The stupid son of Chongba

Chapter 2 Bad News: Didn’t Become an Immortal, Traveled Across Time

With just a lion's roar, Zhu Yuanzhang's big hand was suspended in the air.

Even the gods could not stop him, but he dared not disobey the words of the great god behind him...

Before everyone could react, a gentle, round-faced lady rushed into the room and rushed towards Zhu Yuanzhang!
This momentum is like assassinating the king!
But after the soldiers saw who was coming, they dared not protect the emperor at all. They could only stand where they were, holding the hilts of their swords, and watch the emperor being beaten.

"Zhu Chongba! You bastard! Little Orange finally survived and you hit him!"

"If you damage the flesh and blood that I carried for ten months, I will never forgive you! I...I will scratch you to death!"

The noble lady had lost her usual gentleness and elegance. She was now screaming and shouting, and punching Zhu Yuanzhang like a turtle. Old Zhu was grimacing and begging for mercy.

"Alright, alright, stop hitting me. This guy is just talking nonsense. I was in a hurry and beat him up a few times."

Zhu Yuanzhang defended himself and said helplessly,

"What do you think this kid is crazy about? He said he has become an immortal and will use the Five Thunder Curse to kill me. He also said that I will be punished by heaven! Listen to me, is this human language? Who wouldn't be angry..."

Upon hearing this, Ma Xiuying immediately opened her eyes wide and looked at Zhu Ju carefully several times.

The boy was still shouting and making a fuss, tears and snot flying everywhere. But she saw this and felt infinite surprise in her heart.

"Quick, put the baby down!"

Ma Xiuying hurriedly urged,

"Let me take a good look!"

Zhu Yuanzhang naturally obeyed the order, lifted Zhu Ju up from his knees, and with a push of his big hand, pressed the little boy down on the bench.

"Little Orange, don't cry, don't cry, mother is here..."

Ma Xiuying half squatted down, gently wiped away the tears on Zhu Ju's face, and comforted her softly,

"Your father is that stubborn. Don't be afraid. With your mother here, no one can beat you."

"Come, give me a hug..."

As she spoke, she naturally held Zhu Ju in her arms and gently stroked his head.

"Uh--"

Zhu Ju was a little confused.

Zhu Yuanzhang's beating gradually sobered him up from his madness of becoming an immortal. Only then did he realize... he didn't seem to have become an immortal, but had arrived in some ancient scene.

Zhu Ju's first reaction was that it was a TV drama filming, but there were no cameras or fill lights around, and the affection and love expressed in the tone and actions of the lady in front of him did not sound like acting at all.

Even though he was a little bit nervous, he could still truly feel the tenderness and compassion from the other person...

so……

Is it possible that I have traveled through time? !

When this thought popped up in his mind, Zhu Ju was instantly shocked.

The plot in the fantasy novel actually happened to me?

Don’t do that kind of thing!

Although there is nothing good about the 21st century, with parents not caring about me, uncles not loving me, and grandmas not loving me, at least I have air conditioning and mobile phones, and I can rely on my own efforts and occasionally indulge myself by having hot pot and singing songs.

The most important thing is that there are a large number of 9.9 free shipping Buddhist scriptures on Pinxixi, such as "Shenxiao Leifa", "Da Liuren", and "Bigu Qingjing Danfa", which can help him practice and become an immortal!

What was there in ancient times?
The first thing Zhu Ju thought of was not wealth and glory, or many wives and concubines, but war, plague, and corvee labor.

Most people fantasize that after traveling through time, they can get rid of their status as cattle and horses, become kings and dominate the world, and reach the pinnacle of life.

But in reality, the greater possibility of crossing over is to become a real big cow or horse, cultivating a thin field of one acre and three mu, paying heavy taxes and performing corvee labor, and worrying about the next meal all the time...

In times of famine, the whole family could starve to death at any time! In times of war, it goes without saying that being able to breathe a breath of fresh air is a blessing...

It makes me suffocate just thinking about it!
Pfft!Pfft!
Zhu Ju's heart beat faster. He was held in the arms of the woman who claimed to be his mother. He could only look around with a sidelong glance. Seeing that the surrounding environment was simple and the tables, chairs and benches were not luxurious, he felt disappointed.

Fortunately, the woman in front of him was wearing soft silk, which made him feel a little relieved.

In ancient times, those who could afford and were qualified to wear silk should have a decent status, at least not ordinary people.

"Little Orange, tell me how you woke up."

Ma Xiuying watched her son stop shouting and look around in her arms. She couldn't help but smile and said expectantly,
"Don't worry, let's talk slowly, slowly..."

Over the years, she had had such expectations countless times, expecting her son to be able to speak a complete sentence.

But every time, expectation turned into disappointment.

But even so, she was still full of anticipation for the next question, hoping for a miracle to happen.

Maybe, next time, her little orange will cry for her mother?
Hearing Ma Xiuying's question, Zhu Yuanzhang also glanced over and clenched his fists slightly.

It can be seen that the father is also a little nervous.

Even though this kid cursed very fluently just now, but... he was just mad after all!

Cannot be counted...

"Uh……"

Zhu Ju was a little confused and scratched his head.

Seeing this, Ma Xiuying felt a little discouraged.

He is still the same as before, stupid and dumb, unable to speak normal words.

But even so, she still did not give up, and patiently guided:

"Come, little orange, learn from me, you..."

"There's something wrong with your question. I don't know how to answer it." Zhu Ju pouted and said, "How did you wake up? Of course you woke up by opening your eyes. What else?"

You can't say that he traveled through time!
Damn original host, how come you didn't leave me any memory at all? My head is empty and there's nothing in it! I don't even have the identity information of my parents, let alone the knowledge of this world...

And... according to the plot in the novel, doesn't time travel have a cheat code? Where's my cheat? Where's the system?
Come out quickly!
Zhu Ju frowned, looking unhappy.

He could feel that although he had traveled to ancient times by accident, he was not the hero of a happy novel, and he was afraid that he would suffer in the future.

Depressing!
However, his words and expression made Zhu Yuanzhang and Ma Xiuying's eyes burst with great surprise!
"This! This... Little Orange, can you please say it again for me to hear? Say it again, okay?!"

Ma Xiuying's fingers trembled slightly, and she said excitedly,

"Say it again, come on! Little Orange, you can do it!"

Zhu Yuanzhang also stared at Zhu Ju and clenched his fists!
Zhu Ju: “…”

The couple's excitement made him speechless, but at the same time, he also confirmed one thing -

The original host is a fool!

No wonder there is no information in my mind. What can there be in a fool’s spiritual world?
"I said, I woke up with my eyes open, mother."

Zhu Ju had no choice but to repeat it patiently.

boom!
Suddenly, there was a muffled sound, and Ma Xiuying slapped Zhu Yuanzhang heavily on the back. She jumped a few times on the spot, covered her mouth with excitement, and cried with joy:
"Chongba, Chongba!"

"Listen, listen, the kid is calling me mom, the kid is calling me mom!"

"I have finally waited for this day. I have finally waited for it! Woo, woo, woo, woo..."

(End of this chapter)