I am submissive in Journey to the West, I strike hard at the gods

In the world of The Wandering Earth, in New York, the rebuilt United Government Headquarters Building, which usually had few people in sight, finally became bustling. Many scientists, linguists, biologists, and medical experts rushed to this place, which had long become a decoration or a historical landmark, to have the first contact between humans and alien civilizations.

It was actually the idea of ​​Qin Wuxu, the United Government's plenipotentiary ambassador, to choose this city, which was no longer the center of the planet, to receive the aliens. This gave the aliens a wrong impression that this was a backward civilization that had not even developed superluminal flight.

As for whether there would be people in this North American city, which was once the most prosperous city on Earth, who were secretly communicating with aliens and selling out information, Qin Wuxu didn't care at all. He even wanted to take this opportunity to carry out a major purge, to kill the chicken to scare the monkey, to capture all the scum of the entire planet and to focus on them in order to establish a more cohesive human joint government.

Qin Wuxu learned about the development of the earth in recent years from the intelligent computer MOSS, and found that the eldest sister Hansu actually had an attitude of "do whatever you want" towards humans and adopted a completely laissez-faire policy. MOSS was only responsible for maintaining the basic operation of society and acting as a law enforcement machine, and did not care about anything else.

The operation of the coalition government still relies on the original group of people, but Mother Earth obviously considers herself a member of the Celestial Empire, thus making the yellow-skinned and black-eyed Dongda people the core backbone of the coalition government.

Qin Wuxu was appointed as the chief diplomatic adviser of the United Government. Liu Peiqiang and his wife, who had just returned home to recuperate, told the United Government Council that this young girl who didn't look so reliable was a friend of Mother Earth and came from another universe. So the council passed the appointment unanimously and obtained authorization.

However, in the eyes of the United Government Council, formal contact with aliens floating in space is no more exciting than contact with aliens from other cosmic dimensions, especially knowing that Qin Wuxu and those tall genetically modified humans are from Earths in different universes, so everyone quickly completed the psychological certification.

These are family!

They are all family members certified by Mother Earth!

As the commander of the Earth United Fleet, Liu Peiqiang attended the diplomatic ceremony. However, in order to show respect for the beautiful consultant in front of him, he and his wife stood half a step behind. This was a respect from the heart, because Miss Qin had saved the Earth once a few years ago. If it weren't for these weird people, he would have been dead long ago.

What's more, Miss Qin's strength is terrifying. She can be called a walking humanoid star destroyer and has the ability to tear open the crystal wall of space. Liu Peiqiang thinks it is very appropriate for such a powerful yet harmless-looking being, who even carries some mystery, to serve as the representative of mankind.

Behind Qin Wuxu stood Titus and the battle nun named Ajetta, who was temporarily pretending to be her bodyguards.

In front of the building, a strangely shaped alien spaceship slowly opened its hatch, and three alien creatures of different shapes walked out. In an instant, the picture was transmitted to the three billion people on the planet by the global networking system.

Qin Wuxu muttered quietly when he saw it, "There are no starfish people. We can't make canned food. But a pile of stones, a bird and a lizard man can be kept as pets. Commander Liu, do you think it is better for us to join the Star Alliance or remain independent?"

Liu Peiqiang curled his lips secretly and refused to be fooled. Miss Qin, you are planning to keep him as a pet, so what's the point of joining in? He had to express his own opinion.

"Peaceful coexistence and independence are the general consensus of our alliance government, but Miss Qin has the final say here. We are just tools, and Miss Qin ignores our opinions."

Anyway, whatever they think is meaningless. Mother Earth has appointed Miss Qin to be in charge of this matter, so Miss Qin's will is the best choice and final decision.

While the two were talking, three representatives of the Star Sea Community walked up to them. The stone man in front greeted the people in power on this planet through the translator he was wearing.

"I am Gulu Blackstone, the diplomatic liaison of the Xinghai Community. These two are my assistants, Daklo and Kakavic. We come from different races and different planets, but we share the same concept of peace. I believe your planet is also a peace-loving race. We haven't found any large warships or even planetary defense systems on our planet, so it's very easy for us to be conquered by other war races."

As soon as these words were spoken, many scientists and government agency members present looked at the three aliens like idiots. Even though what these aliens said was true, that was more than ten years ago. Now Mother Earth is in control of everything, and they are on the path of cultivating immortals. Who would want to play with your backward technology?

Qin Wuxu showed the brightest and most sincere smile on his face. "What the three ambassadors said is absolutely right. We humans are a peace-loving race. After we evolved to a certain level, we established a planetary coalition government, destroyed all weapons, and enacted laws to prohibit the launch of any war. Please come in, we will hold talks in the hall."

As soon as these words came out, Liu Peiqiang rolled his eyes again. He heard that Miss Qin's planet was facing invasions from monsters from different dimensions, and it was Miss Han who led the entire city to fight these monsters back. Now their Earth has almost returned to peace, and the invading monsters were eliminated by the defense system established by Miss Han in less than a second.

Such a peace-loving person?

It’s better to believe that I am Qin Shi Huang.

Ambassador Stoneman and his companions arrived at the lobby of the United Government's headquarters and, without any formalities, stated directly their purpose.

"After observing you for a few days, our diplomatic inspection team believes that your planet's technology is very backward and has not yet entered the first-level civilization. Therefore, we want to help you improve your technology level. In exchange, after your planet joins the Star Alliance, it must support the civilization that assists you in the vote. This is beneficial to both parties. I hope you will agree to this generous condition."

Qin Wuxu knocked on the table, acting like a country bumpkin who had never seen the world. "Can you first tell us what technology you are going to provide to help our human civilization?"

A three-dimensional image shot out from the two brass eyes of the Stone Man Ambassador and he appeared in front of everyone.

"Your human technology still has one or two hundred years to break through to the first-level civilization. We can provide you with the most important technologies, the zero-point reactor, the jump engine, and the subspace sensor. We will allow you to master the ability of superluminal navigation within ten years and become one of the many interstellar civilizations in the universe."

Qin Wuxu slapped the table and stood up happily, "We want them all, not one less."

The bird-headed man next to her stretched out his wing-like fingers and said something to her coldly.

"As diplomatic envoys, we only have the right to assist you with one technology. For other technologies, you need to provide equivalent things, whether it is technology, energy or minerals, in exchange." Qin Wuxu sat back at the negotiation table and took out the chips he had prepared to the three alien envoys.

"Although our planet's technology is not as advanced as yours, we have thousands of years of brilliant achievements in genetic engineering and drug development. We have developed a life-extending drug that violates all scientific laws. We still cannot give a specific scientific answer, but the effect is very significant. In order to show our sincerity, we can demonstrate it on the spot."

She clapped her hands slightly, and Ajieta, who was acting as a maid behind her, handed over a box made of logs. It looked full of life and was placed on the table. Eight fragrant pills appeared inside. As soon as they were taken out, wisps of smoke flew up from the pills, swaying unsteadily, sending the intoxicating fragrance to everyone's mouth and nose.

The three aliens in front, whether it was the lizard man wearing a portable respirator, the stone man without a nose, or the bird man with a keen sense of smell, all took a deep breath at the same time and then showed a look of surprise together.

Qin Wuxu acted like a gangster selling fake medicine and began to deceive the aliens. "These life-extending pills can restore the physiological age of middle-aged and elderly people to that of young people. Commander Liu, Captain Han, each of you should take one pill and set an example for our alien friends."

Liu Peiqiang and Han Duoduo looked at each other, then each stretched out their hand, picked up the pills in the box, and put them into their mouths without hesitation. There was no doubt in their hearts, but they were just a little curious. What kind of changes would happen after taking the pills?
As soon as the two put the medicine into their mouths, it turned into wisps of mist and diffused to every part of their bodies. But in the eyes of outsiders, the skin and hair of the two middle-aged men in their forties underwent visible changes. Almost within a few seconds, they turned into two energetic young people, brimming with vitality from head to toe.

The people who were listening on the side were not too surprised. After all, Mother Earth was a deity. In addition, in recent years, all kinds of religious sects had emerged, and all kinds of elixirs of immortality and rejuvenation pills had been circulating on the market. Although most of them were scams, a few of them did have some effect.

The life-extending medicine that Mother Earth took out is naturally very different from the ones made by ordinary people. After taking one pill, earth-shaking changes will immediately take place in the abdomen, and the person will be rejuvenated. Now they are taking it out to exchange technology with aliens, which naturally means that these scientists and government members may also be rewarded by Mother Earth.

As for the conditions for the reward, just look at Liu Peiqiang and Han Duoduo.

Qin Wuxu clearly felt the shock of the three aliens at this time, and his heart became more and more amused. In the final analysis, the star plane was developed for various ascensions. It was still in the early stages and the problem of immortality had not been solved. The drugs that could prolong life would inevitably become the most sought-after resources in various civilizations.

These pills are primary immortal pills refined by Ao Yuwei and Bubble. They are not difficult to refine. They are not much better than the useless pill given to them by the immortal, but they are real miracles in the human world and are enough to exchange various resources with aliens.

Of course, if there are some short-sighted people who are ready to use force, let them see what plants are fighting against aliens.

She immediately extended her hand and invited the three messengers, "You three can also verify it yourself and take one pill each to see if it works. Of course, if you are worried about any additional harm, you can take it back to the laboratory for testing before taking it. It is not mandatory."

The stone man Gulu Blackstone and the lizardman Kakavic didn't think twice before each picking up a pill and putting it in their mouths. Their body functions were naturally superior and they were immune to many toxins and were not afraid of poisoning. In addition, out of curiosity, how could they give up the opportunity to rejuvenate?

Only the harpy picked up the pill, took out a strange alien tool, and began to test the ingredients of the pill.

In just a few seconds, all the corrosion marks on the stone man's body disappeared out of thin air, and the whole person became brand new. Even if you can't tell how much his age has changed, you can tell that he has regained his youthful vitality; and the lizard man directly performed a process of shedding on the spot, and the scales on his body became shiny and plump.

The bird-man who was testing it didn't hesitate any more and swallowed the pill in one gulp. In a blink of an eye, his feathers began to sparkle and his whole body was filled with infinite power.

The three alien messengers asked Qin Wuxu a question at the same time.

"How many longevity pills are you prepared to exchange for a piece of technology?"

Qin Wuxu looked at them leisurely and made a loud offer, "Five pills in exchange for one technology. These pills are also scarce items for us. The annual output does not exceed 20 pills. They must be made manually, and the yield rate is only one in a hundred thousand. It cannot be quantified and cannot be repeated."

The stone man stood up and objected loudly, "This is ridiculous. At least one hundred pieces can be exchanged for one piece of technology."

Qin Wuxu didn't expect that the stone man who looked the most honest and loyal would be the first to object. He said calmly: "These life-extending drugs, if used on ordinary people, are of course not worth a piece of technology, but if used on scientists, engineers or leaders, then one pill is worth several or even hundreds of technologies. If you don't want to exchange, then we can move on to the second topic."

The lizard man quickly stopped him and made a suggestion.

"Then let's use a piece of technology to exchange for the three remaining life-extending pills here. Let us send them back to the Star Ocean Community, and let the parliament discuss the specific exchange price. To express our friendship, you humans can send a delegation to the headquarters to join our Star Ocean Community first, become a member of the Star Ocean, and enjoy better exchange preferential policies."

Qin Wuxu immediately raised the banner of voting to politely reject this suggestion.

What is the Star Ocean Community? Don't you realize that you are facing the most brutal fourth natural disaster in the entire universe? Not turning you into canned food is already a mercy.

"I'm very sorry. I'm afraid you three don't know the political structure of our planet. We need a referendum to decide whether to join the Star Ocean Community. It will take at least four or five years to give a final answer after a set of procedures. But as full-power diplomatic advisers, we can first establish diplomatic relations and exchange some technologies that we both need."

As they were talking, a low drumbeat could be heard in the night sky ahead, countless golden clouds flashed, and four large golden characters blinded everyone’s eyes – “Havoc in Heaven” was broadcast worldwide.

Qin Wuxu immediately signaled to the three alien envoys, "This is the traditional mythological film "Havoc in Heaven" that we just filmed. It will be released simultaneously around the world today. The 3D projection outside tries to restore the ancient mythological stories as much as possible. The three of you can enjoy it together, or you can learn about our culture, history and other social knowledge from this film." (End of this chapter)