of Kog'Maw, and he started bragging without hesitation.

the other side.

Ye Tian glanced at the skill bar.

He said four words with absolute certainty: "The bathing dog is delivering!"

The voice just fell.

Gnar's boomerang hit the rat, causing it to slow down. Bang seized the opportunity, manipulated the big mouth to turn his head, activated W to increase the range, and sprayed the rat outside the range of the basic attack!
Hit A seven times in a row and take it away directly!
[Fuck, it’s a real gift]

[Puppy (Big Mouth Skin) kills puppy]

[I don't know why he dared to go to that position without flashing or being invisible]

[One wave sent the Baron, another wave sent the home, is this the world's number one ADC? ]

[The world's number one? Fukiwa! ]

【The Dog-beating Bang Reappears】

[Bang's form in this world competition has been very poor, so why did he become so strong after seeing UZI? 】

"As for the priest, there are buff bonuses."

Ye Tian counted them one by one: "In the S3 season, Pig made Q through soldiers the first priest, and in the S4 season, Imp became the second priest. The best thing is that no matter how weak the team Imp goes to, or how bad the players he leads, he has never lost to UZI in BO5. The third priest is our EDG's previous ADC Alpaca, or you can call him North Korean pilot. He gets nervous and dies suddenly in a big game. He either flies into the crowd or passes lanterns, but he specializes in arresting UZI."

"Do you know what that means?"

“This means that according to Alpaca’s judgment, the matches against UZI are not considered big matches.”

"The fourth priest is Bang. It is true that the TA without MA in season 6 was acting. Even if he wasn't acting, Bang would still be the priest - did everyone see it this year?"

"Again, it's just a noob, the anchor can't say anything, it's impossible to expect everyone to be a hexagonal warrior, but not practicing the heroes of the version + willfully choosing heroes when you don't feel comfortable playing + going up to the enemy without skills and dying suddenly, and you still have the nerve to say that you are the Faker in the bottom lane? Even the stray dogs on the road dare to touch the real god?"

[According to this statement, Brother Tian is also a priest]

[Arresting a bathing dog as soon as he comes on stage, what else can he be but a priest?]

【Fifth Priest】

[Five? Brother Tian can’t be the fifth priest. Five is not an option!]

"You can draw inferences from one example. Five words won't work. That's why Mingkai is like this."

Ye Tian turned on the music player: "It just so happens that the anchor recorded a song during his break. Let me share it with you. I wrote the lyrics for a song called "Bu Wei Xia" based on "Bu Wei Xia". The copyright fee has been paid, so there is no infringement involved. Those who report it can save some effort."

talking.

Ye Tian opened the NetEase Cloud Music Player.

Play music that you imported and wrote the lyrics for yourself.

After the melodious flute sound, lines of text appeared in front of all the audience.

——During the transfer period, QG is testing the team, and fans are discussing the date of return.

With this strength, he will definitely win the championship. Stop talking about him being a giant baby without a championship.

Too hot, too violent, too deadly, please be tolerant of my emotions.

Still catching actors, and just hanging up when things don't go well.

Spicy hotpot is not worth mentioning. It makes me only worthy of giving up my development. It is your blessing to be my teammate. After eating up the economy, I will put pressure on the opponent... I have been beaten up by Deft and also killed by Bang... Jungler, please help me gank, mid laner, please tank down quickly, I will not play if it doesn't go my way.

Don't blame me for being willful, this is God's temper. Although public opinion is unfavorable, don't be afraid, I still have water army.

Play to the last part: In his entire life of fighting against South Korea, he never won even a few small games, but he was always the one who was asked for credit.

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't hold it anymore.

【Hahahahaha classic】

[Yes, he is acting on behalf of heaven. No, the host himself is heaven.]

[UZI defeated all the ADs in the world, but didn't win any of them]

[Why can Tian Ge hold back his laughter? Is it because professional players can control their emotions well? 】

[This song is truly divine, more real than "Lone Swimmer"]

[Don't be so mean. If you take UZI and Faker equally, each of them has 1.5 world championships. If you take Imp and Deft equally, each of them only has 0.5 world championships. It's clear who is the world's number one ADC.]

[Can UZI go to the LCK region? Wouldn’t it be nice to repay the LPL?]

[Have the anchor considered entering the singing circle? Yehenalaying, a 50-year-old woman guarding the national goal, needs support]

"There's no way LCK wants him."

"Don't believe it? Let me give you an example."

Ye Tian counted them one by one: "Piglet's ID is Piglet, P is the key to open the shop, E is the skill key, and G is the signal key, all of which are very useful. Imp's P is also useful, and Deft's D, E, and F are useful."

"Bang has B and G, these two are indispensable, without them, it is almost impossible to play"

"But among the three keys U, Z, and I, only Z can be used to view chat records, which is to manipulate public opinion. Apart from manipulation of public opinion, U, Z, and I are completely useless in the game League of Legends!"

U, Z, and I are of no use at all!
One sentence fell.

The topic exploded on the spot.

Compared with the red temperature and bathing series of things, the uselessness of U, Z, and I is an unprecedented angle. The audience in Ye Tian’s live broadcast room spread this statement at the first time. From the forum to the player group and video comment area, they are all filled with the same copy.

[So talented]

[Before UZI joined, RNG was able to beat EDG, which was at its peak. After UZI joined, they were directly crushed by EDG]

[We were the champions before you came, but we lost the championship after you came]

[After you leave, we will be the champion again]

[If RNG can still win the championship after UZI leaves, the show will be very effective]

[UZI, please leave now. I want to see RNG win the championship]

[No one wants it. Didn’t Brother Tian just explain to you that UZI is useless?]

On-site at the Shanghai Zhengda Sports Center.

The war song started.

The fifth decisive game between RNG and SKT begins.

RNG was on the blue side, using a lineup of top lane Shen, jungle Lee Sin, mid lane Corki, and bottom lane Tristana + Gemstone to fight against SKT's top lane Gnar, jungle Jarvan, mid lane Galio, and bottom lane Caitlyn Lulu.

Release Prince + Galio!
"RNG let the AD grab the Tristana on the first floor. Isn't this kidnapping BP?"

"In the last game, I didn't pick Vayne because I was uncomfortable with the laning phase. Maybe there was still a chance of recovery. You can say that the anchor was speculating. What about this game?"

Ye Tian got to the point: "Except for Skateboard Shoes, no AD hero was banned. RNG took out Tristana with a 0.5 coefficient weakened E skill on the first floor, and used Prince and Galio, two heroes who are good at starting a team fight. Gragas and Sejuani were also banned. Spicy Pot can only use Lee Sin. Can Lee Sin be used in this version?"

"The coach is also a coward. You banned/picked like this? What the hell is the BP of the wind? It's more appropriate to call it BP that doesn't offend the shower dog. In order to listen to the shower dog, you ignore the version, the lineup, and the other positions. When you can't be a coach, do you go to the shower dog's house to be a bath scrubber?"

soon.

The game lasted 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

SKT used Caitlyn + Lulu in the bottom lane, and deliberately came online late to choose a control line strategy, creating the illusion that the jungler was clearing the lane from the bottom up.

UZI and Xiao Ming pushed forward without any doubt.

During the confrontation, the Gem Knight was severely beaten by the policewoman Lulu, and was caught by the Prince at the second level at the beginning of the red buff. UZI did not provide auxiliary treatment to speed up the distance, and Xiao Ming also put Ignite on the full-blooded Prince before he died.

[Xiaohuasheng is indeed a fan of the factory manager. He has mastered this trick of catching the enemy at level 2.]

【Technical guidance 777】

[RNG will definitely be caught at level 2 in the critical game in bottom lane]

[At the beginning, the healer didn't help the support to speed up. When the support was driven, he gave the healer for free, and the support also gave an ignite for free. Is this a professional league? ]

[I'm Gold 5, not that bad]

[No more, the bottom lane is starting to give away]

The audience saw Ye Tian’s analysis and came to the same conclusion.

really.

It's mid-game.

The Jarvan + Galio duo is invincible, especially Galio, who can always appear accurately at the position where other SKT players are exposed to flaws, saving teammates from danger and even reversing the results of small-scale team battles.

On the other hand, RNG.

There was a coward in the middle lane, a red one in the AD lane, and a sleepwalker in the support lane. It was not until forty minutes that the Gem Knight used his first ultimate skill.

The RNG team had a huge gap with SKT in the front row and had no power to resist, and was defeated step by step.

"The puppy fell down..."

As Jide spoke the commentary in the main live broadcast room with a crying voice, SKT completed the team wipeout of RNG, defeated RNG with a score of 2017-3 in the 2 League of Legends Global Finals - semi-finals, and obtained the first qualification to enter the finals.

...

"Mala Xiang Guo is very C, and was MVP in both wins. In the last game, he was forced by the AD to use Lee Sin in the BP. There was nothing he could do."

"Letme is a human being, he has done his best within his capabilities."

Ye Tian commented on each point: "The bathing dog is not the first to blame for his performance on the field, but he didn't dare to take Xayah and Rakan, which caused the team to lose a ban position. He also used Tristana on the first floor to release Jarvan IV and Galio. There is nothing to say, right? It's just right to take the pot back to boil bath water and use the navy to wash himself thoroughly. After washing himself clean, he can come out and sell the image of the world's No. 1 ADC."

"Nuohu gets the second pot, and the bath scrubber coach and Ming Shiyin can split the third and fourth pots among themselves!"

"Originally the anchor hoped that RNG would win, and was going to give everyone another 10,000 yuan red envelope, but because the RNG newcomers were not human, they beat everyone's 10,000 yuan red envelope...so let's just draw postcards."

"Ten autographed postcards of Bath Dog and Ten autographed postcards of Coward. The prize draw will be held through bullet comments again. Please type [Red Dog Coward Pluto Bath Scrubber Coach] on the public screen!"

(End of this chapter)