The stupid son of Chongba

Chapter 159 Oolong? We don’t care, we want a grandson! If you don’t have one, give him one quickly!
Hearing his mother's words of comfort, Zhu Ju was suddenly embarrassed.

What the hell!
How come I'm almost ready to rest and take care of my pregnancy? I'm not ready to tell you about it yet!
"No...how did you know that?"

"You sent someone to monitor me?!"

The only possibility Zhu Ju could think of was that his every move... was being monitored!

Otherwise, how could the news leak out so quickly? And both parents are here!

Oh my God... When it comes to his parents, he still has the nerve to meet them.

He really doesn't have the face to see his father-in-law and mother-in-law!
How do we meet face to face?

Father-in-law, I'm sorry... I couldn't help myself and got your daughter pregnant?

This kind of situation, whether in the future or now, will be beaten to pieces!

"You little brat! Who can you hide this from? The whole Wuwang Residence is filled with the smell of medicine!"

Zhu Yuanzhang slapped Zhu Ju on the head and cursed,
"You'll die if you don't cause trouble for me one day, right? I just came back from the military camp and you did this to me!"

"You feel comfortable now, but what have you done to Miaoyun?"

"Your Majesty!"

puff.

Zhu Ju was well behaved this time, sliding down to his knees at the speed of light without any hesitation.

"Third brother, we can't control this brat. You are his father-in-law and his father! You take care of him!"

Zhu Yuanzhang said to Xu Da,
"You can kill me or chop me up if you want! I won't even frown!"

"Come on, come on!"

Upon hearing this, Xu Da did not show any anger, but instead laughed.

"King Wu, King Wu, you really gave me a huge surprise."

He stepped forward, held Zhu Ju's hand, and chuckled.

"Uncle Xu...I, I was wrong!"

"It's all my fault! It has nothing to do with Miaoyun! I was impulsive and made a big mistake..."

"Punish me! If I frown, I won't be named Zhu!"

Hearing this, Zhu Yuanzhang and Ma Xiuying looked at each other and their brows relaxed slightly.

This still shows some manly responsibility, and he is not a coward who retreats when faced with difficulties.

At the same time, Xu Miaoyun also stood up and said with a firm look:
"Dad...Your Highness cannot be blamed for this. It is my daughter...who has disappointed you."

"Please daddy...punish me!"

As she said this, she actually wanted to kneel down! The four old men were so scared that they all stepped forward to support her.

"Okay, okay, you don't have to kneel! Your father and Zhu Ju are just joking!"

Xu Da said hurriedly,
"Don't you know my temper? If I were really angry, would I be like this? If I were really angry, I would have rushed over with my weapons in hand!"

"Hurry, get up..."

With his help, Xu Miaoyun finally stood up hesitantly.

After calming his daughter, Xu Da looked at Zhu Ju and raised his hand and said:

"All right! Get up, get up!"

"If you dare to do it and admit it, I will treat you as a man! I will spare you the punishment, but you have to agree to one condition."

Zhu Ju was slightly stunned.

Did you pass it so easily?

Then why did I spend so much time worrying about myself?

What a waste of energy!
"Uncle Xu, don't worry. I will treat Miaoyun well. I promise!"

Zhu Ju swore as he stood up.

He was smiling playfully this time and looked serious, which was quite strange.

"Being nice to Miaoyun is basic and not our requirement."

Xu Da raised his eyelids and snorted softly,
"You have quite a talent for training soldiers!"

"What I ask of you is to bring out this talent as much as possible! Today, I have discussed with your father that although the Yuan Dynasty was destroyed, the Northern Yuan Dynasty still exists! The Ming Dynasty still needs a strong force to sweep the northern border and completely solve this problem!"

"The Northern Expedition is very dependent on the quality of soldiers! We have suffered a great loss in this matter! Therefore, although there is temporary peace now, we cannot be vague about training soldiers. The better the training now, the stronger the combat effectiveness will be in the future!"

"do you understand?"

Zhu Ju nodded repeatedly.

"I know this - the more sweat we get now, the less blood we shed in battle!"

When Xu Da heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up.

"Your Majesty, I knew this kid had talent, right? This sentence can definitely be used as a slogan to motivate the soldiers!"

He praised,

"This talent of his must not be wasted!"

"If possible, I really want to bring him to the battlefield to train him! Perhaps his joining can help our army achieve greater results!"

Upon hearing this, Ma Xiuying and Xu Miaoyun's expressions tensed.

As a mother and a wife, how could they bear to let Zhu Ju take risks on the battlefield?

However, before they could speak, Zhu Yuanzhang took the lead and said:

"of course can!"

"We originally planned to let all these brats go to the battlefield to gain some experience! Only after they have experienced the cruelty of war, they will know how hard it is to have the current peaceful and prosperous times!"

"If you want to become an elite, you can't just talk about it on paper! You must go through the tempering of blood and fire before you can become real gold!"

"If there is a chance, we agree to let him go with you to the north to fight! After all, nothing can go wrong under your command. After all, the Northern Yuan Dynasty is just an exiled country. It will not bite back and overthrow your command, right?"

In Zhu's opinion, the previous northern expeditions were indeed dangerous, but if there was another northern expedition, the degree of danger would continue to decrease, because the remnants of the Yuan Dynasty were becoming weaker and weaker.

If you charge into battle, it would indeed be dangerous, but if you stay by Xu Da's side, it can be said that you are basically safe.

"That's natural!"

Xu Da said confidently,

"If we launch another northern expedition, I have the confidence to completely overthrow the Northern Yuan Dynasty! Capture the heir of the Yuan Dynasty and present him to Your Majesty!"

Ma Xiuying: “…”

Xie: "..."

These two grown men are talking about military affairs here!

If this isn't stopped, I guess they'll both start making a battle plan!

Zhu Ju listened to the lofty words of his father and father-in-law, but felt deeply saddened.

And completely overthrow the Northern Yuan Dynasty! Otherwise, why do they say that arrogant soldiers will be defeated? He remembered that in the second Northern Expedition, the Ming army suffered a great loss at the hands of Kuyuk Timur! Basically, it can be said that they suffered a defeat!

"Alright, alright, today we are here to talk about Xiaojuzi and Miaoyun. If you want to talk about the war, we can talk about it later!"

Ma Xiuying said with some displeasure,

"Miaoyun is already pregnant, and you're still thinking about sending her husband to the battlefield. Isn't this just adding to my worries? If it's not good for the fetus, I won't forgive you two!"

Zhu Yuanzhang smiled awkwardly.

Xu Da also scratched his head in embarrassment.

After being scolded, the two dared not say anything more.

"Miaoyun, Xiaojuzi, you two sit down, I want to talk to you in detail."

Ma Xiuying waved and ordered,

"As for your matter, the four of us elders have already had a brief discussion and have come up with an idea."

"But this matter is not just for us elders, so I'm going to talk to all of you and listen to your opinions. Our goal is to get things done so that everyone is happy."

Wow.

Zhu Ju helped Xu Miaoyun to sit down, and then he sat down obediently too.

"Miaoyun is pregnant now, it's an accident, you haven't gotten married yet, so you can't announce it to the public, to avoid bad talk. In fact, it doesn't matter if there are some rumors, the main thing is to avoid affecting the mood of you two young couples."

Ma Xiuying said seriously,

"So, the most urgent thing right now is to arrange your marriage. I have already found a reason for you. The Imperial Astronomical Observatory observed that the two stars of the 28 constellations in the sky, 'Niu' and 'Nü', moved abnormally, affecting the two stars of Hongluan and Tianxi. The two stars of Niu and Nü correspond to the land of Wu, which means that the King of Wu should get married. The Emperor followed the will of heaven and ordered the King of Wu to get married."

"The date hasn't been chosen yet, but it will definitely be someday this month or next. We can't delay this matter. If we wait until Miaoyun becomes pregnant before getting married, it will be difficult with so many people watching."

Zhu Ju: “???”

He opened his eyes wide and looked stunned as he listened to what my mother said.

How can I be more professional than him? What about Niu Nu Er Xing, Hong Luan Tian Xi, those are all professional terms! She can actually say it right away!

Great!

"Your father will soon issue an imperial decree and announce it to the world, and we will also prepare for the wedding as quickly as possible."

Ma Xiuying continued,

"You don't need to worry about anything, just follow my instructions."

"After you get married, you will be granted a Wu Palace, right next to the Imperial Palace. However, you can choose not to live there and continue to live in the palace, and let Miaoyun move into your Wu Palace. This will also make it easier for the palace servants to take care of you."

"However, the Wu Palace is relatively small, so it might be a bit crowded for two people to live in... Chongba, can you give me another palace when the time comes?"

Zhu Yuanzhang had no objection and nodded.

"Okay, that's settled."

Ma Xiuying said,

"I have finished speaking. If you have any opinions, you can raise them now."

"If you have no objection, I will follow the procedure."

Zhu Ju: “…”

Xu Miaoyun; “…”

The young couple looked confused at the moment, neither of them had any idea of ​​the situation.

"…It's all up to Her Majesty the Queen."

In the end, Xu Miaoyun reacted quickly and bowed quickly.

The elders were extremely tolerant of their outrageous behavior and arranged all subsequent matters in a very detailed and appropriate manner.

What else is there to be dissatisfied with?

"Why are you still calling her Empress? Take away the three words Empress."

Ma Xiuying smiled and touched Xu Miaoyun's hand, saying,

"From today on, you will follow Xiaojuzi and call me mom. Be more affectionate."

Xu Miaoyun's face flushed slightly.

"……mother."

She cried out in a very tiny voice, her heart pounding.

The Queen Mother has officially become her mother-in-law... It's like a dream!
Swish!
Xu Da looked at Zhu Ju and nodded at him.

"father!"

Zhu Ju understood what he meant and said with a smile,

"From now on, we are real father and son! I'll get you a few jars of fifty-year-old wine, and we'll get drunk together!"

Upon hearing this, Xu Da stroked his beard and laughed.

"Hahahaha...good, good, good! Good son-in-law, good son-in-law!"

"People say a son-in-law is worth half a man, but I think it's more than half! You can be worth one and a half! Hahahaha..."

Both father and son laughed, and Zhu Yuanzhang stared.

"I was wondering why the wine in the wine, vinegar and noodle shop was missing. It turns out there was a thief!"

Old Zhu laughed and scolded,
"You little bastard, you're using my treasure to honor your father-in-law, right? This is not the way to offer a gift to a Buddha!"

Having said that, he was not angry, but was in a particularly good mood.

Seeing his son marry and have children is a very gratifying thing for any old father, especially Zhu Yuanzhang, who has always been homesick for his hometown.

For him, having a wife, children, and a warm bed, and taking his grandson out for a stroll, those are definitely the happiest things!
"Miaoyun, is the child moving? Let me listen..."

Ma Xiuying leaned over and put her ear to Xu Miaoyun's belly, holding her breath and concentrating, and whispered,
"My dear grandson, my dear grandson, move for grandma..."

"Hey! I think I felt him moving inside! He moved! I resonated with him!"

She shouted with a look of surprise, which made Xie unable to sit still. She hurried forward, squatted down, and leaned over Xu Miaoyun's lower abdomen.

"Let me listen too... Hey, it seems to be true."

"Really? I told you so! You responded too! This little guy also knows that we are greeting him! Hahaha... He must be a lively and active child like Little Orange!"

"Yeah, I think so too..."

"..."

The two women were overjoyed and took turns listening to the movements in Xu Miaoyun's belly.

When Zhu Yuanzhang and Xu Da saw them verifying it, they also smiled. Both families were delighted about the arrival of this little life.

At this moment, a voice was heard.

"Your Majesty, Taoist Master Peng Xuan is here to see you."

The eunuch reported it, causing Zhu Yuanzhang to raise his eyebrows slightly.

"Finally he's here. He refused to stay in the palace when I asked him to. It was hard to get him to stay there every time."

Old Zhu muttered something and waved his hand.
"Let him come in! Let our daughter-in-law have a good look at the situation! We finally have a grandson, we must make sure everything is safe!"

When Zhu Ju heard this, he looked a little nervous.

He actually didn't want to face his master...mainly because he felt embarrassed.

As a cultivator, it would be fine if he didn't have a clear mind and few desires, but he actually had a child! Although the master said that it was okay to marry and have children, he still felt... a little embarrassed!
This is also the reason why he did not look for a master first, but went to find a doctor outside.

Even if the master didn't scold me, I would still feel guilty!
Da da.

After a moment, a voice was heard.

"See your majesty, see your empress."

"You two, I bow my head."

Peng Xuan walked in with square steps, bowed to everyone in the room, and had an indifferent expression.

Zhu Ju lowered his head and didn't have the courage to look at his master.

"I've met the Taoist priest."

Xu Da led Xie to return the gift to Peng Xuan.

He knew that this Taoist priest was very capable and was Zhu Ju's master. Zhu Ju was able to survive thanks to him!

"I wonder why your majesty has summoned me here?"

Peng Xuan smiled gently.

Zhu Yuanzhang pondered for a moment, then turned his gaze to Ma Xiuying and pursed his lips.

Ma Xiuying rolled her eyes.

So you, Zhu Chongba, don't have a mouth, right? Do I have to speak for you all the time?

"Master Peng... this is it."

Ma Xiuying was helpless, and after some consideration, she said,
"The child is young and ignorant. It's also our fault for not disciplining him properly. He acted impulsively and made some mistakes."

"Miaoyun...is pregnant now. Please help take a look at her physical condition. At this point, the child is the most important thing."

Peng Xuan was stunned and turned to look at Zhu Ju.

Zhu Ju lowered his head. If there was a crack in the ground at this moment, he could probably crawl into it.

"Good boy, you can do it!"

Peng Xuan glared and said,
"No wonder you asked me that question last time. Did I give you a reassurance and you thought everything was fine and you could do whatever you wanted?"

"You are so young, but you have already raped a beautiful woman!"

"you really……"

Zhu Ju: “…”

He buried his head even lower, his face as red as fire!
"But...if you must get married and have children, then it's better to do it sooner rather than later. If you have children sooner, your body will recover faster and you won't overdraw too much."

Peng Xuan stroked his beard and said,

"Well! I didn't realize that I have a disciple... Miss Xu, please take a seat. I will take a closer look."

Hearing this, Zhu Ju finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, the master did not blame me, and he seemed to be in a good mood...
It seems that I had indeed thought the situation too badly. Now it seems that the elders are quite easy to talk to!

This time, he felt himself stupefied again.

"Okay... Thank you, Master."

Xu Miaoyun sat down obediently and handed over her wrist.

Peng Xuan touched it lightly, holding his breath and concentrating.

He usually wouldn't take it so seriously, but this is his apprentice after all, so he still has to take it seriously!

But after a while, Peng Xuan frowned, with a look of doubt in his eyes.

"Ok?"

"That's weird...Please put both your hands up."

Peng Xuan spoke.

Xu Miaoyun's expression tensed and she quickly put her hand down.

Zhu Yuanzhang, Ma Xiuying and others all looked nervous at this moment.

"This... Could it be that Miaoyun has a bad physique?"

"Is there any abnormal movement of the fetus?"

"This... Taoist priest, you have to help, you must keep this child stable!"

"yes……"

The four elders were so concerned that they started talking at the same time and became noisy.

"Dad, Mom, please be quiet."

Zhu Ju said,

"Let the Master calm down and take a good look."

At this moment, he is actually more nervous than anyone else...

Could it be that Miaoyun’s physique is so special that the baby is in danger?

Everyone shut their mouths and stared at Peng Xuan intently, and Peng Xuan also perked up, closed his eyes and took his pulse carefully.

The room was extremely quiet; even everyone's breathing was very soft, for fear of disturbing Peng Xuan's judgment.

After a while...

Peng Xuan opened his eyes with a strange look on his face.

"Miss Xu...is not pregnant."

He let go of Xu Miaoyun's wrist and said.

Zhu Yuanzhang: "???"

Ma Xiuying: “???”

Everyone present: “???”

What?
Not pregnant? !

"Not pregnant? How is that possible? I just felt the little one moving!"

"Yes! I felt it too. She must be pregnant! Taoist Master Peng, please feel my pulse again. You must not be careful enough!"

Ma Xiuying and Xie said in unison.

Xu Miaoyun also nodded. She felt the same as the two mothers, and could clearly feel the rhythm of the little guy!

"Well... even if she is really pregnant, when she is first conceived, the baby is only the size of a drop of water."

Peng Xuan stroked his beard and patiently explained,
"How can you feel such a small kid moving?"

"What you heard was probably the movement of Miss Xu's stomach. This is actually normal... People are often led astray by their thoughts. If they think something is wrong, it seems to be true."

"Actually...no, it's all just my imagination."

Ma Xiuying: “…”

Xie: "..."

Well, it echoes the answer!

It turned out that they were just imagining things and being too self-indulgent!

"Master...are you sure I'm really not pregnant?"

Xu Miaoyun couldn't help but say,
"But we just went to see Doctor Fan, and he said I'm pregnant! He also said that I have a special constitution, with heat on the outside and cold on the inside, and there is a risk of miscarriage..."

"He also prescribed me a lot of expensive medicine! It was just cooked..."

She still doesn't quite believe it...

I have already accepted the unexpected arrival of the child and even felt a little happy, but then I was told I’m not pregnant?

This... is a commotion!
"Nonsense!"

Peng Xuan scolded, saying,
"I have checked repeatedly just now. Miss Xu is in good health. Her yin and yang are balanced. There is nothing wrong with her!"

"You are still young, how could there be any problem? According to the Yellow Emperor's Classic of Internal Medicine, it is actually relatively safe for you two to have a baby at this age! You don't even need to take medicine to protect the fetus! Didn't the ancients have safe childbirth even though they didn't have medicine?"

"On the contrary, it is those who give birth later, such as pregnant women over 30 years old, who are at risk and need to protect the fetus!"

As he spoke, he stood up and walked to the medicine furnace.

With a crash, the medicine furnace opened and the medicine residue inside was exposed.

"What are these?"

Peng Xuan frowned.

"Master, the doctor said that they were all precious medicinal materials and cost me more than a hundred taels of silver!"

Zhu Ju hurriedly said,

"Is this not..."

Zhu Ju naturally has great trust in his master Peng Xuan.

So after a brief moment of confusion, he immediately reacted -

Fuck!
I was cheated by an unscrupulous doctor!

"Is this pot of broken wood and rotten vegetable leaves going to you for more than a hundred taels?"

Peng Xuan sneered, flipped the pot twice with a stick, and said,

"Atractylodes macrocephala, Astragalus membranaceus, Longan... and ginseng. This ginseng is broken into pieces. I guess it must be broken ginseng dug from the forest somewhere."

"Chenpi... these are some common blood-replenishing medicines. They are good for the body and can replenish qi and blood. However, if I were to prescribe this medicine, it would only cost one or two taels of silver, no more."

Zhu Ju: “!!!”

"Damn it! You've tricked me!"

He gritted his teeth and said,
"You're bullying me because I don't know anything about medicine, right? Dad! Hurry up and get Mao Xiang to arrest him!"

"I'm going to kill this bastard!"

A man is smart all his life but becomes foolish for a moment. He was always clever, but he was cheated by an unscrupulous doctor!
This time, it was mainly because he was panicking as a father for the first time, and he was desperate to try all kinds of methods. In fact, if he calmed down and thought about it carefully, that bastard did have some flaws! If he asked a few more questions, he would definitely be exposed!

But at that time, I was only concerned about my wife's body, how could I think so much?

Damn, I’m so angry!
"There's no rush to arrest people."

Zhu Yuanzhang said with a dark face,

"He is just a quack doctor. He can't escape from our grasp."

"The problem now is... our eldest grandson is gone! We were just happy for a short while, and now we are told that it was all in vain!"

"Your father is unhappy, very unhappy!"

Ma Xiuying also had an ugly expression on her face!
She has even prepared clothes, shoes and socks for her future grandchildren, and is even preparing to sew a second set!
Tell her now... Not pregnant? No grandchild?

She can't accept it!
Xu Da and Xie were also silent.

The four elders were all in a bad mood at the moment, as if the cooked duck had flown away.

Zhu Ju: “…”

"No, we didn't get pregnant before we got married, shouldn't you be happy?"

Zhu Ju said with a sour look on his face,
"This is just a false alarm... Besides, I didn't tell you about the pregnancy! You smelled the smell and came here!"

"You can't blame me for this, right?"

These old guys must be crazy about having grandchildren!

Xu Miaoyun rubbed her belly. Now that she knew there was no baby inside, she felt a little relieved, but also a little disappointed.

"Miss Xu has been suffering from lovesickness recently, right?"

Peng Xuan suddenly realized,
"It seems that your liver blood is not flowing smoothly, and your emotions are a little uncomfortable, which will cause irregular menstruation."

"Here, hold out your hand."

Xu Miaoyun's expression changed, and she quickly stretched out her hand and handed it to Peng Xuan.

Peng Xuan grabbed her thumb and pinched it hard in the middle of the second knuckle.

"hiss……"

Xu Miaoyun frowned and cried out in pain.

"This is a point for curing impurities. It has a miraculous effect on delaying menstruation."

Peng Xuan said,
"Take the middle point of the second knuckle, and then take the middle point as the base, and take the upper and lower points, dividing the knuckle into four sections. These three points are all the acupoints for treating pollution."

He demonstrated to Xu Miaoyun and left marks on the three points.

coo.

A sound suddenly came from Xu Miaoyun's lower abdomen.

"It seems... to be working."

She frowned and said,

"My stomach is starting to hurt a little..."

This acupuncture point has miraculous effects!

"That's natural. It comes from the extra meridian points."

Peng Xuan smiled and said,

"From the look of your complexion, you don't look like someone who is suffering from anemia. You are just troubled by your emotions."

"Press these acupuncture points more often, and your period will come tomorrow."

Xu Miaoyun pinched a few acupoints and nodded slightly shyly.

"Thank you, Master."

she whispered.

After all, it was a bit embarrassing for her to see a doctor for gynecological diseases in front of so many elders.

"You're welcome."

Peng Xuan waved his hand, turned to look at Zhu Yuanzhang and Ma Xiuying, bowed and said,
"Your Majesty, your Majesty."

"Miss Xu is fine. If there is nothing else, I will take my leave."

Upon hearing this, Zhu Yuanzhang raised his hand.

"Wait a minute."

He said,

"Take the brat's pulse and see if his body is normal."

Peng Xuan was slightly startled.

Zhu Ju was also a little confused... How did this involve him?
"……it is good."

Peng Xuan naturally agreed, sat down again, and waved to Zhu Ju.

Zhu Ju obediently offered his arm and let his master take his pulse.

Peng Xuan put his hand on Zhu Ju's wrist and touched it for a moment, then his eyes lit up and he said:
"Yes, yes! The pulse is strong and the body is in good health!"

"I originally thought that you would be a little depleted of energy because of your addiction to women, but I didn't expect that you are full of energy and your bones are strong! Good, good... It seems that your physical fitness is still very good!"

Zhu Ju smiled.

"That's because I've been living and eating in the military camp for the past half month, and I don't have any interest in women."

He laughed and said,

"After training soldiers for half a month and practicing martial arts diligently, how can my body be in bad shape? I feel like I can kill a cow!"

Peng Xuan suddenly realized and said with emotion:

"So that's how it is... It's good to be young. No matter how hard you try, as long as you abstain from sex for half a month, you will be full of energy and vitality immediately."

"You are in good health now. Practice the Kung Fu I taught you well. I will teach you new ones in a year."

Zhu Ju nodded repeatedly.

Practicing new Kung Fu is always one of his greatest interests!

"Peng Xuan, is this brat okay?"

Zhu Yuanzhang suddenly asked.

"Yes, he is in good health." Peng Xuan responded truthfully, "Among so many people here, he is in the best health!"

Zhu Yuanzhang then nodded, his expression softened a little.

"As long as I'm healthy."

He turned to look at Zhu Ju and said in a serious tone,
"You little bastard, listen to me now!"

"Although Miaoyun is not pregnant, your actions this time have already aroused my desire for a grandson!"

"So, everything should proceed as we just discussed! Your wedding should still be held as usual, in just these two months!"

"Besides, since there is nothing wrong with your health, you have to give birth to a baby for us as soon as possible! I will set a goal for you. You must give us the good news of pregnancy within a year! Otherwise... hehe!"

Zhu Ju: “???”

"No, dad..."

“You’re just…”

Before he finished speaking, Ma Xiuying took over the conversation.

"One year won't work, that's too long, half a year!"

Ma Xiuying crossed her arms and snorted coldly,
"Starting from this month, don't do anything else but give birth to a baby for me!"

"I don't care what method you use, as long as I can have a grandchild, it will be a great achievement. I will agree to any request you make! But if you can't do it... just wait, you little brat! You'll see what happens!"

The emperor and the empress took turns threatening, and Zhu Ju was dumbfounded.

No such thing, right?

You are forcing me to do something wrong! I am just a child!
"Master Peng, is there any medicine that can make people pregnant easily?"

Ma Xiuying turned to look at Peng Xuan and asked,

"Or maybe pray to the gods to have the baby come sooner."

"I remember that there is a goddess named Guanyin in Buddhism who can help children... I think there should be a similar deity in Taoism, right? The goddess who can help children?"

Peng Xuan couldn't help but smile when he heard this.

"There is no need for the Goddess of Childbirth. The great god Dou Mu Yuan Jun, who is revered by our sect, has the ability to bring children and blessings."

He smiled and said,
"As long as you pray sincerely, you will naturally have a child."

"Zhu Ju is quite diligent in his practice. He only needs to pray for a while before burning incense and chanting scriptures every day, and it will naturally work."

Ma Xiuying's eyes suddenly lit up when she heard this.

"Okay, okay, this is good."

She clapped her hands and praised him, then said to Zhu Ju,
"Did you hear that, little brat? From today on, if you want to do your homework, you must pray to Dou Mu Yuan Jun!"

"The gods are all merciful. If Miaoyun is pregnant, I won't blame anyone else. I'll just blame you for not trying hard enough and not being sincere enough!"

"Did you hear that?"

Zhu Ju: "#￥%……&*@#!!!"

Crazy, crazy!
This old lady is completely crazy!
Zhu Ju wanted to cry but had no tears.

In fact, Ma Xiuying's attitude is very normal. She has been talking about her grandson all day long. Now Zhu Ju has given her hope, but then shattered it. How can she let it go?
No matter what, you have to build one for me!
"It's better to have children sooner."

Peng Xuan also stroked his beard and responded,
"As a son, I have to fulfill my duties as a human being."

"We who practice Taoism must be filial and cannot go against our parents' wishes. Since they want grandchildren, you must satisfy them."

"Being filial to your parents is also a way to accumulate blessings... How about this! I'll give you a prescription later. You two should take the medicine on time, and then have sex at the time I give you. Plus, pray to the gods, you will surely be able to have a child quickly."

Zhu Ju rolled his eyes.

Well, even the master has said so, what room does he have to resist?

"……Yes."

He said with a wry smile.

At this moment, Zhu Ju felt like a stud, being forced by his master to mate and give birth to cubs!

Damn it! It's all that damned wild doctor's fault!
If he hadn't been a liar, there wouldn't have been this "pregnancy" blunder! Why was she forced to have a baby by her parents, father-in-law and mother-in-law? !
I hate him so much!

"Mao Xiang, Mao Xiang!"

Zhu Ju became angrier and angrier as he thought about it. He yelled,

"Go now and capture Doctor Fan from Mingyue Clinic!"

"Go!"

Mao Xiang, who was outside the house, heard Zhu Ju's words, ran in quickly, and turned to look at Zhu Yuanzhang.

Of course he was willing to obey Zhu Ju's orders, but His Majesty was here, and directly obeying the prince's orders was a taboo!
I must get your Majesty's approval before I can take any action!

"Go."

Zhu Yuanzhang nodded and hummed,
"This black-hearted doctor is really hateful!"

"I was so happy for nothing!"

Mao Xiang nodded quickly and left.

"By the way, Peng Xuan, how is Biao'er's illness? Is he in good condition now and can he have a baby?"

Zhu Yuanzhang suddenly asked again.

Peng Xuan shook his head.

"Your Highness's condition is much better now, but the loss of liver and kidney essence cannot be restored overnight."

He said,

"If he has sex, he might be overdrawn. Given his current condition, it would be good if he could have sex once a month."

"This way... you may not be able to get pregnant even after two or three years. If you really want to get pregnant, you still need to have sex more frequently... otherwise it's just like luck."

Upon hearing this, Zhu Yuanzhang couldn't help but sigh.

"…It's really worrying! The Crown Prince's health is so poor that he even has trouble giving birth!"

He rubbed his forehead helplessly and said,
"It seems that we can't count on him for now. Let's just count on this brat!"

Then, he looked at Zhu Ju again.

"Listen to me, you little bastard!"

Zhu Yuanzhang said viciously,

"What your mother said is what I want to say! Let me emphasize it again! Your incident has already aroused my desire to have a grandson! This fire cannot be extinguished!"

"Now that your elder brother can't do anything, you have to shoulder this responsibility! You two are both in good health and young, there is no reason why you can't get pregnant!"

"Within half a year, I want to hear something from my eldest grandson. Really! If not, you are unfilial, extremely unfilial! Just wait for me to kick you out of the palace!"

"We're not kidding you! You know what's going on!"

Zhu Ju: “???”

Driven out of the palace? That's unacceptable!
Now, he really felt the meaning of the saying "There are three unfilial acts, and the worst is to have no descendants."

Xu Miaoyun looked at Zhu Ju, who had a depressed face, gently squeezed his hand, and gave him an encouraging look.

Although this was a false alarm, she still had confidence in herself and Zhu Ju!
There is no reason why such a strong man cannot get pregnant!
"Did you hear that?"

Zhu Yuanzhang's voice rose octaves!
"Listen...I heard it."

Zhu Ju responded with a sour look on his face.

Zhu Yuanzhang nodded and ordered:
"Pour water, pour water!"

"Our two families should continue to discuss their marriage. Since we are already halfway through the discussion, let's not give up halfway and get it done right away!"

"What the girl said just now, using the stars to issue imperial decrees, I think is great! Smart!"

"Next, let's talk about the details..."

Zhu Ju and Xu Miaoyun obediently poured water for the four parents, then quietly retreated into the yard.

"husband……"

Xu Miaoyun shouted softly,
"Don't feel pressured. Father is just talking. Who can guarantee that they will get pregnant in half a year?"

"If you can't get pregnant, just say I'm not good enough... it won't be a big deal."

Upon hearing this, Zhu Ju gave a bitter smile.

"I'm not feeling pressured, I just feel that this matter... is really too wrong! It was originally a misunderstanding, but they didn't care whether it was a misunderstanding or not, they just wanted to have a grandson!"

He said with a depressed look,
"What do you call this... are you treating us like animals?"

Zhu Ju is actually not opposed to having a baby, but he is opposed to being forced into doing so!
Xu Miaoyun chuckled.

"In fact, I can understand the feelings of my father and mother. I also know something about the situation of my eldest brother, the Crown Prince. In the next two years, they may not be able to fulfill their wishes. It just so happens that we are a good match, so they naturally place their hopes on us."

She said softly,

"As Master said, giving birth to offspring and making parents happy is the greatest filial piety. Let's just try our best! I have faith in you!"

Zhu Ju couldn't help but raise his eyebrows when he heard this.

"Really? Why are you so confident?"

he asked.

Xu Miaoyun smiled and stood on tiptoe to whisper a few words into Zhu Ju's ear.

Zhu Ju immediately smiled and hugged Xu Miaoyun in his arms.

"Hahaha...good, good!"

He said with great pride,

"Of course your man is awesome! There's no doubt about that!"

"Okay! Then we'll focus on doing big things! It used to be the safe period, but now it's the dangerous period! If we can get pregnant, we can control it!"

There is no man who doesn't like to be praised by his beloved woman for being good at that thing, and Zhu Ju certainly likes it very much.

This compliment is worth ten thousand!

The four old ones were discussing things in the room, while the two young ones were talking to each other outside...

After a while, the sound of footsteps was heard.

"Please spare my life, sir. I kowtow to you. How did I offend you? Please say a word..."

A hoarse voice begging for mercy also came in.

"Where is this? Where did I end up?"

"what?"

(End of this chapter)