The fortune telling was so accurate that I accidentally accumulated a huge amount of merit!
Chapter 983 The Wolf Grandma Wagging Her Tail!
Chapter 983 The Wolf Grandma Wagging Her Tail! (2 Updates)
Yun Ran glanced at the divine cauldron speechlessly, then reached out and patted its leg: "Hey, keep your voice down, you're disturbing me!"
The grumbling divine cauldron suddenly heard a human voice, and looked left and right.
Huh, this isn't that smelly, dark, and filthy place anymore. But where is the person who was speaking? Why can't it see them?
Feeling something touching its leg, the spirit of the divine cauldron looked down.
Good heavens, a tiny, short human was squatting right at my feet.
The divine cauldron was already in a bad mood, and now it was even worse; it disliked such weak humans.
"Little one, are you speaking to this divine cauldron?"
Yunran: ...
You're the little devil, your whole family are!
A spirit that lacks manners might as well have died sooner.
"A divine cauldron? You're a divine cauldron! You must be lying. Whose divine cauldron is this, all black and radiating a fierce aura?"
Oh, I see. You must be disgusted by your humble origins and deliberately claim to be a divine artifact. In reality, you must have come from some filthy place.
"Hey, that's where you're wrong. Even if you gave birth to a spirit, how can you look down on your origins? So what if it's not a divine artifact? It's not like you've broken any heavenly laws..."
Yunran knows how to strike at the heart of a person (spirit), and she knows even better how to use sarcastic and unsettling language to break down the opponent's defenses.
Who told this guy to call her "little person" before? This is what happens when you dare to look down on her!
Divine Cauldron Spirit: ...
No, it really is a divine cauldron, and it lives in a temple at the top of the mountain, where people wash it with divine water every day.
Not to mention, it was made from a piece of divine jade and only gained sentience after being worshipped for countless years.
The spirit of the divine cauldron was immediately displeased when its identity was questioned.
"You audacious commoner, how dare you speak to this divine cauldron like that! Believe me, this divine cauldron will no longer protect you humans!!!"
The little paper doll thought it was arrogant enough because of its master, but it never expected to encounter an even more arrogant being. This mouth of itss is really annoying.
He immediately unleashed a bolt of lightning at the divine cauldron.
"How dare you! What kind of demon or evil spirit dares to speak to my master like that? I'm telling you, you're finished!"
Suddenly struck by a thunderous phone call, he, who was certain that he was the spirit of the divine cauldron, suddenly felt an unbearable sensation.
It wanted to see if it was injured.
Logically speaking, it was made of divine jade and had been worshipped for many years. It shouldn't be able to resist all external forces, but at least it shouldn't have such an effect from a small spark of lightning.
Then, the spirit of the divine cauldron let out another pig-like howl.
"Aaaaaah... My body, how did it become like this? How dare you! Quickly use the divine water to wash away the filth on my body!"
The spirit of the divine cauldron has no distinction between beauty and ugliness, but this divine cauldron, which has been worshipped by humans for many years, has obviously been spoiled.
It was taken very well by the people in the temple, and there were very high standards for cleanliness and tidiness.
Previously, in that underground space, the filthy environment almost caused it to break down.
Now, seeing itself so dirty and even shiny black, the spirit of the divine cauldron couldn't bear it at all and was about to faint from anger.
At this moment, Yunran casually uttered a sentence that stabbed its already vulnerable heart in the back.
"This is the color you originally wore. I never thought that even the spirit of a divine artifact would be so vain these days. It's really unacceptable."
The spirit of the divine cauldron was instantly enraged by Yun Ran, its anger flaring even more fiercely. It had no vanity, and its current state was not its original form.
The spirit of the divine cauldron wanted to prove that it was not lying, but no matter what it said, Yun Ran firmly shook its head.
Then, he casually uttered his trump card: "Oh, really? But I don't believe it!"
Now, the spirit of the divine cauldron, who had previously been aloof and disdainful of speaking to Yun Ran, a human, completely broke down and began to sob.
The little paper figure was dumbfounded by this scene.
It turns out that sometimes, the power of words is more destructive than the thunder and lightning in its hand.
No wonder so many people were afraid of the master before; the master is indeed the most powerful.
The tree spirit, who had previously been intimidated by the spirit of the divine cauldron and was trembling with fear, witnessed firsthand an existence that could easily suppress it.
Because he wanted to prove that he was a divine cauldron and not a spirit from those filthy places, he was so angered by Yun Ran that he broke down and collapsed.
The tree spirit suddenly felt a little embarrassed by its past behavior of being terrified.
The spirit of the divine cauldron was still wailing, so Yun Ran decided to stop while she was ahead.
"Seeing you crying so hard, I imagine you've really suffered a great injustice. Why don't you tell me? If I've really wronged you, I'll apologize."
Yun Ran has figured out the art of slapping someone and then giving them a sweet treat.
Just moments ago, Yun Ran seemed to be the spirit of the most wicked human in the world, and she stopped her broken, collapsing sobs.
It always felt that there was something strange about those words.
However, now that it finally has a chance to clear its name, it can't worry about that for the time being.
He immediately asked, "What do you want to know?"
If Yunran had asked the spirit of the Divine Cauldron from the beginning, it would not only have refused to say anything, but would have also treated Yunran as an enemy and been on guard against her.
But now, in order to prove that what it said before was true, it will answer whatever Yunran asks without reservation.
As a sacred cauldron that has been worshipped and revered in the temple for many years, it cannot bear even the slightest injustice.
Little paper doll: ……
Great Tree Spirit: ...
So, there really are spirits of magical artifacts. How can they be so easily fooled? They've been sold out and are even helping the seller count the money.
When the tree spirit looked at Yunran again, it felt that Yunran at this moment was just like the old lady in the next yard who had described her as the wolf grandmother wagging her tail!
After a moment of silence, the little paper figure expressed endless reverence for its master. The master was truly amazing; even the spirit of the divine cauldron could be easily manipulated!
Yunran didn't care at all what the little paper figure and the big tree were thinking.
His gaze toward the divine cauldron carried a smile of successful scheming.
"Otherwise, tell me about your background, where you used to live, and what you did before."
That way, I can judge whether what you said before was true based on what you said. If I was wrong, I will definitely apologize to you.
(End of this chapter)
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