Just preparing for the college entrance examination, the divorce counterattack system came
Chapter 254: A beauty that is repeatedly crushed by a large trailer
Chapter 254: A beauty that is repeatedly crushed by a large trailer
Jiang Nian clicked on it and the video started playing slowly.
The Gouba system has evolved again. This time, instead of playing videos through a panel, it projects a giant screen directly in front of your eyes.
It’s really a good thing, just one small step smarter.
Multimedia podium.
Psychology teacher Lan Lan was playing a short video related to psychology, which attracted Ji Jiayu's attention. Everyone present was looking at the screen.
Jiang Nian also looked up, but what he saw was the image given by the system.
in the screen.
"Where?"
Jiang Nian habitually acted as a spectator until the girl, whose face he could not see clearly, asked again where she was going.
He suddenly realized that this was an interactive memory. Let his 38-year-old self revisit his memories? To enhance his sense of immersion?
But for Jiang Nian, this had never happened before. So naturally he didn't know where to go. After hesitating for a long time, he could only utter one sentence.
"Never mind, just go ahead."
The girl was stunned for a moment, probably because she had never heard such an outrageous answer before, and her tone was a little angry.
"You asked me out, but you don't know where to go?"
Jiang Nian turned around and found that the perspective could actually move. But he couldn't control the character's actions, otherwise he could pinch the female NPC in front of him.
Sister, you are just a memory NPC, so be honest.
Although this is not my memory, I can still take your hairpin and throw it into the gutter.
"Where can we go when it rains?" Jiang Nian complained, observing the surroundings. "By the way, can you see what the dormitory building looks like?"
"Of course, what are you thinking about?" The girl was a little dissatisfied.
Akaashi, the cafeteria sells gunpowder, right? Why are you speaking so harshly?
Jiang Nian glanced at the girl beside him. In front of the door of the men's dormitory where the rain was pouring down, he tried to mobilize the power of the wildness in his body with his mind and move his hands and feet.
Stupid system, please show some strength!
Perhaps the system heard his prayers and really opened up the permission of one hand.
Friends who have watched sitcoms know that one hand can do many things. Not only can it work, but it can also work for others and even create pain.
With a snap, Jiang Nian raised his hand and pulled off the hairpin of the girl in front of him.
You have no choice but to accept it, you will be put in jail.
"Ah! What are you doing?" The girl touched her hair, her tone becoming more and more dissatisfied, "You asked me out just to pull my hairpin, I won't come out again!"
Jiang Nian thought to himself, if I don’t want to go out, then don’t go out.
It’s just a memory, buddy is the emperor of men!
"It's just a joke, don't be angry." Jiang Nian suddenly had an idea, "I have a good idea, how about we go to the library from here with an umbrella, and come back after checking in?"
He didn't know much about the university, so he could only talk about the basic infrastructure.
"Go by yourself!" The girl angrily walked into the rain with an umbrella.
The environment in front of him began to blur, and Jiang Nian thought to himself, "Great!"
It feels like taking an exam without preparation.
Anyway, I don't know the answer, so I just fill it in randomly. Let's see how far this interactive video can go. Anyway, the video should be shown.
After a while, the scene happened again.
This time it was in a large classroom, Jiang Nian looked around with interest and found that not only did the classmates around him have no faces, but even the details of the classroom were quite blurry.
A voice came from beside me, soft and long.
"Shall we go to the Sixth Canteen to eat after class?"
When I turned around, it was the same girl, but I still couldn't see her face clearly.
It seems that the operation I just did has no effect on these memories.
This is equivalent to interacting with oneself, and it is the memory of each small cell memory. No matter what one does, it will not affect the playback of the next memory segment.
In other words, normally, this scene should be quite warm.
Unfortunately, the system is misplaced. Jiang Nian has never been to college and his highest level of education is high school.
Facing the girl's question, Jiang Nian stroked his chin and thought for a while.
"Don't worry, let's play a game, shall we?"
"What game?" the girl asked puzzledly.
"That's right." Jiang Nian looked around at the densely packed audience and lowered his voice, "It's a game for adults, it's very cruel."
"what?"
"Play finger-guessing, and the loser has to shout out his own name three times."
"Ah?" The girl was confused for the second time, and seemed not to understand what the game was about. "No, I don't really want to play this game."
"Then I won't eat, and you can't go to eat either." Jiang Nian blurted out the scumbag's words and said calmly, "Even if I starve to death, I will not let you go."
Rules? I am the rules!
Girl: “.”
After a long time, the NPC girl finally agreed.
"OK then."
That's awesome, shame on you for revealing your name!
It’s all my fault for being in the habit of only reading half of the tasks. If I had read the entire task content and rewards, I wouldn’t have had to read this shameless memory.
The main task now is to figure out who the person opposite is.
five minutes later.
“Jiang Nian Jiang Nian Jiang~” he mumbled, accepting his eighth defeat, “Fuck, are you cheating? I didn’t win once.”
"No, I don't know what you are talking about."
"Akashi, NPC."
"what?"
"I say, you are able to have this job entirely because of your ability. Let's stop playing around." Jiang Nian took a deep breath and said solemnly, "Let's exchange names."
"why?"
"No reason. If you don't agree, we'll just sit here until the end of time." Jiang Nian was a scumbag again.
"How romantic." The girl covered her face.
"Ok?"
Fortunately, after some mediation, the girl agreed to his rude request.
"Jiang Nian."
“***.”
Jiang Nian was confused. He couldn't afford to play, right? Why did he use a mute function?
However, he was now sure that the other person's name had three characters, which was a major breakthrough. After all, in China, people with three-character names
Grass, the progress bar is zero.
This made Jiang Nian very angry, so he used his only movable hand to touch the female NPC's leg hard! He actually felt the real touch!
He was stunned and looked at the female NPC seriously.
Okay, let’s pause for a moment on the youthful campus, and next up comes the spring scenery of the campus!
This is a large classroom. You can't be born like this, right?
Hehehe, of course.
"I'm sorry, I was too aggressive just now." Jiang Nian apologized humbly and said sincerely, "I'm not like this usually. Baby, touch me, don't be afraid."
As soon as I reached out my hand, the picture started to blur.
"Hey, system, you fucking idiot"
The scene in front of my eyes began to change, and in the blink of an eye I was on the train.
"Because someone bought the wrong ticket, we had to change it temporarily." The girl said this, but there was no trace of blame. "How are you going to compensate me?"
Jiang Nian disagreed and stretched out the only hand he could move.
"Let me play with the phone."
The scumbag has reached a new height in the century, with a kind of beauty that is repeatedly crushed by a trailer.
"Who is he?" Jiang Nian asked casually without being able to see the words on the phone.
The girl took a look and said weakly.
"10086 public account."
"Oh." Jiang Nian swiped a few times, thinking that he might as well bully the NPC since he had nothing else to do. "What about this one? Who is this?"
"Ah!" The girl suddenly screamed and snatched the phone away.
"Oh, tell me, when did it start?" Jiang Nian looked like he could do whatever he wanted and tried his best to explore all the possibilities of this video.
"You found the gift for you." The girl looked up at him with a pleading tone, "Well, can you pretend you didn't see it?"
"Let me see, is my name signed on the gift?" Jiang Nian took a quick glance and continued his story.
It was not until the NPC girl was about to cry that he sighed softly.
“Actually, I can’t see anymore.”
"what?"
The picture blurred again, and the next memory came in and began to scroll.
"I gave you flowers. They said boys like flowers too?"
"It's okay. If there's no last bus, we can just scan the car and go back. No need. I can still play games with you at the Internet cafe. Yes, I have money."
Under the street lights, it was dark all around.
There were blurry tall buildings ahead, and the streets seemed to be covered with a blanket of dim yellow fallen leaves.
The shadows of the two people were infinitely elongated, standing diagonally on the side of the road.
"Be happy, today is your birthday." The girl babbled, "I originally bought you a cake, but it fell when I was riding my bike."
"All cake shops are closed now. Can you buy a small pocket cake to make up the number?"
Jiang Nian couldn't say any more scumbag words, so he let this poor NPC go. Even though everything he did had nothing to do with the memory given by the system.
This is a stand-alone cv.
But the 38-year-old idiot did have such a normal girlfriend in college. It can even be said to be rare, buying flowers and cakes.
They also went to the Internet cafe with them and even paid for it.
What a scumbag, even he remained silent after seeing this.
No, buddy, you can't control this? Do you usually walk to school?
You have been doing trade in college!
Jiang Nian felt a little disappointed, but fortunately it was not him who suffered. Anyway, he would not be admitted to a second-tier university, and 985 universities were no worse than second-tier universities.
The scene changed, and Jiang Nian was bored and saw them hugging each other in the snow, holding hands in the library corridor in winter, and riding home together on the train.
Wait, go home together?
Jiang Nian was very alert. He met his parents in college?
The scene stopped abruptly.
"Fuck, can you please do something humane?" Jiang Nian cursed the stupid system, but he could only accept the end of the movie.
Everything in front of me was instantly plunged into darkness.
The first ray of light came in, followed by the second and third. Until the light filled the field of vision and then dimmed again, the scene in front of me slowly emerged.
Lan Lan is still explaining the PPT.
Jiang Nian couldn't hold it in any longer, "Fuck, this psychology lecture is just pure college nonsense!"
"Hmm?" Ji Jiayu turned around and looked at Jiang Nian curiously. "From your tone, it feels like you have been to college."
Strictly speaking, he did attend one class.
Although he was surrounded by system NPCs at the time, the environment in the video was a one-to-one replica of the quality of the garbage second-class course according to his memory.
It can't be said to be lifelike, but at least it is exactly the same. The first three rows are empty, while the back row is full of talented people. The teacher is busy explaining the PPT, while the students are fighting fiercely in the five rows.
At this psychology lecture, everyone is either reading a book, doing homework, or lying down to sleep. It is basically a replica of the useless university lectures.
"Well, have you ever seen a pig run even if you haven't eaten pork?" Jiang Nian said perfunctorily.
"Come to think of it, I've never seen a pig run." Ji Jiayu was also a little abstract. The people in the third shift were a little bit sick in the head. "How can a pig run when it's so fat?"
Jiang Nian frowned and said after thinking seriously.
"Because pig's trotters are chewy, soft and bouncy. Otherwise, how can a pig run?"
Hearing this, Ji Jiayu was stunned for a moment, and then he suddenly realized.
"Is that so?"
In the back two rows, Yuan Zhengchuan stared ahead with a gloomy face. Seeing his ex-girlfriend gossiping with Jiang Nian, his heart felt like it was being cut by thousands of knives.
Looking at them speaking in low voices and stealthily, my heart seemed to be tightly grasped by a hand, and then twisted vigorously, with a sour and bitter feeling.
Jiang Nian seemed to remember something and asked suddenly.
"By the way, how many minutes did the psychology teacher just talk for?"
"If you include the video that was just played, the total time is twelve minutes." Ji Jiayu looked down at her watch.
"Oh okay, I know."
Twelve minutes?
Jiang Nian pretended to wave his hand casually and directly opened the system panel. The unfinished tasks lay there quietly, and the video had already been played.
He continued to scroll down, wanting to know who the NPC girl who was willing to send flowers to the university was?
【(Meaningless narration)
Mission: Reestablish contact with Song Xiyun, Reward: 300 RMB. 】
(End of this chapter)
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