After dressing up as the boss's bear kettle, he was secretly kissed

Chapter 5: The Fifth Day of Feeding the Boss Water

It was already noon when Yue Lizhi woke up. She felt as if all her energy had been sucked out by a male vixen and she didn't want to move at all.

"324, are you there?"

No response.

Yue Lizhi was a little confused. Could it be that everything that happened last night was just her imagination?
The system is down?!
Who can I talk to to explain this?

"324?"

[Host, you are suppressing me! (_)]

A muffled baby voice suddenly came from under him, scaring Yue Lizhi so much that he took off immediately. He saw a familiar little ball of light staggering out from a crushed sea otter doll.

Yue Lizhi blinked, somewhat shocked: "You artificial idiots... do you still need to sleep?"

[Host, please don't look down on me, I am a high-level system! ]

324 was so angry that he transformed his hands and threw a set of air punches, and then changed his face into a professional one in a second:
[In order to better serve the host, we are all implanted with simulation anthropomorphic plug-ins! If the host rests, I must rest too! ]

Yue Lizhi had a strange expression on her face: "Well... do you want to eat? Or go to the toilet?" She was a little overwhelmed at the thought that such a cute little thing in front of her could actually excrete through cyber-device.

[Host! You have no manners! ! ]

【Angry! (╬◣ω◢)】

"Okay, okay! I won't ask anymore!"

Seeing the little ball of light flashing with anger, Yue Lizhi was afraid that it would explode, so he quickly stroked its fur.

She crawled out of the monster bed's mouth and stretched her sore limbs. 324 also flew out of its mouth, looking curious:
[Host, what should we do next? ]

Yue Lizhi rolled his eyes at it and said, "It's already noon, of course we should eat!"

Have a meal?

Human food?
The little light ball lit up!
[Host~Hehe~]

Half an hour later, Yue Lizhi held her chin and watched the small ball of light circling around her takeaway. She felt helpless and said, "I said, have you finished collecting the data? I haven't had breakfast and I'm almost starving. If it's not good, I'll eat you alive!"

324 flew two more circles, and the small ball of light flashed: [Alright, host! ]

As he spoke, an identical data appeared in front of him... Malatang?

Yue Lizhi stretched out his hand tentatively to touch it but found nothing, while 324 smiled and transformed into a hand holding chopsticks and started to eat his meal with a slurp.

Speechless, just go with 6.

After lunch, I had to start working no matter how reluctant I was.

He opened his computer like a zombie and logged into his author account skillfully. Yue Lizhi didn't even dare to look at his cold collection. He skipped the daily report and went straight to the backstage to start typing.

The not-so-slender fingers flew across the cartoon keyboard, and strings of characters appeared on the screen.

Her writing is not bad but not top-notch, and the stories she conceives are just average, with nothing outstanding about them, so she is still tepid and can barely make ends meet.

324 flew over quietly, and without disturbing her, lay quietly on Yue Lizhi's head, watching the increasing text on the screen, which gradually gathered into paragraphs and became a plot.

It turns out that the host is an author.

The most popular host profession in the world! Is this the novice protection period of the world? Bound to the invisible boss!
In order to prevent himself from disturbing the host by laughing out loud, 324 quietly moved away and then laughed crazily.

As everyone knows in the system world, binding the author has a series of buff bonuses. Maybe after completing this task, it can not only be successfully converted to a regular employee but also move the system number forward. It is not impossible to be bold and get a super invincible system code in the top ten!

The more he thought about 324, the more excited he became. The light around him became brighter and brighter, until it turned red!

Yue Lizhi, who had no idea what was going on behind the scenes, was still typing diligently.

After pressing the publish button, she picked up the water beside her and took a sip leisurely, but the sudden sound of knocking on the door scared her so much that she choked on the water.

"Cough cough! Cough cough!"

Along with the coughing came the increasingly violent banging on the door, and something could be vaguely heard:
"Hold on! We're here to save you!"

"Quick! Break the door! Someone inside is already coughing!"

What the hell?

Yue Lizhi was choking so hard that her lungs were about to burst. She coughed and hurriedly stood up to open the door, feeling that if she was a little later, her door would be broken. 324 There was no way to hide in the red light, so she had to hide in the floor lamp beside her, trying to cover up her mistake.

As soon as the door opened, the little cuties in orange uniforms rushed in, walked around the room, and were dumbfounded.

Where is the fire?

Yue Lizhi coughed until tears came out, patted his chest, and looked confused, so he asked with all his strength: "What...what's wrong?"

The leading comrade explained: "The property management of your community called and said that your house was on fire. Now it seems that it was a misunderstanding, but we still need to check whether there are any safety hazards for you."

Yue Lizhi recovered a little and nodded quickly: "Thank you, thank you, everyone, for your hard work."

At this time, the property staff of the community received a notification that everything was fine and came in, handed over the phone and explained:
"When the property staff was on patrol, they looked up and saw the fire reflected in your window. We found your registered mobile phone number and called you several times but no one answered. For the safety of your property and life, we and the firefighters decided to break into your house."

"This is the video that the staff took outside at the time. You can take a look at it."

Yue Lizhi had finished watching the video, and the corners of his mouth twitched. At first glance, it really looked like a house fire, but it wasn't too big.

"I'm sorry, I'm working from home and I'm used to keeping my phone muted. Sorry to bother you."

She turned on her phone and saw several missed calls. She hurriedly released the volume button.

The firefighters have finished their inspection, and the leader brought the "culprit" over to explain: "It should be the light of the floor lamp. The red light is not clear through the gauze curtain and it is easy to cause misunderstanding."

Yue Lizhi glared at 324 fiercely, wishing he could dig a crack in the ground with his bare hands and crawl in: "Yes, yes, I will pay attention next time. No, no, there won't be a next time. Thank you for the trouble of making this trip."

"Serving the people is not hard. What we hope to see is that there is no fire. Next, we must also pay attention to the safety of using fire and electricity."

Yue Lizhi nodded repeatedly.

A group of people in orange uniforms came and left in a hurry, because there are always people who silently contribute, which makes a harmonious and stable life possible.

The property staff also followed.

After closing the door, Yue Lizhi's smile disappeared and devil horns rose from his head.

"3! 2! 4!"

324 flew out of the lamp, the entire ball of light trembled, and the originally high emotions suddenly dropped:
[Host, I was wrong~]

【嘤嘤嘤(ó﹏ò)】

Yue Lizhi was also helpless! Such a tearful little kid, he couldn't bear to hit her, but scolding her didn't make him feel better.

The situation is at a stalemate.

"Ding--"

Message from owners:
[Dear owners and residents: Hello, there is a suspected fire in a certain building. After the fire brigade and property staff came to investigate, they found that it was caused by the lighting in the room. We apologize for the panic caused to you! ]

The piece of news shocked the owners in the group who had been silent for years, and soon the news spread to 99+.

Sure enough, the nature of human beings is to eat melons.

Yue Lizhi silently crawled into the monster's mouth and covered herself with a quilt.

I already want to leave this world.

She didn't dare to think about it. If Xu Qingran's bad friend knew about this, she would be laughed at for the rest of her life.

Maybe even that guy will carve his epitaph on your tombstone.

The phone still dings.

Yue Lizhi covered her face with the quilt.

I really want to escape. It would be nice to ignore the world like a mad dog.

324 floated over cautiously:

[Host, how about we go play with the boss and do a mission? How about I give you a bonus? I'll give it to you when we get back! ]

Yue Lizhi: ...

Yue Lizhi was very happy: as long as she could escape for a short while, going anywhere would be fine!
But...where is this!

(End of this chapter)