The fortune telling was so accurate that I accidentally accumulated a huge amount of merit!

Chapter 608 Get Used To It (2 Updates)
Xuan Chu was filled with disbelief. His driving skills, while not world-class, were certainly not so basic as to make such a mistake.

Xuan Chu opened the car door and jumped out to check the situation.

Soon, Xuan Chu saw a scene that shocked him: a wild boar lying on its back, grunting and squealing, on the front of the car.

Xuan Chu was so angry he laughed; a car crash was no big deal.

But in this desolate place, with such a wide field of vision, to bump into a wild boar is practically mocking his blindness.

Yunran leaned leisurely against the window and said with a smile, "Wow, such a big wild boar, not bad."

Xuan Chu's face darkened even more; he didn't care whether Yun Ran was a walking jinx or not.

He just wanted to know how the wild boar had managed to evade his sight!
Unfortunately, no matter how Xuan Chu looked at it, this wild boar was just an ordinary wild boar, and it didn't have any intelligence at all.

Therefore, this can only be considered a coincidence.

Having never witnessed Yun Ran's misfortunes, Xuan Chu could only console himself by saying he would be more careful next time.

After taking the first-aid kit from the vehicle and bandaging the wild boar's wounds, they set off again.

At this moment, the sun is high in the sky, and the outside temperature has risen, even feeling like it's being scorched.

While eating fruit, Yun Ran casually said, "I can't use mystical arts right now, or bad things will just keep happening. You'll have to get used to it."

Xuan Chu: ...

He hadn't really taken Yun Ran's misfortune to heart, but now, he suddenly had a very bad feeling.

It is said that the sixth sense of people in the Xuanmen sect is very accurate. Sure enough, just as Xuan Chu was thinking this, the car he was driving suddenly lost control.

Xuan Chu could only control the car and slowly brake.

"Tire blowout!"

Yunran is rich; even if she rents a car, it's the most expensive kind, with excellent performance and quality.

But now, this perfectly good tire has burst!

Now Xuan Chu had no doubt whatsoever about Yun Ran's power.

Xuan Chu turned his head and looked at Yun Ran with the eyes of someone looking at a rare object, then said in a certain tone, "It's really not easy for you to be able to live peacefully before."

Looking at the map, I know they are still in the desert.

Xuan Chu was now truly troubled.

He left all the men he had brought with him to the desert to his master.

Now he's the only one bearing Yunran's bad luck; I'm afraid he might not be able to handle it.

"Just call for rescue. Don't let the desolate appearance fool you; the Special Administration Bureau has people stationed here. With our status, they'll give us face and send us out on a mission."

It is absurd for someone from Tiandao Village to ask the Special Administration Bureau for help.

"You're the abbot of Qingfeng Temple, aren't you afraid of losing face by asking the Special Administration Bureau for help?"

Yun Ran put on an innocent expression: "I don't think so. I'm not someone who seeks fame or fortune, so why would I care about other people's opinions?"

Xuan Chu weighed the power of Yun Ran's misfortune and the fact that Yun Ran was currently fragile.

They promptly contacted the Special Administration Bureau personnel stationed nearby.

He himself didn't care; what mattered was that Yunran had to be safe and sound.

Xuan Chu was just about to take advantage of the free time while waiting for others to draw some lucky charms. "Clang, clang, clang..."

After a loud bang, dust billowed up, and the two people sitting in the car with the air conditioning on felt a jolt.

The swirling dust obscured the view, making it impossible to see what had happened.

The little paper figure slipped out through the crack in the car door and returned shortly after, covered in dirt.

"Master, the place where this vehicle was parked was actually above a rat hole. They've hollowed out this area. The RV was too heavy, and the ground couldn't support it, so it collapsed..."

As soon as the little paper figure finished speaking, a screeching sound came from the door of the RV, as if rats were hitting and scratching each other with their claws.

A lot of dust from outside seeped into the RV through the tiny gaps.

Yun Ran frowned, then picked up a seemingly ordinary feather fan from beside the bed and gently fanned it, immediately blowing the dust away.

The dust outside seemed to have encountered some kind of nemesis, and it immediately dispersed.

Yunran and the others were finally able to see the current situation clearly.

The RV was mostly submerged in the ditch, and to make matters worse, it was unbalanced, tilted, and the doors were completely blocked.

Coincidence is no longer enough to explain the current situation. In such a vast desert, they just happened to stop in this place.

Yunran's fate, deeply rejected by the Heavenly Dao, has become a concrete manifestation of her misfortune.

Without the dust obscuring them, the rats that were scrambling on the car met Xuan Chu's gaze.

It's unclear whether those rats had never seen humans before, but upon seeing the 'huge creature' in the car, they were so frightened that they swarmed away.

The dust that had just been fanned down by Yunran's feather fan was stirred up again.

Xuan Chu was speechless at this moment, and silently gave Yun Ran a thumbs up.

"I'm truly impressed. From now on, if anyone wants to compete with you in terms of misfortune, and you're second, no one will dare to challenge you for first place."

People can actually laugh when they're speechless.

Yun Ran ignored Xuan Chu's teasing. Her eyes, which were filled with amusement, turned towards the roof of the RV, where the light shone directly into the sky.

"Serves him right for being severely injured, serves him right for having his essence stolen, he deserves it!"

Having satisfied her verbal urges, Yun Ran turned to the little paper figure: "Get the car out of here. If someone sees it in this mess, don't I have any dignity?"

The little paper figure easily lifted the RV out of the pit.

Then, incidentally, they also collapsed all the hollowed-out areas around it.

The question is, that pothole from before, it's obviously the size of a campervan, anyone with eyes could see it at a glance.

But if they destroy everything else, no one will know that their RV was previously stuck in the mud.

“Master, we have checked the surrounding area and there will be no more similar troubles.”

Xuan Chu was still a little uneasy, so he went to look around again and found that there was indeed no trouble that could be attributed to coincidence.

However, thinking of those extremely low-probability troubles before, Xuan Chu still did not let his guard down.

When he turned around, the entire RV was laid bare before his eyes.

The perfectly good RV now has a huge dent in the front, a flat tire, and is covered in dirt.

Xuan Chu sighed softly. Now, he seemed to understand why Uncle Yan had made it one of the conditions for him to stay by Yun Ran's side for three years. The old fox was indeed shrewd.