The stupid son of Chongba

Chapter 166: Rain from the sky? Old Zhu was overjoyed! Oh no, who is peeing on the mountain? !
Inside the tent.

Zhu Ju hugged Xu Miaoyun, looked up at the sky, took a long breath, and entered sage mode.

"Honey, when did your period come?"

"Well...about half a month ago, Master pressed the acupoint for me to treat impurities, and I came that night."

"Half a month... Let me calculate..."

Zhu Ju straightened up, holding half a sausage in his mouth, and counted with his fingers, then his face changed slightly.

"Hey, if it's on time, then today is your ovulation period!"

He said in some surprise.

Now, today is the most dangerous day in the dangerous period.

"What is ovulation?"

Xu Miaoyun was still eating pastries, but when she heard this, she straightened up and asked with some confusion.

"Um……"

Zhu Ju didn't know how to explain it for a moment, so he could only use an analogy.
"For example, if we want to have a baby, you have to produce Yin essence and I have to produce Yang essence. Only when Yin and Yang are mixed together can life be conceived."

"And today happens to be the day when your Yin essence appears...which means that there is a high possibility that we will conceive a baby."

Xu Miaoyun: "???"

Her eyes widened when she heard this.

"How can that be possible?!"

"We haven't gotten married yet, if..."

She doesn't want to experience the fear and worry she felt last time again!

"Well, what are you afraid of?"

Zhu Ju said nonchalantly,

"We're getting married in a few days. Even if you're pregnant now, no one else will be able to tell."

"I heard someone say that if you want to have a baby before marriage, you have a 90% chance of success. But if you wait until after marriage, hmm... then the chance is less than 50%. If you are in a hurry to have a baby, then the chance is less than 10%!"

"Think about big brother. They are anxious to have a baby, but they still don't have one. I guess big sister Chang is worried to death... But the more you worry about this, the less likely it is to come."

"Think about the task I assigned to you... If you can get pregnant this time, you should be happy!"

After hearing these words, Xu Miaoyun felt relieved.

As her wedding day drew closer, her role gradually changed from a young girl to a young woman, and she was also thinking about having children...

Thinking of my mother’s earnest expectations…it doesn’t matter if she’s pregnant.

"Now, this bag is full of meat."

Zhu Ju handed a cloth bag to Xu Miaoyun and said.

Xu Miaoyun frowned when he heard this.

"What? Are you going to kick me out now?"

She said somewhat displeased,
"You just eat everything and then send him away?"

Zhu Ju scratched his head, feeling a little embarrassed.

"How can that be possible! Of course I want to let you stay, but aren't your father and the others still hungry?"

He explained repeatedly,

"You have to go back early, otherwise they will think too much..."

Xu Miaoyun snorted and raised her head.

Zhu Ju chuckled and pinched her face.

This tsundere little look is really rare.

"There's dried meat, braised food, and a pot of wine in there."

Zhu Ju flipped through the cloth bag and said,

"Your father will be very happy when he sees this! He probably can't finish it all by himself, so let your mother and your brother eat the rest. Don't go hungry. I've prepared some cakes as well."

"I can't control other people, but I still have to make arrangements for my father-in-law's family!"

As a representative of the hedonistic group, Zhu Ju would never "eat without suffering", so his bag was bulging, like a pocket in four-dimensional space, with everything! Even fresh fruits!
Old Zhu will not come to check on him, so...he is the one who has the happiest day during this rain-praying event. Chunchun is just here for vacation!

"……it is good."

Xu Miaoyun smiled, put the cloth bag on her back, and said,

"If nothing else, seeing that little bottle of wine, I guess Dad will praise you to the sky again."

"Then I...leave?"

She tilted her head and pointed towards the tent.

"... Wait a little longer, a little longer."

Zhu Ju couldn't help but hold her back by the waist and said with a smile,

"It should be fine if you stay with me for a while longer. For the sake of the old wine, I'm sure my kind father-in-law won't blame me."

"Come, come, lie down for a while."

Xu Miaoyun was naturally happy to see that he was reluctant to leave, and she didn't care that her father was starving. At this moment... the most important thing was to be affectionate with her husband!

The two were being affectionate when they suddenly heard a noise coming from next door, like the sound of a bed rocking.

"Ok?"

"Who's next to you?"

Xu Miaoyun asked with a slightly strange look on her face.

"Is it Big Brother? What is Big Brother doing?"

He straightened up, his curiosity aroused, and he stood up, walked to the side, and listened attentively.

As he listened, he suddenly smiled, gently tore open the seam of the tent, and then looked over through the gap.

"What are you doing?"

"Shh... I've never seen anyone peeping before! Be quiet and don't get caught."

"Ah...I want to see it too!"

Following Zhu Ju, Xu Miaoyun has also learned bad things. Her curiosity has also increased. She no longer cares that "peeping" is an immoral behavior and clamors to see.

Zhu Ju had no choice but to open a small gap to allow Xu Miaoyun to "watch".

The two of them sneaked around and observed the movements in the next tent through the gap.

At this time, Zhu Biao was lying on a simple wooden bed, sweating profusely.

"Hey--"

He sighed heavily, turned over and looked up at the sky.

"what happened?"

Chang gently rubbed Zhu Biao's lower back and asked softly,
"Are you tired?"

"I'll rub it for you."

Zhu Biao: "..."

"Mei Rong, am I really not that good?"

He tilted his head back and whispered.

Upon hearing this, Chang Meirong quickly shook her head.

"No, I feel like you're stronger than before."

She comforted him,

"You are probably tired today, so you are not in good condition. This is normal."

"In my eyes, you have always been the best."

When Zhu Biao heard this, he gave a bitter smile.

"Status? When has my condition ever been better?"

He sighed,

"It seems that I really need to listen to Xiaojuzi's advice and take good care of my body. I should not act recklessly anymore. I really need to do things within my ability!"

"From now on, I have to learn to be a little lazy."

Hearing this, Chang Meirong raised her eyebrows.

"I didn't expect you to be able to figure it out. What did His Royal Highness the King of Wu tell you?"

She smiled and said,
"I advised you before, but you didn't listen!"

Zhu Biao looks weak and gentle, but he is actually a very opinionated man. Once he makes up his mind, no one can change it!

It is precisely for this reason that when she saw him exhausted, Chang Meirong, as his wife, could only worry silently. Although she was worried, there was nothing she could do.

Now, hearing Zhu Biao say this, she felt a little surprised.

"He said that if I continued to do this, I would only live to be over 30 years old."

Zhu Biao smiled bitterly.

Chang Meirong; “?!”

"He...how could he say that?!"

Anyone who hears this would be unhappy, right?
Outside the tent, Xu Miaoyun turned her head and looked at Zhu Ju with her big eyes.

"Honey, do you really say that?"

Zhu Ju: "...I mainly used intimidation to persuade my elder brother, you know that, right?"

He scratched his head, a little embarrassed.

It turns out that the eldest brother is also a big mouth. Not long after the two of them finished chatting, he turned around and told his wife...

"Well, I was a little shocked at first, but when I think about it... maybe it's possible."

Zhu Biao looked somewhat melancholy, yet somewhat relieved. He said,
"After Feng Yang was unconscious for a while last time, I clearly felt that my body was not as good as before. Let's say I prayed for rain today, but I still haven't recovered. My whole body aches, and my chest... I feel a little weak."

"To be honest, I'm just holding on."

When Chang Meirong heard this, she was shocked.

"what?"

"Then you still..."

She increased the strength of massaging Zhu Biao's lower back, hoping to relieve her husband's fatigue in this way.

"You are anxious to have a child... Dad and Mom are also eagerly looking forward to it."

Zhu Biao gently stroked Chang Meirong's face and said,

"We didn't make any move, but look at what they did to Xiaojuzi and Miaoyun. They haven't even gotten married yet, and they've been forced to have children."

"In the final analysis, it's because my parents wanted to have a grandchild so badly, but they couldn't force us, so they could only shift their attention to Xiaojuzi... Speaking of which, Xiaojuzi has had a hard time."

When Chang Meirong heard this, she subconsciously touched her belly.

"It's all my fault that my stomach is not cooperating..."

She blamed herself a little.

As the Crown Princess, it was her mission to give birth to the third generation legitimate grandson for the Ming Dynasty.

But up to now, there is no movement in my belly... This is a disappointment to my father and mother's expectations!
"It's not your problem, it's my lack of energy."

Zhu Biao shook his head and said with emotion,

"After listening to Xiaojuzi's words today, I was also thinking, if I really die young in my thirties, without leaving any children, then what is the meaning of my life in this world? Will it only add to the sadness of my parents and wife?"

Chang Meirong raised her head slightly and looked at Zhu Biao.

My husband today is a little different from usual.

Could it be... that he was provoked by Zhu Ju's words?

"So, Meirong, we have to give birth to the baby!"

Zhu Biao clenched his fist and said seriously,

"After I pray for rain, I will ask dad for a leave and take good care of my health. We must give him the baby!"

"Now that I have a baby, whether it's a boy or a girl, I, Zhu Biao, will finally have a descendant, and pass down a bloodline in the world! In this way... it can be said that my life in this world is not in vain."

Chang Meirong was a little confused, but still nodded.

This is also her ardent hope!
To be honest, she didn't want to be ahead of Xu Miaoyun and give birth to the eldest grandson of the Ming Emperor.

Nowadays, the Queen Mother obviously favors Xu Miaoyun more! If she really gives birth to the eldest grandson in the future, his status might be higher than hers! In addition, various secret comparisons between her and Xu Miaoyun will also follow.

She is not a jealous woman, but she doesn't want to lose to the girl from the Xu family!

"I feel like I've regained some strength."

Zhu Biao suddenly said,
"Shall we continue?"

Chang Meirong was still thinking about her own things, but when she heard Zhu Biao's words, she was stunned.

however……

Swish!
The pair of beautiful eyes peeking secretly were covered by Zhuju.

"what?"

Xu Miaoyun was somewhat dissatisfied and reached out to pull Zhu Ju's hand away.

Watching the most exciting show!

"The following segment is not suitable for children. People over 18 need to be accompanied by an adult to watch it."

Zhu Ju said seriously,
"I'm just satisfying my curiosity. I won't read any more. I'm a gentleman."

Xu Miaoyun curled her lips.

"You speak better than you sing... and you are a gentleman..."

She still didn't give up and secretly glanced at the gap again.

"Hey! Why are you still peeking?!"

Zhu Ju pulled Xu Miaoyun back and said viciously,

"I'm excited about what I've shown you, right?"

"How about we compete to see who can get the baby out first? I'm very confident!"

Xu Miaoyun spat immediately.

"Who is swinging? I'm not swinging!"

She shook off Zhu Ju's hand, picked up the cloth bag on the ground, and snorted,

"I'm going back. If I don't come back, my parents will be worried."

"You should also go to bed early. According to what His Majesty said today, everyone must be fully alert tomorrow and not be lazy anymore!"

After saying that, she turned and was about to leave.

"Eh!"

"You forgot the old rules?"

Zhu Ju pointed to his own face.

Xu Miaoyun turned around again, slapped Zhu Ju's cheek hard, and left in a cool manner.

"This girl..."

Zhu Ju wiped the saliva from his face and couldn't help laughing.

Xu Miaoyun, who used to be quiet and introverted, now has a more and more changeable personality... Could it be that this is the case of "birds of a feather flock together", "birds of a feather flock together"?

……

The next morning.

At daybreak, Zhu Yuanzhang naturally knelt in front of Purple Mountain according to the orientation of the Imperial Observatory.

The empresses, princes, and all the civil and military officials were already in their seats, their expressions solemn and their backs straight.

It has to be straight! If it doesn't rain and you get blamed, it won't just be a pain in the ass, you might even lose your head!

Not to mention, there is a group of extra people patrolling behind him today. They are obviously the officials who are observing and recording. Anyone who dares to be lazy will be put on record immediately!

In the whole place, only Zhu Ju's side still had an umbrella open.

"Mom, brother, you should just come to my place."

Zhu Ju pointed at Jian Qi and said,
"Provide shade for the Queen and the Crown Prince."

Jianqi nodded obediently and moved the parasol away to cover Ma Xiuying and Zhu Biao's heads.

"Little Orange...is this okay?"

Ma Xiuying frowned slightly, looked around, and said,

"Everyone is kneeling down to pray for rain, but we are the only ones here enjoying it... Isn't that a bit unwelcome?"

Zhu Biao also nodded.

"How about kneeling down? I think I can hold on a little longer."

Having said that, his figure was a little frivolous.

After all, he worked hard to make the baby yesterday. Even a strong man may not be able to maintain his energy the next day, let alone a sickly boy like him?

"Look, you're trying to hold on again."

Zhu Ju said with an unhappy look on his face,
"I told you, there's no need for that!"

"Right now, your health is the most important! When Yuqiu comes, your health will be broken! Then it's better not to have this rain. Your health is far more precious than this rain, do you understand?"

As a son and younger brother, he scolded his mother and elder brother!
At this time, the two of them did not talk back and just accepted the scolding obediently.

"Hey, eat melon!"

"Wait! I think it's almost time for today..."

After handing the melon to the two of them, Zhu Ju turned and looked at Jian Qi.

"Do your legs hurt today?"

Jian Qi was a little stunned. He touched his knee and said uncertainly, "...It seems to be more comfortable than yesterday. It doesn't hurt as much."

Zhu Ju; “?!”

broken!

On this day, from sunrise to sunset, Zhu Yuanzhang led everyone to kneel for another whole day.

But the wind and clouds in the world remained unchanged. There was a gust of wind in the middle, but it was just... a sandstorm.

The tears that made people fascinated flowed and became drier.

As the sun sets, Zhu Yuanzhang, who was at the front, stood up, put his hands behind his back, and walked into the crowd with a gloomy face, heading towards Zhu Ju.

Zhu Ju felt a little guilty. He had taken away his parasol long ago because he saw that something was wrong. Now he was kneeling down pretending to be serious.

However, Lao Zhu still saw the melon peels scattered on the ground nearby.

"It's the second day, and there's only one day left."

Zhu Yuanzhang looked down at Zhu Ju and said expressionlessly,
"Tomorrow, you will kneel beside me! If you continue to be lazy, I will throw you into the cauldron and offer you as a sacrifice to the gods!"

Zhu Ju: “!!!”

"Ask the people from the Imperial Observatory to come see us!"

After saying this, he walked towards the tent.

Even though Lao Zhu is a tough guy, he can't hold on any longer and looks a little tired.

This night.

It was still steamed bread with tofu. Old Zhu was considerate of everyone and added two large sesame pancakes for each person.

Except for Xu Da's family, everyone else had a sallow complexion and looked listless.

There was quite a bit of noise last night, but today it was completely silent... I no longer have the energy to speak, and the only thing I want is to fall asleep right after eating.

This night.

The people in the Imperial Observatory were trained like sick chickens by Zhu Yuanzhang. They endured hunger and fatigue, rubbed their blurry eyes, forced themselves to cheer up, and used all they had learned in their life to observe the celestial phenomena!
Day three.

The sun was shining brightly in the sky, and there was still no sign of rain.

Under Zhu Yuanzhang's order, Zhu Ju obediently knelt in the front row, right next to Zhu.

Behind him, Ma Xiuying and Zhu Biao also joined the rain-praying queue again with determined expressions.

I felt guilty for being lazy yesterday, so today everyone must be sincere and move God!

Time passed by minute by minute, and in the blink of an eye it was already noon.

The sandstorm rises again, charming the eyes.

Zhu Yuanzhang looked up at the yellow sand in the sky and said coldly:
"Zhuju."

"I'll ask you a question and you have to tell me."

"You said it would rain within three days. What's your basis for that?"

Zhu Ju: “…”

Damn! Being called by my father's full name is a prelude to an explosion! "I..."

"This is a bit complicated... Well, I need to pee urgently. I'll come back and talk to you after I finish peeing, okay?"

Zhu Yuanzhang snorted angrily.

"Lazy people poop a lot!"

"Go back quickly!"

Zhu Ju felt as if he had been pardoned. He quickly stood up and ran towards the path leading to Zijin Mountain!
He couldn't think of any excuse to fool his dad, so he could only escape by peeing... Actually, he was also very annoyed!
Damn! The old cold leg is not reliable! Doesn’t it say that it will rain when the legs hurt?
It's the third day now, let alone rain. A sandstorm is about to start. I can clearly feel the air is getting drier and drier. Damn it, it seems like the rain is getting further and further away!

What to do...

Zhu Ju walked with a sad face, forgetting to pee for a moment, and walked straight up the mountain...

Not long after he left, an official from the Imperial Observatory suddenly came up.

"Your Majesty, according to measurements, the stars changed after noon."

"We should change to praying for rain on the south side of the mountain, so that we can strengthen our connection with the heavens."

Zhu Yuanzhang stared at the person who came.

"Heh, induction..."

The official was also under great pressure at the moment, but at this moment, he could only bite the bullet and say:
"Your Majesty, please move."

Old Zhu was already impatient at this moment, so how could he be willing to toss around? But after a moment of silence, he nodded and stood up.

"Let's go."

"I hope what you say is true."

As soon as he finished speaking, he was already walking forward.

Several officials from the Imperial Observatory also hurriedly followed, leading the emperor and his men around to the back of Purple Mountain, and knelt down again.

"Oh my God..."

Zhu Yuanzhang frowned, looked up at the sky, and murmured,

"Just send down a few drops of sweet rain!"

……

On Zijin Mountain, Zhu Ju had unknowingly reached a small hillside in the south.

"What should I do? Why won't the rain stop?"

He frowned, kicked the stones, and muttered to himself,

"That shouldn't be the case! Jianqi has chronic leg pain. I remember the last time her legs hurt, it started to rain right after that. That's right!"

"Oh my god, are you kidding me?"

Zhu Ju looked up at the sky. The bright sun was so blinding that he almost cried.

There was also sand and dust blowing from below, making visibility extremely low.

In this weather, no one would believe that it is going to rain!
Feeling melancholy, he untied his belt and let the water flow.

"Oh shit!"

"With one powerful swing, I can travel across the world!"

He had been holding his urine for a long time, so naturally the range was long. Although he was no longer a virgin, Zhu Ju was a martial artist after all, so his waist was strong enough!
Swish!
A graceful arc was drawn in the air. After Zhu Ju finished releasing the water, he shook himself twice, and a carefree smile appeared on his face again.

Damn it, if it doesn't rain, then don't rain! What's the big deal?
At worst, I can confess to my dad and let him give me a good scolding. I've been scolded a lot already.

I have thick skin and I'm not afraid!
Zhu Ju adjusted his mentality and was about to tighten his belt to go down the mountain when suddenly, a cool breeze blew across the mountain.

"Ok?"

This gust of cool breeze seemed to be a bit damp, which suddenly made him have something in mind and he quickly looked up at the sky.

The sky was originally sunny and clear, but without knowing when, a huge dark cloud gathered!

Whoosh!

Whoosh!

The cool breeze began to whistle, and gusts of air surged between heaven and earth!
"What the hell?"

Zhu Ju widened his eyes and stared blankly at the sky!

"Is it really going to rain?!"

The next second, he seemed to realize something, turned around and ran down the mountain!

……

At the foot of the hill, Zhu Yuanzhang was kneeling, feeling increasingly depressed.

During these three days, he was the most tired person in the whole venue. As a benchmark, as a role model, as the Son of Heaven who communicated directly with God, he could not and dared not be lazy.

He knelt like this for three days. Since yesterday, his knees had turned black and brown. Now he was kneeling on the ground, feeling unbearable pain. Every minute and every second was torture.

Coupled with the sandstorm, his confidence was completely eroded.

He originally thought that if one day didn’t work, he would try three days, and if three days didn’t work, he would try seven days. Once he set out on this journey, he would never give up until he prayed for rain!
But now... he no longer has that belief.

Physically and mentally exhausted! Even though Zhu Yuanzhang called himself an iron man, he was on the verge of collapse.

"Chongba..."

After all, they are a couple who understand each other. Ma Xiuying seemed to see that Zhu Yuanzhang was weak, so she stepped forward to support his waist and said softly,
"Are you unable to hold on any longer? How about...let's take a break?"

"If you keep doing this... you'll collapse."

Her eyes were filled with worry.

Her son had already collapsed once, and she didn’t want to see her husband collapse too... If Zhuge Liang collapsed, the Ming Dynasty would really come to a standstill!
"…It's okay. We can still hold on."

Zhu Yuanzhang took a deep breath and gritted his teeth.

"It's times like this that make me have to hold on. Maybe this is God testing me."

"If you can't hold on, take a rest first and tell Biao'er that there are people behind you... Anyone who can't hold on can take a rest first."

At this point, he softened his heart.

It's enough for me to suffer alone, I won't bring torture with everyone else.

"……Um."

Ma Xiuying was silent for a moment before she nodded.

Zhu Yuanzhang glanced sideways and looked behind him. Seeing that everyone had a sallow complexion and looked listless, he sighed in his heart and was about to turn back.

Suddenly, a drop of something seemed to fall from the sky.

"Ok?"

"It's raining?!"

He was so shocked that he almost jumped up from the ground!
This feeling...is definitely not wrong!

The erosion of wind and sand made his face extremely dry, but the arrival of this drop made his face feel a little moisturized!
That's water!
Although the water seemed a little warm... but at this moment, the ecstatic Zhu Yuanzhang didn't care about these trivial matters, he suddenly stood up and looked up at the sky!

One stone can cause a thousand ripples; the words "it's raining" instantly aroused the passion of everyone present!
"real?!"

"It's raining? It's really raining?! Why didn't I feel it?"

"Hey...it seems to be raining. I can feel it. I can feel it! But why does it feel a little warm?"

Blah blah blah!

Everyone present looked up at the sky, but at this time the air was filled with dust and visibility was very low, so they could not see the sky above clearly.

Some people felt the raindrops, some didn't. There were many different opinions and the whole place was in an uproar!
"I feel it! I feel it!"

"A big drop!"

Hu Weiyong was inexplicably excited. He wiped his face with it and ran towards Zhu Yuanzhang, saying as if he was presenting a treasure.
"Your Majesty, it's really raining!"

Zhu Yuanzhang was delighted and looked down quickly, but he showed a look of doubt.

"Why are these raindrops... yellow?"

Hu Weiyong was stunned.

"This... maybe it's stained by the yellow sand?"

He said somewhat uncertainly.

Zhu Yuanzhang took a closer look and suddenly covered his nose.

"This... why does it smell like urine!"

His face suddenly changed and he said,
"Who peed? Who peed on the mountain and played a trick on us?"

Thinking of the "drop of rain" that fell on his face just now and his ecstatic look, Zhu Yuanzhang felt like killing someone!

This can't possibly be the work of the gods in heaven? !
It must be malicious and man-made!
"what?!"

"This……"

Hu Weiyong quickly smelled the smell on his hands and almost vomited!

This taste is so strong!

After hearing this, the faces of those who had just said that they felt the raindrops falling changed drastically and they hurriedly wiped their heads and faces.

For a moment, resentment and anger ignited in everyone's hearts!
It was already annoying enough that I couldn't get any rain, and now I have to endure such a disgusting thing.

It’s tolerable, it’s unbearable!

"Mao Xiang!"

Zhu Yuanzhang was furious and said,

"Soushan!"

"Have someone search the entire Purple Gold Mountain. If you find any suspicious people, cripple their limbs and bring them to us!"

From this sentence, we can tell that Lao Zhu is really angry!

"According to the order!"

Mao Xiang responded with a serious expression.

At this moment, there was a sudden gust of wind, and in an instant, it blew away the sand and dust!
The sky is covered with dark clouds!
Boom boom!

A bolt of lightning fell from the dome and struck the distant plain!

Zhu Yuanzhang: "!!!"

"It's going to rain, it's really going to rain!"

Feeling the biting cool breeze, Lao Zhu's mood was like a roller coaster!
From the joy at the beginning, to the anger just now, now back to surprise!

Tick.

Tick.

Da da da!
Wow!
This rain came so fast that it didn't even take any time to brew. It poured down in an instant!

A heavy rain suddenly soaked everyone present! At the same time, it also moistened the parched and dry land.

At this moment, no one felt uncomfortable because of being wet, and everyone present was excited by the rain!
"It's raining, it's raining! Hahaha!"

"It's really raining, it's really raining!"

"After three days, we finally moved God. We finally did it!"

"Long live your Majesty, long live your Majesty!"

The rainstorm fell like a waterfall, but people cheered and jumped excitedly in the rain! Some even hugged each other and cried!
The more painful the waiting is, the happier I am at this moment!

Swish!
Zhu Yuanzhang wiped his face, looked up, and let the heavy rain wash his face and wet his whole body.

"He...is finally here!"

Old Zhu wanted to swear, but suddenly thought that it seemed a bit disrespectful, so he quickly braked the car and raised his hands to welcome the rain!
"Your Majesty... do I still want to seal off Purple Gold Mountain?"

Mao Xiang stood in the rain and asked with a bow.

Zhu Yuanzhang was in a very good mood at the moment. The smell of urine had long been washed away by the heavy rain, so he waved his hand and said:

"never mind!"

"Every sip and every bite is determined by fate. Now that God has given us the rain, we don't want to get angry. Forget it, you can leave now!"

Old Zhu showed absolute magnanimity at this moment!
Just think of those few drops of urine coming from nowhere as God’s final test for him!
At this moment, he had no other thoughts and just wanted to soak in the rain and enjoy it!
"Zhongba, Biaoer, we succeeded!"

Ma Xiuying wiped her face and smiled brightly.
“We moved God!”

Zhu Biao also grinned, stretched out his hand to shield his mother from the rain, and said:

"Mom, it's raining heavily. You need to take shelter."

However, Ma Xiuying shook her head decisively.

"No, I won't avoid it! This is a sweet rain! Enjoy it!"

she said,

“Let’s enjoy it together!”

"By the way, where's Little Orange? Where is he now? Call him along!"

At this moment, not only Ma Xiuying, but everyone was a little crazy. It was raining so heavily, but no one thought of taking shelter. They were all enjoying the pleasure of getting wet in the rain!
Instead, Zhu Ju, who was usually the craziest, ran all the way down the mountain, shouting loudly:
"Get out of the way! Get out of the way!"

"It's raining too hard, everyone please take shelter! Otherwise you will get soaked!"

He trotted all the way to Zhu Yuanzhang and said hurriedly:
"Father! Father!"

"Hurry up and organize everyone to take shelter from the rain! You've been enduring for three days and are already weak. It was so hot just now that all the pores on your body are open. Now you're being drenched in cold rain and cold wind. It's easy to catch a cold!"

"Hurry, be obedient and go to the tent to take shelter from the rain!"

However, facing the advice of Zhu Ju, the only normal person, Zhu Yuanzhang just waved his hand nonchalantly.

"Hey! What are you hiding from?"

Old Zhu laughed loudly,

"This kind of heaven-sent rain will only benefit your body and will not cause any harm!"

"Go away, go away, let us enjoy ourselves for a while! We have endured for three days, and finally we can see it. It is not easy!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Zhu Ju: “…”

Damn it, this old man has gone crazy!

He couldn't persuade his stubborn father, so he turned to look at Ma Xiuying and Zhu Biao and said loudly:

"Mom, big brother!"

"Take shelter from the rain! You'll get soaked!"

It was raining heavily, so Zhu Ju's voice, as loud as it was, was unclear to Ma Xiuying's ears.

She only saw Zhu Ju coming, so she smiled and grabbed his hand, turning around a few times on the spot, as if she wanted to dance with Zhu Ju.

Zhu Ju: “#￥%……&@#”

"I said take shelter from the rain!"

He roared,
"obedient!"

Before he could finish his words, he grabbed Ma Xiuying and Zhu Biao and left without any explanation!
"Hey!"

"Brother, what are you doing!"

Zhu Biao, however, refused to leave and wanted to stay here and take a shower for a while.

The rain came at the perfect time. My depressed mood was fully released at this moment.

It’s been a long time since I felt so good!

At the same time, Ma Xiuying broke free from his hand and ran towards Zhu Yuanzhang.

Zhu Ju: “!!!”

Seeing that everyone's faces were filled with the joy of "harvest", Zhu Ju just felt a little crazy!

It's all fucking crazy!
Is this the feeling of being the only one sober while everyone else is drunk?
He couldn't be pulled away, and he refused to move. Zhu Ju gritted his teeth, turned around, and ran towards the tent in the north with Xu Miaoyun in his arms!
"Hey!"

Xu Miaoyun was startled, but when she saw it was Zhu Ju, she breathed a sigh of relief and clenched her hands behind her back.

However, she was also somewhat puzzled:

"what happened?"

The atmosphere here is cheerful and she wants to stay a little longer!
"Stop talking and follow me!"

"These people...will suffer when the time comes!"

Zhu Ju gritted his teeth and ran wildly with Xu Miaoyun!
a few days later.

Inside Kunning Palace.

Zhu Yuanzhang was lying on the bed with a wet cloth covering his forehead, his face pale and bloodless.

Ma Xiuying next to her was not in much better condition, her face was also pale and her lips were trembling slightly.

The emperor and the empress both fell ill!
"What did I say? What did I say?"

Zhu Ju looked like he was disappointed with the two of them, pointing at them and scolding them.
"I told you to get out of the way, but you refused to listen!"

"He just has to go crazy there! He won't stop until he makes himself sick!"

"It's all right now! Let's all lie down! You've all caught a cold, haven't you?"

"Should!"

He complained a lot, and Ma Xiuying opened her eyes slightly.

"Little Orange, Mommy is already in such pain, just... just stop talking..."

"Cough, cough, cough..."

Ma Xiuying said a few words weakly, and then started coughing.

Zhu Ju looked somewhat helpless upon seeing this, but still quickly served the hot medicine.

"Okay, okay, I won't say it anymore, I won't say it anymore."

He blew on the medicine soup and said,

"Here, drink the medicine."

"Fortunately it's just a cold, not malaria. Just take a few pills, sweat a little, and the cold will be driven out."

"It's a bit bitter, bear with it——"

As he spoke, Zhu Ju carefully served Ma Xiuying and poured the medicine into her mouth.

Then he quickly handed me a slice of sweet orange to prevent me from having a bitter taste in my mouth.

Gudong, Gudong.

Ma Xiuying swallowed the medicine, the heat flowed down her stomach, and her complexion improved a little.

She forced a smile and said:
"Our little orange is so filial..."

"It seems I won't have to worry about my old age anymore, as I have such a filial son..."

When Zhu Ju heard this, he also grinned.

"Of course, I am a filial son."

He responded, and then warned,
"Mom, take a good rest after taking the medicine. Generally, a cold will heal in five or six days. I'll have someone make you a bowl of hot porridge later."

"Just be careful not to touch anything cold, to avoid a relapse, understand?"

Zhu Ju is almost becoming a clinical doctor now.

However, he was quite knowledgeable about colds and flu. After all, he had always lived alone, and it was inevitable that he would have some minor illnesses and pains on a daily basis. Over time, he naturally understood the tricks involved.

There are only two types of colds: wind-cold and wind-heat. Wind-cold is relatively simple, requiring sweating to drive away the cold, while wind-heat is a little more complicated, requiring clearing away heat and detoxifying.

Neither of them is a big problem, but you still need to pay attention to some things. If you catch a second cold, it will be bad, and some people may even die from it!
"Uh-huh……"

"Got it. I'll listen to you."

Ma Xiuying nodded and was very obedient at this moment.

"cough……"

At this moment, Zhu Yuanzhang on the opposite side also groaned and a mouthful of thick phlegm spurted out of his mouth.

Zhu Ju put down the medicine bowl, walked to Zhu Yuanzhang's bedside, and wiped his mouth with a handkerchief.

"Boss, Iron Man?"

"Are you still awesome? Are you still awesome?"

"Didn't expect that? You can get sick too!"

Zhu Ju came up and started to mock him, which made Zhu Yuanzhang roll his eyes and turn his back to ignore him.

"Hey, do you still have a temper?"

Zhu Ju said unhappily,
"I told you to take shelter from the rain, and said it was a gentle rain that would be good for your health!"

"Rain is rain! There is no such thing as sweet rain or not. It's easy to get sick if you get wet! You still don't listen and insist on letting yourself go."

"Now it's all right, go lie down on the bed! While you're lying down like this, many decisions in the court won't be made, and I don't know how many things will be delayed! Really..."

Swish!
Zhu Yuanzhang turned around, stared, and said in a hoarse voice:
"Little bastard...can you please stop bothering me?"

"Nag, nag, nag, nag all the time...Are you trying to annoy me to death?"

(End of this chapter)