Just preparing for the college entrance examination, the divorce counterattack system came

Chapter 252 Poke Your
Hearing this, Jiang Nian suddenly became nervous.

"What the hell?"

Li Hua even laughed out loud, and every time he opened his mouth he told an allusion.

"I know a folk history that says Guan Yu lost Jingzhou due to carelessness. This Jingzhou porridge is not from Jingzhou, but from the men in the army playing in the tent at night."

Jiang Nian interrupted him, "It's Tai Chi Bahuang, shut up!"

In the sixth group, there are two of Lin Dong’s roommates, Zeng You and Wu Jun Gu.

At this moment, the two of them were also stunned, with their mouths slightly open, looking at Lin Dong in shock.

I wondered if there were some Easter eggs in the dormitory after I fell asleep?

"Who's the person on the upper bunk?" Li Hua asked curiously.

"I can't say." Lin Dong chuckled, "But the guy on the upper bunk was really careless. He woke me up in the middle of the night and didn't even bother to wipe it off.

Having said that, the riddle man Lin Dong left with a smile.

Jiang Nian and his companions were stunned.

What a brother who sleeps on the upper bunk. That's outrageous.

"It's not me, don't look at me." Zeng You noticed Jiang Nian's gaze and blushed a little, "Appearance discrimination, right? I won't sleep on the bunk above him."

Wu Jungu also immediately clarified, "I sleep on the lower bunk."

"Who else is in your dormitory?" Li Hua asked curiously.

"Don't ask about this. It's the privacy of the dormitory." Zeng You didn't want to say it.

They both knew about it, but no one said anything. After all, this kind of explosive news is too explosive, and talking nonsense can easily offend people.

In the middle of the Chinese morning reading, Lao Liu came over and took a look around. After seeing that there was nothing unusual in the class, he left quickly.

As the morning self-study session was about to end, Lin Dong wandered over to Group 6 holding the eight-treasure porridge. He raised his eyebrows at Zeng You and Wu Jun Gu and said proudly.

"Look, this is the eight-treasure porridge that Wei Ge gave me."

Zeng You: “.”

Wu Jun Gu: ".This porridge?"

"What else?" Lin Dong explained, "He ate eight-treasure porridge secretly in the middle of the night last night, slurping like a mouse, and woke me up abruptly."

"When I opened my eyes, porridge dripped onto the edge of my bed."

Jiang Nian: "Then you tell me where to send it?"

Position against the wall.

Zhang Ningzhi looked at Jiang Nian curiously, not understanding what they were talking about. But looking at their expressions, it was clear that they were not serious.

Forget it, I don’t want to listen.

She opened the Chinese textbook and prepared to return to the textbook. She carefully read each explanation below the classical Chinese text, and turned to "Spring River Moon Night".

Just then the bell for the end of morning self-study get out of class rang.

Zhang Ningzhi poked Jiang Nian with her hand, but seeing that he didn't react, she increased her strength.

Poke!

"Hiss~" Jiang Nian took a breath of cold air.

Zhang Ningzhi was a little uncertain and asked hesitantly.

"Does it hurt?"

Jiang Nian glanced at her and said with a straight face.

"Of course, poke yours."

“Oh.” Zhang Ningzhi huddled up into a ball, holding her arms tightly against her body, her face full of panic, “But you can only use the strength I just used.”

"No, I have to add some."

"Why!"

"Deskmates get a 20% bonus. Don't you know the rules for primary and secondary school students?" Jiang Laogou talked nonsense and completely confused the girl.

"Oh, come on then."

Jiang Nian tapped Zhang Ningzhi's arm through her clothes with very light force.

"Okay, what did you call me for?"

"I don't want to talk about it anymore, huh." Zhang Ningzhi was a little petty and planned not to talk to the annoying guy this morning. "Go and have fun by yourself!"

Li Hua was lying on the table, but he was not asleep at all. He had one eye open to spy on Jiang Nian, a bad guy who was flirting with his female classmates.

The students didn't do their homework, but surrounded the woman and smiled happily.

Kill!

Jiang Nian fell down, lying on his stomach and sleeping, his eyes meeting Li Hua's.

Each of them watched the other with one eye.

"Are you mentally ill?" Jiang Nian sneered.

"Hard to say."

"Then just stay like this. You'll turn around when you can't stand it anymore." Jiang Nian said confidently, "I can keep watch with one eye and sleep with the other."

"Stop it, I don't believe it." Li Hua stared at Jiang Nian.

Ten minutes later, Li Hua was convinced.

It’s not because Jiang Nian really has the ability to rest with one eye and keep watch with the other, but because he feels that BYD is really willing to refuse to sleep during class just for a sentence.

At the beginning of the first class, Lao Liu came in hurriedly.

Once you insert the USB drive and open the folder, a box will appear and it will be finished in two minutes.

"There are only five ancient poems in total. The class representative will come up and present the PPT later." Lao Liu's hurried actions attracted the attention of everyone in the class.

"Teacher, where are you going?" Li Hua was the first to stand up.

"Ah, the teacher has something to do." Lao Liu said vaguely, "You usually don't listen anyway, this is related to the teacher's personal happiness, you can take a look at the PPT."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Nian, who was about to do a comprehensive science test, put down his pen.

If you don't want to talk, then I want to listen.

You have a date early in the morning? Then you can't go. This class will be the one I listen to most carefully in my entire senior year of high school. Not only do I listen, I also have to take notes.

"Teacher, I didn't understand the ancient poem."

Hearing this, Old Liu looked at Jiang Nian with a puzzled look on his face.

"Who wants to listen to a few ancient poems that won't be used in the college entrance examination? Raise your hand so I can see."

Wow, almost everyone in the class raised their hands.

Old Liu looked puzzled and instantly annoyed.

In fact, the appreciation of these five ancient poems is a classic template in the college entrance examination. It may not be finished in two classes, and he originally planned to give a detailed explanation. Moreover, he had nothing to do, and Chunchun came up with the idea when he got up early to attend class.

He knew the students in Class Three too well. They were 108 pounds of rebellious brains and would never allow the teacher to slip away earlier than them. Instead of talking, they wanted to listen.

They would even actively ask questions after class, torturing each other.

Old Liu looked around and sighed.

"Okay, in that case, let's start the class. The teacher will leave when everyone has almost understood it."

In the classroom, students are eager to learn and the atmosphere is high.

"I can choose not to listen, but you can't choose not to talk, otherwise I won't be able to sleep well."

"Teacher, I can see that you are anxious, but don't be anxious."

"I suddenly feel that Chinese is not so boring. I am so eager to learn now."

"Tsk, it's time to appreciate the ancient oriental aesthetics. (Takes off glasses)"

The reaction from the audience was exactly what Lao Liu wanted.

He turned to the blackboard speechlessly, hiding a fleeting smile, and cleared his throat, pretending to be helpless.

"Then I'll give you a brief introduction to the first song."

After two classes, Lao Liu felt a little regretful.

There was no break for two hours, and as soon as the get out of class was over someone came up to ask questions.

Especially the people in the sixth group, usually no one listened, but now they pretended to be serious and took turns asking questions, and refused to let themselves go to the toilet.

It's already the break time, but I dragged myself for twelve minutes.

If the bell for running exercises hadn't almost died down and the whistle over there hadn't been blown out of tune, I guess they wouldn't have stopped.

"Jiang Nian, stop asking, just do some exercises." Old Liu was also convinced. Are these two people really cheap? "Li Hua, don't wait any longer, just do some exercises."

Lin Dong, who was queuing behind, was unhappy and wanted to avoid the exercise.

"Teacher, I love to learn!"

What a fart!
Old Liu forcibly drove them all away, and after a careful count, there were as many as eight or nine of them.

If this is discovered by the grade group, one day's salary can be deducted. For example, the head teacher of Class 4 will probably lose his bonus this month.

Tsk tsk, pitiful.

Are the people in Class 4 so disobedient?
In comparison, the people in my class are a little weird, but at least they don't cause me any trouble, and the class leaders are very capable, so I don't have to worry about anything.

The years are quiet.

playground.

The student union members were guarding the gate wearing armbands to prevent latecomers from getting in.

"Ahem, little king."

"Brother, tell me."

"We can't let anyone go down now. You can register one when someone comes."

"Okay, brother."

"Yeah." The student union officer put his hands behind his back and nodded with satisfaction. He turned around and suddenly found several figures running towards him. "Here come some people. Register."

"it is good"

"Oh, why are you so nervous? You are so useless." The young clerk stood with his hands behind his back, looking extraordinary. "Forget it, take it. This is my last wave."

As he said this, he was about to demonstrate in front of his men how to stop someone.

"You guys!" he shouted in a low voice.

However, these people did not stop running.

One person passed by him lightly, creating a gust of wind, while another person pushed him away violently, still shouting arrogant words.

"Get lost! How dare you stop the people from Class 4?"

Two more people broke through the blockade, and another left a sentence.

"Are you OK?"

The last person stepped past him and added.

"Go check your brain, idiot."

In the sunshine, the running teenagers looked like happy white doves. They jumped down from the mottled stone steps and joined the running team in two or three steps.

The student union secretary slowly came to his senses and found that he could not find any trace of those people at all.

Square formations of students ran in circles, one after another.

"Brother, are you okay?"

The student union secretary was so angry that he was furious.

"Is there still law here? Are there still school rules?"

As soon as Qianbao entered the classroom, she was startled.

"Why are you guys so listless?"

She walked to the door and looked at the class schedule, and asked curiously.

"You guys have math class so early in the morning?"

"Teacher, the last class was Chinese."

"Chinese class?" Qianbao was quite surprised. "Since it's a Chinese class, why do you all look so listless?"

Everyone in the classroom was explaining at once, and Jiang Nian yawned out of boredom.

getting ready to sleep.

He was about to lie down when the system panel suddenly popped up.

Before I could look, a girl suddenly appeared at the door. She was probably a member of the student union. She knocked on the classroom door, left a message and left.

"Students on the psychological evaluation list, go to the psychology office for a meeting!"

Hearing this, Yu Zhiyi looked up, then turned to look at Jiang Nian.

"Jiang Nian."

On the stage, Qian Bao was a little surprised and looked at Jiang Nian who stood up from his seat.

"Um you?"

Seeing Qian Bao's obviously distrustful look, Jiang Nian felt a little unhappy.

The responsibility of the eleven groups in Class Three rests on my shoulders!

"Teacher, if you look at me again, I will be Yu Yu."

(End of this chapter)