I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network

Chapter 297: The son does not know his father, and the father does not know his son.

Lin Feng: "So here, I would like to give these old sisters a piece of advice,

When you are not financially independent at home, please don't give me gifts or cause me trouble.
I beg you.

Just come to the military advisor's live broadcast room normally. If you have something to do, you can connect to the microphone. If you have nothing to do, you can just watch the show.

Let's just have a normal chat, okay?

Don't give money to the military advisor behind your husband's back.

20 yuan is so big.

There is no need for that! "

okay
So be it,

Next person.

Ding~
"..."

Raymond Lam: "If you can't hear me, disconnect the Bluetooth, take off your headphones, and unplug the charger..."

Lin Feng didn't finish his words.

Just listen,

"Whoosh~"

There was a snoring sound over the microphone.

? ?
What the hell!

My buddy fell asleep.

Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard: "Dude, don't sleep."

"Whoosh~"

Lin Feng raised his voice: "Wake up buddy, you are connected successfully."

"Whoosh~"

Raymond Lam: . . .

. . . . . . .

On the barrage.

"I just went to the bathroom, what's the noise? (confused)"

"Lian Mai fell asleep, hahahaha."

what?
"No, how can I connect to the microphone if I fell asleep (staring)."

"Line up the microphones. Once the previous one is finished, the next one will automatically connect."

"That's why you're snoring. Have you not slept for three days? (covering face)"

"Look at the avatar, it's Ultraman (laughing to death)."

"Ultraman goes to fight monsters at night, and he is tired (dog head)."

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Raymond Lam: "Brother, wake up."

"Whoosh~"

Lin Feng: "Oh, you're awake, right?"

"Whoosh~"

Lin Feng: "Then tell me, what's the problem?"

"Whoosh~"

Raymond Lam: "Oh, my girlfriend's problem."

"Whoosh~"

Raymond Lam: "Oh, so that's the case, it's still a long-distance relationship!"

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

"Am I hallucinating? Who is he talking to (confused)?"

"I want to ask that, too (grin)."

“Hahahaha, let’s start acting.”

"Has the military advisor evolved to the point where he can directly know the plot? (Doghead)"

"Are you trying to make me die of laughter by inheriting my Ant Huabei?"

Hahahaha.

. . . . . .

Lin Feng smacked his lips: "Long-distance relationships are indeed difficult to maintain, so how are you guys doing now?"

"Whoosh~"

Raymond Lam: "Oh, we're about to break up, then why..."

"Whoosh~"

Lin Feng frowned: "Brother, you are quite talkative. Can you wait until I finish talking before you interrupt me? First, tell me why you want to break up?"

"Whoosh~"

. . . . . . .

On the barrage.

"You're quite talkative (dog head)."

"Hahahaha I burst into laughter haha."

"Military advisor, just change your stand-up comedy, what a talent (laughing and crying)."

"So funny, no wonder the room has over 10 views."

“Who doesn’t love an interesting soul (pen refill)?”

"Really, it's so lively, hahaha."

. . . . . . .

Raymond Lam: "Oh, she drinks!"

"Whoosh~"

Lin Feng: "When it comes to drinking, everyone has their own lifestyle. Besides, you two are in a long-distance relationship and can't see each other, so she has to drink to relieve her sorrow."

"Whoosh~"

Raymond Lam: "I know, I understand, but we boys should be more open-minded. For a long-distance relationship, trust is the most important thing, right?"

"Whoosh~"

Lin Feng: "Oh, you don't know what to do, then you see it's past 9 o'clock now, why don't you give him a call to discuss it?

Maybe the two of us can solve the problem together, but we still need to communicate well, so just make a phone call."

"Whoosh~"

Raymond Lam: "What, you don't want to fight, you want to build an international family?"

"Whoosh~"

Lin Feng: "Oh, I see. Then I personally think that if you can accept..."

"Whoosh~"

Raymond Lam: "No, we can't talk about this anymore. You are suspected of racial discrimination. I'm going to hang you up."

Raymond Lam hung up the microphone in a hurry.
He spread his hands to the live broadcast room and said, "I can't help it, brothers. I didn't want to hang up, but he cursed too badly.

He said this black gui father didn't want the mother after giving birth to the child.

He said he wanted to accept the child, but he felt sick when he thought of his gangster father.

That involves racial discrimination, so we can't talk about it.

The curse is too dirty. "

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

"Black guild daddy, what the hell, hahahaha."

"What a talent, one person can make a drama (covering face)."

"The key to the success of the play is that the erhu is well matched (dog head)."

I play the erhu.

I laughed so hard that I vomited, hahahaha.

"Really, this guy knows when to speed up and when to slow down when snoring, it's like he can have a conversation, hahaha."

"Exactly the same as my boyfriend (laughing and crying)."

"My partner's snoring not only sounds like a Chinese erhu, but it can also boil water (grin)."

Hahahahaha.

. . . . .

Lin Feng took a puff of cigarette and smiled to the live studio: "There's nothing we can do, brothers. This guy sleeps too well.
I kept talking for a long time, but no one woke up.

The key is that he is still anonymous. If he is not anonymous, you can chat with him privately and send him a message, maybe you can wake him up.

But it's okay, brothers.
I guess this guy didn't have a big problem, otherwise he couldn't sleep. If it's a big problem, or if there's a thorn in your heart, who the hell would go to bed at nine o'clock at night.

That would mean I have to pull out my hair all night!

He sounded like he was sleeping soundly, so it shouldn't be a big deal."

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

"I slept soundly, so it shouldn't be a big deal, hahaha."

"The topic jumps and connects perfectly, hahahaha, bro, your imagination is incredible."

"It's a safe bet to make money from this connection (laughing to death)."

"He deserves to earn this money."

"Let me give you some information for the new brothers. All the proceeds from each live broadcast by the military advisor will be donated to charity."

"And it's in the name of brothers!"

I go!

true and false?

"There will be a voting session for brothers at the end of the live broadcast!"

. . . . . .

"@军师, I am the father of a 6-year-old child. What should I do if my child always lies?"

A barrage floated by.

Raymond Lam: "Let me tell you, I am not an education expert.

You trust me.
Let’s chat together.

But whether I am right or not, you can judge for yourself.

I can't guarantee this.

After all, I'm only 24 years old and I don't have any children.

As my brothers often say, I may have a slightly deeper understanding of human nature.

So I can only help you analyze it from the perspective of human nature.

You mentioned the issue of children lying.

Let me take myself as an example.
I also told lies when I was a kid.

Because my dad is too fierce, he often beats me.

Of course,
My brothers know my personality.

It's really cheap.

So from childhood to adulthood, no beating I received was unjust.”

. . . . . . .

On the barrage.

"I am indeed a bitch (dog head)."

"Let's just say that there is no anchor on the entire platform who dares to say this about himself (grin)."

"Let alone this platform, even the entire Internet is going crazy (covering face)."

That was really explosive.

Hahahaha.

. . . . . .

Raymond Lam: “I was in primary school at that time, and one time my dad took me to my uncle’s house, and we both drank too much that night.

My uncle’s house was not big at that time, and my aunt was there too.

So they opened a hotel for us near our home.

That was my first time staying in a hotel. My dad was drunk and fell asleep directly on the big bed in the hotel.

I saw a big bathtub in the bathroom. I was quite curious, so I filled it with water and jumped in to play.

As a child, I got sleepy while playing, and I fell asleep leaning in the bathtub.

The next morning, I felt something was wrong with my hands and feet.
It's bubbled.
The fingerprints on my fingers became swollen and turned white.

I felt pain in my hands and feet, so I wanted to get out, but my dad got up at that moment.

Because I was afraid that my dad would beat me. I thought he might say, "Are you stupid? You fell asleep in the bathtub and your skin got so swollen that you didn't even know it."

I was afraid that my dad would beat me, so I closed my eyes and didn’t dare wake up.

When my father saw that his son had turned white in the bathtub, he thought I was dead.

My dad grabbed me and shook me hard, but when he saw that I didn't react,
My dad, who is such a strong straight man, cried. "

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

"The dad saw that his son was soaked white, hahahaha."

"I see. The reason why the military advisor is so fair now is because of his childhood."

"No, is it too late for me to soak now (covering my face)."

"Listen to the point. If you want to get fair skin, first you have to get fair hair (sunglasses)."

what?
Hahahaha.

"Dad thought I was dead, hahaha, you're really good at pretending to be dead."

“Hahaha that’s hilarious.”

"If this happened to my kid, he would get spanked three times a day."

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Raymond Lam: “Here comes the point, my dad really cried.

But when my dad cried,
I dared not wake up anymore.
Who the hell dares to wake up? My dad is crying. If I wake up, he will beat me to death.
So I just continued to lie there pretending to be dead.

Then my dad called 120, and the doctor came up and put me on a stretcher and put me in the ambulance.
The doctor listened to my heartbeat and told me not to worry, the baby was still alive.

Then my dad took me to the hospital in an ambulance.

Then the doctor used Vaseline to wipe my body, fearing that my skin would dry out and shrink.

I was in the hospital for several days before I recovered.

But I just kept pretending to be unconscious.

My dad was very curious and said that the child should be fine, so why wouldn’t he wake up?

I am cheap again.

At that time, there was a small TV in the children's ward, which played cartoons.
I wanted to watch it again, but my dad was sitting next to me and wouldn't leave.

Then I heard snoring and I knew my dad was asleep.

I lay on the bed, tilted my head, and watched the cartoon with only one eye exposed.

But as I was watching, I don't know when my dad opened his eyes and he just stared at me.

I was sweating all over at the time, and I thought to myself, it’s over! My dad is going to beat me.

Then my dad came over and asked me if I was awake. He was very surprised.

Then I called my mother and also asked my grandparents to come over.

Anyway, I didn’t tell my dad later, I was just pretending.

Because I was really afraid of him at that time.”

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

"Hahahaha, I'm pretending to be level 120 and I still don't dare to do it (I give up)."

"My super fierce dad even scared me to tears haha ​​(laughing to death)."

"Although the examination showed that everything was fine, but if the military advisor doesn't wake up, his father will have to pretend to be unconscious in front of grandparents (dog head)."

So true.

Hahahaha.

"Military Advisor: Do you know how much harm my original family has done to me? (crying to death)

Military Advisor Dad: Do you know how much damage he has done to his original family? (Angry)"

"Horizontal banner: Hurt each other!"

"It turns out that no beating is unjust (covering face)."

“Hahahaha it’s definitely not in vain.”

"Be careful, your dad will see your live broadcast and call you to scold you. He has blamed himself for so many years, and you are actually pretending to be dead, hahaha."

"Hush, big brother's parents are gone."

what? !

. . . . . .

Lin Feng took a puff of his cigarette and sighed, "Actually what I want to say is that the son doesn't know the father, and the father doesn't know the son. That's probably it."

(End of this chapter)