Just preparing for the college entrance examination, the divorce counterattack system came
Chapter 139 Brothers are birds of the same forest, step on each other when disaster strikes
Chapter 139 Brothers are birds of the same forest. When disaster strikes, step on each other.
Zhang Ningzhi leaned forward and met Li Qingrong's eyes, feeling a little embarrassed.
"what happened?"
Li Qingrong was a little curious, but she didn't know how to ask. She was struggling for a moment and unconsciously stared at the purse in Zhang Ningzhi's hand.
Jiang Nian couldn't bear to watch it anymore and explained in the middle.
"It's just a talisman for blessing and calming the spirit."
"Yes, it's super powerful." Zhang Ningzhi added, with little stars in her eyes, "Jiang Nian said that the Taoist priest has blessed it, and it can ward off disasters and avoid misfortunes."
Hearing this, Jiang Nian felt a little embarrassed.
Shit, I never said that!
When Zhang Ningzhi and Li Qingrong looked at Jiang Nian and cast a look of inquiry, he suddenly became decent again, as if Xiao Yang was possessed.
"Is such that."
Seeing the light in Zhang Ningzhi's eyes, Jiang Nian felt embarrassed and thought that fortunately he had fooled her.
When he turned around and saw Li Qingrong looking at him, he couldn't help but smile awkwardly.
I have some dignity, so don't expose me.
Li Qingrong didn't say anything and nothing happened.
Morning reading.
Li Hua was singing loudly again, and Jiang Nian originally planned to follow him and complete the love song mission.
After listening carefully, I found out it was Peppa Pig and gave up immediately.
To be honest, singing is something that I feel a little embarrassed about at first.
But singing a few lines wasn't as awkward as I imagined, it even felt a bit good.
"The long lens is pulling farther and farther away, and it has been several years. We are at a concert that we miss, and we kiss each other politely. You wrote it for me, my first song."
When singing [You and I hold hands], the panel popped up.
mission completed.
I only sang for seven or eight seconds before the system made the judgment.
Li Hua was still singing loudly, completely immersed in his own world.
The group was doing morning reading before and after, and no one paid attention to Jiang Nian's soft improvisation of "Love Song". Some even thought it was normal, after all, he was Li Hua's deskmate.
After all, birds of a feather flock together; no lotus will bloom in the mud.
If two boys with abstract personalities get together, their IQ will fall into a cosmic black hole. At the same time, their skin will be as thick as a city wall.
Jiang Nian casually crossed out the task panel and turned to look at Zhang Ningzhi.
The little girl was leaning against the bookshelf reciting words, looking like she was studying seriously. She must have heard it, otherwise the system wouldn't have judged it.
Jiang Nian put down his pen, patted Li Hua and signaled him to leave. Li Hua turned around and looked at him in confusion.
"Where?"
"Let the water go."
"Okay, I'll go too." Li Hua threw in his vocabulary book and said, "I'll help you hold it, don't pee on the wrong side."
"Fuck, you're even more disgusting than me." Jiang Nian looked disdainful and nodded his head, "Call the fat baby and see if he'll go."
"It's hard to say. Old Ma is such a coward."
Li Hua finally leaned over to ask, Ma Guojun just didn't have breakfast. He planned to go to the cafeteria to get a bowl of macaroni after draining the water.
The two of them were sitting in the first or second row, and the English class representative heard their conversation clearly from the aisle.
He looked at Li Hua, then at Jiang Nian, with a serious expression.
"Where are you going?"
"Let the water flow.", "The cafeteria.", "Let the water flow and then go to the cafeteria."
"Nonsense! This is English morning reading!" The class representative stepped forward and lowered his voice, "The teacher is next door, go to the other side, and bring me a sauerkraut pancake."
"Thank you brothers, I'll give you the money later."
The three of them laughed, made an OK gesture, and walked away in front of the English class representative.
Zhang Ningzhi secretly glimpsed Jiang Nian and his companions leaving the classroom, and she breathed a sigh of relief. She slowly buried her face in the book, her heart pounding.
He seemed to be singing just now, a little off-tune, at a normal tenor level.
The kind of amateurish, no-skill, no-emotion, loud, white voice. The only advantage is probably that the voice is nice.
She was not so aggressive before, but after sitting with Jiang Nian, she gradually became a little aggressive, and would occasionally show it off.
That's not the point
Two days ago, on a weekend afternoon, the restaurant where she and Jiang Nian went to eat seafood was playing "Love Song". Suddenly, she felt a little embarrassed to hear him singing.
Jiang Nian and the other two had just slipped out when they ran into Qianbao who was walking out of the next class.
The three people's faces changed and the atmosphere suddenly became tense.
Li Hua stood at the back, half blocked by Ma Guojun. He turned around and ran without hesitation. If he ran fast, maybe
Suddenly, Li Hua felt something grabbing his arm. Before he could come to his senses, he was pulled back by a huge force, and as he retreated, he saw Jiang Nian's face.
"Let your father do it."
"Jiang Nian! You!!" Li Hua was desperate. Looking at Jiang Nian using the force to run forward, his heart was filled with sadness.
We were classmates, but when disaster struck, he stepped on me!
Well, if they can get away
Haven’t I lived in vain?!
Li Hua pounced on them one by one and hugged Jiang Nian's waist directly.
"Beast! Die together!"
"Fuck you!"
Ma Guojun tried to run away, but Li Hua and Jiang Nian grabbed his arms at the same time.
"Don't hide, Lao Ma. Your features are so obvious, Qianbao will definitely catch you!"
"Fat baby, let's die together!" Ma Guojun was terrified, but he couldn't get rid of these two people.
"Are you so filthy? You scum!"
In the corridor, Qianbao looked at her three students who were hugging and pulling each other. A big question mark popped up on her forehead: Are they always so stupid?
"Where are you guys going?"
Li Hua couldn't find a reason, so he could only lower his head and tell the truth.
"To the restroom."
"Teacher, Li Hua sang during the morning reading, and his saliva splashed on my face." Jiang Nian didn't even blink and said directly, "I'm going to the toilet to wash my face."
Hearing this, Li Hua's face was filled with shock!
"Teacher! Me too!" Ma Guojun is not good at speaking and follows the trend quickly.
"Ah?" Li Hua was shocked after being backstabbed by his friends. He pointed at the two people with trembling hands, "Hey, you guys! There's no need to do this, right?"
"Li Hua!" Qian Bao frowned at him with a straight face, "I caught you singing during morning reading several times, and it was the cartoon my daughter liked to watch."
After Qianbao finished speaking, several heads popped out from both classes to watch the fun.
"Hahaha, Li Hua is an idiot!"
"Teacher, I'm reporting this to you. Li Hua started singing Peppa Pig right after the morning reading!"
Qianbao held her forehead and scolded the group of onlookers.
"Go back and read early!"
At the classroom door, he shrank back when he saw the fun.
Jiang Nian stood at the back and said something in a hoarse voice.
"What's wrong with singing?"
Qianbao was furious and stared at Li Hua.
"How dare you talk back? How many points will you get in the weekly English test?"
"No! I didn't say that!" Li Hua still underestimated Jiang Nian's character and regretted not taking the initiative to attack him. "Teacher, Jiang Nian framed me!"
"Come here!"
Li Hua was taken away, and Jiang Nian and Ma Guojun looked at each other in the corridor.
"Are we safe?"
"It's safe now. Brother Hua has taken all the firepower by himself." Jiang Nian shook his head and sighed, "The old friend has gone on a yellow crane. Remember Li Hua."
"Let it go. What are you going to eat in the cafeteria later?" Ma Guojun asked.
"Let's make a whole sauerkraut pancake." Jiang Nian said.
"Let's go."
It was not until the end of morning reading that Li Hua came back with a dejected look on his face.
Qianbao set a goal for him: he must pass the joint exam in two days. Otherwise, she would tell Lao Liu about his morning reading and singing, as well as skipping classes to eat breakfast.
Bitter.
The source of all this pain comes from that bastard!
The morning reading session was over, and after sitting down, both of them sat upright, which was unusual for them.
Li Hua was looking at the words carefully, reciting them quietly, and looking up at the sky from time to time. Jiang Nian was doing the questions seriously, turning his head to look at Li Hua from time to time.
"Why are you looking at me?" Li Hua frowned, but he did not forget to memorize the words.
Jiang Nian instinctively felt something was a little strange, but he didn't think about it. After being wary of Li Hua for a while and making sure that he wouldn't retaliate, he slowly lay down on the table.
He lay down and stood up suddenly.
Li Hua still looked the same, and even looked at him in confusion, as if he was puzzled.
Jiang Nian felt relieved and prepared to take advantage of these few minutes to take a nap.
Just as I closed my eyes, I was awakened by a loud movement. Just as I turned my head, Li Hua rushed over, his face red and his teeth gnashed!
"You're dead! You sold out your father for fame!"
"Don't!! Don't pinch me, I was wrong, Brother Hua." Jiang Nian begged for mercy, "I'll treat you to some pickled cabbage pancakes. Ma Guojun bought you some yogurt. Your sacrifice is meaningful."
"God is fucking meaningful!" Li Hua was furious, but when he thought of the sauerkraut pancakes, he let him go. "Give it to me. It's worth the morning reading lecture."
Jiang Nian took out the sauerkraut pancakes and yogurt from the table and said something extra as he handed them to him.
"Xibao is doing this for your own good, otherwise why would I arrest you?"
"Oh, I know, I know." Li Hua answered vaguely, "I'm just memorizing words. I'll try to get 80 points in the college entrance examination."
Jiang Nian lay down on the desk again, and was no longer sleepy after being teased by Li Hua.
But as I was lying there, I actually fell asleep.
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Is it a dream?
Under the huge white screen, Jiang Nian could realize that he was dreaming. However, he looked up and down, front and back, left and right, at a vast expanse of white space.
I've had dreams before, but it was just a change of perspective, and I couldn't think at all. It was like watching a game, and the pixels were 360p and coded.
At this time, it is high-definition and real.
Jiang Nian could feel that his thoughts were flowing smoothly, and it didn't feel like he was dreaming at all.
So, it’s a system reward?
Is this a memory of Zhang Ningzhi? If it is presented in the form of a dream, it is quite interesting. The question is, where is Zhang Ningzhi?
As if to answer his doubt, there were two knocks.
There was a knock on the door.
Jiang Nian looked around the empty surroundings. Where is your mother's door?
The white space gradually faded, dissipating like a thin mist. The outline of a room slowly emerged, and the sound of a door lock being turned was heard.
Jiang Nian saw her. To be more precise, he saw her mother in Zhang Ningzhi's memory.
You look so young, probably only in your twenties?
No, she seemed to be in her twenties. The woman had fair skin, beautiful face, and creamy lips. She was wearing clothes that were popular in the past, and she was holding a plate of fruit.
"Zhibao, are you happy in kindergarten today?"
kindergarten?
Jiang Nian was confused. What the hell was this doing to me?
(End of this chapter)
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