The stupid son of Chongba

Chapter 104 Whose child is visiting a brothel? !
"Alright, alright, get up."

Zhu Ju stepped forward and helped Mao Xiang up, saying with a smile,

"I don't have many good qualities, but protecting one's shortcomings is one of them!"

"At that time, the servants in my Wu Wang's residence smashed my second brother's Qin Wang's residence to pieces at my command, which made my father furious!"

"But, I said I would keep them safe, so I kept them safe. In the end, they were only given a mild beating, and then they were let go, right? Go and see them now. Which one of them is not enjoying a good life and has become a high-ranking official in the palace?"

Mao Xiang was greatly encouraged when he heard this.

Although that matter was suppressed by His Majesty, he had heard a little about it.

I knew that a conflict had broken out between the King of Qin and the King of Wu, but I didn't expect it to be so serious!
To put it in a broader sense, this is considered to be mobilizing troops in the palace! After all, the prince's residence is not far from the emperor's bedroom. If these people go towards the emperor, the emperor will be in danger!

Given His Majesty's temper, in the end he did not investigate further and let these people off lightly... This shows how capable His Royal Highness the Prince of Wu is!

"As long as I consider them my own, I will never treat them unfairly! If something happens, as long as they are not treasonous, I will definitely protect them!"

Zhu Ju raised his head and said,
"But it's not that easy to become mine."

"You still need to behave well! If I need you in the future, Mao Xiang, you know that, right?"

Pfft!
Mao Xiang fell to his knees again.

"At your command, Your Highness!"

He said with a firm look,
"As long as Your Highness says a word, I will never frown even if I have to go through fire and water!"

Zhu Ju smiled widely.

If we can recruit the future leader of the Embroidered Uniform Guard under our command, it will be much easier to do things in the future.

And this was the moment when Mao Xiang was most respectful, and it was also the best time to take action.

He raised the wine jug and filled the glass, and at this moment when Mao Xiang was kneeling on the ground and could not see his movements, Zhu Ju shook his sleeves.

A few grains of white powder were sprinkled into the wine and instantly dissolved into nothingness.

"Then let's start with this glass of wine."

Zhu Ju shook the wine glass, handed it to Mao Xiang, and said,
"Please drink this cup to the full!"

"Thank you, Your Highness!" Mao Xiang took the wine glass, without any hesitation or even looking at it, and drank the wine in the glass!

After drinking it, he showed the bottom of the bowl to Zhu Ju.

Seeing this, Zhu Ju felt relieved and quickly helped him up affectionately.

"Oh, I just like your generous personality!"

He smiled and said,
"Come on, have a few more drinks with me!"

"Let's have a good chat, let's talk about brothels first! Mao Xiang, have you ever stayed overnight in a brothel? What is the process inside?"

When Mao Xiang heard this, he looked a little strange.

Why is His Royal Highness the Prince of Wu so interested in brothels?

However, now that I want to curry favor with him, I will naturally tell him everything I know.

"To be honest with you, Your Highness, when I was young and ignorant, I actually went to this brothel several times."

Mao Xiang felt his mouth was a little dry, so he ate some food and took a sip of wine before saying,

"I was also instigated by my colleagues. At that time, I was young and energetic, and I didn't have a wife or children..."

Zhu Ju waved his hands repeatedly.

"Alright, alright, stop trying to find excuses and get to the point!"

Just pretending to be a victim here!

"Ahem...Okay."

Mao Xiang held his head, squinted his eyes and looked out the window, saying,

"First of all, you need money. There's a saying among the people that visiting a brothel is the same as going to the gates of hell. You need money to get through!"

"If you have money, you will be the one they welcome and send off. If you don't have money, you will be the most vulgar and oldest ones, and you won't even be able to take a look at them."

"They have a sharp eye! They can tell at a glance whether you are rich or poor, a playboy or a nouveau riche, and then they will bring you in."

"And then, just..."

"Uh--"

As Mao Xiang was talking, his eyelids began to twitch.

In a moment, he could no longer resist the sleepiness that was sweeping over him, and he fell down on the table, snoring loudly.

"You fainted already? Is this knockout drug so strong?"

Zhu Ju rubbed Mao Xiang twice, looking somewhat disappointed, and said,

"I was just enjoying it..."

"That's all, I finally got him down."

From the moment I left home till now, it has been all for this moment!
However, taking down Mao Xiang is only the first step to freedom, there are still many hidden agents outside protecting him!
Although we gave them a good ride today and they are probably exhausted, they are still professional people after all and we cannot take them lightly.

Dangdang Dangdang!
Dangdang Dangdang!
"The City God is out for a trip!"

"To bring good luck, you must crawl under the sedan chair of bad luck!"

Zhu Ju put down his wine glass and looked towards the street.

I saw a huge team banging and banging their way through the city, with countless people gathering around them, blocking the street!
Seeing this, Zhu Ju's eyes lit up and a plan came to his mind.

Whoa!

He took out a monkey-face mask from his bag and put it on his face. He patted Mao Xiang's back, making sure that he was fast asleep. Then he chuckled and ran downstairs.

Dangdang Dangdang!
The sedan chair of the City God was shaking, and countless people were circling around it, praying for good luck. Many people were walking back and forth under the sedan chair. According to folk sayings, this is called "passing the level"! After passing this level, no matter how unlucky or unlucky you are, it's over, and the next step is a brand new life!

Regardless of whether it is useful or not, at least it is a beautiful hope and worth affirming.

"The City God of Yingtian Prefecture should have a high status, so it's no big deal for me to just pay homage to him."

Zhu Ju hid on the side and watched the movement, muttering to himself.

He knew that among this bustling crowd, there were many secret sentries who were sleepy, tired and hungry.

The scene was so chaotic now, and they thought that the two of them were still enjoying themselves upstairs, so this was the time when they let their guard down the most.

Dangdang Dangdang!
The sounds of gongs and drums were getting closer and louder. Zhu Ju seized the opportunity, rushed forward, and was submerged in the crowd!

There were countless people crowding under the City God's sedan chair. Zhu Ju relied on his small stature and nimble hands and feet to weave in and out of one gap after another, and soon reached the other side.

He did not hesitate and rushed into the brothel wearing the monkey face mask.

But at this moment, a strong smell of powder came, and a mountain of flesh blocked his way.

"Whose child is this?"

"If you don't think I'll be sold to a thief!"

A rough voice came, causing Zhu Ju to pause.

When I looked up, I saw a middle-aged woman with heavy makeup and a round fan in her hand standing in front of me.

The frost on her face was whiter than a dead person's, with an obvious color difference from the darkness on her neck. Her skin and some parts of her face were extremely loose and sagging.

Seeing her face and smelling the pungent smell, Zhu Ju almost vomited.

But he was afraid of attracting attention at the moment, so he could only bite the bullet and say:
"Get out of the way, I'm here to play!"

The old woman was slightly stunned when she heard this, but she seemed to have heard the biggest joke in the world and laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her back.

“Hahahaha…are you here to play?”

"Whose kid is visiting a brothel? Can a little kid like you do that?"

"Go, go back to your mother! I'm reminding you out of kindness. If you go any further, you'll be sold to a thief!"

Zhu Ju's face under the mask suddenly turned dark.

Little bean?
You bastard, you can insult my personality, but you can’t insult my second brother!
My second brother is invincible, okay!
"You bitch, I'm just a little short, not a kid!"

Zhu Ju cursed angrily,
"Please come in, I have money!"

As he spoke, he took out a golden bean from his arms.

These were all changed by Jianqi before he left, and they really came in handy at this moment.

When the old woman saw the glittering golden beans, her eyes suddenly lit up.

"Hahaha, what a misunderstanding, what a misunderstanding, no child would curse like that, so it turns out he is really the boss."

The old woman bent down enthusiastically, pushed Zhu Ju's shoulders and walked in, saying as she walked,

"My dear shorty, look at my eyes. They should be gouged out! Why didn't I recognize you?"

"Which girl are you in love with? I'll call her out for you right now."

Zhu Ju: “…”

Uncle Shorty, why does this word sound so weird?
Is this a compliment or an insult?

"I don't have a lover, I just come here to hang out!"

Zhu Ju said unhappily,
"Call out your top star to accompany me! I don't have much, but I have a lot of money!"

The old woman laughed so hard that she shook with laughter.

"Hahaha, sir, you are really funny. It turns out you are a stranger. I was wondering why I had never seen you before."

She covered her mouth and laughed.
"The top lady in our building is not someone you can hire just because you have money. She has a bad temper and will not meet anyone unless they are educated or talented!"

"If you are an educated person, you will have some opportunities later. If you are not educated, you might as well find something else to do. We have many girls here. You can have fun however you want. I guarantee you will be satisfied!"

"If you think highly of me, I can accompany you."

Zhu Ju: "@#￥%……&@#!!!"

Hearing this, he felt a chill all over his body.

"Who wants an old man like you?"

He pushed the old woman away and said with disgust,
"Prepare a private room for me first. I like quiet time and don't like being disturbed!"

The old woman became unhappy when she heard this.

"What's wrong with the old man? The old man is powerful. I have many lovers! All of them are experts!"

She put her hands on her hips and said,

"Old people have their own advantages, you just don't understand!"

The eyes in Zhuju's mask rolled their eyes.

He couldn't stand it any longer. This was totally different from the brothel he had imagined! It was far worse than the bathing centers of later generations!
In desperation, he could only throw out a golden bean and scolded:

"Stop talking nonsense and prepare a private room for me!"

The old woman was quick to take the golden beans, weighed them in her hand, and immediately smiled.

"Okay, okay, as long as you have money, I can arrange whatever you like!"

"A distinguished guest is coming! The private room upstairs is welcoming you!"

(End of this chapter)