I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network

Raymond Lam: “Really bro, a man must be sexy.

Go to the gym more often and check out your outfits.

Otherwise, will your wife like you having a big belly?

Instead, you should go to the gym to train your eight-pack abs. Next time you have an argument, take off your clothes. Believe me, your sister-in-law will blush immediately.

I understand.

You change some things, sister-in-law, and eh, it feels different.

Life may slowly regain its passion.

Sister-in-law can also tell you about some of the frustrations and annoyances in life. "

. . . . .

On the barrage

"Direct male seduction, hahahaha."

"Oh my god, I laughed so hard that tears came out (laughing and crying)."

"Big bro also has to teach his fans how to flirt hahahaha."

"This King of Flirting is spreading flirtations online (dog head)."

Absolutely
Hahahahaha.

. . . . .

Lin Feng: "I understand, buddy. As long as there are no principled issues between the two of them, the situation can be eased slowly unless you intervene for the third time.

In fact, this is where many problems arise in the lives of middle-aged couples.

You really should not underestimate the polish of ordinary life. It always feels like a pool of stagnant water, and people are pushed forward in life.

So many people can’t stand this kind of dull life and are going crazy.

I said, like an old man,
I can't get out of here, and I can't get down to the ground.
This life will always be fixed.

Children, husband, children, husband, or wife, children, wife, children,

And fishing is not allowed either.
It’s always this problem and no one can stand it.

Many marriages end for both men and women because of this kind of life.”

. . . . .

On the barrage

“Polished by ordinary life (thumbs-up).”

"The host is so young, but what he said is really good."

"Don't listen to him, I just bit his ear and got beaten (tears)."

puff~
Hahahaha.

"Luckily you didn't come from behind, otherwise I would have thrown you over my shoulder with my strength."

I stopped laughing, hahahaha.

. . . . . .

Raymond Lam: "You have to be romantic once in a while, for example, take your sister-in-law to the place where you first dated for a meal, or take a walk in the park where you first held hands."

Man: "But I've actually been doing all these things you said. I'm a bit of a flirt."

Lin Feng laughed strangely: "Really?"

Man: "Yes, I really care about the interests of these two people."

Lin Feng: "I don't believe it. Practice is the only criterion for testing truth, unless you tell me some dirty talk now."

Uh. .

Raymond Lam: "Come on, treat me as your wife and tell me the sexiest thing you've ever said."

Man: “…This is not good.”

Lin Feng curled his lips: "Look, look, you just don't dare to say it, don't pretend."

Man: "It's not that I don't dare, it's just too embarrassing."

Lin Feng waved his hand: "There's nothing to be embarrassed about, buddy. Only when you say it out loud can I know if what you said is right or not."

Man: "Then I'll think about it."

Lin Feng: "Stop dithering. My wife is angry again. I'll give you one minute at most. If you don't tell me, I'll hang up."

. . . . .

On the barrage

"No, big brother, you forced a grown man to say dirty words to you (laughing and crying)."

"I was so embarrassed that my toes were dipping on the ground (covering my face)."

"It's fun to be a little weird once in a while (raises an eyebrow)."

"It's a bit ridiculous (grin)."

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Arrive in 1 minutes.

Lin Feng: "Go ahead buddy, it's time."

The man hesitated and said, "Just say one sentence."

Raymond Lam: "You can say a few words if you want."

Well. . .

Forget it, just say one sentence.

The man shouted as if he had used up all his strength: "Little bitch, I'm going to sleep with you after get off work tonight."

puff~
Hahahaha.

Everyone, including Raymond Lam, burst into laughter.

"What the hell, little bitch, hahahaha."

“Sure man, there’s something (laughing and crying).”

“College students have learned a lesson about (sunglasses).”

I can't hold it anymore, hahahaha.

. . . . . .

Lin Feng: "Oh, man, what you said is really flirty. Then, what's the expression on my sister-in-law's face? How will she respond to you?"

Man: "She called me crazy."

Lin Feng waved his hand: "No, buddy, listen to me, sisters-in-law are usually like this, calling you crazy and a dead ghost,

In fact, he is more aggressive than anyone else.

So the nerve here, you can understand it as what the sister-in-law said is, you damn bastard, you are so embarrassed.

Actually, she is just acting coquettishly, you can understand it, right?

So just don't worry about it.
Just sleep and that’s it.”

Well. . .

. . . . .

On the barrage

"Just sleep on it, hahahaha."

"You bastard, you bastard, I'm so embarrassed.. My ribs hurt from laughing so hard."

"How come big brother knows everything (laughing and crying)."

"There is no theory at all, it's all based on experience (dog head)."

Big Brother has been the leader for 100 years!
Hahahahaha.

. . . . . . .

Man: "But that was in the past. In the past two years, I am not allowed to talk to her. She ignores me and totally ignores me.

Then I felt something was wrong.
I once looked at her phone and she started yelling. It was during the Chinese New Year at her parents’ home, and she threw her phone right afterward.”

Lin Feng: "That's bullshit, after talking for so long, my sister-in-law has a handsome guy outside."

Uh. .

. . . . .

On the barrage

"My sister-in-law has a handsome guy outside (laughing and crying)."

"The phone was smashed, there must be a secret."

"It's over. All that was done in vain (dog head)."

夺笋
Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Lin Feng: "No wonder my sister-in-law doesn't talk to you anymore. Someone else has said something outside."

Man: “So this incident left a shadow in my heart.

Another thing was the year when the epidemic was relaxed. At that time, she was working in a decoration company, and they took on a project for a traditional Chinese medicine hospital here.
Because the restrictions had been lifted at that time, so it was hard to buy medicine.
Our Chinese medicine hospital distributed medicine packages, and she asked me to go get them.
We both tested positive at the time, so she called me and told me to bring a copy for her male colleague as well, and also told me to stay away from her colleague so as not to infect others.

I was very angry because she didn't care about me but cared about others.

Then two days later, her sister got married. I was still alive at that time, so I drove a long distance to her house.
She didn't say a word to me from beginning to end.

I thought to myself, this can’t go on. You care about others but not me. I’m driving long distances while I’m sick. . . . ”

. . . . .

On the barrage

"Care about others, not me (laughing and crying)."

"Dude, I feel so frustrated, hahahaha."

"Decoration company, male colleagues, brothers, highlight the key points."

"So Xiao Shuai is the contractor (sunglasses)."

Case solved.

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Lin Feng took a puff of cigarette and said, "Brother, this is you being immature. Your wife is dating someone else.
He must feel sorry for others.

You are her husband, what's wrong?
Love comes first.

If I have to choose between my boyfriend and my husband, I will definitely have to put my husband in a difficult position.

It’s okay for your husband to be a little bit masculine, since you already have nothing to say.

But if her boyfriend gets sick or passes the test, he won’t be able to chat with her or give her warmth.

You are ignorant, bro.

My sister-in-law was like this during her adolescence.

When she grows up and falls in love, she will feel sorry for others and care about others.
This is normal.”

Uh. .

. . . . . .

On the barrage

"My sister-in-law is in puberty and she's laughing like crazy, hahaha."

"I don't understand (laughing and crying)."

"Big brother is being shady again (covering his face and laughing)." He was provoked,
So crazy hahahaha.

. . . . .

Man: "Actually, I suspected them last year, so I installed a GPS on her car.

I found that she didn't come back for lunch, and often went to another place, probably in a very remote place, in someone's car.

And the place we were going to passed by our neighborhood.
I just don’t understand why she would do this.”

Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard and said, "Isn't this very simple? You are the foundation of stability, the cornerstone of an ordinary life.

Xiao Shuai is different. He is a burning passion.
So my sister-in-law chose to go for passion at noon, not you.

They are a loving couple, you need to figure out your position, buddy."

. . . . .

On the barrage

"Choose passion at noon and choose the foundation of mediocrity at night (laughing and crying)."

“It’s a burning passion hahaha.”

"The bigger the melon, the more excited Big Brother gets (covering his face and laughing)."

"Brother is so mean. People are sad and you are still being serious and funny."

Difficult to stretch
Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Man: "I want to divorce her now, but she won't let me, and she's talking about the two kids."

Lin Feng waved his hand: "If you really want to divorce, you don't have to worry about these. As long as you have evidence, you can file for divorce at any time."

Man: "But the problem now is that I don't have any substantial evidence, which is very troublesome. His family just shut me up with a bunch of hearsay."

Lin Feng: "If you are like this, buddy, don't talk to your sister-in-law. Your sister-in-law will never tell you the truth.

You go directly to Xiao Shuai,
I tell you, the person involved in this kind of thing can't hold it in.

You can bypass your sister-in-law and find a sudden time one day to go to her workplace and ask Xiao Shuai out.
Tell him, I know everything.

But when you say this, don't show your sadness, hold your emotions back.

You can't tell from her emotions that if you really like her, then I will divorce her and you can live with her.

If you just want to play with her, don't contact her again.

You act very calm, as if you already know about this. Your wife has confessed to you, and yet you are trying to deceive him.

If he said, "Oh my, brother, you should live a good life with her. I have my own family and it is impossible for me to be with her."

Then you cheated correctly.

Really hammered,
There is evidence.

But if the other party argues that they were not together, then you can throw out the GPS location of your wife's car as evidence.
He would also give a rough account of what happened. ”

. . . . .

On the barrage

"Cheat him, hahahaha."

"Speaking in a jargon, brilliant!"

"Focus on recording (sunglasses)."

"Damn it, I learned something!"

"Oh! When I was little, I didn't dare let my dad know about my relationship. Now I don't dare let my husband know about my boyfriend. It's so hard (crying)."

You fuck,
Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Man: "But I don't want to go through all this. I want a divorce now. I don't want the two of us to be like enemies at home."

Lin Feng: "Brother, what I mean is that you should try to get a divorce first, because if you really want to get a divorce, you need actual evidence.

Anyway, there is nothing else to do when you reach middle age, so it is actually a kind of pleasure to make some trouble.

You ask him out for a talk and then record it, so what?

Anyway, there is no other passion in our ordinary life.
My wife is passionate with you, so I want to be passionate with you too, to release my energy."

. . . . . .

On the barrage

“The struggles are the waves in middle-aged life (laughing and crying).”

"Life is short, let's have some fun, hahaha."

"Let's find passion together in our ordinary life (dog head)."

Hahaha is this really advice? Why is it so funny? Hahaha

. . . . . .

Man: "Okay bro, I get it."

Lin Feng reminded: "But there is one thing, we can't lose money, even if you are inviting people to dinner, you should only order the dishes you like."

Uh. .

The man smiled wryly and nodded, then hung up the microphone.

Lin Feng took a puff of cigarette and said to the live studio: "It's normal for middle-aged couples to have their passion worn down by life, but if she has other intentions, that's another matter.

Don't fight in the comment section, I'm not saying all girls are bad people.

There are bad men and women, and there are also those who live good lives.

But now I can understand it. When he told his sister-in-law that he wanted to sleep with her after get off work tonight, his sister-in-law responded that she was crazy.

That's not just acting like a spoiled child.

My sister-in-law might forward it to the boy right away, saying, "Look, this bastard is talking like this again. He wants to date you tonight, so who would go with him?"

Dude,

You have become someone's flirting tool."

. . . . . .

On the barrage

What the hell!

"All the brothers have left the microphone, but the eldest brother still won't let them go (laughing and crying)."

"Just tell me if it's detailed or not (grin)."

“It’s too thin (covering face and laughing).”

"That's right. You can't be at a disadvantage when ordering food. Just order what you like (dog head)."

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

"I've never been in love, so I don't know what it feels like."

A golden barrage flashed by.

Lin Feng smiled and said,

You want to fall in love, right?

simple!
Come, let me give you a quick demonstration of how to fall in love.

Lin Feng picked up his phone and said, "Generally speaking, falling in love has a process, and it definitely starts with getting to know each other first.

Hello, lady, can I add you on WeChat?

Yes, of course you can.
Then I'll sweep you.
Then the two of them added each other on WeChat.

After I got back, I looked through the other person’s circle of friends and found out, wow, you are also from this school?

Yes.

Then why haven't I seen you before?
Hahaha, maybe I just don’t look good.

How can it be a scam? You are very beautiful.

Hehehe, it’s okay. Are you blind?

I'm not blind, I really think you're beautiful.

If you think I'm good-looking, why don't you ask me out?
I've always wanted to ask you out, but I'm afraid you won't come out, and I'm afraid you'll reject me. I'm a very fragile person.

No, actually I am very free all day and I don’t have anything to do every day.

Well, there’s a good movie on Saturday, let’s go out and see it.

All right, baby.
Hey, why are you calling me baby all of a sudden?

The two of them started chatting.

Send a gift in two days.

Oh, isn't this a co-branded product of something?

Yes.

Did you spend a lot of money? How can you feel embarrassed?

Hey, it’s okay, it’s not expensive, I have a coupon.

You are so nice to others.

Then the two of them started to get annoyed with each other.

After a while, when they have eaten and drunk as they should, they start to resort to cold violence.

What do you mean?

What's wrong? I didn't do anything.

Then why don't you reply my message?

Oh, I was busy and forgot.

But it wasn't like this when you first started talking to me.

How was I at the beginning? I don't think I've changed at all. Don't you have your own things to do? I'm very busy recently, okay?
But I think you have changed.

I haven't changed, can you please stop being so irritable? I've found that you have changed. I used to think you were so cute and considerate, but now I always find you being unreasonable.

Could you please stop being like this? I noticed that you are ignoring me.

Forget it, think whatever you want, I don't want to explain anymore, and then I will start to ignore you, and then you won't be able to find him,
You don't know what he does either.

But two days later, you will find some comments in his Tik Tok, saying "Baby, you are so handsome" or "Baby, you are so beautiful."

Well, I found out that I was cheated on.

Okay, that's all.
younger sister,

If you want to fall in love, go ahead.”

. . . . .

On the barrage

“Listening to it is just like having the conversation again (smile).”

"It also helps me gain experience in love (dog head)."

Hahahaha.

"I feel like humans are also NPCs when it comes to love. They all say the same thing, like there's a formula. As a result, I want to laugh every time I see my partner say something formulaic in my later relationships, but I feel powerless to cooperate..."

"NPC quote: I will always be here, I will never change my mind (sunglasses)."

"We talked about it. All kidding aside, it only took me a week (tears)."

It’s fast food.

Hahahahahahaha (End of this chapter)