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Chapter 82 No, who told him to fish like this!
Chapter 82 No, who told him to fish like this!
There was neither Lao Liu nor the class monitor in the private class group, but Qian Bao inexplicably sneaked in.
Jiang Nian’s picture was just sent out, less than two minutes ago.
Xibao immediately sent a mambo emoji, "[Arrest]."
"You're taking a leave to go out and have some fun, right? Did you bring your English test paper? Take out your phone and take a picture!"
(Jiang Nian): "Teacher, the test paper fell into the water. Benboba came ashore and slapped me, telling me to write less about foreign things."
Qianbao: "【Yang Mi is speechless】."
With Qianbao's nesting, seven or eight classmates suddenly showed up in the group.
Li Hua joined the group with special effects, "Nian, remember to wear a helmet when fishing."
(Ma Guojun): "Where to fish?"
(Xiaozhong brother Sun Zhicheng): "Look at the fishing rod (witty), my dad also loves fishing, he bought a set of fishing rods worth thousands of yuan, and when he has nothing to do, he drives to find a place to fish."
Look, the fish has already taken the bait before we even start fishing.
By the reservoir, Jiang Nian put away his phone and found a shady spot.
He was just about to sit down when a fully armed middle-aged man holding a fishing rod about ten meters away suddenly shouted.
"Young man, there are no fish bites in your position."
"Ah?" Jiang Nian said something that matched his attire, and tilted his head, "Fish mouth? What is that?"
The uncle was obviously a little embarrassed. He had a lounge chair, a fishing box, a small box of bait and additives, a fish guard, and all the equipment around him, but he just stood up and walked over.
Seeing this, Jiang Nian couldn't help but feel curious.
"Uncle, aren't you afraid that the fish will bite the hook while you're away?"
"Well, the bell will ring when the hook is bitten, it doesn't matter." The uncle waved his hands heroically, and felt a little embarrassed after he said it. Could it be that the Air Force is used to it?
Don't despise the poor middle-aged! Young people!
"Hey, is this all you bring for fishing?" The uncle looked him up and down. There was a big white latex bucket and a bamboo pole with a set of gear tied to it.
"Do I need to bring anything else for fishing?" Jiang Nian looked confused and cooperated with the uncle to show off, "Uncle, your fishing rod is so beautiful, what is that box?"
"Well, you'll know after you fish for a while." The uncle stroked his hair, "It doesn't matter what brand of fishing rod you use. It doesn't matter how big the fish is, but you need to be fully equipped first. Otherwise, you'll regret it if the fish gets away."
"Yeah." Jiang Nian nodded and pretended to tie the bait. "Uncle, do you think I can catch fish with this equipment?"
The uncle couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing.
"It's okay to fish in the wild, just try your luck. It's easy to get cut off when you encounter a big fish. Hey, why am I telling you this? You can't catch any big fish at this position."
Line tangling means line breaking. Cheap fishing lines break easily.
"Oh~ I don't understand either. This is my first time fishing." Jiang Nian lowered his head and reeled in the line while stacking buffs. "I'm just a student in reality. I can't compare with you, uncle."
"I'm so envious of you, uncle, for all your professional gear. You look so handsome and cool."
"Hey, hey, hey, you will have it in the future." The uncle felt a little embarrassed by his praise, and returned to his fishing spot to get him half a bag of cheap bait.
"Uncle, thank you, uncle." Jiang Nian accepted the fee.
Perhaps it was because of Jiang Nian’s extremely simple equipment that the uncle was very interested in him (he couldn’t catch any fish).
The uncle didn't seem to have any intention of returning to his fishing spot. Instead, he stood behind Jiang Nian with his hands behind his back, watching with interest and imparting some knowledge from time to time.
"A good pole has many advantages. It feels good, catches fish steadily, and retrieves fish quickly. Your bamboo pole is great."
Jiang Nian said, "But my pole doesn't break easily."
"Haha, young man, how big a fish do you have to catch to break the rod?" The uncle seemed to have heard a huge joke and laughed non-stop.
Before he could finish his words, the water surface surged and splashed everywhere!
Got it?
Worthy!
The uncle was dumbfounded. It was like he would not bite anything at ordinary times, but once he got up to relieve himself or do something else, he would definitely catch fish. He was just following his words!
"Oh, I got it!" Jiang Nian was quick with his eyes and hands.
He wanted to pull the fish up, but found that the fish seemed a little big? Although there was a system blessing, fishing was like drinking water, but the quality of the fishing line could not be guaranteed.
Just as Jiang Nian was hesitating, the uncle came to his senses and hurried to his fishing spot to get the scoop net.
"I'm coming! I'm coming!"
The uncle started to work, "Carp, oh, two or three pounds."
With a splash, the fish fell into Jiang Nian’s big bucket.
The two men stared at the carp swimming in the bucket, then looked up at each other.
The uncle was a little embarrassed, gave a fake smile and said a few words of congratulations.
"The young man is quite amazing."
"Thank you, uncle, you will have it too." Jiang Nian said, "This is my first time fishing, and I don't have much experience. It's mostly luck, I can't compare to you, uncle."
The uncle nodded, feeling a little depressed.
You're comforting me!
Young boy.
Oh, I remember the days when I could fish with a fishing rod worth a few hundred yuan. Now I have to drive for more than an hour to go fishing in a reservoir in the countryside with equipment worth thousands or tens of thousands of yuan.
I've been squatting here since morning until now. I've set out to bait the bait, but it just won't bite!
"It's okay, you go fishing, I'll go back and take a look." The uncle still maintained the decency of an adult on his face. No one would be jealous of the novice buff, right?
No way?
Just halfway through the walk, I suddenly heard Jiang Nian's voice again.
"There it is again!"
what?
He turned back suddenly and saw that the rod in Jiang Nian's hand was indeed shaking!
No, you, young man.
"I'll do it! I'll do it!" The uncle quickly grabbed the landing net on the ground and ran over. "It's a carp. Hey, this fish is quite big."
Plop! There are two fish in the white latex bucket.
The two looked at each other, and the uncle took the initiative to wave his hand.
"You're welcome. Anyway, I'm afraid I won't be able to catch any fish today. Try again. I think your luck is almost exhausted. That's how fishing works."
"Oh." Jiang Nian nodded, "Then I'll try."
To be honest, the middle-aged uncle is a little uncomfortable. The most important thing for wild fishing is not the props, nor the technology, but the resources!
The so-called resources are the location, which place. Which coordinates can be used to catch fish? Without resources, it is nothing.
Now he had a reasonable suspicion that Jiang Nian's position was a prime fishing spot. But he was an adult after all, and it was embarrassing to discuss the fishing spot with a young boy.
Forget it, forget it. The weather is cold, and my heart is cold too.
The uncle shook his head and walked towards his own fishing spot with his hands behind his back. From the time he watched the fun to the time he helped the boy catch two fish with the net, a total of ten minutes had passed.
During these ten minutes, the uncle's fishing rod did not move, just like a prostitute who had not taken his medicine.
He sighed and was about to sit in the recliner and check his phone. Before he could sit down, he suddenly heard Jiang Nian's voice again, the same familiar words.
“Again!!”
The uncle jumped up immediately, grabbed the scoop net and made three catches. Plop, the three fish were a little crowded in the bucket. The two looked at the fish and then at each other.
"Thank you, uncle." Jiang Nian said.
"Don't call me uncle, call me Brother Sun." Sun Jianguo took out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter, "Young man, do you want to smoke? Huazi, have one."
"No, I don't smoke." Jiang Nian declined.
"Ahem, it's better not to smoke. It's good for your health." Sun Jianguo touched the top of his head and said awkwardly, "Hey, young man, can you give me a shot?"
Someone took over and Jiang Nian took out his cell phone to take a picture of the fish in the bucket.
Click on the group chat and the record is 99+.
Someone @ me, and I clicked on it and saw it was Sun Zhicheng. Jiang Nian didn't know that group of people very well, and he didn't usually hang out with them, but he was still quite polite when he spoke to them.
"Is this your first time fishing? I suggest you buy a few hundred dollars' worth of equipment to practice first."
Classmate: "Wow, hundreds of dollars? So expensive?"
(Sun Zhicheng): "This is nothing. My dad spent nearly ten thousand yuan to buy these equipments."
Classmate: "Your family is really rich, young master."
(Sun Zhicheng): "(grinning) It's just my dad's hobby. I don't understand those middle-aged people. He drove out again before dawn this morning. I don't know where he went fishing."
Classmate: "@Sun Zhicheng, look at the fish uncle caught, ask him to send some to open our eyes."
Classmate: "You know what? I want to go fishing too."
Jiang Nian stood aside and scrolled down the chat history. He saw Sun Zhicheng's latest reply, "(grin), no problem, I'll ask."
Jiang Nian originally wanted to send the photo of the fish bucket to the group, but hesitated for a moment. He first sent a message to Xu Qianqian, asking her to prepare a temporary place to raise fish.
“There might be a little more fish today.”
Xu Qianqian replied, "????"
Jiang Nian: “?”
Xu Qianqian: "You didn't catch any fish, are you crazy?"
Jiang Nian didn't reply and put away his phone.
I plan to get two more fish later. It doesn't matter if the fish bucket can't hold them all. I'll get a plastic rope to string them back together and let Xu Qianqian cry while she kills the fish today.
Have you ever heard of "Year after year there is fish"?
Suddenly, Sun Jianguo's phone vibrated, and he took it out and took a look. He frowned in annoyance at first, but still answered the call.
"Son, what's wrong?"
Magically, his tone suddenly became gentle.
"I caught a fish this morning. Oh, I caught a fish this morning." Sun Jianguo suddenly became vague. "No, how is it possible? Have you forgotten that I never fail."
At this moment, a proud father was quietly shattered.
Hearing this, Jiang Nian looked at Sun Jianguo in confusion, thinking, could this be such a coincidence?
Sun Jianguo hung up the phone, feeling a little embarrassed, and said after coughing.
"Young man, can I discuss something with you? Can you sell me a fish? Don't worry, the price is absolutely fair. You name the price, and I will never bargain."
Jiang Nian touched the back of his neck and took another look at the class group message.
"Brother Sun, one is not enough, right?"
Zhennan Middle School.
Sun Zhicheng was still waiting for his own father's picture to show off, looking at the questions in the group one after another. He felt extremely satisfied. Whose high school student was fishing?
Such a niche hobby, so awesome!
(Chen Yunyun): "My dad also likes fishing, but he's not very good at it. He often goes out empty-handed and comes back empty-handed. My mom scolds him for guarding the reservoir."
Seeing this, Sun Zhicheng was overjoyed.
I didn't expect that Chen Yunyun's father was also a fishing enthusiast, so she and I had a common topic. We were in the same group, so we got to know each other first.
After thinking about it, he edited the message and sent it to the class group.
"My dad is the same. Sometimes the fish he catches are very small. But he rarely comes home empty-handed. He always gets something. I think it has something to do with the fish's appetite."
Sure enough, Chen Yunyun @ him.
"(doubtful) (doubtful) What is a fish mouth?"
Sun Zhicheng was so happy at that moment, blood rushed to his brain, and excitement rushed to his head. He tapped his fingers on the screen, saying out loud what he had heard from his father.
"It means the fish open their mouths to eat. If there are not many fish to eat, it means the fish don't eat well. (Blah blah)."
Chen Yunyun: "Wow, Sun Zhicheng, you can fish too?"
Sun Zhicheng's mouth was hooked, and his face turned red with excitement. He wanted to throw out all the fishing knowledge he had mastered to make a nest at this moment!
Just as he was scratching his head on the sports field, his father sent him a picture.
In the fish guard, three fish are jumping around.
At that moment, Sun Zhicheng exclaimed and quickly forwarded the picture to the class group.
“@陈芸芸, (grin) This is what my dad did this morning. He said he just got here and hasn’t started fishing much yet, so the catch isn’t that great.”
The following sentences are Sun Zhicheng's personal performance, but the effect is excellent.
Everyone in the class group was expressing “WTF!”, even Chen Yunyun sent an emoticon.
“@Sun Zhicheng, your dad is so awesome, you must be pretty good at fishing too.”
(Sun Zhicheng): "(grin) Just so-so."
There is one more chapter
(End of this chapter)
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