Strange Tales from the Northern Qi Dynasty

Chapter 28: A Pee
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Lu Qubing's face changed drastically when he heard the noise outside.

He looked seriously at Taozi standing beside him.

"Brother Taozi, this is a serious matter."

"Since the Pseudo-Zhou Dynasty is implicated, and there are dozens of casualties in the capital, we cannot let it go easily."

"We have had dealings with Fei Zongxian many times before, so this matter cannot be concealed."

"When you see them later, don't say anything. I will debate with them. If they want to frame me, I can only write a letter to my parents at home."

"No matter what, you must remember that we have never left the classroom during these days. No one has ever left!"

Lu Qubing gave a few instructions.

He looked very confident, but in fact, his legs were already shaking.

Involved in such a major event, not to mention his already impoverished small family, even Cui Mou could not bear it.

But he could only believe that there was a way to solve every problem. He was now even more afraid that Liu Taozi would resist and directly fight against the soldiers who came to arrest her.

He took a deep breath, suppressed his inner fear, and asked someone to open the door.

A large number of soldiers appeared on the road outside.

These soldiers are somewhat different from the masked knights. They do not cover their faces with masks, but they are still strong and sturdy. Their armor is also different from that of the knights. The protection is a little worse, but they seem to be more mobile.

Lu Qubing was stunned and whispered to Taozi beside him: "These are Han people, warriors."

"Your Majesty selected the best Xianbei troops to form the Baibao Xianbei, and also selected the best Han troops to be called Warriors."

These soldiers ignored the law school. They formed a long formation and rushed all the way over.

Every few steps, one soldier would stop where he was, holding a spear and on guard, while the rest of the soldiers continued to move forward.

Soon, there were soldiers all along the road, with a guard post every five steps.

It was the first time for everyone in the law school to see such a scene and they were trembling with fear.

Liu Taozi's eyes were also full of suspicion.

Lu Qubing became increasingly uneasy as he watched them continue to pour in.

"Sending so many people? Are you trying to arrest all the people from the county school?"

I don't know how long it had been, but the soldiers were already running around the law school. They all stayed at their positions and didn't even look at Lu Qubing.

Just as everyone was looking around, a man came on horseback.

The man jumped off his horse and rushed to Lu Qubing and others.

"Are you a student from the county school?"

Lu Qubing looked at the man in front of him. He was wearing an official robe and had a dignified appearance.

He quickly bowed and said, "This is the law school."

The man was stunned. "Law School? I asked you if you are a student?"

"The Law School is also part of the county school, and I am a student. I am the county magistrate's official, and I am called Lu."

"Okay, Lu Lingshi, you should take the students to the lecture hall now and find a senior there. He will arrange everything."

“It’s the road.”

Before Lu Qubing could explain, the man jumped on the horse again and rode away.

Lu Qubing was a little confused. This situation didn't look like they were going to arrest anyone.

He did not dare to disobey, so he had to ask everyone to line up and then led everyone out of the law school.

When the students stepped out of the law studio, they were all confused.

What on earth is this for?

Kou Liu was walking beside Taozi at this moment, "Brother, you are not going to slaughter the county school, are you?"

Peach shook her head.

Kou Liu wanted to ask a few more questions, but Lu Qubing called Taozi to the front.

As he walked along, Lu Qubing discovered that the place where these soldiers were stationed was not just the law school, but the entire county school!

Elite soldiers are stationed at all positions.

Lu Qubing was stunned.

"Isn't there more than a thousand soldiers?"

"Brother Taozi! Maybe the court has sent an important official here!"

The students looked around excitedly. After coming to the county school for so long, this was the first time they could walk outside the law school in broad daylight and take a look at the scenery outside.

The scenery of the county school is indeed nice.

Lu Qubing brought them to the lecture hall of the county school, which was located in the center of the school.

The entire lobby was dug out, forming a large circular pit with a high platform in the middle that can accommodate more than a hundred people.

On ordinary days, if there was a debate in the county school, the debaters would go up to the podium and the others would sit around and listen.

At this moment, there were many soldiers standing around the hall, but there were very few students.

There was an official with a fat head and big ears, who was loudly scolding several officials in the school, and their heads were almost sunk into the mud.

When the official saw Lu Qubing and his companions, his eyes lit up and he waved to Lu Qubing. Lu Qubing walked quickly.

"Who are you?"

"My name is Lu Qubing, and I am the county schoolmaster. These are all students from the Law School."

Hearing the answer, the official's face suddenly became gloomy, and he looked at several county school officials standing beside him.

"Didn't you say there are no students in the county school? Aren't these people human beings?"

The official was sweating profusely. "Reply to the secretary, these are the law school, and those who study law cannot be recommended."

"Bullshit! Someone, take this guy out here and beat him until his butt is rotten!"

As soon as the man gave an order, a soldier came forward and dragged the man away.

The fat secretary Cao looked at Lu Qubing again, and his expression looked much better.

"You've arrived at the right time. Take these students and take your seats. Sit closer to the front."

Lu Qubing pursed his lips and whispered, "Students of the Law School are of humble origin. If I were to sit in the front seat, I'm afraid it would be rude to you, my Lord."

"No problem!"

"Your Excellency has always been open-minded and doesn't care about etiquette!"

"Should we take them to change their clothes and wash their bodies first?"

"You! I've already told you, no need! Take a seat!!"

The fat scholar Cao was annoyed. Lu Qubing didn't dare to say anything more and led the students to their seats.

When everyone sat down in batches, even in the first row, the students felt dizzy.

They actually sat in the lecture hall???

Lu Qubing was a little excited. He asked Taozi to sit next to him, "Sure enough, a distinguished person is coming! This is a distinguished person!!"

"Although Cheng'an is close to Yecheng, there are too many bad things. If a senior official can wipe out the traitors and improve the local situation, I will have no regrets even if I am caught and killed!!"

"Ancestor Rong, please don't forget Cui Jijiu."

Liu Taozi spoke.

Lu Qubing suddenly came to his senses, and then shook his head, "Brother Taozi, you don't know that although there are traitors in Da Qi, the officials in the court are really talented. In recent years, the court has also issued many policies that benefit the people."

"Even this law school is a benevolent government of the imperial court. Apart from the Great Qi, who else can have common people in the county school?"

Taozi didn't say much.

More and more students appeared here. Most of them were frightened and reluctant, but they dared not show it.

Seeing their aggrieved expressions, everyone in the law school felt relieved.

Fat Shu Cao was still yelling, "Even if we have to go outside to arrest people, we must fill up the school!"

After working like this for more than half an hour, the lobby was almost full of people.

Everyone was waiting, motionless.

The scorching sun hung in the sky, shining mercilessly on the people below.

An unspeakable stench spread among the crowd, but no one stood up to reprimand.

Only the fat scholar was still running around and yelling.

Finally, Fat Shu Cao rushed in again, "Everything is ready! Here we come! Here we come!"

Lu Qubing stretched his neck to look and saw a group of people appearing in the distance.

The leader was a young man, who was followed by more than 20 people. All of these people held high official titles, and each of them was of a level that could make the county magistrate jump up to greet them, but at this moment, they were like dogs.

His head was almost down to his crotch, and the smile on his face was unusually bright, he was just about to stick out his tongue.

The young man walked quickly to the lobby. Everyone stood up and bowed to greet him. Fat Shu Cao led the crowd.

"Meet the King!!"

"Greetings, Great King!!!"

Everyone saluted and shouted, and this shout seemed to announce the other party's identity.

The young man just looked at everyone without returning the greeting. He looked around and then found a seat to sit down. The other officials just stood there and did not dare to sit down.

"let's start."

The king gave the order, and Fat Shu Cao walked up to the platform breathlessly.

"Let the lecture begin!!"

Two local celebrities came on stage, one of them had a bruised face and nose, which was very indecent. They sat in the upper seats and slowly began to talk about Confucian classics.

Both of them worked very hard.

He showed off his knowledge, used words that he thought were profound, and mysteriously explained some truths that he himself didn't want to hear.

The more they talked, the more excited they became. They were moved by themselves, with gleams in their eyes.

But the king below began to yawn. Suddenly, he stood up, took a few steps, walked to the side of the hall, turned his back to everyone, unzipped his pants, and urinated.

ps: In the first year of the reign of Emperor Gaoyang, he was named King Gaoyang. In the tenth year of the reign of Emperor Tianbao, he was promoted to Minister of the Chancellery. He was humorous and wise, and did not abide by etiquette. ———"Book of Northern Qi·Biography of King Gaoyang Gao Xi"

ps: Ah, it’s recommended, I’m so happy, I’ll update one more chapter quickly, a heavyweight character will appear next, and the mystery of the peach will be revealed soon, so stay tuned!
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