Just preparing for the college entrance examination, the divorce counterattack system came

Chapter 134 You poke me and I poke you (thanks to the leader of the Cold Flame Sword)
Jiang Nian placed one hand on the desk, resting his head on it, with his phone on his lap.

"Smile?"

Suddenly I recalled that I went to the class monitor to ask for leave during the sports meet.

He was trying to catch a bus back to Xiaolongtan at that time. He only remembered that he was in a hurry and said a lot of gibberish.

Li Qingrong just listened and seemed to smile.

It was a little dark at the time, and perhaps because the green wall of the flag-raising platform covered with vines blocked the light, her smile seemed very faint.

Smile, then smile back.

Jiang Nian chose the little yellow face emoticon pack, and I remember there was one with a big smiling head.

Who would respond with exactly the same expression? It's not in accordance with Zhou Li. There must be some differences.

Why can’t I find the big smiling little yellow face?

I clearly remember saving it when I was in the first year of high school and my mind was normal, but how come I can't find it?

He searched through his collection and found too many pornographic pictures, such as [No young woman will like you like this] and [It's normal to have that kind of desire for me].

[There is no such thing as attacking me, I have no morals], [Teacher, I see you still have your charm], [I am indeed not as good as you in being a dog].

Jiang Nian was in a state of extreme emoticon distress, trying to find a smile among a bunch of abstract emoticons.

He finally found a smile, but the result was "Is your mother here?"

Finally, Jiang Nian gave up.

His fingers were a little sore from flipping for too long, and he unconsciously twitched and sent a [Old Food Banana]. He wanted to withdraw it at first, but it was not abstract.

Never mind, this is it.

After waiting for a while, Li Qingrong didn't reply, probably because she was resting.

Yeah, it’s okay for everyone to send emoticons.

Jiang Nian put away his phone, laid down on the table and slowly closed his eyes.

at the same time.

In the boys' dormitory of Building 5 in the North District, Lin Dong sat on the bed, curled up with his back against the wall.

"Cousin, what's wrong with you?"

Yang Qiming stood in the dormitory corridor, holding onto the bed frame with a serious look on his face.

"I heard you want to change dormitories?"

"Ah, I guess so." Lin Dong almost squeezed into the wall, "Cousin, don't think too much, I just...my grandma came to me in a dream last night."

Yang Qiming wanted to say something, such as the math weekly test scores are not important, and the two Lis are invincible. Suddenly, he heard the grandmother's dream, and he was stunned.

"what?"

Lin Dong swallowed his saliva, "My grandmother said that my penis was too hard, and asked me to move to a less masculine dormitory."

"Isn't this pure superstition?" Yang Qiming was dumbfounded. "No, Brother Dong, your excuse is too far-fetched. Even if it is, you can't be blindly filial."

"Why don't you reconsider and not move?"

He has just made up his mind to give up women and focus on his brothers and studies. Others say that he is unsuccessful in love but successful in career.

How come I lost my girlfriend and brothers?
Is this reasonable?

In this regard, Lin Dong was a bit desperate.

"Can my grandmother harm me? Don't try to persuade me. I am such a filial person!"

Lin Dong used a week's lunch and the friendships he had accumulated to successfully reach a deal with a boy in Zeng You's dormitory and moved in that afternoon!
No matter whether I have misunderstood or not, the arrow has been shot and there is no turning back.

His life motto is, either don't do it, or do it to the end. There is absolutely no reason to do things halfway and then regret it.

Yang Qiming tried to persuade him a few more times, but the more he persuaded, the stronger Lin Dong's determination to change dorms became. Seeing that he could not persuade him, he was too lazy to continue persuading him.

This day was destined to be his Black Monday.

Yang Qiming climbed onto the bed, planning to use a nap to heal his inner trauma.

Although he had always acted as if he didn't care, and even deceived himself, when they really broke up, he knew that his heart was honest and kept saying that he loved her.

At this moment, all the sadness gathered in my chest.

Yang Qiming, who couldn't sleep anyway, opened QQ and WeChat, but the verification message still failed to go through.

He couldn't help but clench his fists, thinking where is the happiness they promised? Is it true that what girls say "forever" are just tense words?
Yang Qiming took a deep breath and opened Douyin. The first video he saw was, "How to win back your girlfriend's heart."

He read it once, and the moment he closed his eyes, he recalled the past with his girlfriend, mixed with grievances and pain, and the tough guy couldn't help but burst into tears.

Lin Dong took a nap, sleeping with one eye and keeping watch with the other.

We will move to the dormitory in the afternoon.

He is a nostalgic person, even if he has to leave this dormitory for various reasons, it does not mean that he has no feelings for this dormitory, after all, he has stayed there for a long time.

Damn it, why do I feel like we’re breaking up? This is so unacceptable.

The lunch break is about to end and the bell will ring at 1:50.

Lin Dong saw that there were only seven minutes left and Yang Qiming was normal. He began to reflect on himself, was everything he saw last night real? Is seeing the truth true?
Maybe what happened last night was just a misunderstanding. Cousin Qiming is actually a simple and honest man. Maybe he was just too sad about breaking up with his girlfriend.

It's normal for boys to fall down when they are unhappy.

I can only say that my cousin is naturally insensitive. He switched screens while adjusting his emotions to reply to his messages. Maybe I went at the wrong time, or maybe my cousin just finished
Thinking of this, he gradually calmed down.

Goodbye, 505.

The breathing light on the phone was inexplicably bright. Lin Dong didn't sleep at all during his lunch break, so he picked it up and took a look. There was no news, just that cousin Qiming updated a QQ signature.

Lin Dong smiled. He had let it go and understood the explanation.

No matter what my cousin says, I won't think about it anymore.
God Eater: [I will use my absolute rationality to suppress this fatal love. The scenery is all along the way, and I will not climb mountains and cross rivers for you anymore.]

Hmm? Weird, take another look.

Lin Dong read it word by word, thinking that it should be for his girlfriend.

Thinking about it carefully, it doesn't make sense. His girlfriend deleted him and never pulled him back. Who is he showing this to? As luck would have it, Jiang Nian's message from last night flashed through his mind. [You can ask him, he will definitely say so. Little fool, this is prepared for you.]

Damn, Jiang Nian is poisonous!
Akashi!
Lin Dong's hair stood on end and his entire back was wet with cold sweat.

His roommates were still taking a nap, so he quietly got out of bed. He bent down to tie his shoelaces, thinking that he couldn't stay in this dormitory any longer. He decided to move out in the afternoon and leave early.

Lin Dong finished everything and reached the door.

Before leaving, he looked back for some unknown reason and saw a tearful face with a very strange expression on cousin Qiming's face.

There is a hint of doubt in the pain, and a hint of disappointment in the anger.

Lin Dong didn't dare to stay and ran away.

Jiang Nian woke up with five minutes left before the end of lunch break.

Because Zhang Ningzhi is here.

The chair could not be moved because of the basket of books under it.

Jiang Nian leaned forward, which is commonly known as feeding the desk.

Zhang Ningzhi walked past him carrying a cup of lemon tea, smelling a whiff of fragrance, and placed the tea on his table.

"Thank you."

"You're welcome." Zhang Ningzhi's eyes narrowed into crescents, a kind of cultivated happiness.

Jiang Nian turned his head and glanced at her, wondering what she was so happy about. Girls' moods were always hard to guess, and now he wanted to let her go and find someone to play with.

"Hey."

Hearing this, Zhang Ningzhi turned around.

"what happened?"

It's very strange, since the two of them met. Zhang Ningzhi tacitly agreed that in a certain context, the name "Ai" refers to her, similar to situational substitution.

She suddenly realized that Jiang Nian almost never called her by her name.

No matter if it was Zhang Ningzhi or someone else, how could he call a girl——Hey! This guy!! It’s really too much. I even brought him drinks every day!
Thinking of this, Zhang Ningzhi didn't want to pay attention to him anymore and just lay down on the table.

Jiang Nian: “????”

Baby Zhizhi, is your period coming?

You have three tempers in one second. Are you going to be like Prime Minister Cao and kill someone in his dream?

Forget it, let me go pee.

Jiang Nian turned around and left his seat. Li Hua didn't come. I wonder if he fainted at home.

Anyway, there was no one blocking the seats outside, so access was unimpeded.

There are science classes on Tuesday afternoons, so it would be better if BYD Li Hua didn't come.

When the child comes, he is always showing off. He is usually sleepy. But when it comes to this kind of showing off moment, he will be showing off for the whole afternoon and be full of energy.

During the interval of draining water, Jiang Nian took out his mobile phone out of habit and took a look.

Two people sent him new messages.

One was Lin Dong, who said he had just come out of the dormitory. He asked for leave for afternoon self-study and went to change dormitories in advance. He said a lot more afterwards, but Jiang Nian didn't quite understand.

Change to Zeng You’s dormitory?
Isn't that the dormitory of my group? Wu Jungu and Zeng You are both there, so Lin Dong will also join?

The other message was sent by the class monitor, who only replied with an emoticon.

Still a little yellow face.

“(Poking).”

Jiang Nian was inexplicably tickled by the joke. For a squad leader like him, using this expression was really cute, and a bit naive.

After draining the water, he glanced at the time when Li Qingrong replied.

It’s 1:40 in the afternoon, probably the message he got back after waking up from a nap.

He thought about it and realized that he had no normal expression. It was too late to repent. He would try to change his ways later.

Jiang Nian: “(Poke) x2.”

You poke me and I poke you, let’s find new emoticons in the afternoon.

Zhang Ningzhi’s emoticons are quite normal, so just recycle them. They don’t have any friends anyway.

School gate.

It was a sunny autumn afternoon, and the lunch break wake-up bell on the campus radio was playing random music. It used to be a cold ding-dong ding-dong, but I don't remember when it was changed.

JJ Lin's "Jiangnan" was playing on the radio with completely lossy sound quality.

[Circles, circles, circles, every day, every year, every day, I look deeply at your face]

Li Qingrong crushed a yellow leaf, and the phone in her pocket vibrated. She stopped, swiped the screen, and easily found the chat page.

"(Poke) x2."

Li Qingrong lowered her eyes, thought for a moment, and replied to the message.

"(Poke) x3."

After a while, Jiang Nian replied.

"(Poke) x4."

She didn't know how to respond. It would be boring to keep repeating herself. Why not ask Nie Qiqi? She really likes chatting.

Jiang Nian had just washed his face with cold water. He leaned on the railing and looked into the distance. Seeing that Li Qingrong had not replied to the message, he asked.

"Why not (poke) anymore?"

Ten seconds later, a message popped up on the phone.

Li Qingrong: "Poke x5."

(End of this chapter)