The fortune telling was so accurate that I accidentally accumulated a huge amount of merit!
Chapter 637 Not a single one is satisfactory!
Chapter 637 Not a single one is satisfactory!
The little paper figure shook rapidly; at that pace, it could shake apart not only the yolk of an egg, but even a fresh brain.
Feeling that the time was almost up, the little paper figure stopped.
The eggs, which were previously somewhat shiny, have now become completely dull.
The little paper doll nodded in satisfaction. With it on its side, there was nothing it couldn't accomplish!
"Master, the egg yolk is definitely broken from shaking!"
As he spoke, he handed the egg to Yunran.
No one knew that the creature inside the egg was weak and ravenous at that moment.
His mind was spinning, and his eyes, which hadn't been open for a hundred years, struggled to open a crack.
Yunran took the egg, weighed it in her hand, and tapped it. It felt the same as before.
"Hey, you're still alive! You're pretty tough!"
Upon hearing this, the little paper doll immediately became anxious, for it had never made a mistake in the tasks its master had assigned it!
It couldn't even break the yolk of one egg when it tried to shake it. Doesn't that make it seem useless?
The little paper figure immediately tried to grab the egg and shake it again. It refused to believe that, with its speed and ability, it couldn't do anything to the egg.
"Owner……"
Seeing the little paper doll so 'ambitious', Yunran raised her hand to interrupt it.
"Well, they say Heaven cherishes life. We've already taken action several times, and he's still so stubbornly alive. Let's leave it at that for now!"
With that, Yunran tossed the egg into the little paper figure's hand: "Take it away, and let me figure out how to deal with it first."
The little paper figure caught the golden egg, but as it turned around, it snorted twice: "You're lucky, only your master is kind-hearted!"
Golden Egg: ...
Do you want to hear what you're saying? Kind-hearted? If this woman were kind-hearted, there would be no bad people left!
What a kind person! The first thing they did upon meeting was smash an egg on the ground, followed by this rapid shaking. If it hadn't been lucky, it would have died several times over!
The little paper figure disliked this egg that couldn't be killed no matter what, so naturally it wouldn't hold it properly.
Out of the corner of her eye, she saw that her owner had shifted all his attention to the food, so she turned her head and kicked the egg she was holding into the corner.
Anyway, the eggshell is so hard that you can't break it even if you smash it, so what's wrong with kicking it?
Just yesterday it was a golden egg among treasures, but now its treatment is a leap from heaven to hell.
The other few idle paper figures watched as the egg was kicked, looking on with amusement.
Suddenly seized by a playful impulse, it cautiously glanced at its owner, seemingly oblivious to his presence.
They immediately joined in, but under Yunran's watchful eye, they didn't dare to be too presumptuous.
Therefore, when kicking those golden eggs, one should always hold back.
Otherwise, with their strength, a single powerful kick would have shattered the plane.
Jin Dandan, who had just managed to relieve his dizziness, was kicked around again.
My heart, which had been pretending to be strong, finally broke down, and I cried my heart out.
While Yunran was having a great time, her junior uncle was incredibly busy.
However, after helping Xuan Kong find some clues, he withdrew in time, seemingly completely uninterested in the affairs of Tiandao Village.
Watching his junior uncle's departing figure, Xuan Kong felt both emotional and regretful. If his junior uncle hadn't been from another world and merely a spirit puppet, Xuan Kong would have been eager to invite him to be a guest elder of Heavenly Dao Village.
But little did Xuan Kong know that compared to Yun Ran's experience, his junior uncle was the real 'cunning old fox'.
How could I possibly get involved in such troublesome matters and unnecessary karmic consequences?
Junior Uncle, holding the list, has already begun helping Yun Ran find a scapegoat.
Seeing that the first name was Xie Xuzhi, Junior Uncle skipped over him.
If there are other suitable candidates, Junior Uncle will definitely choose someone else first.
During this time, he was not idle either, and had already roughly figured out the distribution of some forces in the world.
The Xie family is not only one of the four great families in Kyoto, but also involved with the Special Administration Bureau. People like them are always surrounded by trouble.
At that point, it's hard to say who will be the one using someone else's shield!
In short, in the eyes of Junior Uncle, the Xie family meant trouble and could only be a candidate on the shortlist.
There are only ten people on the list, and each has a background introduction.
Anyone who sees the backgrounds of these ten people would undoubtedly call them outstanding young talents, absolute gems.
Unfortunately, in the eyes of Junior Uncle, these people were all lacking in something.
It's not that their appearance doesn't meet his standards, but rather that he feels they are ruthless and not a kind person.
They completely forgot that these people were all outstanding members of their respective families. If they didn't have some tricks up their sleeves and cunning, they probably wouldn't even have left a trace of bones.
Back then, my junior uncle not only required that the candidates come from good families, be intelligent, have auspicious birth charts, not be too old, and not be ugly...
These conditions are so high that it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say they meet the standards an emperor uses to choose a son-in-law.
If these conditions hadn't been passed down in the name of Xuan Kong, the people of Tiandao Village would have suspected that someone had come to cause trouble for them.
After comprehensive screening, they barely managed to put together this list of ten names.
For the first time, the people of Tiandao Village realized how difficult it was to find people who weren't so unsightly.
At this moment, the junior uncle was completely convinced of the high value of this list and was still picking and choosing, finding fault with everyone.
This made Junior Uncle very dissatisfied, but he also knew that the people of Tiandao Village had really tried their best.
The junior uncle flipped back to the second page of the list and couldn't help but sigh.
"Sigh, this little world has been downgraded. It's no good. It only picks up the worst ones, and there's not a single one that's satisfactory!"
Fortunately, no one heard these words, otherwise, Junior Uncle would probably have been cyberbullied to death!
I have to say: What kind of family is this? Don't they have any self-awareness? And they actually got elected!
Despite feeling extremely uncomfortable, thinking about the mess that brat Yunran had made...
The junior uncle could only console himself: it's just a shield, I'll throw it away after I'm done using it, no need to care, I can just pretend I didn't see it!
After glancing at the address of the person on the second list, Junior Uncle decided to secretly go and check out this person.
This person's family lived in the south.
Coincidentally, Yun Ran also went to South China for a "trip," so he took the opportunity to visit the girl.
Thinking of this, Junior Uncle felt a bit annoyed. Ever since Yun Ran got involved with him, he was either cleaning up her messes or on his way to do so!
God knows, when he was young, he never cared this much about his own affairs.
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