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Chapter 378 She is a Succubus
Chapter 378 She is a Succubus
There was a thunderous applause, as warm as the firecrackers at the New Year.
"Welcome to the College Emperor Jiang Tian! Take the Qilin Immortality Elixir and live a second life!"
"From now on, it will be the Emperor of Heaven's calendar!"
Jiang Nian felt a little uncomfortable, thinking that things shouldn't be like this. Why are they all focusing on their own 400 points? Is this right?
Okay, I'm going to be a little awkward.
If a buddy blurts out, "This is not a dark history, this is how I came here."
These people must explode.
However, after a little thought, he gave up the idea of explosion. According to the level of abstraction of the third class, after he finished speaking.
What may be welcomed is not applause and glory, but
Come on, brother!
Yo yo yo, isn’t this Brother Lai Lu?
Shit, where did my path go? Oh, it was walked by Lai Lu Ge. That’s ok. Did Lai Lu Ge walk the same path again today?
The wild dogs in Class 3 are like this, they like to bark.
The seemingly hot words of a boy will become a sharp sword for his friends to attack him. You have tears in your eyes, and your brother laughs until his tears fall.
All I can say is, keep silent.
Therefore, Jiang Nian was like a quail, not daring to move at all amidst the applause and the booing of the boys.
Li Hua patted him and asked with a laugh.
"Nian, that's awesome! Don't you want to say something in this situation?"
Jiang Nian forced a smile and shook his head.
"Dad is an eight-point dad."
"You're a fucking bastard!" Li Hua quickly broke down and was repeatedly criticized by him. "You can only study for a month for an eight-pointer, right?"
"Next month, I will avenge my previous shame."
Hearing this, Jiang Nian, who was prepared to be more reserved, couldn't hold it back. He showed a very obvious smile, with the corners of his mouth flying up to the sky.
Heath Ledger had to prepare repeatedly before he could get into the right state to play the Joker, but Li Hua could switch between the Joker forms with ease.
The applause lasted for a full minute.
Since the haters didn't catch Jiang Nian's pretentious moment, they gradually became excited under the atmosphere of praise from girls.
Maybe, bro can too.
Let’s get 400 points first so that Lao Liu can get a few fewer nights of good sleep.
Then it suddenly soared to 560 points, and he directly saw the immortal medicine and nirvana. He lived a second life and ruled the world for eternity.
Public opinion reversed at this moment.
"Then again, Brother Nian is this (thumbs-up)."
"Indeed, with 400 points, there is absolutely no way out. Jiang Nian directly pulled it all the way up to over 500 points!"
"To be honest, getting into a 985 university from a junior college is really inspiring."
"Why are you all so serious? Can you dig up some of his dark history?" Li Hua said anxiously, "Byd, are you trying to be funny?"
Obviously, Li Hua's plan failed.
Jiang Nian's dark history is in Zhou Yuting's hands. And Zhou Bro has no intention of exerting his jealous power now.
All the pride had been worn away by the blows one after another. Even if there was still resentment in my heart, I had no intention of putting it into action.
Yu Tongjie's ascension made her lie down and admit defeat.
Even though they were still grudges, they were no longer opponents of the same level. It was even more impossible for him to stab Jiang Nian in the back at this time.
Amid the thunderous applause from the class, Zhou Yuting seemed to see herself getting 600 points in the exam and couldn't help feeling a little dazed.
What if I am the protagonist?
I was in the parallel class and I never lacked applause. But once I entered the Olympic Games, it was like a deep sea, but I lost my name from then on.
No one remembers the wild dog with 500 points. Only those with 600 points are qualified to compete for Class Three.
The honor and praise all vanished into thin air. What remained was only the overwhelming pressure and the unattainable Jiang Nian.
The gap was so big that I could hardly see his back.
Xiamen University
Will it win?
It was two o'clock in the afternoon.
The last ray of sunlight passed through the window and stopped in the classroom, falling right in the middle of the second largest group, casting a light golden halo on the ends of Jiang Nian's hair.
The straight back and smooth side profile are set against the afterglow of the sun, like a poplar tree bathing in the sun.
Amid the grand applause, Chen Yunyun's eyes met the gaze of the entire class. Her eyebrows softened and her lips pursed.
She had never experienced such unanimous praise, but she had seen Jiang Nian standing in the light.
So, she was also illuminated in the crowd.
Amidst overwhelming applause.
Li Qingrong, as usual, propped her head up with her hands. Sitting in one of the seats closest to the center of the storm, she looked towards Jiang Nian who was sitting at the table in front of her.
His expression was indifferent and his eyes were calm.
Seeing that he was acting out of character, not daring to behave perversely at all, he showed this ostrich attitude, and the corners of his mouth rose slowly and unconsciously.
To be honest, it's kind of funny.
Jiang Nian suddenly wanted to sing a song to show off a little.
However, he was surrounded by wolves and tigers, and he was young, so he didn't dare to expose his true nature easily. Otherwise, he would have been standing on the podium by now.
I just say, "The past cannot catch up with me. The noisy thoughts along the way have all disappeared, and only noise remains."
Noise Brother! (Holding a sign!) (Idol!)
Damn, Class 3 is too abstract.
It was originally so abstract, and naturally had nothing to do with him. Ever since he came to this class, he had keenly discovered it.
The root of abstraction lies in Lao Liu!
In Li Hua, in the three classes of loyal ministers.
"Okay, ahem." Old Liu cut off everyone's attention to Jiang Nian, "I hope everyone can learn from Jiang Nian."
After saying this, he paused again.
"Of course, I mean the spirit of continuous hard work and perseverance. I'm not asking you to get 400 points on the test. That's not encouraged."
As soon as the words fell, the class burst into laughter.
As for Jiang Nian's reaction, the expression on his face instantly disappeared, from laughing to not laughing, and then to shock.
You old thief! How dare you humiliate me so repeatedly!
Blue and silver winding!
But after all, Jiang Nian did not have a martial soul to awaken, and the entanglement only existed in his imagination, so Old Liu on the podium was safe and sound.
"Four hundred points, four hundred points." Li Hua exclaimed in amazement, "I can get five hundred points even if I step on the answer sheet once."
"Akaishi!" Jiang Nian directly put him at ease.
Zhang Ningzhi was hesitating, wanting to say something but unable to get a word in.
Okay, it’s also a string!
As the saying goes, if loyalty is not absolute, then it is absolutely disloyal. Kick him out of the party immediately and expel him from the party membership.
"Also, Jiang Nian, remember to go to the administrative building for the first evening self-study session." Old Liu mentioned it again, obviously to help him show off.
At this moment, the class began to hear the barking of dogs again.
At the same time, some other students in the class who also had high scores were somewhat dissatisfied with Lao Liu's repeated praises.
"Lao Liu, you have no heart!"
"I was despised after all. I didn't make as much progress as other brothers. Never mind. I don't deserve to get 600 points when I didn't get 400 points."
"Your praise is unique to him, so I'd rather die."
Jiang Nian also forgave Lao Liu's impoliteness. He really enjoyed pretending to be cool. He scored twice, draining everyone's attention.
I kind of like Lao Liu.
We can somewhat acknowledge Lao Liu's status as a famous teacher.
after class.
Everyone in the class lay down and fell asleep. I was really sleepy in the afternoon.
Jiang Nian, who was a little bit of a "healer", was writing his chemistry test paper with a smile on his face. Thinking back to the last class, his face was almost broken by laughter.
Just like that, two classes passed.
After the third class, it was the last self-study period. Yao Beibei asked Zhang Ningzhi to use the double-row toilet and accidentally glanced at Jiang Nian.
"Bro, why are you laughing all the time?"
"Ah?" Jiang Nian turned his head slowly with a faint smile on his face, "Huang Beibei, how do you know me?"
Yao Beibei felt that Jiang Nian was becoming more and more mean. He was the kind of person who would explode at the mere sight of him, and she wanted to beat him up.
I mean, beat him up.
She tilted her head and said nonchalantly.
"Is your score of 600 very high?"
Jiang Nian's expression froze. He didn't expect Huang Beibei to open up in front of him. It was like a humiliation under the crotch. Hmm. (Thinking).
It is not impossible.
But then again, he is not the real Zhennan Guinan. He can't do such a thing as begging for mercy for sex.
"It's 616 points, bro." Jiang Nian smiled, "Eight of them are eight points higher than Li Hua's. It's worth remembering."
Li Hua, who was suddenly cueed, couldn't stand it.
"Akaishi bar!"
"Oh, I think," Yao Beibei said calmly, scratching her face, "616 points, you don't have your own ideas for solving the questions at all."
It’s a big deal, the real king of bullying has appeared.
"It's more like the kind where the subjects are evenly distributed, and then they rely on luck to make it. Then they feel complacent and proud of their grades behind the scenes."
Every sentence talks about scores, and every score is inseparable from people.
After hearing this, Jiang Nian burst into laughter out of anger.
"Haha, fuck you."
Li Hua laughed and gloated at the side. Just as he was about to agree with Yao Beibei, he found that the woman was also looking at him. What kind of look was that? It seemed like a smile but not a smile.
Damn, click on me too?
"No, Yao Beibei." Li Hua looked reluctant, "You only have a few more points than me, right? Are you pretending like that?"
Yao Beibei glanced at him and spoke.
"Your 608 is like you fell asleep during the exam. Your saliva flowed onto the answer sheet and the machine was damaged."
Li Hua was stunned and stunned by the offensive words.
"what?"
Why is the King in Yellow so aggressive?
Jiang Nian did have a way to deal with her, but now she was in the classroom. And in front of Zhang Ningzhi, it was not easy to capture Yao Beibei directly.
"Anyway, I have eight more points than Li Hua."
Covering one's ears and stealing the bell will divert the harm.
"Me, me, me..." Li Hua was speechless. He looked inside and outside the group and found that he was surrounded by people with higher scores than him.
One point, eight points.
At this moment, he understood what it meant to "be born in adversity and die in comfort."
"Let's go, let's practice basketball!" Li Hua pulled Jiang Nian and tried to leave, but was dragged back instead. When he turned around, he saw Ji Ming coming.
After taking a round of inspection, the grade leader walked away slowly.
After school.
Since there was no place to play football, they couldn't get the team to play football. The three of them could only go to the edge of the football field and practice a little.
Bang.
Li Hua passed Ma Guojun on a bicycle and dribbled the ball to Jiang Nian. He tried to shake him off, but the ball was intercepted accurately.
Jiang Nian stepped on the ball with a sweet smile on his face.
"Rookie."
Li Hua stopped laughing immediately, remembered something and spoke.
"Don't you think Yao Beibei has been too crazy recently?"
"No, she just attacked you." Ma Guojun said, "You guys like to show off. The eldest brother doesn't talk about the second brother."
Jiang Nian looked up and exclaimed.
"Have it?"
Hearing this, Ma Guojun couldn't hold back and pointed at him.
"You are the most pretentious one."
Jiang Nian didn't care when he heard it. What's wrong with pretending to be cool at a young age? When you get old, you can't pretend anymore. What's the point?
"you're right."
Hearing this, Li Hua was stunned.
"Fuck, Nian, you are so shameless."
"Stop talking and practice." Jiang Nian was a little speechless. "You said you ride a bicycle all day, what's the point?"
"When I was actually on the field, I didn't need any of it. I could only repeat the same violent movements and bump into people."
"What do you know? I'm just improvising!" Li Hua felt a little guilty as his basic skills were not that solid.
If we really compare, he is probably on the same level as Sun Zhicheng.
Ma Guojun didn't have so many comments. During practice, he either served as a sparring partner or just stood there as a goalkeeper.
"Our team is rubbish. Not a single player can play football."
Hearing this, Jiang Nian and Li Hua, who were offended, sighed at the same time. They turned around and pointed at the fat man Ma Guojun.
"You boy."
"Fuck, you're just making fun of me, right?"
The three-man battle for the championship is still in a fantasy stage. Although it seems hopeless to focus on one person, what if?
Falling into a desperate situation, shouting about friendship, village, etc., he suddenly became ignited for no apparent reason, and then swept the field.
"Hey, I have an idea." Jiang Nian pointed to the football field in front and said, "You two take off your clothes, and we can occupy the field."
Li Hua and Ma Guojun turned their heads together and looked at Jiang Nian in shock.
"???"
"Lu Duo, is your brain broken?"
"Without a court, what can I do?" Jiang Nian sighed, "A good cook cannot cook without rice. If I can't practice basketball, what can I do?"
"Stop talking nonsense!" Li Hua was convinced. "I think you are the biggest traitor. You don't want the team to do well."
Jiang Nian kicked the ball out and was about to say something.
I was distracted for a moment and suddenly froze.
"Fuck, why is she here?" He muttered to himself and hid behind Ma Guojun. "I have something urgent to do."
"What?" Ma Guojun was confused.
Li Hua also stopped and looked towards Jiang Nian.
"What about hide and seek?"
"No, I'll find a place to hide first." Jiang Nian said quickly, "If someone comes to find me later, just say I haven't been here."
"Ah?" Li Hua didn't understand.
After Jiang Nian finished speaking, he used the fat man Ma Guojun as a cover and ran away.
At the edge of the court, Li Hua and Ma Guojun were left looking at each other.
"What is he doing?"
"I don't know. I must be in a hurry to pee."
Half a minute passed.
The two noticed that a girl wearing a short down jacket and a gray plump sweater underneath was jogging towards them not far away.
At first glance, it was obvious that something was shaking.
After just one glance, Li Hua concluded that the girl was a cute girl and a smile appeared on his face.
Hmm? Why is there a strand of green hair?
Forget it, forget it.
The green angel has arrived, yay!
Han Xiao stopped panting, swallowed, and asked hurriedly.
"Hello, is Jiang Nian here just now?"
Instantly, the expression on Li Hua's face froze. There was no moment when the killing intent was stronger than it was now. Jiang Nian, die for me!
Damn you!
Ma Guojun still remembered what Jiang Nian said and faithfully carried it out.
"he died."
"Ah?" Han Xiao was confused. She looked at the two of them and said, "No, I saw him playing football when I passed by just now."
"He just died suddenly." Ma Guojun said seriously, "Anyway, he has been taken to the hospital."
"Okay." Han Xiao sighed, thinking that boys are pretty good at keeping secrets.
Li Hua's heart was broken into pieces, and he asked in a choking voice.
"You are."
"I'm his deskmate." Han Xiao smiled, waved to them and left, "Bye."
After a few minutes, Jiang Nian came back.
He looked around for a while and saw that Han Xiao had indeed left. He breathed a sigh of relief and turned to the two of them.
"Keep practicing."
"What the hell!" Li Hua grabbed his collar and said through gritted teeth, "Tell me the truth, what is your relationship?"
"Not familiar, really." Jiang Nian pushed his hand away and explained, "She is just a succubus, thinking about forcing me to do it every day."
As soon as the words fell, Li Hua and Ma Guojun cursed at the same time.
"brute!"
"God bless you, you bastard."
If Han Xiao's appearance only made the two of them a little jealous, then Jiang Nian's words completely turned jealousy into hatred.
"Fuck you, stop flattering yourself." Li Hua pointed at him, "Are you saying that the cute busty girl is bothering you?"
"What do you still want?" Ma Guojun added.
"Isn't it obvious? My brothers are almost running away on all fours." Jiang Nian spread his hands, "By the way, are you guys still practicing?"
"Jiang Nian."
"hold head high?"
"Die for me!" Li Hua started chasing after him.
On the dimly lit football field, two boys, one fat and one thin, were chasing Jiang Nian, who wished he could run away on all fours.
As night falls quietly, the school is crowded with people.
canteen.
Jiang Nian paid for Li Hua and the fat guy's meal, and the matter was settled. The Fruity Robo trio reconciled.
The ability to use money is useful.
"Whatever you want to drink, just take it. Use my meal card."
"Okay, brother."
"Thank you, sir."
Write it tomorrow morning.
Big guys, please give me some monthly tickets. orz
(End of this chapter)
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