I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network

Raymond Lam: "I suddenly remembered something, brothers.
In addition to the small Deng and the middle Deng, the old Deng needs more attention.

Not only the rich Lao Deng is in danger,

Old Deng who has no money is more dangerous.

If you have time in the morning, go to the park and you will definitely meet a bunch of people in their 40s.
You may work in an enterprise, but your time is relatively free.

Just wander around in the park when you have nothing to do.
As soon as he saw this divorced old lady in her 40s sitting there alone, he would go over and talk to her about literature and chat with her.

I tell you, this kind of old Deng is very scary."

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

"Wait, tell me clearly how old the old lady is (confused)."

"About 40 years old (grin)."

"Hahahaha, a divorced old lady in her 40s (covering her face and laughing)."

"She was originally a young girl in her 20s, and suddenly became an old lady in her 30s, which was fine, but I didn't expect that in just a few years she would become an old lady in her 40s (crying to death)."

“It’s always that group of people who get hurt, hahahaha.”

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Lin Feng: "Oh, it was a slip of the tongue, I meant that Lao Deng specifically targeted the ladies in the park.

Besides literature, Lao Deng may also play one or two musical instruments.

For example, I play the saxophone and a little flute.

Then you will feel a kind of literary charm in him.

Just remember, this kind of Lao Deng is very scary.

I saw him chatting up at least five or six old ladies in the park.

Every day I see him walking with different old ladies, with his hands behind his back, wearing a tweed suit and a hat.
Then I told my elder sister about my life experiences and pursuits, and praised the old lady.
I think you are very pretty and have a good temperament. What kind of books do you usually read?

He would also affirm the old lady. "

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

"Charming Old Deng hahahaha."

"Wait a minute, he understands literature, can play one or two musical instruments, has a sweet mouth and knows how to compliment people. I feel like I'm seeing my elder brother when he was old (dog head)."

"Don't say that, really don't say that (sunglasses)."

Hahahaha.

"At the beginning, she said she made a slip of the tongue, and then she turned into an old lady (grin)."

"In my heart, I was born in the 80s and I thought I was a girl, but I turned out to be a grandmother (laughing and crying)."

"The 40-something old lady is so angry that my ribs hurt. I have to arrange a CT scan tomorrow (tears)."

Hahahahaha.

. . . . .

Lin Feng: "No kidding, brothers, you should be especially careful with this kind of Lao Deng, he specializes in hunting in the park,

If you have a mother,
I'm serious.
Dear netizens, if you have mothers, please remember not to let them wander around in the park.
If you meet a man like this, he will basically hunt your mother with precision.

Remember, your dad is going to be single.

Why?

As I have been emphasizing, your mom and your dad have lived a life of daily necessities.
Normalcy has certainly taken a lot of the romance and energy out of life.
But suddenly a so-called old literary youth appeared,

40 years old,

Open your mouth and close your mouth, Yu Qiuyu,
There are also some philosophy and literature.

What is the purpose of living? Living for oneself is what people are talking about.

Hunt your mother with 100% accuracy,

And when the hunting reaches a certain level, and you become dependent on him, he will start borrowing money from you.”

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On the barrage.

"If you have a mom (dog head)."

"What a niche language this is (grin)."

"Hahaha, don't tell me, my mom is like this, always saying that everyone is better than my dad, I can't wrap my head around it (laughing to death)."

"Then Auntie is dangerous (sunglasses)."

puff~
Hahahahaha.

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Raymond Lam: "Really, brothers, I followed him and listened for a long time.
I feel like this old man is specifically hunting down women around 40 years old.

Because I heard him talking on the phone in the park. He said that his son had been admitted to some school in the United States.
But I have never heard of this school. I guess he is just making it up.
Then he told the old lady that his son had broken his leg while playing football over there, and he wanted to go over to take care of his son and cook a few meals for him.

I'm short of cash flow here, and I need 5 yuan to buy air tickets and other things.

That’s roughly what it means, anyway it’s about borrowing money.

Because for a woman in her 40s, she would feel that the sudden appearance of such a boy in her life is like a ray of light appearing in her ordinary life.

Don’t be fooled.”

. . . . . . . .

On the barrage.

"Shit! Tell mom what big brother said."

"What's up, your dad is going to be single too? (dog head)"

Hahahaha.

"Really, anyone with spare money and time on the street is the target of these rogue old men. I also have women in their 40s who are divorced or have unhappy families. There are always men around them who say they work in a company or do some business, and the key is that these women believe them."

"I met a man in his 40s on the high-speed train last time. He sat next to me and had video chats with two or three women in a row, one of whom was a live streamer. What he said was very literary and philosophical. It sounded very pretentious, but the key point was that everyone recognized him (laughing and crying)."

"Damn Prince Melancholy is getting old (tears)."

Hahahahaha.

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Lin Feng: “How do I know?

Because I often go to the park to run.

of course,

I'm really free too.

I observe these people every day when I am free.

I feel like this kind of old Deng is scary.

Really.

Because I imagined it.
Because I have a flexible mind.

I was thinking at that time, if I were an old lady or an older sister, would I like a boy like this?
For example, I take care of my children and my own life every day, and I have lived a monotonous life with my husband for more than ten years.

Suddenly such a boy appeared, he admired my beauty, admired my beauty.

To evoke the depression in my heart in the daily life of firewood, rice, oil and salt.

Because most of the old ladies he seduced were not the vulgar, uneducated ones.
He is usually the eldest sister who works in this kind of unit.

That is to say, we still have some knowledge and culture, but in the long run, we cannot talk about literature with our husbands or children.
He came at this time.

When I thought about it at that time, I probably wouldn’t be able to do it, and I would be fooled too.

So looking back on it, it’s horrible.”

. . . . . . .

On the barrage.

"Because I'm really free (dog head)."

“Brother, if you can’t do it, just go to the factory (sunglasses).”

Hahahaha.

"He came at this time.. Hahaha, it made me laugh for some reason, haha."

"Here he comes, he comes with his routine (covering his face)."

"Come on, I might recommend him an anti-hair loss shampoo."

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Hahahahaha.

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Raymond Lam: "Don't say you are obsessed with looks, Lao Deng is quite handsome.

Even at his age, he has maintained a good figure. He is not very fat and does not have a beer belly.

Clean yourself up and make yourself clean.

Anyway, he is not as ugly as you think. He is not that greasy uncle.

I said he had a literary and artistic air.

Maybe one or two musical instruments,

Because I saw him play the saxophone in front of the old lady.

He once greeted me.

Because I had been squatting nearby for a while, eavesdropping,

He asked me, why don’t you go to work, young man?

Then he chatted with me for a while, and I chatted with him for a while.”

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

"He really has plenty of free time to observe for so long (laughing to death)."

"Hahahaha. And he's quite nosy. He was squatting nearby and eavesdropping the whole time."

"Brother, the way the dog is broken into pieces, hahaha, it's so vivid." Hahahaha.

"No, Lao Deng is still good-looking. I hear this is what Big Brother looks like when he's old (covering his face)."

"So it's not just gossip, it's stealing the skills in advance."

Case solved.

Hahahahaha.

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Raymond Lam: "Don't talk nonsense in the comments.

Why do I say this kind of person is scary?
right here.

Because during the conversation between him and me, he told me when he was demobilized and what happened.

If what he said was true, then it would be fine.

But the experience he told other old ladies seemed to be different from what he told me.

Because he tells everyone something different.”

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On the barrage

"Holy crap! This is so horrible, and it's different from what everyone else said (shocked)."

“This is a good reminder (thumbs-up).”

"I remember that. I am too old to be fooled (pen tip)."

"It has to be said that big brother is doing a good job as a yellow bird."

Oriole?

Hahahaha.

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Raymond Lam: "So if you have a mother, protect your mother and try not to let your father become a single father."

okay,

Next one.

Ding~
"Oh, it's finally my turn. I almost fell asleep."

It's a girl.

"Hello, brother. I want to ask Mr. Shui about his work."

Lin Feng patted Yu Huanshui and said, "Come on, Mr. Shui."

Yu Huanshui: "Go ahead, sister, I'm listening."

Woman: "I have two questions. The first is that my city is a sixth-tier city, and my family..."

and many more,

Yu Huanshui interrupted, "Where did you get the sixth-tier city? Who approved it for you?"

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“Who approved you to be a sixth-tier city, hahahaha.”

"This sister is awesome. Longguo is at least a fifth-tier city, but she made a sixth-tier city (laughing to death)."

“But we can’t even get into the top five (crying).”

“There are indeed many below the fifth tier, but there is no distinction.”

“Trivia: The lower the ranking, the better the environment and the more beautiful the scenery (dog head).”

"That's true."

. . . . . . .

Woman: "Haha, that's what I mean. We are from a small city, and my husband and father-in-law are both in the body.

The situation is that my baby will go to school next year, and my family wants me to stop doing my current job.

Arrange for me to work in the government.

But it was a contract job, so I thought about doing some side job.
Now I don’t know what I should do as a side job, so I want Mr. Shui to give me some advice.”

Yu Huanshui frowned and said, "Sister, your contract work is already very tiring, working all day and all night, and now your child is still young, you don't have time to do a side job."

The woman smiled and said, "Not at all. Basically, I just clock in in the morning, show my face, have lunch, and then go home."

Hey hey hey, this is not right!
Yu Huanshui quickly muted the other party and said, "Sister, do you want your father-in-law to come in, or do you want your husband to come in?
They will arrange a contract for you.

You punch in, eat a meal, and go home at noon?
What's your father-in-law's rank?"

. . . . .

On the barrage

"Hey, this is not right, quickly mute the other party's microphone, hahahaha."

"No, what does that mean? I don't understand (confused)."

"Contract is the driving force of price negotiation, understand?"

"Contract G is just doing your odd jobs. Those things on the window are all done by Contract G. It's very tiring."

"Just punch in and go back. What level is your father-in-law? Hahaha."

"The water is always scared (laughing to death)."

Hahahaha.

. . . . . .

Yu Huanshui looked at Lin Feng nervously. Lin Feng picked up the mouse and clicked on the other person's profile picture. Then his eyes twitched: "Sister,

Li Chouchou,
You don't even have anonymity!

what do you mean?
Are you here to give your statement?
Don't do this,

I’m out of fucking room.”

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

"Li Chou Chou, hahahahaha, now the whole internet knows about it."

"I'm here to give my statement... God damn, I'm dying of laughter, hahaha."

"Brothers, just move your fingers and report it (dog head)."

"No, wait a minute, big brother's room will be gone too (laughing and crying)."

"Ah, yes, brothers, don't be impulsive, wait until you get off the mic before reporting."

. . . . . .

Lin Feng: "Sister, there are no secrets on the Internet. There are 16 people in my room now. If this gets out, Li Chou Chou, you will quit your job, right?

Tell me you've had too much to drink."

After turning on the mute function, the woman on the other end also became anxious: "Then...what should I do? I'll reconnect."

Lin Feng's mouth twitched. He didn't even run away, and he still wanted to join?

Reluctantly, he waved his hands and said, "Forget it, forget it. No need to reconnect. Mr. Shui just said it's very tiring."

what?
The woman was stunned for a moment before she reacted and said quickly, "Oh, yes, yes, contract work is very tiring."

Lin Feng: "I was not fully awake just now, so I said the wrong thing."

Woman: “Yeah, yeah, I fell asleep.”

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

"Hmmmm, I fell asleep (dog head)."

"Brother, I'm so heartbroken, hahahaha."

"I'm mainly worried that I'll run out of room (laughing to death)."

"This sister didn't set her account to private. I give up."

“It’s useless. The homepage has over 5 visitors (sunglasses).”

Hahahaha.

. . . . . .

Handing the microphone back to Yu Huanshui, Lin Feng whispered, "Be steady, brother. If you can't do it, just kick him."

Yu Huanshui wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and nodded.

Woman: “Then I won’t do a side job. I want to start my own business. What should I do then?

Yu Huanshui grinned and said, "Don't be silly, sister. Listen to me. For example... Oh, I can't tell you if you don't remain anonymous."

Woman: "Then I'll turn it off and reconnect."

Yu Huanshui said hurriedly: "Oh my, oh my, oh my, please don't connect, this is our only chance, we won't know each other after we get off the mic, there won't be a second time, okay?

If you are like this, listen to me, your body will be @#%*&%...ah, that's all."

woman:. . .

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On the barrage.

???

"What did he say?"

"Encrypted (dog head)."

“Hahahaha, they even wrote Martian language.”

"Mr. Shui 666."

"Oh my god, Brother Shui is so cute (laughing and crying)."

"A Martian will translate for me."

Hahahaha. (End of this chapter)