I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network

Lin Feng: "Once we were inside, we were all brothers and sisters, except for the leader.
I guess he's a spokesperson.

He is a father or a mother.

You call him dad and mom, and that thing really gives you food to eat and money to spend.

Sometimes I can't say it out loud.
Because he is the same age as my grandfather,
But for the sake of the eggs and popsicles, sometimes, we can even eat the big pot meals.

Then call,

Anyway, I called.

It doesn’t hurt either.”

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

"Big brother really does anything to get free food and drinks (laughing and crying)."

"It's not like I'm at a disadvantage anyway, hahaha (covering my face)."

"He already calls me dad, no wonder his dad doesn't let him go (dog head)."

Case solved.

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

okay,

Next one.

Ding~
"Hey bro."

It's a boy.

Lin Feng: "What's wrong, buddy? What's the problem?"

Man: "It's been so hard lately because I'm probably emotionally weak.

The first thing I wanted to ask you today is, brother, do you have any idea that we can have a chat offline?

Because my wife thinks you are very wise and she approves of you very much."

Lin Feng took a puff of his cigarette and said, "What the hell, your wife approves of me?
Sister-in-law, I guess you are using me as a lubricant for your relationship.

Do you always use me to PUA you?

brothers,

This has nothing to do with me.

There are some things I haven't even said, my sister-in-law is just PUAing you in my name.

Don’t believe it.”

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“High EQ: Brother, please help me solve this problem offline.

Low EQ: Brother, you are the only one who slanders me behind my back (dog head).”

"It's over, big brother is going to be exposed offline (laughing and crying)."

"Don't worry, big brother is very smart and won't go."

"I'm mainly afraid of getting beaten (for the sunglasses)."

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Man: "No, no, I really didn't mean that, brother. It has nothing to do with you.

There may be a big problem between us. Can you help mediate it offline? "

Lin Feng: "Do you really want to meet?"

Man: "Yes, do you have this kind?"

Lin Feng smiled and said: "The key is that I won't take this job, I am usually very busy.

And to be honest,
If you want to be real with me,
of course,

I'm not afraid either.

After all, our martial arts skills are not just for nothing.

If you really want to fight me in private, I don't mind letting you know what big muscles are."

As he said this, Lin Feng pulled up his sleeves and showed off his biceps in front of the screen.

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

"Brother has big muscles hahahahaha."

"If you don't mention the strong physique and the sinister wisdom, he has them all (dog head)."

“The guy who delivered the air conditioner: Bro, do you want me to install it for you?
Big Brother: No, I have already put them on (sunglasses).”

"Hahaha, you're making me laugh to death."

. . . . . .

Raymond Lam: "Wait a minute buddy, I suddenly realized a very important issue.
When I watched those fitness bloggers or those guys with good bodies live streaming,
If he just exposed himself for a moment, the official would remind him that this was a vulgar live broadcast and he should put his clothes on quickly.

Why did I expose myself so much just now, and no official reminded me?
Didn't I seduce you?

Isn’t the official operator in the live broadcast room? Please remind me and pop up a window.

Am I just not attractive?

Or do you think I'm not skirting the line?

I just missed it, isn't that against the rules?
Isn't this discrimination? I used so much force just now that my face turned red. Are my muscles not big enough?

Even my armpit hair was showing.

I'm rubbing the edge.

Why don't you even have a pop-up reminder?

Please respect me.

You pop up a window saying that it is forbidden to skirt the rules, and you deduct 2 safety points from me.

Yes or no,
You are being a bit discriminatory.

I thought to myself that there were 32 people in my room.

I have also established myself on the Douyin platform.

He is also considered a big anchor.

Operations have all come in.

I said I would take this opportunity to get a taste of what it's like to be a big anchor. I've been waiting for a long time, but why didn't any pop-ups appear? "

. . . . . . .

On the barrage.

"Brother please give me a warning hahahahahahaha I'm going to make a fortune."

"What? He even touched Daddy Dou's head, hahaha."

"No warnings, no points deducted, no Dou Dad certification, big brother started to doubt himself (laughing and crying)."

"Brother: You look down on me, don't you? (Angry)."

"Operation: This little arm is not even as big as my armpit fat (dog head)."

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Lin Feng: "No, please respect me.

I just edged it.

Many people have seen it.
It's so tempting.

To be honest, some of the sisters-in-law couldn't help themselves and screamed even through the screen.

It is said that Arnold Schwarzenegger is indeed worthy of his reputation.

How come you don't react at all?
Hey!
I am convinced. "

. . . . . . .

On the barrage.

"Who couldn't help themselves and who screamed (grin)."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger (dog head)."

Hahahaha.

"I am dying of laughter. I always feel that Big Brother lets himself go on the Internet (laughing and crying)."

"Brother, this is a very conspicuous bag (covering face)."

"Let's say, if the operation doesn't remind you, is there a possibility that the operation also likes to see (dog head)?"

"I don't know if the operations team likes this, but I bet they must be laughing to death behind the screen right now (sunglasses)."

I believe this.

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Lin Feng: "Dad Dou doesn't agree. I give in. Brother, keep talking."

The man also laughed dumbfoundedly, "No, I...where was I?"

Lin Feng rolled his eyes: "Fuck it, let me ask, which city are you from?"

Man: "Like big brother, I'm also in the Magic City."

Lin Feng: "Oh, that's quite close, I can go over there, but I don't necessarily want to mediate, I might just go and watch the fun."

man:. . .

Lin Feng: "We've been talking for so long and still haven't talked about the problem. You should talk about the problem first."

Man: "The problem is that I used to be a rather promiscuous person, before I was 30.

But after I turned 30, I felt that I was also in the process of spiritual practice, and it was not the same as before. "

Lin Feng waved his hand to interrupt: "Don't talk nonsense, you were a playboy when you were young, and now you are not practicing Taoism. The real reason is that you can't play anymore."

Well. . .

. . . . . . .

On the barrage.

“High emotional intelligence: He used to be a playboy, but now he has calmed down and is practicing Taoism.

Low EQ: I’m old and can’t hang out any more (grin).”

“The waves can’t move anymore hahahahahaha.”

"Brother, you really hit the nail on the head."

"You've been digging out the innermost thoughts of middle-aged men all day long, making it difficult for us to live. We don't have any privacy at all (grin)."

Hahahaha. (End of this chapter)