Just preparing for the college entrance examination, the divorce counterattack system came

Chapter 208 You are not my brother, you are a singer
Three classes passed in the afternoon, and then there was a short self-study session.

Jiang Nian couldn't help but ask.

"Byd, where is Zeng's friend?"

"He asked for leave, saying he had acute gastroenteritis caused by the change of seasons." Li Hua said, "But he was still lively in the morning. He probably just didn't want to go to class."

Jiang Nian was stunned and said with great sorrow.

"Skipping classes in the third year of high school is no different than a dog missing one bike ride."

Zhang Ningzhi, who had been bored for the whole afternoon, was attracted and couldn't help asking.

“What happens if a dog misses a bike ride?”

Jiang Nian chuckled and said without thinking.

"Then you have to ask Li Hua."

"Akashi Akashi Akashi!" Li Hua made a sharp explosion sound. He felt as if he was going to die in the next second after hearing this malicious comment. "You are so vicious!"

But his mischief was soon interrupted by the Discipline Inspection Commission, and he immediately behaved himself.

There were about a few minutes left before school was over. Yu Zhiyi, who was on duty for the afternoon self-study class, stood up at the podium, packed up his things and prepared to return to his seat.

Li Hua pretended to move his neck and glanced at Yu Zhiyi furtively.

When he turned his head back, he was caught by Jiang Nian on the spot. He was stunned.

Jiang Nian smiled and showed his cell phone camera from the sleeve of his long-sleeved jacket.

Li Hua will never laugh again. No, buddy, you are the big guy!

Is surveillance the only thing left between people?
"No, Brother Jiuyao Nian, can you delete it?" Li Hua was convinced. What kind of surveillance dragon is this? "Don't catch me and bully me, okay?"

Jiang Nian smiled without saying anything and slowly put away his phone.

“It’s not on.”

"What the hell!"

"You were kidding. It's open."

"Brother, what do you want to eat this afternoon?" Li Hua said slickly, "I recommend the chicken drumstick rice in the cafeteria. It has four dishes and one soup, and the taste is diverse and nutritious."

"Hey, why are you so polite?" Jiang Nian declined.

Li Hua put on a smile and said righteously.

"I just love spending money on my brothers."

Hearing this, Ma Guojun came over, trying hard to force a smile on his fat face.

"Hey, I want to eat too."

Li Hua turned around and said, "You are not my brother, you are a singer."

Zeng You woke up and found that it was dark outside the window.

Dashing! Dashing!
"Students, it's time for class. Please return to the classroom and prepare for class."

He straightened up from the bed, still a little dazed.

It took me a while to remember that I had asked for leave. I started sleeping in the afternoon and slept until the evening.

Gurgle, he is hungry.

He touched his stomach and it was flat.

After returning from the parent-teacher meeting in the morning, I was so engrossed in reading a novel that I read until three in the afternoon.

I wanted to go downstairs to buy something, but I was too sleepy and fell asleep.

I haven't eaten for a day and my hands and feet feel weak.

He looked at the time. It was a little after seven o'clock, and it was already the second evening study session. He hoped that the first floor of the dormitory was not locked, but it was likely that he could not get out.

Thinking of this, Zeng You groped his way down the stairs.

The first floor door was locked, and he walked upstairs with a frustrated look on his face. When he reached the third floor, he suddenly stopped because there was movement in the dormitory opposite the corridor.

He listened carefully for a while and heard a faint and lingering sound.

Zeng You was shocked, this is a men’s dormitory!
It's even more frightening.

He swallowed his saliva. When people are afraid, they will burst out courage. He took a deep breath and looked through the cat's eye quietly.

Most dormitory doors in Building 5 have a fan-shaped peephole, but the peephole is usually blocked with torn textbooks or free CDs.

This dormitory may seem uncongested, but it is actually already on the line.

Who the hell is clapping?

Zeng You looked through the cat's eye and saw that his eyes went dark first. The cones stopped working and the rods started working. The light went dark for a total of three seconds.

During those three seconds, he could only hear the panting sounds in the dormitory and the sound of his own heart beating violently, which seemed particularly noisy in this dark environment.

Finally, he saw clearly a vague outline in the darkness.

Damn, they are a couple.

I vaguely heard a female voice, "Brother, guess what I am doing?"

In the brightly lit classroom.

Lin Dong stared at the new message that popped up and couldn't help but touch his chin.

“It’s actually voice.”

Clicking on the voice to text conversion button, Lin Dong didn't understand what it meant. He thought that this woman was probably sick, she didn't say anything, so who knew what she was doing.

However, out of revenge, he continued to lay the hook and replied.

"Didn't hear that clearly."

Sure enough, a second, longer voice message popped up.

It was the second evening self-study period and the classroom was quiet with only the occasional coughing sound.

He wanted to listen, but he didn't have any headphones, so he turned around and asked.

"Ah Cheng, do you have headphones?"

Sun Zhicheng had been in a daze for the entire afternoon, his mind was in a mess.

The person who blocked my hat this morning was Chen Yunyun's father, and he blocked it three times in a row. What he blocked was not a hat, but his marriage line, which was not long to begin with.

Hearing Lin Dong's voice, he slowly came back to his senses.

"what?"

"Headphones, smecta."

"I didn't bring Smita."

"You are such a waste." Lin Dong was convinced.

He asked everyone in the group one by one, but Chen Yunyun and Wang Yuhe didn't bring any either. Turning around, he happened to meet the eyes of his former brother Yang Qiming.

The other party acted as if nothing had happened and put on his headphones.

Lin Dong didn't want to borrow from him, so he pretended not to see it and decided to take a gamble.

As long as you adjust the volume to the first level and cover your ears tightly with your hands, no sound will leak out.

Buzz, a message popped up in the dormitory group.

It’s that bastard Zeng You.

Lin Dong's finger was almost touching the voice bar, and he decided to wait and see Zeng You's message.

QQ starts!

An unexpected, high-pitched cry rang out in the classroom where you could hear a pin drop.

At that moment, Lin Dong wanted to die, no kidding.

"What's that sound?" Li Hua, the vanguard, stood up and looked around the classroom. "Fuck, did someone just shout?"

Jiang Nian stopped writing and looked up, "Something is burning."

The class let out an "oh" and started to boo like a tidal wave. Then they looked at Lin Dong's group and burst into laughter.

"My family owns a supermarket. This is called sweeping. You will go to hell if you hear this."

"One more time, bro."

"If you hear the sounds of nature and your ears are temporarily clear, from now on, you will be like a fish entering the sea and a bird flying into the sky, and you will never be bound again."

"Haha, what kind of bird bond is this?"

The class suddenly became noisy and Cai Xiaoqing from the Discipline Inspection Commission had to take action.

Zhang Ningzhi was a little curious and poked Jiang Nian.

"What was that sound just now?"

"Nothing, just a trick on the documents." Jiang Nian didn't want to pollute Zhizhi's ears, so he found an excuse to fool her, "Don't worry about it, just continue doing your homework."

Zhang Ningzhi was confused and nodded.

"Oh."

"Fuck, damn, I'm scared to death." Zeng You leaned on the stairs and sent a message to the dormitory group, "Someone is double-teaming in the dormitory, and they're shouting really loudly."

"Just now I looked inside and they smiled at me. Damn, so scary. The man even told me not to leave and that he would come out and beat me up after he was done."

"Brothers, I'm scared to death, someone come and save me!" After a while, someone in the dormitory group replied.

Lin Dong: "I'm already dead."

The expectation is the same every year: "The dormitory building, right? Wait, buddy, I'll get someone over here."

Zeng You was overjoyed and typed with trembling hands.

"it is good."

After a few seconds, I felt something was wrong again.

"No, Jiang Nian, how did you get into our dormitory group?"

Nian Nian hopes to be similar: "Because I am the emperor, after many days, the great Nian Emperor has returned to his faithful dormitory 514. Do you have any questions?"

Zeng You: “.”

"Don't question, just believe it first." Jiang Nian sent another message, "Don't panic, our team members are here to reinforce us."

Zeng You was really hungry and chose to trust his team members.

"Brother, bring me something to eat."

Jiang Nian: "Okay."

In the classroom, Cai Xiaoqing from the Discipline Inspection Commission looked at the empty Group 6 and fell into deep thought.

"You mean, you all need to go to the bathroom?"

Jiang Nian nodded, "I drank too much water."

Wu Jun said, "I can't hold it anymore."

Li Hua: "Prime Minister Cai, I'm almost pinching my flesh."

Cai Xiaoqing: “.”

Being the Discipline Inspection Commission in this class sometimes feels helpless.

"alright."

Jiang Nian and his friends rushed out of the classroom and headed to the dormitory without stopping. Lin Dong followed, but the smile on his face was a little forced.

Li Hua saw Lin Dong's sadness and patted him on the shoulder.

"It's okay. It will all pass."

"Really?" Lin Dong was a little touched.

Li Hua laughed out loud, "It's fake, because I mentioned this incident repeatedly in the next six months or so."

Lin Dong's face darkened and he took the lead and walked forward.

"Hua, don't be so wicked." Jiang Nian brought some food out from the canteen for Zeng You who was almost starving to death. "Why did Jun Ge come to join in the fun?"

Wu Jun Gu was following at the end of the team and exclaimed when he heard this.

"We're in the same dormitory. Come over and take a look."

"Then let's go, explosive news, don't let them get away." Jiang Nian sighed again, "It's a pity that Ma Guojun refused to come, and there is no one blocking the corridor."

"Stop talking nonsense and just catch them in the act." Li Hua said.

Wu Jun interrupted, "You don't even know him, why are you catching him cheating?"

"Lin Dong knows her. He even added the girl's QQ number." Jiang Nian laughed loudly and said as he looked at the dormitory door getting closer and closer, "It's all pure love. There's no adultery."

Li Hua thought about what happened in the afternoon and suddenly felt guilty.

Although they have broken up, it's not nice to tell others about it. It's all BYD's Jiang Nian's fault. I don't know whether he filmed it or not. He will keep it a secret for the rest of my life.

Hearing this, Lin Dong was speechless.

So it's not you who was kicked into the green belt, and it's not you who was forced to play. You bastard, it's easy for you to talk without any pain in your waist.

Damn, today is really unlucky.

“Uncle, our classmate is locked in the dormitory, let’s take him back to class.”

Downstairs, after much urging, the dormitory manager opened the door with the key.

"Which dormitory are you from?"

The three of them said in unison, "301."

“Does it take so many people to unlock the door?” The dormitory manager was skeptical.

"The key has fallen off. Let's try to open it with another key." Jiang Nian said calmly, "If that doesn't work, we have to pick the lock. There is strength in numbers."

Upon hearing this, the dormitory manager had no choice but to open the door.

"Go ahead, don't linger."

"Thank you uncle."

Several people thanked each other one by one and ran upstairs like flying, making the stairs creak.

The dormitory manager listened for a while on the first floor, and soon there was a violent knock on the door, mixed with voices like "Open the door!" and "Why is it locked?"

"A bunch of bastards."

third floor.

Zeng You bit his sandwich bread and devoured it while pointing at the door.

"There's definitely someone inside!"

"So cool, you're picking on us in Class 4!" Lin Dong was furious. He had never been so disgusted before. "Call the grade leader!"

"Are you still crazy?" Li Hua kicked the dormitory door and commanded, "Call, call immediately, I like to see this kind of arrogant person get expelled."

The grade leader Ji Mingzhen was selected to come, and he brought the head teacher of dormitory 301 with him.

On the second floor of the cafeteria, a window faces the corridor of dormitory building 5.

Jiang Nian, Lin Dong, Li Hua, Wu Jun Gu, and Zeng You stood there, craning their necks to see what was happening in the dormitory building opposite.

Lin Dong suddenly realized.

"Brother Nian, damn, you are such a bad guy, why did you buy a lock?"

"It's locked, so people can't get out." Li Hua shook his head. "Damn it, this guy is really black from head to toe."

"Don't be so mean. You let someone escape. Aren't you afraid of revenge from the mad dog?" Jiang Nian took a look and said, "Go back. We have arrested everyone."

Several people agreed and walked along the dim campus road towards the teaching building.

"Do you think they will be fired?"

"It's hard to say. It's possible that he will just be placed on probation."

"What if that person finds out that it was us who reported it?"

"Will you die if you say something auspicious, kid?"

"Don't panic, start it first..."

"What else can I do? Just fuck him."

Several people talked to each other, but they had no clue, but they were still excited. It was as if they had done something earth-shattering, but in the end, only loneliness was left.

After school, self-study in the evening.

The senior building was bustling with noise, filled with students going home and returning to their dormitories.

Jiang Nian and Xu Qianqian walked side by side on the stairs, surrounded by noisy voices.

Occasionally, people would talk about some gossip, and the word "men's dormitory" would be mentioned particularly frequently.

After going downstairs, Xu Qianqian was freed from the crowd and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Jiang Nian, do you want to hear gossip?" She turned around with her schoolbag on her back and said seriously, "If you treat me to fish balls, I'll tell you, how about that?"

"Gossip about the men's dormitory?" Jiang Nian looked a little strange, wondering how could this stuff spread so quickly?

"How do you know?" Xu Qianqian was stunned.

"It's boring. I'm a good student. How can I have time to pay attention to these things?" Jiang Nian said disdainfully, "Don't test me. Do you think I would be interested?"

Xu Qianqian was stunned. What was going on?

However, she still ate the fish balls as she wished, and was extremely satisfied after eating one bite at a time, but she soon started to feel anxious again.

"Jiang Nian, do you think I'll get fat if I eat so much?"

"You're so stupid! Can't you imagine fish balls as cucumbers?" Jiang Nian suggested kindly. Besides, Xu Qianqian was growing flesh in the right place.

"Isn't that just deceiving yourself?" Xu Qianqian felt something was wrong.

"Yes, it's a cheat meal." Jiang Nian swore, "Can you see the calorie count written on the fish balls?"

Xu Qianqian took a look and shook her head.

"Nothing at all."

Jiang Nian swallowed a mouthful of fish ball and said, "My sister said it is zero calories, so you can eat it without worry."

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