Chapter 8: The Eighth Day of Feeding the Boss Water

Saying that you want to sleep is just an excuse. Lizhi Bear doesn't need to eat, but Yue Lizhi needs it!

(ω)”!
Even though she was very reluctant to leave the gentle paradise set up by the domineering boss, how could she be the little bear who would bow down to beauty?

After crawling out of the familiar monster's mouth, Yue Lizhi stretched his limp limbs. The little dog 324 had smartly flown out to act as a light.

Seeing this fawning look, even nearly twisting herself into a knot to make a heart shape, Yue Lizhi's anger was almost gone.

"Okay, I forgive you!"

[Thank you host~ woooooo(;︵;`)]

Influenced by Ji Shuchen, Yue Lizhi made a tomato and egg sour noodle soup for dinner. As per the old rule, 324 had to “eat” it first when it was freshly cooked!
I didn’t expect that 324 liked it so much and gave it a higher rating than the spicy hot pot we had at noon. What can I say?

It's up to her taste!
Yue Lizhi (holding a rose) slid against the wall with satisfaction 324 (with deep eyes):

Baby, you are worthy of being my leader.
After dinner, Yue Lizhi lazily lay on the rocking chair on the balcony, enjoying the evening breeze, while System 324 lay on the ambient light beside her, emitting a soft halo of light.

The years are peaceful, nothing is like this...

Suddenly, the phone on the small round table began to vibrate wildly.

"I want to get rich, I want to get rich, wow, I want to get rich, rich, rich, rich..."

This was the ringtone she set specifically for Xu Qingran.

Oh haha~

I don’t dare to answer it. I don’t dare to answer it at all!
But the consequences of not answering the phone were predictably dire. She could almost imagine Xu Qingran's sarcastic expression.

"Hey?"

Yue Lizhi spoke in a trembling voice.

"Lizhi! I just saw in the gossip group that someone in your community made a big joke because of the lighting! Is it true?"

Yue Lizhi: ...

As expected, this guy called me with murderous intentions!

On the other end of the phone, Xu Qingran was still immersed in the excitement of the melon owner being so close to me, and kept asking: "Your community property management has done a good job of confidentiality. Who is that person? Do you know him?"

Yue Lizhi pursed her lips, opened and closed her mouth, and uttered two words with all her might: "It's me."

After a moment of silence.

“Hahahahaha ga ga ga ga ga, goose, goose, goose…”

In just a few seconds, she switched between three types of laughter. Yue Lizhi could guess how wildly this woman was laughing even if she used her toes to think.

After giving a fierce look to 324 who was growing mushrooms in the corner, Yue Lizhi gritted his teeth and said, "Alright! Shut up if you've laughed enough!"

"beep--"

The phone hangs up.

But inexplicably, Yue Lizhi did not feel relieved. She leaned back on the recliner and looked at 324 with a serious expression: "Tong, the storm is coming..."

324 Some doubts:

[Host, what happened? ]

She shook her head, looking unfathomable.

Five minutes later, the doorbell rang as expected.

Yue Lizhi got up and opened the door with a dead heart, and sure enough - a beautiful woman with big wavy hair with an atmospheric look appeared in front of her.

Although Xu Qingran lived not far away, it still took about fifteen minutes to walk there, so it was clear that this guy must have come here by taxi.

Is it that important? Just to have a taste of the live version of melon.

The existence of the system cannot be known to anyone other than the bound host, so 324 cleverly crawled into the lampshade and pretended to be an ordinary lamp.

As soon as the door opened, Xu Qingran kicked off her high heels skillfully and ran barefoot to the balcony lounge chair, waving her hand like calling a dog: "Little Lizhi, come here quickly and let me kiss you, and then tell me the whole story in detail."

"The key point is the latter sentence."

Xu Qingran said "Ouch" in a pretentious manner: "Don't pay attention to so many details!"

……

"Hahaha, you laughing rat! Where's the culprit lamp? Take it out quickly so I can take a good look at it!" After hearing her dry retelling, Xu Qingran laughed so hard that she almost fell over with her chair.

Seeing this, Yue Lizhi reached out to help, glanced at the corner where 324 was hiding, and replied resentfully: "As the actual object involved in this incident, of course it was thrown away. Could it be that it was kept to recall the scene of social death every day?"

Thrown away?! No, no! It had so much trouble binding to its host!

324, who overheard this, was so scared that he burrowed deeper into the lampshade.

Seeing that the person was almost dying of laughter, Yue Lizhi quickly changed the subject: "I asked you to come over to accompany me the past two days, but you didn't want to. Why did you come over today just for a melon?"

Xu Qingran wiped away the tears from her laughter, grabbed a soft pillow and hugged it in her arms, and said indifferently: "What else can I do? After breaking up, of course I have plenty of time to spare!"

Yue Lizhi tilted his head, not quite reacting: "Which one?"

"Who else could it be? The one you nicknamed Big Black Brother!"

Yue Lizhi, who was given a cold look, suddenly realized and scratched his head awkwardly: "Sorry, my memory is still stuck on your Kappa ex-boyfriend."

"But if you ask me, you should have broken up with him a long time ago!"

Yue Lizhi rolled up her sleeves and began to rant about her accumulated complaints: "Speaking of Brother Dahei, I get angry. I disliked the fact that you had a Kappa ex-boyfriend, but I never expected that you would find someone as extreme as him!"

"Yes! He's nearly 1.9 meters tall, so the cutest height difference is there! What about his body shape? Don't you consider it? He weighs three times as much as you, sister!"

"And he was so chauvinistic that he asked his mother to add you right after you confirmed your relationship. He even said that you didn't need to work after marriage, and his mother would take you to run their grocery store! You were only a junior at university at that time! And whenever you two had a conflict, his mother would jump out and lecture you. This is what I can't stand the most!"

"Your love affair is like a criminal record! I don't even want to talk about it!"

Xu Qingran clapped her hands in shock. "You said it all in one go. How long have you been holding these words in? How did you manage to wait until now to say them?"

Sighing, Yue Lizhi poked Xu Qingran on the forehead: "My bottom line for you is not to betray the country and not to commit crimes. As for the rest, I will always support you, even if I don't agree with it, not to mention that you are just dating... um."

This "hmm" is very spiritual.

After a pause, he added: "Anyway, you won't be the one who gets hurt. After all, you are a sober person in love."

Xu Qingran: ...

"Thank you?"

Yue Lizhi smiled: "You're welcome."

"Stop!"

Xu Qingran gestured, somewhat speechless: "Let's put aside my embarrassing love history for now. What about you? You have been a solo person since birth. When will you find a handsome boy to experience the bitterness of love?"

Yue Lizhi shook his head: "I don't know, I'll tell you when I meet someone I like!"

"After reading and writing so many novels, my heart becomes like a durian, with my favorite characters standing on each tip."

She said half seriously and half jokingly: "Maybe one day I will really fall in love with a paper man?"

Xu Qingran rolled her eyes: "Forget it, I don't care about you, just go with your paper man! I'm going to go back and have a beauty sleep first. This queen may have a sweet date tomorrow!"

Hearing this, Yue Lizhi had a strange expression on his face: "Which bighead carp did you catch from your fish pond?"

Xu Qingran was so angry that she threw the soft pillow over and knelt on the recliner with her hands on her hips: "This time it's a genuine handsome boy. I can finally see it clearly! Those who are not good-looking are not necessarily honest, but good looks are real!"

Yue Lizhi responded perfunctorily: "Then I wish you and Brother Yipie a happy love in advance?"

"Brother Yipie?" Xu Qingran asked with a questioning face: "Where does this title come from?"

"You haven't even started yet! Stupid!"

After seeing off the noisy Xu Qingran, Yue Lizhi tapped the small lamp where 324 was hiding: "Now that he's gone, I'm not feeling suffocated hiding in the lampshade!"

[No way, the existence of the system cannot be known to irrelevant people, and I am still a baby and have not learned the system's special concealment skills. ]

But it's not a solution to keep 324 hiding like this...

"324, shall we build you a little home together tomorrow?"

【Really? 】

The little light ball was no longer afraid, and quickly got out of the lampshade, happily flying around Yue Lizhi several times:
【Thank you host! Love you host! 】

【*^_^*】

Yue Lizhi was amused and laughed, looking at the little light ball with tender eyes.

It is hard to find such an easy and high-paying job as feeding water to the boss, not to mention that there is a cute little light ball to entertain and relieve boredom.

Life is so pleasant!
Of course, it is pleasant to make a decision, but when it comes to actual implementation, Yue Lizhi has the most right to express his opinion.

Yue Mou Ren: It’s hard to comment…

(End of this chapter)

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