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Chapter 131 No, buddy.
Chapter 131 No, buddy.
"My love for you was written in BC and buried deep in the Mesopotamian plains."
Jiang Nian finished washing up, humming a song as he walked out of the bathroom, shook his head, and wiped the water stains with a towel. He lowered his head to glance at his phone and raised his eyebrows.
"It takes me five minutes to wash my hair and take a shower. I'm awesome."
After blow-drying his hair, he went back to his room and lay on the bed and received a picture sent by Lin Dong.
"【Wonton】(grin)."
Jiang Nian's eyes were dead, and he thought to himself what was wrong with Lin Dong. He even sent this kind of thing for midnight snacks, and he thought it was another picture of a beautiful woman emerging from the bath. He overestimated him.
"???"
Lin Dong quickly replied, "Guess whose wontons these belong to? (Sunglasses)"
Jiang Nian: "The cafeteria auntie wrapped it for you with her mouth."
In the dormitory with the lights turned off, the smile on Lin Dong's face froze instantly.
Learn from your lesson next time and never chat with Jiang Nian while eating.
BYD, one sentence made him lose his appetite. The wonton seller was over 50 years old and she used her mouth to wrap the wontons.
Shit, I can’t think about it anymore, the images are all coming to my mind.
"No, Yang." He just typed a word and then stopped, looked around carefully, and asked, "Where is cousin Qiming?"
Huang Cailang was bathing naked on the balcony and turned around.
"I just saw it, on the rooftop."
Lin Dong took a look and his eyes unconsciously focused on the Bird's Nest. He immediately looked painful. These people deliberately didn't let him have a good midnight snack, right?
"Get the hell out of here! Turn the fuck around!"
"Oh oh." Huang Cailang turned around and took a shower facing the window, leaving his roommate with a naked back, "Brother Dong, you can't blame me."
"The toilet line is too slow. I'm so sleepy today. I want to go to bed early."
Lin Dong had a complicated expression, revealing Yang Mi's signature look of disgust.
"Aren't you afraid of being seen by the other side?"
"What are you afraid of? We're so far away, and there's no light in our dormitory." Huang Cailang took a shower with a towel. "Besides, there's a wall blocking the way down there."
Lin Dong: “.”
I always feel that my roommates are weird, but I can't find any evidence.
He thought about it, then lowered his head and continued to send messages to Jiang Nian to show off.
"Yang Qiming gave it to me. He originally wanted to use it to please his girlfriend. But his girlfriend ignored him and blocked him, so I got it."
Half a minute later, Jiang Nian replied.
"Yang Qiming might be using a new Nantong fishing method. In fact, he didn't buy it for his girlfriend at all. Is there a possibility?"
Looking at the last line of the message and the ellipsis behind it, Lin Dong broke out in a cold sweat.
He swallowed hard and replied tremblingly.
"Brother Nian, don't talk nonsense."
After the message was sent, Lin Dong felt uneasy. It would have been fine if Jiang Nian hadn't said anything, but when he did, he really got upset, after all, he had just eaten Yang Qiming's rice noodle rolls in the morning.
Is Yang Qiming’s girlfriend some kind of Zhennan girl called Wolong?
You have to refuse three times before you can accept, right?
Jiang Nian's message popped up again, "You can ask him, he will definitely say so. Little fool, this is prepared for you."
Lin Dong took a look at the wontons and suddenly felt uneasy.
There was something a little wrong. Yang Qiming bought two in the morning, so it was reasonable for him to eat them. How to explain it in the evening? His girlfriend refused.
Could it be that Yang Qiming himself couldn't eat? I've never heard of any male high school student not eating midnight snacks to lose weight.
"Brother Nian, stop joking."
After the message was sent, Jiang Nian only replied with an emoticon with a wicked smile.
Lin Dong couldn't sit still anymore, his reason told him that Jiang Nian was just unhappy with him having a midnight snack and deliberately did this, but...what if?
Thinking of this, he was no longer in the mood to eat wontons.
Brother Jie was also quite generous when giving snacks to Wei.
He and Yang Qiming shared a dormitory and slept in the same room every day. It would be better to confirm it in case he had to open his eyes in the middle of the night.
Fighting against one's own family, how horrible.
There's really no way Jay can escape that.
Lin Dong thought about it and sent a message to Yang Qiming.
"Where is my cousin?"
The message was sent, but it fell on deaf ears.
About three minutes later, Yang Qiming replied.
"Rooftop."
Lin Dong breathed a sigh of relief. He had thought it through in the past three minutes. Jiang Nian was indeed a bad guy, doing some nonsense, just because he was jealous of him having wontons.
"Okay, I'll come find you."
Yang Qiming replied, "OK."
Five boys' dormitories and rooftop.
Normally, the rooftop is locked. But there are so many people in the men's dormitory, and I don't know which guy opened the lock. If you don't look carefully, you won't find it at all.
The few male students in the five high-rise buildings kept this secret tacitly.
Late at night, after Yang Qiming finished replying to the message, he rubbed the back of his head angrily. I really don't understand what's going on in a woman's mind. She doesn't want the food I send her.
What are you talking about? "I didn't ask you to deliver it!"
This sentence hurt Yang Qiming deeply. For the first time, he gritted his teeth and glared at his girlfriend, feeling a little emotional.
"What do you mean! Your QQ signature, so you want another man to give it to you?"
Because of this sentence, his girlfriend turned around with a cold face and went into the dormitory, and then blocked all his contact information.
He had no choice but to use Alipay to chat with his girlfriend. [Did you want to hit me just now?
Is it my problem that you have violent tendencies?
There is nothing much to say between us, let's break up, it's over. 】
Although he was not a bootlicker, these words really hurt his heart. He exited the account in annoyance and accidentally opened QQ.
If my girlfriend didn't say that, would I be anxious? If my QQ signature isn't a hint for myself, then who is it hinting for?
If this happened to any man, who could tolerate it?
At this moment, he really wanted to show her his sincerity. He had put real feelings into this relationship, so what did all the sacrifices mean?
In addition to the pain, I felt the urge to urinate.
The dormitory rooftop is higher than the two shabby off-campus shared housing buildings opposite. Except for a row of cooling bricks and a few water towers, it is completely dark.
So there is no need to worry about anything, just take off your pants and pee.
Yang Qiming did the same thing, and after draining the water, he couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief, and the resentment in his heart that he was controlled by the bad woman also dissipated a little.
Zip up your jeans and pull.
Hmm? How come it's stuck?
Yang Qiming tried several times but failed. He couldn't help but laugh. Why did all the bad things happen today? That woman is like this.
The same thing with pants zippers, damn.
He tried to pull it a few more times, but still failed. The suppressed anger in his heart suddenly exploded, and he silently shouted, "You all bully me, you all bully me!"
Yang Qiming was zipping up and down his pants like crazy, with a ferocious expression and growling from time to time.
At the entrance to the rooftop, Lin Dong stood frozen in place.
Yang Qiming turned his back to him and kept doing strange movements, combining pitch and roll. First of all, he excluded the waist training, and his hip joints were almost thrown back and forth.
Accompanied by a ferocious roar, as if rushing towards him.
More importantly, the screen of Yang Qiming's mobile phone was on, and it was stuck on the chat interface with himself.
At that moment, Lin Dong's world collapsed.
The pain brought by this scene may take a lifetime to heal.
Yang Qiming seemed to have noticed something, but when he turned around, he saw everything. The entrance to the rooftop was empty, and he remembered that Lin Dong said he was coming to see him.
He couldn't help but mutter in the darkness.
"Why hasn't Brother Dong come yet?"
Lin Dong covered his mouth with a look of horror at the wall at the entrance to the rooftop. He almost used his hands and feet to quickly walk downstairs and fled back to the dormitory.
boom! Click!
"Brother Dong, why did you lock the door?" Huang Cailang was wiping his hair, looking puzzled, and kindly reminded, "Yang Qiming hasn't come back yet."
Lin Dong pressed his back against the door, trembling with fear as he could not speak.
"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"
Huang Cailang said "oh" and looked at the bowl of wontons.
"Godfather, do you still want to eat wontons?"
Lin Dong shook his head fiercely, "Take it away!"
"Okay, brother." Huang Cailang said happily.
He watched as Lin Dong only ate one wonton before leaving. Now that everything belonged to him, there was nothing to dislike, since it wasn't leftovers.
Hehehe, I made a profit.
Lin Dong was half awake and half asleep the whole night and was very scared.
Yang Qiming didn't notice this at all. When he went downstairs, his girlfriend sent him another message. He was busy arguing with her until his phone ran out of battery.
In the last second of the black screen, she sent a message.
"Please, let me go."
After seeing that sentence, Yang Qiming couldn't sleep the whole night. The moment he closed his eyes in the dormitory, scenes from his past love affairs flashed before his eyes.
Yang Qiming suddenly felt soft-hearted again, and an idea flashed through his mind.
Otherwise, try again tomorrow and send me a breakfast.
Maybe, she is just like me. She will calm down in one night and change her mind tomorrow. After all, we have so many wonderful pasts!
This is love!
The next day.
Lin Dong looked at the breakfast on his desk, and he felt as if he had fallen into an icy cave. He inserted his fingers into his hair, his eyes were bloodshot, and he had only one thought in his mind.
No, buddy.
Wan La, I’m Wan La, I must change dormitories!!!
Zeng You and his friends have one bed left in their dormitory, so he could exchange it with one of them. With the connections he has accumulated, he shouldn't be rejected.
Although it was a bit awkward because Wu Jungu was in that dormitory, it was better than
"Team leader, what's wrong with you?" Chen Yunyun looked at Lin Dong curiously and asked hesitantly, "You look so bad, are you sick?"
Sun Zhicheng arrived early today and also took a look and was shocked.
"Brother Dong, did you open the Moon Reading last night? It's so popular?"
"It's okay, it's okay, I just didn't sleep well." Lin Dong coughed. This matter definitely couldn't be told to others, but Jiang Nian must know it.
Oh! This bastard! Damn it!
Chen Yunyun wanted to ask something else when she suddenly caught a glimpse of Jiang Nian coming in from the classroom door.
She couldn't help but stop talking, pursed her lips, and walked across most of the class towards the door.
Although Sun Zhicheng seemed to be memorizing words, his eyes had already taken everything in.
He looked at Chen Yunyun's back, and he couldn't help but feel heartbroken and wanted to write a sad love song on the spot. But in the end, he could only endure and swallow the bitter fruit.
Starting again as friends, love is restraint and forbearance!
This is love.
Today there are even fewer posts. I will try to post three posts starting tomorrow.
(End of this chapter)
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