The stupid son of Chongba

Chapter 102: Zhuju is out! I want to have fun! I want to listen to music in the brothel!
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"It feels so good! I can finally breathe some fresh air outside the palace!"

Zhu Ju stood outside the imperial city, looking at the crowded streets ahead, and suddenly felt relaxed.

"Your Highness, are you so eager to go outside?"

Mao Xiang was carrying a small bag and said with a smile,
"In fact, the outside world is really not as good as the palace. I think the palace is the best place in the world."

Zhu Ju glanced at him.

"You are saying one thing and thinking another, aren't you? You can be a boss outside, but can you be a boss in the palace?"

He sneered.

"Even I have to be a good son! There is only one master in the entire palace! He is the emperor, so of course he lives a good life!"

"If I were the emperor, I wouldn't move!"

When Mao Xiang heard this, his smile froze.

How can His Royal Highness the Prince of Wu speak in such a dangerous way?

Just two short sentences made his heart tremble...

"Haha, now that I'm out, I'm the boss!"

Zhu Ju didn't notice the change in Mao Xiang's expression, and waved his hand and smiled.
"Let's go! Brother Mao Xiang, take me to have some fun!"

"I finally have a day off, so I must try out all the fun things in Yingtian!"

"Go, go, go, you lead the way, you spend!"

Mao Xiang: "???"

In an instant, he felt the pressure from Zhu Ju!
This is definitely not a worry-free owner!

"This...your highness."

Mao Xiang immediately showed an awkward look and said,

"Before I left, the Queen told me not to run around..."

"We have agreed that we will just watch the dragon boat race, eat some rice dumplings, visit the temple fair and buy some things. As for other fun things, I can't think of them for the time being..."

When Zhu Ju heard this, he waved his hands repeatedly.

"Don't play along with me. When you're on holiday, do you watch dragon boat races and eat rice dumplings? That's just something to fool kids!"

He emphasized,

"Fun! Have fun, understand?"

"Take me wherever you usually go with your colleagues!"

"Don't worry, I won't tell my mom. I'll just say I'm going to watch the dragon boat race. We still have this tacit understanding!"

popping.

As he spoke, Zhu Ju patted Mao Xiang's back to show his affection.

Mao Xiang: "..."

"Your Highness, I don't have much entertainment on weekdays, and I really don't have..."

He was about to say something else, but saw Zhu Ju restrained his smile.

"Brother Mao, it's not easy for you to work for my father, right?"

Zhu Ju suddenly said,
"I heard that he has added more burdens recently?"

Mao Xiang's expression suddenly turned serious, and he was a little surprised and suspicious.

"This... Your Majesty has assigned some new tasks to me, so I have been working day and night recently. I will never dare to disappoint Your Majesty!"

He responded ambiguously and then asked,

"Your Highness actually knows about this matter of mine?"

Zhu Ju couldn't help but laugh when he saw this.

Still pretending, you are the future leader of the Imperial Guards, do you think I don’t know?

"Tsk tsk... You've worked so hard. The work on the secret front is much more difficult than ordinary work."

Zhu Ju patted Mao Xiang's shoulder and sighed softly,

"If you do not do well, you will be punished by the leaders, but if you do well, you will be hated by countless people."

"Once you embark on this path, you are destined to become a lone wolf. You must be ruthless to yourself and even more ruthless to your enemies! Only in this way can you have a place to stand!"

"Come, I'll treat you to some candied haws."

He was walking on the street and picked up two strings of candied haws from a vendor nearby and handed one to Mao Xiang.

But when Mao Xiang heard what he said, how could he still have the mood to eat candied haws? He silently opened his bag and paid the money, then turned to look at Zhu Ju.

Now it can be confirmed that His Royal Highness the King of Wu is well-informed and really knows what he is doing now!
Those words really touched his heart.

Yes!

Being favored by the emperor is indeed exciting, but when the excitement wears off, think about your future prospects...

This is a road that will make you countless enemies, and the only one you can rely on is the Emperor!
But will the Holy Favor really last forever?

"The main thing is, in your line of work, it's easy to become a glove."

Zhu Ju said with a smile,
“It’s very convenient to use gloves to handle various things. When the gloves get dirty and smelly, you can just take them off and throw them away. It’s very cool!”

"As for whether the gloves are alive or dead, no one cares. Maybe there are even countless people applauding!"

"Wu Zetian, you know, right? You know what happened to those cruel officials she appointed, Lai Junchen and Zhou Xing, right? You and they are actually on the same path."

"There are very few ways to break the impasse."

Swish!
Mao Xiang's expression suddenly changed.

He frowned, his heart dropped to the bottom!
Zhu Ju's words were like a steel needle, piercing into his fiery heart!
This is so harsh!
But, it is also true...

"Your Highness, what exactly do you mean by these words?"

Mao Xiang looked at Zhu Ju and asked in a low voice,
"I don't understand!"

Gaga.

Zhu Ju did not pay attention to him immediately. She was chewing on the candied haws with a look of satisfaction on her face.

Whether in ancient times or later generations, the flavor of candied haws remains the same!
In fact, the ancients were more particular about the ingredients they used, and the taste was even better!

"Your Highness..." Mao Xiang became a little anxious and asked again.

You pointed out the problem but didn't tell me how to solve it. Isn't this frustrating?

"Now you know it's urgent?"

Zhu Ju raised his eyebrows and said,
"I can tell you how to break the impasse."

"But, what should I do...you know?"

Mao Xiang: “#￥%……&#@!!!”

I said such a horrible thing, just for this!

For a moment, he was a little angry and speechless.

"Okay, okay..."

Mao Xiang gave Zhu Ju a thumbs up and said helplessly,
"Your Highness, King Wu, you are this, and I have seen what you are capable of."

"It's not that I don't want to tell you the truth, but that place where you have fun... you can't enter!"

"When men have fun, it's nothing more than..."

As he spoke, he hesitated again.

If you say this, it might be like leading the King of Wu astray!

How will he explain himself when the Queen Mother blames him?

"Listening to music in a brothel? Eighteen touches? Visiting prostitutes? Gambling houses?"

Zhu Ju's eyes lit up and he said repeatedly,
"Are these the ones?"

"I want to go to the brothel to listen to music!"

Mao Xiang: "???"

"So you know everything!"

He was slightly stunned, then heaved a sigh of relief, holding his forehead and said,

"If I had known you knew, I wouldn't have to hide it... Yes, that's right, these are the ways grown men have fun, either gambling in a casino, listening to music in a brothel, or drinking. Apart from these, there is nothing else."

"The key is... none of these subordinates can take you there! If the Queen knew about this, she would definitely skin me alive!"

I asked you to take the child to see the dragon boat races and visit the temple fair, but instead you took the child to a gambling house and a brothel?
Thinking about that questioning scene, Mao Xiang felt suffocated!
Therefore, even if he was beheaded, he would not dare to take Zhu Ju to have fun!

"What's the big deal? Can't we just keep it a secret?"

Zhu Ju said nonchalantly,

"God knows, the earth knows, you know, I know, and when the time comes I'll just lie to my mother, and there won't be any problem at all!"

Mao Xiang frowned.

He looked around.

There was a constant stream of people and hawkers hawking their wares, but among the crowd, there were many eyes staring at this side.

"Is there a hidden agent?"

Zhu Ju saw that Mao Xiang looked a little unnatural, and suddenly he understood.

Come to think of it, a prince like himself could never be protected by only one person.

It may be an exaggeration to say that hundreds of people would drop from the sky at the command, but it is still possible for dozens of people to suddenly emerge from the crowd to protect the emperor.

"…So, Your Highness, it's not that I don't want to take you with me, it's just that I really have no other choice."

Mao Xiang spread his hands and said helplessly,

"At most, I will take you to a restaurant, where you can eat some special dishes and listen to some storytelling."

"This is the best I can do. If there is more, I really have no power to do anything."

They can keep the secret, but if any of their subordinates lets it slip, they will be doomed!
"Okay! A restaurant is a restaurant, and drinking is fine!"

Zhu Ju looked at the stall in front of him selling ghost face masks, rolled his eyes, and said,
"There's a temple fair tonight. Let's go and do some cosplay. Buy a mask and wear it to make you feel more involved!"

Mao Xiang was slightly stunned.

What kind of general category?
Why can't he always keep up with the pace of His Royal Highness the Prince of Wu?
Just as I was in a daze, the red-orange guy had already started shopping like crazy.

"This, this, and this."

"I don't want these! I want all the others!"

"Give me some pancakes too. Oh, those pastries look delicious. I'll pack them all up!"

"Let's settle accounts with the big brother behind me!"

Mao Xiang: "!!!"

"Master, Master!"

"My salary is not much, please take it easy, we still have to go to the restaurant later!"

The commander of the Imperial Guard and the chief of the Ming Dynasty's secret services was now panicked and followed Zhu Ju, trying to persuade him.

"Look at you, you are so stingy. Why don't you just ask my parents to reimburse you?"

Zhu Ju moved a large pile of things into Mao Xiang's hands, wiped his mouth and said,

"Don't worry, it won't cost you a penny of your salary!"

"Here, you have a share of these snacks. If the brothers who are operating in secret are willing to come out and eat, they will also have a share."

"I am not good at anything else, but I am loyal! Follow me, Zhu Ju, and I promise you will never go hungry."

Mao Xiang: “#￥%……&@#”

to reimburse?

Who has the guts to ask the emperor and empress for reimbursement?

I wouldn't dare to do that even if I had the guts of a bear or a leopard!
However, for the answer to the question just now, he resisted the urge to stop Zhu Ju's crazy spending and let him go shopping.

"Come on, there are some good stuff ahead!"

Zhu Ju suddenly shouted and ran faster than a rabbit!
Mao Xiang's heart tightened, and he quickly followed with a pile of "treasures" in his arms.

As soon as he made this move, the secret agents all took action.

Just like that, Zhu Ju, with high morale, crossed most of Yingtian Prefecture!
(End of this chapter)