I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network

Ding~
"Hey bro."

It's a girl.

Raymond Lam: "Is there any problem, sister?"

The girl smiled and said, "I don't have any problem, I just came up to tell you some gossip, pure gossip."

Listen to gossip.

Lin Feng's eyes lit up.

Yu Huanshui opened a bag of melon seeds on the spot, and the two of them ate the seeds with their eyes wide open in curiosity.

"Sister, you know, I love listening to gossip the most."

Yu Huanshui nodded repeatedly: "Yeah, yeah, me too."

puff~
The two people's funny behavior caused a burst of laughter on the public screen.

The girl also laughed and said: "The protagonist of the gossip is a gym coach,
There are a lot of troubles in the gym.
He flirted with an older sister, but it turned out that the older sister was not out for fun, but was actually there to work out.
He flirted with a young lady, and then the lady complained about him, and the gym fired the coach.
Because he suddenly stopped exercising, he gained weight very easily. He became very fat, like a pig.
Then one time when he went camping, he saw a white, rich and beautiful girl,

He liked her very much because she was very pretty and her family was rich.
Then he went to work at the company owned by the beautiful, rich girl.
But he did have some ability, and helped the rich and beautiful girl deal with many things and solve many problems.

That old couple only has this one daughter... "

Wait wait wait!

Lin Feng spat out the melon seed shells in his mouth and squinted his eyes and said, "Isn't this Zhu Bajie going to Gao Laozhuang?"

Yu Huanshui followed suit and said, "It's not that the coach has become fat, it's clearly a pig coach. Sister, Journey to the West is amazing for you to say this!"

After the two of them finished talking,

The screen is full of confusion.

Zhu Bajie?
Gao Laozhuang?

Journey to the West? ?

Before anyone could react, they heard the girl say with a smile, "Great! It's gone."

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

???

What do you mean?
Is this really Journey to the West?

Some people still didn't understand, while others reacted quickly.

"The fitness coach who used to have a good figure was fired by the company because he flirted with a pretty girl and became very fat. Isn't this just like Marshal Tianpeng flirting with Chang'e and being demoted to a pig head (laughing to death)?"

"Then he met a beautiful, rich girl, and even worked for her. Isn't that the story of Gao Laozhuang (covering his face)?"

"Fuck, Journey to the West has been changed like this, and they can still tell it (stunned)."

"My brother's eyes turned, hey, why does this feel a bit familiar (dog head)."

"Mr. Shui spat out the melon seed shells. Oh no, this woman is teasing us. (grin)"

puff~
Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Lin Feng: "Oh, I'm sorry, sister-in-law, I shouldn't have exposed you so quickly, I don't understand the ways of the world."

Yu Huanshui also slapped his thigh and said, "Yes, they spent a hundred dollars to come here, so we should at least pretend and let them finish their speech."

Lin Feng nodded: "My fault, my fault. I ate a bowl of instant noodles at night, and my head was dizzy. I didn't know how to deal with people well."

Yu Huanshui: "I also ate a bowl of instant noodles, and my head is dizzy, please forgive me, sister-in-law."

The two of them sang in unison, making netizens laugh.

"These two are so amazing, it really makes for a great show, hahaha."

"Why do you think I'm not sleeping in the middle of the night? (Dog head)"

“I really can’t get out (laughing and crying).”

"I was very sleepy at first, but the more I watched, the happier I became. The happier I became, the more I watched (covering my face)."

"I just laughed so hard (grin)."

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . . .

Raymond Lam: “But when she mentioned the gym, it reminded me of something. I used to hate gym coaches too.

It's not that he was promiscuous or anything like that.

This actually depends on the person.

It's not that every gym trainer is morally corrupt.

But there is one thing that annoys me, that is, this gym coach doesn't respect my thoughts very much.

It always embarrasses me and makes me feel like I'm naked in front of people.

I don’t know if you can understand?
I spend money to go to the gym, and you want me to show off.

You are just a sparring partner, how can you steal my limelight?

Let's be honest.

When I went to the gym, did you think I really went there to work out?

I'm just looking at those girls in yoga pants.

I would go to the gym, fiddle with the barbells, work up a little sweat, and then act cool in front of my sister.

It's over.

He ended up buying me a muscle dog vest, you know the kind of clothes you wear for fitness?
He must have said that fitness is about showing yourself.

But I'm thin to begin with, and that muscular guy just tied me up with two straps, so I looked like I was wearing a bellyband.

He has big muscles, and the clothes look good on him. I was completely naked inside, and when I moved forward, I was completely exposed.

I don't have any f*cking face!"

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

"Brother has such an experience, hahaha."

"You think I go to the gym to work out? I go to see the girls in yoga pants... Brother is so real, hahahahaha."

"The girl in yoga pants made me laugh to death, hahaha."

"I searched for muscle dog vests, and they really look like bellybands (laughing and crying)."

"He has so many muscles that I am completely exposed (dog head)."

“It is said that male salespeople don’t care about the lives of their customers (covering face and laughing).”

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Raymond Lam: "I can tolerate the muscle dog vest, but do you know what I can't tolerate the most?

It was this dog coach who always suppressed me, you know, he added weight to me.

The girl in yoga pants was watching me on the treadmill next to me, and I couldn't ask her to change to a lighter one.
I had no choice but to go ahead with it.

Oh shit,

Veins bulged, I was exhausted.

The dog trainer is still barking next to us, so that’s not okay?

Oh shit,

I paid him to show off.

There were so many sisters watching me, and he saw me squatting there unable to get up, so he came behind me, stuck close to me, and asked me to scream.

If you say it doesn’t work, just shout it out, and then push up with that heavy weight with all your strength.

Oh shit,

How embarrassing for me.

Think about it,
Such a big muscular dog stood behind me, sticking close to me.

He pressed his sweaty chest muscles against my back and whispered in my ear:
stand up,

If you can’t get up, just shout out.

Call!
Ah!
Call!
Oh shit,

So many girls in yoga pants are watching, you are embarrassing me."

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

"Such a big muscular dog stood behind me and pressed against me (dog head)."

“Hahahaha this is so graphic.”

"Sweaty pecs (face covering)."

"Brother is so funny, hahahaha."

"Let's say, is it possible that he likes Big Brother (Sunglasses)?"

“Don’t say it, I just feel so weird about spoiling him (laughing to death).

"Brother: I don't even have any face, and you call this pampering (grin)."

Hahahahaha.

Raymond Lam: "I've already said it, I don't want to gain muscle, I just want to see the girl in yoga pants.

But every time I went there, he would force me to do heavy weights.

I was squatting there and couldn't get up, and they called me a loser.

My veins are popping out and I haven't even stood up yet, how do you want the girls to look at me?

But he has muscles, so he can get up, and my weight is easy for him.

He said you can't do it, let me do it.

He lifted my barbell with one hand.

Squatting there, Kuku did dozens of squats.

I am convinced.

I spend money so that I can show off, not so that you can use me to show off.

So it’s annoying.”

. . . . . . .

On the barrage.

"I couldn't stand up from my squats, so he pulled me up with one hand, and then Kuku did dozens of squats. I was dying of laughter at my brother's complaints, hahahaha."

"I spend money to show off myself, not for you to use me to show off (dog head)."

“Hahahaha, I totally felt how big brother felt at that time~”

"Just imagine it, it's so funny (crying with laughter)."

"My eldest brother said to his sister-in-law online to calm down, but in real life he secretly peeked at his sister in yoga pants (sunglasses)."

puff~
Hahahaha. (End of this chapter)