Just preparing for the college entrance examination, the divorce counterattack system came

Chapter 212: A mouthful of braised pork will turn your intestines upside down. You will die if you eat it.
There were still three minutes before the afternoon school was over, and Lao Liu sent them back from the office.

"You two take care of yourselves!"

"If I catch you again next time, it won't be as simple as standing in the office as punishment."

Jiang Nian said in a serious manner, "Okay, goodbye, teacher."

Li Hua was so anxious that he felt like he had no desire to live.

Damn, do you have any shame?

You, a piece of shit, sat on the chair the whole time, watching your buddy standing and getting bitten. You didn't suffer at all, but your buddy took all the pain. Get out, get out!
Coming out of the office, Li Hua started grabbing people.

Holding Jiang Nian's collar, everyone blushed.

"You bastard, your father is the principal? Damn it, Old Liu is such a jerk, he directly used his life to protect you and gave me a beating."

"Tsk, you're getting impatient." Jiang Nian smiled and pushed his hand away.

Li Hua was indeed a little anxious.

Several women are surrounding Jiang Nian, but I am not angry. Anyway, it is not the first day of my life, and I have long been desperate about this silly world that only cares about appearance.

Facts have proven that boys with average looks and charisma can only attract fake Nantongs.

She spent the whole day in class reviewing the Heimlich maneuver, with her thick breasts moving back and forth.

All the big-breasted beauties that were brought in were sucked away by the handsome ones.

but!

Li Hua didn't understand why Old Liu was still hanging around Jiang Nian.

Was Jiang Nian the one who was caught murdering someone?
As soon as the two stepped into the classroom, school was over.

Jiang Nian was not in a hurry to grab food. He planned to eat in the dormitory cafeteria in the afternoon.

Firstly, he likes to treat everyone equally. Sao Canteen, do you like brother's meal card? Huh? Speak up, do you like brother's big meal card?

Secondly, there are few people in the dormitory cafeteria in the afternoon, and the quality of the food is also poor.

The only downside is that it's too far away.

Jiang Nian has plenty of time now, so he can occasionally stroll over in the afternoon to have a meal and then come back.

As for wasting study time, it is not the case at all. After the results are close to Li Hua's line, if you want to achieve a qualitative change through quantitative change, unless there are 48 hours in a day, there is little point in studying harder.

Moreover, Qingbao has already planned a learning advancement path for him, and the era of working hard to produce a top student is over.

Now comes the technique, gently pluck, twist, wipe and pick.

As for the effect, it will be tested by the joint examination of six cities at the end of the month.

People in the classroom were walking out, and Jiang Nian was walking in against the flow of people.

He wanted to drink some water before eating. He had just been dragged out of the afternoon self-study class by Lao Liu. He drank two sips of hot tea in the office, and the more he drank, the thirstier he became.

Before he could return to his seat, he was pulled back.

When she turned around and found it was Chen Yunyun, she smiled first, and then asked in a calm and generous manner.

"Where are you going to eat this afternoon?"

"Dormitory cafeteria, what's going on?"

"Then we can go together. It's convenient for us." Chen Yunyun curled her eyes. "Yuhe and I are going back to the dormitory to get some water. How about it, just like before?"

Jiang Nian thought it was a good idea. It would be more interesting to have a meal with Chen Yunyun and Wang Yuhe than to eat alone. Maybe he could even win a few pieces of meat from the elementary school students before eating.

Kill three birds with one stone, it’s a win.

"Okay, wait till I have a drink of water."

"Okay." Chen Yunyun responded crisply, "Then we'll go out first and wait for you in the corridor outside."

"Ah."

Jiang Nian returned to his seat and found that Zhang Ningzhi had not left. He could not help but gulp down the water and let out a satisfied sigh.

"Aren't you going to eat after school?"

Zhang Ningzhi glanced at him and said softly.

"You're in a hurry to eat. I'm sorry to bother you."

Jiang Nian was stunned, "What?"

"Nothing, go eat." Zhang Ningzhi was lying on the table doing homework, and said sullenly, "I'll write for a while and go eat later."

She wasn't actually unhappy, she just felt a little jealous. She had been in this class for a month and a half, but the number of friends she made was not even a fraction of Jiang Nian's.

Well known.

In high school, the relationships in the class are distributed in groups, and basically everyone plays in a small group. There are a few people with good relationships, who can pick up a handful of melon seeds and wander around.

The Osai class is no exception.

It cannot be said that there is a gap between the small groups, but they certainly cannot play together. At most, they chat a few words and occasionally socialize.

After Jiang Nian arrived, the situation was completely different.

No matter which small group it is, everyone has a good relationship with him. He is very inclusive and can even become a bridge between small groups.

She asked Yao Beibei.

Jiang Nian was the only person who had accomplished this, and he didn’t even push for it deliberately.

Quite unreasonable.

Generally speaking, the more friends a person has, the fewer good friends he will have. But Jiang Nian not only lost friends, but also seemed to assimilate everyone easily.

In fact, Jiang Nian didn't go out of his way to make friends, nor did he spend too much time on friends. He was always honest, helping when needed, and not caring too much about temporary gains and losses.

Because he has too many friends, he is a socialite above all other socialites.

Zhang Ningzhi watched Jiang Nian and Chen Yunyun playing, chatting, or having dinner together. She always felt a little jealous, like she was watching a cat stealing fish.

Seeing this, Jiang Nian smiled.

He leaned down to see if Zhang Ningzhi was doing her homework. But just as he was about to launch a sneak attack, Zhang Ningzhi turned her head towards the wall and refused to use the sword.

Jiang Nian sighed and felt a little regretful.

"By the way, do you want me to bring you a piece of chocolate with liquor filling later?"

Zhang Ningzhi remained lying on the table, hesitating for a while. His voice was a little muffled, and his tone of response was a little angry.

"No."

"Forget it. If you don't want to eat it, I'll give it to Li Hua." Jiang Nian made a gesture to get up.

Suddenly, Zhang Ningzhi climbed up from the table and turned around with a sharp look in his eyes.

"Then I'll take it. It would be a waste to give it to the team leader."

"Hahaha, Li Hua will scream again when he hears this." Jiang Nian laughed, "Well, if I don't give it to Li Hua, it would be a waste of food if I give it to him."

"Okay." Zhang Ningzhi's eyes curved like purple grapes.

The smile on Jiang Nian's face had not yet faded, and he was about to say something.

Suddenly, there was a buzzing sound in my mind.

A translucent task panel popped up, showing that the task had been completed.

He was stunned.

Just turning her head to look at Zhang Ningzhi, her emotions were so cautious that she didn't even realize that she had completed a roller coaster-like oscillation.

"What's wrong?" Zhang Ningzhi asked curiously.

"Oh, it's okay." Jiang Nian smiled, "I was thinking about asking if there are any chocolates with durian fillings. Don't you like durian?"

"Is there such a thing?" Zhang Ningzhi asked curiously.

"Look for it, but forget it if you can't find it."

"Okay."

Dormitory area, outside the water room.

Jiang Nian watched Chen Yunyun and Wang Yuhe carry the thermos to fetch water, then leisurely took out his cell phone and glanced at the text message, which indicated that 50,000 yuan had arrived in his account.

The good thing about money is that it can buy everything except the things that cannot be bought.

For example, if I give my mother 2,000 yuan for a bag, it doesn't mean that she can only afford a bag worth 2,000 yuan. It means that 2,000 yuan is more cost-effective, and she may buy LV tomorrow. What can a bag worth 2,000 yuan bring?

Everything except the loss of two thousand yuan can be brought in. To put it bluntly, it is a light luxury, at least it can earn some face in the small circle where she works.

The bag is not that expensive, and it doesn't show off one's wealth.

Jiang Nian still remembers that when he was sick as a child, his mother would hold his face and kiss him. Then she would take him to buy delicious food, and then his illness would be cured inexplicably.

At that time, he said that when he grew up, he would treat his mother to a meal of delicious food on the street.

Thinking about it now, it still seems a bit childish.

After all, people have grown up and can no longer show the same intimate gestures as when they were young. There is no need to organize some awkward programs to break the current situation where people hate dogs.

He casually browsed the shopping app and bought a few storage gadgets he needed for his room.

As for why I don't buy them for my parents, it's because I know what I'm doing. If they do something awkward, like buy bags or bracelets, I'll just lick their ass.

My mother would only reasonably suspect that he had gotten a female classmate at school pregnant.

The matter can't be covered up anymore, so out of guilt, I'll be sensible and try to gain some favor.

There's no need anyway.

After a while, Chen Yunyun and Wang Yuhe came out. They placed the thermos bottles along the wall, with the two women's thermos bottles close together.

"Let's go."

"Okay, let's go to the private room upstairs." Jiang Nian swallowed his words halfway through, coughed, and smiled awkwardly, "It's not a nice word, I just said it easily."

Chen Yunyun was already used to it and didn't react much.

"Maybe there aren't many people here, so I wonder what dishes they're cooking today."

"As long as it's not a radish meeting, I'm not too picky." Jiang Nian said indifferently, spreading his hands, "Anyway, I choose chicken leg rice, what about you?"

"Maybe celery, or tofu. I wonder if they have that." Chen Yunyun hesitated for a moment.

"I want to eat braised pork." said Wang Yuhe.

Jiang Nian paused and looked at her.

"Who asked you?"

"You!!" Wang Yuhe was instantly furious. With a limited vocabulary, she couldn't argue with him. Tears welled up in her eyes. "Can't I just ask myself?"

"Yuhe, don't worry about him." Chen Yunyun comforted her, and glanced at Jiang Nian with resentment, "You too, don't always bully her."

Jiang Nian laughed and didn't take it seriously.

What's wrong with bullying primary school students? Is there a problem? No problem.

The three of them went up to the second floor, and there were only three or four people queuing at the food window. Taking advantage of the gap in the queue, Jiang Nian took a look and saw that the dishes the three people mentioned were all available.

The cafeteria near the dormitory is stable and has a good reputation.

Jiang Nian ordered chicken drumstick rice, but he was a little craving for braised pork. Turning his head, he saw a spoonful of rice in the stainless steel dinner plate of the elementary school student. The auntie probably likes stupid things.

It might also be because there were not many people around in the afternoon, so anyway, he gave Wang Yuhe a big spoonful of braised pork.

Jiang Nian couldn't take his eyes off the braised pork filled with broth. If he took a bite of it with rice, his intestines would turn upside down and he would die on the spot.

Damn it, I must find a way to have a bite.

"What's wrong with you?" Chen Yunyun asked curiously when she saw him in a daze.

"Nothing, nothing." Although Jiang Nian wanted to eat, he did not lose his composure. He glanced at Chen Yunyun's plate and asked, "Why are you eating such a vegetarian meal?"

"Are you short of money? Use my card."

"No, no, that's not it." Chen Yunyun was a little embarrassed, pursed her lips and looked away, "I feel like I've gained a little weight recently, and I want to lose weight."

"You're not fat. How have you gained weight? Let me see." Jiang Nian stayed at the window where he took the chopsticks. He circled around Chen Yunyun, looking up and down and left and right.

Chen Yunyun covered her face, feeling extremely embarrassed.

"Don't look at it, I've gained weight anyway, let's go, let's eat."

Jiang Nian expressed some regret about this.

Being perfunctory will eventually lead to a lack of feelings.

I sell electronic scales. You can tell where you are fat by just touching it.

After taking a seat.

Jiang Nian sat face to face with the two women. Wang Yuhe looked at the braised pork and swallowed her saliva. Chen Yunyun looked at Jiang Nian, and Jiang Nian looked sideways at Wang Yuhe's braised pork.

"Ahem, Wang Yuhe, how about making a bet?"

"Hmm?" She was just about to eat, and couldn't help but look up when she heard this, "What bet?"

Jiang Nian picked up a fallen disposable chopstick from the dining table at the back.

He pointed to the black trash can across half of the cafeteria and spoke.

"Do you believe me, I can throw this chopstick into that trash can?"

Wang Yuhe glanced at the chopsticks in Jiang Nian's hand, then glanced at the trash can ten meters away. After doing some calculations in her mind, she shook her head.

"Do not believe."

"Well, if I sit down and throw this chopstick into the trash can now," Jiang Nian smiled, and then his true intentions were exposed. "Then this plate of braised pork will be mine. How about that?"

Wang Yuhe frowned, reluctant to give up the braised pork, but also didn't believe Jiang Nian could throw it in.

"What if you lost?"

Jiang Nian smiled slightly and said seductively.

"Nothing to say, chicken leg is for you."

Chen Yunyun instinctively felt something was wrong and tried to persuade him.

"Stop making trouble."

Wang Yuhe stared at the chicken leg on Jiang Nian's plate, hesitated for a moment, and nodded.

"A word is settled!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Jiang Nian swung his arm.

The disposable bamboo chopsticks spun in the air, forming a parabola, and were successfully thrown into the black trash can.

At this moment, the whole room was silent.

Wang Yuhe's face froze at first, then quickly fell.

Because she found that Jiang Nian, the shameless man, had already picked up his braised pork with chopsticks before the chopsticks he threw had even hit the ground.

"You!!! You cheated!"

"Hey, you can't afford to play, right?" Jiang Nian had already picked up a piece of braised pork.

"Wuwuwu, I beg you to stop eating." Wang Yuhe suddenly broke down in tears.

Jiang Nian ate even more happily. This is the correct way to use micro skills.

The less ability you have, the less responsibility you have.

Chen Yunyun covered her face, not daring to look at the passers-by, and took the initiative to speak.

"Don't bully her. I'll share the food with you."

Jiang Nian looked up and exclaimed.

“I’m not a vegetarian.”

In fact, Jiang Nian was just trying to scare Wang Yuhe. He ate two or three pieces of braised pork and then stopped. He didn't take the whole portion away from her, but left half for her.

I also gave her some chicken legs, which made the elementary school student burst into laughter.

Chen Yunyun was so embarrassed after eating the meal that she could only comfort herself silently in her heart that this was her own choice, and she couldn't blame anyone else.

evening.

When I returned to the classroom, Zhang Ningzhi was not there.

Jiang Nian took out the three chocolates from her pocket and placed them on her desk. Then she sat down, drank a sip of water, and opened the task panel.

Lying quietly inside is a diamond-shaped crystal-like memory fragment (a virtual prop).

(End of this chapter)