The fortune telling was so accurate that I accidentally accumulated a huge amount of merit!

Chapter 571 Addicted to Exploiting Freebies

After watching Long Ling lead the silly giant sea turtle away with a dog leash, the little paper doll's eyes lit up.

It immediately flew to Yunran's side, intending to tease the dragon spirit and make it jealous, since that guy had upset it.

“Master, this dragon spirit looks like he has a bad temper. We should stop associating with him. He always makes you angry. A beautiful lady can’t be angry all the time.”

Another little paper figure flew over and muttered softly, "Master, didn't those old monsters say that as long as there is a more powerful being, they can directly eliminate this resentment?"

Why don't we let Long Ling try? He's got a lot of luck, anyway. Last time you drained such a huge basin of his blood, and he was perfectly fine!"

This guy's gotten addicted to taking advantage of others; as long as the dragon spirit doesn't die, he's fine.

Yunran: ...

If someone else heard this, they would probably think that the little paper figure was created by some evil cultivator.

Yunran thought hard, but she had never taught the little paper doll so many shameless ideas.

Therefore, there is only one conclusion!
It seems I'll have to seriously limit the amount of short dramas these ginseng fruits and paper dolls can watch from now on; they're getting more and more cunning.

"You guys should read less of that toxic motivational stuff online in the future, otherwise, I'm afraid you'll end up becoming heretical cultivators!"

The little paper doll was scolded by its owner and immediately became angry, putting its hands on its hips.

"No way! We're all good kids, we'll never become evil cultivators!"

Yun Ran felt goosebumps all over her body. She wasn't angry at Long Ling, but she was disgusted by the little paper doll she had raised.

"Alright, alright, you're all good kids, okay? No one has lived in the yard for many days, it's dusty everywhere. You all need to wash all the places again with water!"

The little paper figures, spoiled by Yunran, immediately stopped being angry upon receiving their master's 'approval' and became as diligent as little bees, starting to clean and wipe everything.

Yun Ran breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that raising these sentient magical artifacts was actually quite similar to raising those unruly children.

Thinking about the terrible things I did when I was a kid, and how my junior classmates were no pushovers either, I feel a pang of sadness.

Yunran felt a jolt of realization. No, from now on, she would have to hand over all the responsibility of teaching the junior disciples and dealing with these magical artifacts to others. She would just need to be a hands-off abbot.

The ginseng fruit was still on its way when, for some reason, a chill suddenly ran through my body, as if I were being targeted by some evil thing.

Ginseng Fruit quickly waved, signaling the little paper figure on guard to look around.

The little paper doll expanded its perimeter, looked around, and then flew back: "Boss, I didn't find anything unusual!"

Despite the fact that they seem to have gone through a lot these days, they are still only active in the outer areas of the Death Mountain.

Whether they are animals or demons and monsters, they are all bullies who prey on the weak and fear the strong. Now that they face the risk of being wiped out, they are all very quiet.

This reduces the number of dangerous traps in what was originally a very dangerous mountain of death.

The greatest danger today is caused by only some geographical factors.

There are also some poisonous flowers and plants, but as long as you are careful, you will not encounter any fatal dangers.

Ginseng Fruit naturally trusted the little paper doll's examination and knew that this was a rare period of peace in the Death Mountain.

But that chill he felt earlier wasn't fake. He wasn't made of flesh and blood; anything that made him feel so uneasy was definitely not something simple. "Boss, how about we check again?"

"No need, let's hurry up and leave. Who knows how long those demons and monsters will stay quiet!"

The group immediately increased their speed and finally left the Death Mountain before nightfall.

Those responsible for issuing warnings around the area stared wide-eyed when they saw that someone had actually come out alive.

Especially since some of them knew each other, the meeting between the two sides resembled a scene of fellow villagers meeting and their eyes welling up with tears.

"Old Du, I didn't expect you guys would actually come out alive. No wonder you dared to sign the life-or-death waiver before, you must have been confident."

"Old Du, what's it like inside this Death Mountain? You've certainly broadened your horizons."

"Old Du, you've really hit the jackpot. The department will definitely ask you to give a report later..."

……

The series of sounds made Du Jun, who had been traveling all day and was starving, feel his head buzzing.

This was also the first time I realized that men can be just as gossipy as those aunties and gossipy grandmothers.

"Everyone, it's getting late. We've just come out and need to go back and rest. Let's do the check-up first. If you have any questions, we can discuss them later!"

When it came time to go back, the people who had been talking to them suddenly remembered that they still had important business to attend to.

After setting up an array for the bigwigs of the Special Administration Bureau on the outskirts of the Death Mountain.

It was stipulated that anyone who came out of the Death Mountain must be tested before being allowed to return.

However, because this mountain of death has been a place where people enter but never leave over the years, everyone has almost forgotten about the testing.

"Yes, yes, let's get tested first. Follow me!"

The testing equipment was provided by the Special Administration Bureau, and it had been sitting there for many years without ever being used.

Now it needs to be restarted, and the person in charge of testing even dug out the instruction manual.

Everyone:...

Fortunately, they were all from the Sihui Sect and understood, so no one urged them to do anything.

The Death Mountain has its own ecosystem, and no one knows whether something that looks harmless inside might cause harm if it is accidentally brought out.

Fang Yu glanced at the pile of transparent bags being held by the little paper figure and sighed again: "No wonder they're following a big shot; their experience is truly abundant."

Once the instrument was started, the testing was very fast, and everyone at Yunran passed the test.

At Sihui Gate, only Fang Yu had some residual energy that did not belong to the outside world detected on him, so he needed to stay in the purification room for a few days.

Everyone immediately recalled the time when they first entered the Death Mountain, when Fang Yu was entangled by that shadow clone.

When Fang Yu saw the result, his body stiffened, and his expression became somewhat awkward.

Du Jun patted Fang Yu on the shoulder: "Alright, it's nothing. Just stay here and purify for a few days. Let your junior brother stay here with you. I'll go back and report to the sect leader and elders first."