Just preparing for the college entrance examination, the divorce counterattack system came

Chapter 242 Can’t the bamboo dragonfly be put there?

Chapter 242 Can’t the bamboo dragonfly be put there?
Ma Guojun looked up from his seat and adjusted his glasses.

"Li Hua, I dropped a hundred yuan outside the corridor railing. Can you help me pick it up?"

Jiang Nian was in deep thought and touched his chin.

"I have an idea. If a deskmate dies, can another deskmate be admitted to college?"

Li Hua let out a sharp cry in an instant, feeling heartbroken.

He originally wanted to say, "How dare you, a rude and unruly person, harm me?" But for a moment, he was caught off guard and blurted out, "What did you say?"

"How dare you, a daring commoner, to harm me?"

A burst of laughter suddenly broke out in the middle of the classroom, and the morning self-study bell rang in this cheerful atmosphere.

On Friday, read English.

Zhang Ningzhi picked up the thermos cup with a slightly puzzled expression. She thought to herself, maybe she forgot to wash it yesterday, but she clearly remembered that she had washed the thermos cup.

When she unscrewed it, hot steam hit her face.

"Haha." Jiang Nian gloated on the side.

Zhang Ningzhi was unhappy, "Why didn't you tell me you had filled the water?"

"You didn't even ask."

"You..." Zhang Ningzhi was so angry at him, but she couldn't say anything. She could only say in a low voice, "Oh, thank you then."

"You're welcome." Jiang Nian whistled.

Zhang Ningzhi is a little red, today she is the angry lychee.

Li Hua, who was standing by, wanted to join in the fun and started to make a noise.

"Why don't you help me install it?"

Jiang Nian glanced at him and spoke in a flat tone.

"Your cup is under the bed, how can I help you fill it?"

"Huh? My cup is not in the drawer." Li Hua stopped talking halfway, and then he said "Akashi Akashi Akashi!"

"Stop slandering me all day long! Damn it, it's you guys who made me unable to find a girlfriend! The man who spread the rumors! Akaashi Akaashi!"

In fact, Li Hua bought it.

But cheap products are not good, and good products are too expensive. I can’t afford them all at once, so I have to scrape together my pocket money. But when I have collected enough money, I don’t have the courage to buy them.

The first time I bought it, I relied entirely on courage. The second time, the courage was like a drained kidney, all gone.

The spring breeze, without understanding romance, stirs the young man's heart.

NetEase.

The English morning reading was in full swing, and Li Hua was memorizing words while singing loudly.

He thought of Doraemon's bamboo dragonfly and enthusiastically shared it with Jiang Nian.

"Nian, what would you do if you had a bamboo dragonfly?"

Jiang Nian never did morning reading. He would do exercises every morning without fail.

He always adhered to Qingbao's three-step strategy for improving scores and worked hard on solving problems.

In Qingbao's words, the foundation has been laid.

If you don't know what method is best for improving your score in physics and chemistry, you might as well try practicing some questions first. Try various methods, and maybe the energy change will lead to a qualitative change.

After hearing what Li Hua said, he thought for a moment and pointed to his crotch.

"It's a bamboo dragonfly. Put it on."

Li Hua was stunned. What he said was against the will of heaven.

"What the hell?"

“This thing is made to fly!”

Hearing this, Jiang Nian looked at him curiously.

"I know. You don't need to repeat it. Everyone has a childhood."

Damn, it gets even weirder.

Li Hua couldn't hold it in any longer. He imagined the scene on the bamboo dragonfly suit. Wouldn't that be a big deal?

It's really like Qin Shihuang swinging on a swing, so majestic.

"You're awesome."

As the dictation session was about to begin, Li Hua closed his eyes and began to recall the words he had memorized.

"Damn, I forgot everything."

Jiang Nian laughed and was caught by him.

Li Hua remembered that Qianbao once said that there were two classmates sitting next to him with English scores of more than 130. There was nothing to ask, so he asked with the intention of learning.

"Nian, is there any way to memorize words so that you won't forget them?"

"Yes, is there someone you like very much but have never confessed to?" Jiang Nian asked.

Li Hua was stunned. "What does this have to do with memorizing words?"

"Stop talking nonsense. Do you still want to make progress?"

"Teacher, I really want to improve." Li Hua said sincerely. Once his English score improved, he could basically go to any university he wanted except Peking University or Tsinghua University.

985 is no worse than a junior college, so he wants to make do with it.

After hesitating for a while, Li Hua told the little story about Bai Yueguang hidden in his heart.

It was probably when I was in junior high school that I met an ordinary short girl in my class.

"Fuck, you're a lolita complex, right?" Jiang Nian pointed at someone like a husky.

"Get lost! Get lost!" Li Hua was so angry that he lowered his voice and continued, "I still remember that she was short and cute with short hair."

"You still say you're not a lolita fan, Hua, you're such a pervert."

"Akaashi! Shut up, Snow Leopard."

"OK, please continue."

"When I was in the third year of junior high school, I remember it was the last semester." Li Hua was lost in memories, and his expression unexpectedly became calm. Who doesn't like to talk about the person they secretly loved in the past, they just haven't found the right place to say it.

If you are a boarding student, you will probably take turns inserting this memory into your evening conversation.

Listening to my roommates' cheering, the corners of my mouth curled up in the dark.

In the end, he ended up sighing silently amidst all the ridiculous jokes.

"It was winter then, and one morning it was particularly cold. I thought it would snow that day, and it sure did snow at noon."

"The whole building was cheering at that time. The teacher didn't let us leave the classroom. But we were allowed to go to the window to watch the snow, and then a group of people rushed over."

"You know her, she was sitting by the window. I was the first one to fly over, and a group of people behind me pushed me and almost pressed me against the wall."

"Those who know will see the snow, those who don't will think they are going to rape me."

"That was the closest I've ever been to her, so close that I could even see her eyelashes clearly. The sun was out at the time, and weirdly enough, the hair on her face was golden."

"I really wanted to talk to her at that time, but there were too many people behind me. I hesitated for a while and then I lost the chance. I never found another chance to talk to her afterwards."

"Until the high school entrance exam, I memorized her exam room and seat number in advance. I went around seven or eight stationery stores and found a very nice refill, and I bought all of them."

"I was such an idiot. I didn't check the refill size. It was 0.35. Wouldn't that hurt me? I had to scan the answer sheet for the high school entrance exam, so I could only use a 0.5 refill."

"When I found her exam room, she was standing in the corridor. Although she was a little short, her hair was clean and beautiful in the sun."

"My face must have been very red, and I stumbled as I handed it to her. She just said 'oh', then looked up at me and smiled."

In class, the English dictation had already begun, but Li Hua obviously wanted to finish.

He swallowed hard, still feeling nervous when talking about what happened three years ago.

"You know, we looked at each other, damn."

"I probably said less than 20 words to her from the time I met her until the high school entrance exam. But when she looked at me, I knew she was...her."

"It's just that she must know something. It feels like we are very familiar with each other, as if we have been chatting for a hundred nights."

"At that time, I felt that if I confessed directly, the relationship would be able to go further."

"It's just one fucking chance to blow the charge, but I'm thinking about the math test soon. She's not very good at math, so she won't be distracted."

"After missing that opportunity, I never dared to go to her exam room. I originally thought I would go find her after the high school entrance exam, but she disappeared after the exam."

"Upon asking, her mother drove her away to pick her up."

"Later I found that I couldn't get in touch with him. Damn, do you know how I spent my summer vacation?"

"Fuck, no kidding, Yu Yu can't even masturbate."

"I had almost forgotten about it until the first year of high school was about to start, and then I received a text message on my phone."

"Can you believe it? There are still people sending text messages these days."

"She went to the next county to study because Zhennan Middle School was such a fucking disappointment. It was a completely rubbish high school."

"She went to a new high school and only brought an old-fashioned phone with her. So she can only text once a month."

"I know she was also very nervous when she first started living on campus, and she would cry the night before. But I would always find out after a month."

"You know, it feels like it's expired. It's not that she's expired, it's that I'm expired."

With that said, the English dictation is half done.

Li Hua hurriedly began to look for someone to copy words from, but Jiang Nian turned around and copied Zhang Ningzhi's words.

As he wrote, a picture formed in his mind.

During a sunny break in winter, the little girl that Huazi liked held her snow-white cheeks and turned her head to stare at the thick snow outside the classroom window in a daze amid the crowded crowd.

Originally, he wanted to make a little word joke to play a trick on Li Hua, such as the word pig might fly (impossible thing).

If you break it down, it's pig, might, and fly. Put it together and it means that unless the pig can fly, she won't like you.

However, Jiang Nian quickly dismissed the idea as it was too dangerous.

Judging from the excitement Li Hua had just expressed when he spoke, he probably still remembered his white moonlight. If I were to do something like this to him, I'm afraid he would tear me apart in a moment.

Five minutes later, the dictation was over.

After cheating, Li Hua came over, his face full of relief after having talked.

"Nian, what is the method of memorizing words you just mentioned?"

Jiang Nian thought about it and replied.

"Recite it several times."

"You die!" Li Hua instantly used the throat-locking technique!
Zhang Ningzhi had been eavesdropping since they started talking, never missing any gossip.

Even though Li Hua spoke in a low voice, she had an excellent sense of language. She managed to piece together the general meaning from just a few words.

She really wanted to know the ending of the story, but was too embarrassed to ask.

So she turned to look at Jiang Nian, who met her eyes and she blinked.

Jiang Nian understood and raised a finger.

It means a box of lemon tea.

Zhang Ningzhi curled her lips, took out a drink from the drawer and handed it to him.

"Give."

Jiang Nian smiled and turned to ask Li Hua.

"Are you still in touch?"

Li Hua was stunned, scratched his head and didn't answer.

Lin Dong had just finished dictation and glanced at his deskmate Sun Zhicheng.

"Ah Cheng, are you really wearing a hooded one?"

At this time, Sun Zhicheng was wearing a gray sweatshirt cap and his face was full of melancholy.