Just preparing for the college entrance examination, the divorce counterattack system came

Chapter 237 Brother, I'm out of breath
It turns out that people only laugh when they are extremely speechless.

In the barber shop.

Sun Zhicheng took a look at his rare shiny hair in the mirror and couldn't stop laughing wildly.

The apprentice looked at the trembling winter melon in front of him and felt a little puzzled.

"Handsome guy, don't move."

Sun Zhicheng wanted to stand up suddenly and curse at the barber shop.

He wanted to go berserk in an instant, smash this shabby shop, and make this black-hearted boss and stupid apprentice pay for his hair and dignity.

What do you think you are?

The guinea pig that pays voluntarily!

"Handsome man, stop moving. You've made another hole." The apprentice complained, "It's almost done. If you move, it'll be hard for me to operate."

Sun Zhicheng was on the verge of anger, and he glanced at his rare head.

endured.

"Will that remove all my hair?" He forced himself to regain his sanity and suppress the evil in his heart.

When the emperor was angry, the galaxy was shattered and the road was wiped out.

I wonder if a small barber shop can withstand my own anger!
"I don't recommend that, handsome guy." The apprentice said with a gentle smile, "With your hair shape, it won't look good if you flatten it completely."

Hearing this, Sun Zhicheng became a little unconfident again.

"Really?"

"Yes, just wait patiently for a while." The apprentice asked casually, "Handsome man, if you are not satisfied, please tell me."

Sun Zhicheng: “.”

He was not happy with his hairstyle at all, and he didn't want to talk, he just wanted to beat the apprentice's mother to death.

At this moment, Sun Zhicheng only hated himself for not being a member of society.

My hair has been cut like this, am I supposed to endure it?

He wanted to yell, but was afraid of causing trouble.

Maybe this is what an apprentice is like, and he finally got this opportunity.

Should I be kinder and more patient with others?

Ten minutes passed and the apprentice was still tracing the back of his head.

Sun Zhicheng: "Well, I'm almost late for evening self-study. Can you hurry up?"

"Okay, handsome, wait a moment." The apprentice was still trimming the edges, swaying left and right, "Almost done, almost finished."

At 6:05, Sun Zhicheng walked out of the barber shop.

He took out his cell phone, looked at himself in the mirror under the lights from both sides of the street, and was so ugly that he cried.

No tears fell, because men don't shed tears easily.

At this moment, he deeply understood a truth: Never be soft-hearted towards the barbershop apprentices, because if they can't learn the skills, they will be hanged.

In classrooms.

“Hahahahahaha!” Lin Dong held his stomach, laughing so hard that he couldn’t catch his breath, and kept coughing, “Cough cough cough!! Save me, I can’t die!”

"Puff!" Zhou Yuting just raised her head when she was struck by lightning.

She covered her mouth and turned to look at Yu Zhiyi who was writing on the table. She didn't dare to speak for fear of laughing.

"Humph."

Yu Zhiyi raised his head and glanced at Zhou Yuting with a puzzled look.

At her signal, he slowly looked at Sun Zhicheng. Suddenly, he was a tortoise, and he couldn't stand it anymore.

"Haha, it's rare to see a dog head."

Hearing this, Lin Dong had just recovered when Yu Zhiyi's words "rare dog head" attracted his attention.

He looked at Sun Zhicheng carefully for a while and found that he really had some rare charm, and he burst into laughter instantly.

Lin Dong sat back in his seat and couldn't hold it in, and started laughing again, so he held his stomach again and said, "Ouch, ouch!"
Because he laughed too hard, he rolled his eyes and half fainted.

The people nearby were watching the excitement, and suddenly they realized that Lin Dong was dying, so they shouted.

"Oh no, Lin Dong is dead!"

Auspicious words are here again.

It was just before evening self-study, and it gets dark early in November.

Most of the people in the classroom have already arrived, mostly gathered in groups of three or five, either sitting in their seats doing homework or chatting.

This explosive speech attracted the attention of the whole class.

"It's over. Lin Dong was laughed to death by Sun Zhicheng."

"Fuck, Xiaodao pulled his ass and opened his eyes."

"What should we do? Send him to the school hospital?"

"You must have become stupid from studying so much. Where is the school hospital here? Call 120!"

"Class teacher! Go find the class teacher. Where is the Discipline Inspection Commission?"

Cai Xiaoqing was also stunned. She had never seen such a situation before. She was so confused that she could only hold her phone and move forward.

How to do how to do?
Suddenly, the crowd was pushed aside.

Li Qingrong walked over, took a look, and said in a calm tone.

"This is respiratory alkalosis. Does anyone have a plastic bag?"

Cai Xiaoqing was a little slow to react, his head was buzzing. Before he could get panicked, Li Qingrong patted him on the shoulder.

"what?"

Li Qingrong's eyes were deep and she spoke calmly.

“Get a plastic bag.”

"Oh! Great!" Cai Xiaoqing suddenly felt like he had found his backbone. He stopped hesitating and shouted, "Does anyone have a bag?"

"I have it!" Luo Yong, the lonely island brother, took out a white plastic bag and said hesitantly, "It's just... It's stained with a little oil. Is it okay?"

Cai Xiaoqing looked at the squad leader, and Li Qingrong nodded.

"fine."

Li Qingrong took the bag and put it over Lin Dong's head, tying it a little tighter.

"Everyone spread out."

A group of people around were cleared out, leaving a circle.

Sun Zhicheng stood there stunned. When he came to his senses and saw that the squad leader was handling the situation, he breathed a sigh of relief.

It was awkward for a while, not knowing whether to stand or sit. Fortunately, Lin Dong's condition was mild, and he became stable after breathing a few rounds of carbon dioxide, and his fingers stopped twitching.

Seeing this, Li Qingrong said to those around him.

"Someone come and help him adjust a few more rounds."

Sun Zhicheng came to his senses immediately after hearing this. He stammered twice and was about to step forward.

As the saying goes, to untie a bell, you must tie the bell.

Since Dong Ge's illness was caused by me, I will end it. I will sever this cause and effect with my own hands.

Li Qingrong glanced at him and said.

"Go away and don't cause a relapse of the disease."

Crack! Sun Zhicheng's pupils shrank sharply. The Dao Heart that had just gathered was instantly shattered. Walk away~ Walk away~ A little bit~
He walked out of the crowd with a dejected look on his face, like a scholar who had failed the imperial examination.

It turns out that I am unlucky.

Li Qingrong didn't pay attention to Sun Zhicheng and was hesitating about who to ask for help.

Suddenly, a group of people came in from outside the classroom.

Jiang Nian, Li Hua, and Ma Guojun, three Fruity Robo Warriors, walked in, followed by brothers Yang Qiming and Huang Cailang.

The two groups met downstairs and simply went upstairs together.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I entered the door, I was struck by lightning and saw a group of people gathered there. The squad leader was putting a transparent plastic bag over Lin Dong's head, as if he was trying to murder him.

Yang Qiming was heartbroken, because those were his brothers.

"Brother Dong! How did you offend the squad leader? How stupid! Be a good person in your next life!"

Huang Cailang was stunned. The squad leader wanted to murder Dong Ge.

Should I lend a hand?
"It's over. I walked into the crime scene by mistake." Li Hua saluted in French military style and raised his hands above his head. "I join you. Don't kill me!"

"Idiot, he's the squad leader, how could he do such a thing!" Ma Guojun was speechless.

He didn't say anything else. There was no need for the squad leader to kill him, as Lin Dong climbed up onto the windowsill and made a standing long jump.

Jiang Nian laughed and pointed at them. He was already in the atmosphere and laughed and cursed them, calling them idiots.

"It's obvious that this is a cure. The squad leader has brought people back to health with his magic hands!"

He didn't understand the situation, but that didn't stop him from taking sides.

"Who said Lin Dong's body is old? This body is amazing! It's still moving, so healthy."

A few people asked around and were all stunned.

"Where is Sun Zhicheng?"

Li Hua stepped forward, quite puzzled.

"How funny can a haircut be? It's hilarious."

He turned around and saw Sun Zhicheng, a rare guy standing at the edge of the crowd, and burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, sorry, I take that back, I'm an idiot."

Yang Qiming was busy saving his brothers, so he stepped forward to take over the squad leader's job.

"Brother Dong, hold on."

Li Qingrong lowered her eyes and glanced at the plastic bag.

"You covered his face in oil."

"Oh, sorry, Brother Dong!" Yang Qiming suddenly let go of his hand and tried to wipe it off. He wiped it again through the plastic bag, "Uh, Brother Dong, I..."

Chen Yunyun took a look and couldn't help but shook her head sympathetically.

"Our team leader is almost suffocated by you."

Wang Yuhe stood on tiptoe and looked for a long time, then pulled Chen Yunyun's coat and said seriously.

"I can hold my breath for a minute and a half."

"Amazing." Jiang Nian came over and praised him, just as he wanted to, "I never thought that a little guy like you, who is only 1.6 meters tall, could hold it in for so long."

Wang Yuhe raised her head, looking very proud.

"of course."

Lin Dong was panting and couldn't breathe, brother.

The farce continued until the class started.

Lin Dong had completely recovered and was back to normal. However, there was some oil and salt on his face and hair, so he simply went back to the dormitory to take a shower.

Sun Zhicheng lowered his head and returned to his seat, too embarrassed to see anyone.

During the evening reading, I could hear the sound of air leaking from the classroom from time to time. I could also vaguely hear the strange laughter that was low or suppressed for a long time, "box box box" and "cluck cluck cluck".

I had evening self-study in a quiet classroom.

"Pfft! Hahaha, sorry, I just remembered something happy."

"Haha, my dad slapped me yesterday."

"Hahaha, damn, dogs are rare."

The whole class suddenly burst into laughter, and Sun Zhicheng felt very uncomfortable.

He wished he could fly back immediately and punch the boss and the apprentice.

If you don't know how to cut, cut your mother! Cut it!
When the whole class was laughing, Jiang Nian held his head with his hands and stared at Zhang Ningzhi. The girl wanted to laugh, after all, Sun Zhicheng's rare head was too weird.

But with him staring at her like that, Zhang Ningzhi wanted to laugh but didn't dare.

Her cheeks were puffed up like steamed buns, and she held it in, looking straight ahead.

"What are you doing?" Jiang Nianming asked deliberately, and said faintly, "Are you making fun of your classmates? No way, no way?"

Zhang Ningzhi rubbed her cheek and glared at him.

"I don't!"

Jiang Nianben had already given up when he heard footsteps at the classroom door.

It’s Lin Dong.

Lin Dong, who returned to the dormitory after taking a shower, was no longer the Lin Dong who laughed until he convulsed.

He walked into the classroom in a refreshing manner. He glanced at Sun Zhicheng and couldn't help laughing again.

"Hahaha!"

Since Lin Dong just fainted from laughing and was rescued, his second burst of laughter was very funny and the whole class burst into laughter.

Zhang Ningzhi couldn't help it and failed instantly.

The little girl chuckled, covered her mouth and laughed softly, her shoulders trembling.

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