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Chapter 201: Yuyu, hurry up and go to the Don’t Laugh Challenge
Hearing this, the class burst into laughter again.

"Teacher, it's not a chicken, it's Yang Qiming."

"Hahaha, shit, the Lord of the Mao Ri Star has come down to earth. My brother Yang is really alive."

"Ah, I'm so wet after listening to this. I really want to get married."

"You bastard, I just like you. Well, here comes the problem. Brother Yang will fly while crowing."

"Shut the fuck up! The English teacher is here!"

Qianbao was confused, listening to the class talking at once. She probably understood what was going on, but she still couldn't believe it.

"Yang Qiming, stand up."

The latter stood up reluctantly, regretting a little that he had imitated the crowing of a rooster.

"Teacher, I was wrong."

"I didn't say you were wrong, I'm just curious about how you scream." Qianbao looked like someone who was having fun, "Well, learn it again for me to hear."

Hearing this, the class burst into laughter again.

Yang Qiming couldn't help feeling a little embarrassed and scratched his head.

When the class saw this, they immediately started to make a fuss.

"Brother Yang, we in Class 3 have never been cowards before, so please don't lose face!"

"That's right, brother, don't spoil the fun, come and have one."

"Isn't it just learning to crow like a rooster? How difficult is that?" Li Hua added fuel to the fire. "Don't be a grown man and act like a woman. Come on."

Jiang Nian turned around, pointed his finger, and arrested him on the spot.

"Hey, hey! What's wrong with you, woman? You have a typical Chinese man's mindset, you're on Xiaohongshu."

Li Hua became anxious and pointed back.

"Fuck, don't take it out of context."

"Here comes the problem. Don't take something out of context when it comes from an article." Jiang Nian pointed at him and said, "Aren't you also taking something out of context when you said this?"

"Akashi Akashi Akashi!"

Zhang Ningzhi leaned her hands on the table, listening to the childish argument between Jiang Nian and Li Hua, and couldn't help but sigh softly while holding her face.

Boys are really too childish.

He either imitates the crowing of a rooster or loves to make a fuss, just like a monkey.

Thinking of this, she glanced at someone secretly and couldn't help but speak.

"Jiang Nian, do you know there will be a parents' meeting tomorrow?"

"I know, what's wrong?" Jiang Nian looked puzzled, thinking that Zhizhi baby really thought he was mentally retarded. "It was 9:30 in the morning. I remember it very clearly."

Zhang Ningzhi nodded and continued.

"Yeah, I just don't know which group's turn it is to clean up. So, do you have any idea?"

Hearing this, Jiang Nian's smile disappeared.

He frowned and turned to look at Zhang Ningzhi solemnly. After hesitating for a long time, he asked tentatively.

"Let's exclude our group first, right?"

Zhang Ningzhi shook her head, her pink lips moist and slightly opening and closing.

"You guessed wrong."

Jiang Nian's face changed and he couldn't help but collapse with his head in his hands.

"Fuck, Maru!"

Yang Qiming imitated the crowing of a rooster again, and this time it was even more realistic. Everyone was impressed by his ventriloquism. Qianbao was stunned and then led the applause.

Wow, Yang Qiming stood alone in the ocean of applause.

Even though I had just experienced the pain of betrayal, I was still moved by this little bit of friendship between classmates. Even though I was a thief, I could still gain a sense of accomplishment from it.

At that moment, he understood.

Actually, I can also imitate the barking of a dog. I learned it from an old man in the same village. No matter whether it is easy or not, it is easier to imitate the barking of a dog than the crowing of a chicken.

No one would think that I am trying to perform, haha, only idiots would bark like a dog.

Yang Qiming restrained his desire to perform and sat down amid the applause. His expression was calm and his manners were elegant, showing a heroic spirit of leaving the apartment after the work is done and hiding his achievements and fame.

"Brother, you are awesome." Huang Cailang leaned forward and praised cousin Qiming through Zhou Yuting, saying sincerely, "I want to go back to the circle and squat after hearing this."

"Haha, that's an exaggeration." Yang Qiming waved his hands and said modestly, "It's just a little talent, not worth mentioning."

Zhou Yuting is about to vomit. What a weird person is around her!
Instead of learning to crow like a rooster, why not learn to bark like a dog?

Since I was promoted to the next grade, I haven't had a single peaceful day. Every day is in chaos.

Can there be some normal people? Are there no normal boys in this class?
"I want Yu Yu."

Jiang Nian lay on the table, feeling hopeless about his life.

"I can't sleep in tomorrow. The sky is falling. I kind of want to go online and record my jade process, and then fast forward to the don't laugh challenge."

Hearing this, Li Hua gave a thumbs up.

"Then you will be the next top 100 uploader, congratulations."

Zhang Ningzhi was confused, she had only heard of the "Don't Laugh Challenge". There are many such videos on the Internet, and they are quite interesting to watch, but she has no idea what they are talking about.

She felt that her train of thought was a little out of sync with Jiang Nian's, and she couldn't help feeling depressed.

Humph, don’t take yourself to play.

Although Li Hua couldn't accept it, he was the team leader. Wu Jungu and Huang Fang accepted the news calmly. They were both emotionally stable brothers and sisters.

Zeng You couldn't stand it anymore. He had planned to stay up late to read novels.

"Can I not come tomorrow?"

"Sure, find someone to take your place." Li Hua was also quite open-minded. "There shouldn't be anything to do tomorrow. Just clean up after the parents' meeting."

"Forget it, alas." Zeng You gave up.

It's not that he has no friends, it's just that he has a hard time getting a day off where he can sleep in naturally. No one would swap shifts with him unless they have a life-or-death friendship.

Jiang Nian wanted to say something, but was suddenly pulled by Zhang Ningzhi. "What's wrong?"

"You! You are not allowed to change!" Zhizhi frowned with a serious expression.

"Why?" Jiang Nian was sweating profusely, thinking that he must be against me. "Lin Dong's father seems to be attending the parents' meeting. I wonder if he..."

"No!" Zhang Ningzhi interrupted him.

"You're being a bit overbearing. Don't you guys hate to see me sleep in?" Jiang Nian was speechless. "I'm just a kid."

Li Hua: "Bah, shameless."

Zeng You: "Vile."

"Trying to sneak away." Zhang Ningzhi was angry.

Huang Fang: "There's a traitor in the group."

Wu Jungu, the only honest child, ignored the interruption and asked about the main business.

"What time are you coming tomorrow?"

"Nine o'clock, no need to come too early." Li Hua explained, "There is no need to clean up in the morning, we just need to mop the floor and wipe the blackboard, and the rest is reception."

All members of the sixth group accepted their fate of being maids, and each had their own thoughts.

After the first evening self-study class.

Lin Dong left his seat and prepared to go to the cafeteria to buy food.

He made a lot of money yesterday, and the afterglow was enough to keep him rich for the whole semester. Even if he didn't ask his parents for pocket money, he could still make it to the New Year.

Being in a very good mood, he planned to invite two or three good friends to go with him.

"Ah Cheng, do you want to go to the cafeteria?"

Sun Zhicheng refused because he had something on his mind.

Your own failure is a pity, but your enemy's success is even more devastating.

Yang Qiming's ventriloquism skills deeply shocked him, and he even felt a little sad.

I have been pursuing Chen Yunyun for a month or two and have lost myself a little. I used to have elegant tastes and my every move showed my style.

Now I am just living a simple life and have given up on improving myself.

He couldn't help but ask, is this really the right thing to do?
Sun Zhicheng thought about it and decided to make a change. He picked up the transformation plan that he had failed on Monday and thought that the first step to improving his charm was to find himself again.

Then it is reading. If one does not read Guiguzi, it means that this person has average social experience. He cannot understand the essence of social relations and does not have a big picture. His future level will be just like that, and he can only live a relatively failed life.

Damn, he kind of wants to be Guiguzi’s dog.

Ah, my brain is itching. Could it be that wisdom is about to start?

Yang Qiming glanced at him and clicked his tongue.

"ill."

Sun Zhicheng stopped his crazy fantasy, turned to look at Yang Qiming, and said calmly.

"I'm sick, do you have a girlfriend?"

"What kind of crappy online name is that? You're kicking a crippled guy's legs." Jiang Nian complained, and headed straight for the cafeteria with Lin Dong and Hu Nianzhong around him.

He didn't want to go at first, but Lin Dong threatened to pay for the midnight snack.

There is no reason not to eat a free midnight snack.

"It's a small account, just for fun." Lin Dong chuckled, "I met a woman on Xiaohongshu before, and we had an argument for more than a hundred floors."

"The woman's online name at the time was quite flirty, something like 43 degrees Crazy Mei Yang Yang. I couldn't win the argument with her, so I changed it to this to add a little more momentum."

They chatted and laughed, and went into the cafeteria to buy some meat patties. Lin Dong went to the canteen and got three bottles of iced black tea, and unscrewed the caps for each of them.

The bell for the second evening self-study session rang, but the three of them remained in the cafeteria unmoved.

"Brother Dong, is that platform unusable?" Hu Nianzhong asked in a muffled voice, "I saw some people making money today, and nothing seemed to have happened."

Lin Dong didn't answer and spoke vaguely.

"You can ask Brother Nian."

Jiang Nian glanced at him and said, "If something goes wrong, everything will be over."

Hearing this, Hu Nianzhong nodded.

"I understand, bro."

In fact, Jiang Nian didn't want to say anything more, he didn't participate in the first place. Saying more would be bad, as it would make people think that he had ulterior motives in saying this.

High emotional intelligence, everyone has their own destiny.

Low emotional intelligence, it’s none of my business.

"Brother Dong, do you have any other way?" Hu Nianzhong asked again, "Can you take me with you next time? I will definitely listen to you and go east instead of west."

Lin Dong hesitated. He only took advantage of the situation occasionally. It was just a small fight, but why did this guy look like he had found a differentiated track?

It would be disastrous if he found the vertical field through the grabber, then there would be no turning back.

Thinking of this, Lin Dong looked at Jiang Nian, hoping he could say something.

"Ahem, what do you think, Brother Nian?"

Jiang Nian was concentrating on eating the meat pie and drinking iced black tea when he was suddenly mentioned. He stopped, chewed slowly, frowned and spoke slowly.

“My opinion is to reserve it.”

Lin Dong was convinced that the master was really an expert at pretending to be confused.

On second thought, he was not Hu Nianzhong's father. He didn't want to be good friends, but took the risk, so that he wouldn't end up with an unequal distribution of the spoils and become enemies.

"I think so too. Let's wait and see."

The third evening self-study session.

Yao Beibei and Jiang Nian exchanged seats. She came over to do homework with Zhang Ningzhi and chat about Xiaotian at the same time.

Jiang Nian moved to the back of the classroom and sat in Yao Beibei's seat.

The person sitting in the front seat is Yu Zhiyi.

(End of this chapter)