You have mastered the art of thunder and you tell me that it is in a strange world?

Chapter 240 Are you also an aunt?
"Let me tell you, I am the eldest lady from Xuzhou, I am very capable, as long as you listen to me, I can guarantee that you will get through the bloody disaster safely. Not only that, I can even let you marry a good wife and hold a big fat boy!"

The young man who was being dragged looked young and was from the village. He was yawning and looked a little tired. After being suddenly grabbed, he looked the old lady up and down:
"Who do you think you are?"

"My aunt from Xuzhou."

"What do I need from you to go to the disaster?"

"Let me help you once, and I'll definitely cure all the diseases and eliminate all the troubles. If you take me to your home, you should at least kill a chicken to entertain me."

"A chicken? Asking you for help? I'll go to your manure pit and give you some chicken manure!" the farmer cursed.

When the old lady heard this, her eyes widened:
"Hey! What do you mean, little brat? Are you disrespecting me? Believe it or not, I can prescribe a recipe that will allow you to give birth to a son without an asshole!"

She has a loud voice, one is louder than three, and her cry is deafening.

Zuo Chen and Cai Yihe on the donkey cart heard what she said, and their expressions suddenly became a little subtle.

When they were about to enter Xuzhou, they heard from the city guards that someone was pretending to be the eldest aunt and defrauding people. As a result, all these people were sent to Xinchun City.

"You? Are you cursing me?" The farmer looked at the old lady and suddenly snorted coldly:
"I wasn't in New Spring City last year, so I didn't get to see my great aunt, but my hearing is not bad. The whole New Spring City is full of storytellers, and the stories about my great aunt are the hottest. Even if you pay ten cents, you may not be able to get a seat! Every time I go there, I will stop and listen for a while. I must know more about my great aunt than you do!

"Our eldest aunt in Xuzhou is a bright and beautiful girl! She is truly a fairy from heaven! How can she look like an old lady like you?"

When the old lady heard what the country man said, her face instantly turned ugly.

It turns green, then purple, first into a cucumber and then into an eggplant.

After mumbling a few times, the old lady finally bit her few remaining teeth:
"Boy, you've thought about it! My aunt has a thousand transformations and ten thousand magical incarnations, which are extraordinary and magical! The little girl who came to Xuzhou before was just one of my many incarnations. She was my younger self a few years ago. This one now is my true body, and her magic power is several feet higher than hers! What she can do, I can do, and what she can't do, I can do too!"

"Oh." The farmer pointed at the little Taoist priest on the donkey's back.
"Who is this little Taoist priest on your donkey?"

"This is my driver, and also my apprentice! Doesn't my eldest aunt always have a Taoist apprentice with her?"

The young Taoist priest, who had dark skin and looked like a farm boy, opened his mouth slightly, but eventually swallowed all his words.

But the farmer sneered again:
"Old lady, you have got it wrong! My eldest aunt is the disciple of that Taoist priest! You are a liar, and you even deceived the people of Xuzhou!"

"You just blindly listened to the storyteller's nonsense! They all made up stories, not a single word of them was true, and you actually believed their stupidity!" The old lady also got angry and cursed.

"Well, come back with me, I'll go to the city to call my brother." The farmer sneered, "My brother has seen my eldest aunt before. Are you real or fake? My brother will know it at a glance, right?"

Hearing what the farmer said, the old lady closed her mouth, her teeth together, opened half a sentence, and then slowly closed it. She could hardly utter a word and didn't know how to say anything.

After a long while, she suddenly seemed to get angry, like a shrew cursing on the street, and pointed her finger at the farmer in front of her and started to curse:

"The village bastards and the farmhands are as dirty as shit and can't be put on the table! Disgusting! Stinking!"

After cursing, he turned around angrily and planned to leave, not wanting to bother with this farmer anymore.

However, as soon as the old lady and the young Taoist turned around, they saw Zuo Chen and his caravan not far away.

The farm man, the old lady and the young Taoist priest all subconsciously looked at Zuo Chen and Cai Yi.

There is also the donkey that Zuo Chen is riding.

The farmer was also a little confused and scratched his hair subconsciously:
"This group is quite similar to what the storyteller described."

Zuo Chen laughed and pointed at the old lady not far away:
"Look, you are an incarnation."

Caiyi rolled her eyes, took out a rope from her sleeve, and without saying a word, threw the rope outside.

The rope was seen circling twice in the air like a dragon, and then it whooshed towards the old lady and the young Taoist priest.

In almost the blink of an eye, the two men were tied up.

Not even a hint of resistance.

The tied-up old lady raised her head with great effort. She stared at the colorful clothes in front of her with her cloudy eyes.

Surprised and confused.

All kinds of complicated emotions lingered in the old lady's heart, and finally turned into confusion.

Who is this girl?

Can ordinary people have such ability?

Some guesses had already emerged in her mind, but she still didn't dare to believe it, so she could only stare at the colorful clothes in front of her.

The old lady mustered up her courage and was about to shout something else, when she suddenly saw a group of soldiers on horses coming towards her at the end of the road. Zuo Chen looked over there and found that the person coming was Coach Guo, who had played a significant role in the previous siege of Xuzhou!

The coach rode his horse to the old lady's side and saw Zuo Chen and Cai Yi at a glance.

"Master! Great aunt!"

His voice sounded delighted, and he obviously hadn't expected to see these two here.

"Coach Guo, long time no see."

Zuo Chen also smiled and bowed. After walking in Xuzhou for so long, he finally met his first acquaintance.

Coach Guo immediately dismounted and walked quickly to the two men. His face was filled with joy. He excitedly stretched out his hands and clasped his fists:
"I really didn't expect the Taoist priest to come! After not seeing him for so many days, he is still so energetic. Brother Xiao and Master Shanxin would definitely be delighted if they knew that the Taoist priest was here."

"I miss them both so much, I wonder how they are doing now."

The two chatted and laughed.

After reminiscing about the past for a while, Master Guo finally lowered his head and looked at the old lady and the young Taoist priest who were lying on the ground pretending to be dead.

He was staying in New Spring City, how could he not know what purpose these two people were coming for? He just laughed and scolded:
"These stupid thieves pretended to be you two and came to our Xinchun City to eat and drink for free. They are brainless. Someone, take them away! Throw them into jail!"

Immediately, soldiers came forward, reached out and grabbed the two men on the ground.

Until this moment, the old lady was still making her final struggle:

"What do you want to do? I tell you, I have magical powers! I have the ability! If you dare to do this to me, you will be punished and punished by God!"

Coach Guo was annoyed by the noise, so he went up behind the old lady and tapped her on the back of the neck. The old lady fainted immediately.

The remaining soldiers threw her onto their horses.

"It seems like there are quite a few people like this." Zuo Chen sighed.

"Well, there are five or six disguised people locked up in the dungeon now, all of them are the old lady." Coach Guo sighed, "Most of these people are from the countryside. They used to be village fortune-tellers. They have a little ability to tell fortunes, and they are more likely to cheat people. They can't make it in the countryside, so they want to come out and cheat. When they heard the name of the eldest aunt, they thought she was an old lady. They are frogs in the well."

Caiyi, who was standing next to him, suddenly became angry:
"Is that reasonable? Is that reasonable? Is that reasonable? Why is the eldest aunt an old lady? Can't she be a young, pretty girl?"

Several people laughed, and Caiyi's cheeks puffed up with anger.

Zuo Chen handed the captured adjutant of General Tian Dao to Instructor Guo. After seeing these people, Instructor Guo showed a look of joy on his face:

"I was just having a headache about how to deal with the Xuzhou army. I didn't expect that you, Taoist priest, would bring such important people here! Take them away quickly and interrogate them thoroughly. I'm sure you can pry something out of them."

After dragging the people away, Zuo Chen introduced Bao Liancai and others.

When Coach Guo heard that they were reinforcements sent by Prince Jing of Yuzhou, he couldn't help but show a surprised expression on his face:

"I didn't expect that Prince Jing would choose to support us. I thought Yuzhou would choose to launch a surprise attack at this time, just like Qingzhou."

"That's definitely not the case." Bao Liancai shook his head repeatedly: "Lord Jing Wang has no interest in fighting for the world, and he hates meaningless killing. Although he is also a vassal king, he will definitely not do anything that harms the world and will definitely help the people of Xuzhou."

As an envoy, Bao Liancai was eloquent and he was able to convince Coach Guo with just a few words. He smiled and said, "You are a guest if you come to help us. Come with us to the city."

After saying this, Instructor Guo took the lead and planned to lead his men away.

The young farm boy looked at Caiyi with hesitation, wanting to say something.

It was not until the group was about to leave that the young man finally mustered up his courage, raised his hands, and shouted at the group's departing backs:

"Aunt! You saved my brother last year! Thank you for saving his life."

Caiyi also heard the shouting. She turned around and found that the young man was already kneeling on the dirt road, bowing deeply in the direction of Caiyi.

Caiyi blinked and wanted to say something, but the car had already gone far away.

Caiyi didn't turn around until she could no longer see the young man.

Zuo Chen could see that Caiyi also had a smile on her face.

Bright and cheerful.

Please give me monthly tickets, brothers~!

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