I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network

Chapter 232: Talk to girls and leave them speechless

Half an hour has passed since the show started.
The popularity of the live broadcast room exceeded 5.

I lost it!

Just add this opening exam session.

The program’s effect was immediate.

Raymond Lam and Yu Huanshui high-fived in front of the camera.

"Okay, there's only one gift left today, let's see who gets it."

continue!

Ding~
"Hello, military advisor."

It's a girl.

Raymond Lam: "Come on, girlfriend roll."

ask:
What holiday gift do boys want to receive most?
Girl: "Wait a minute, Military Advisor, can you cooperate with me for a moment?"

Lin Feng was stunned for a moment: "What are you cooperating with? How do you cooperate?"

Girl: "Come closer to the camera, yes, just like that, come on, blink your eyes."

Lin Feng blinked in cooperation.

Girl: "OK, thank you, military advisor."

???

Lin Feng was confused.

What do you want to thank me for?
Then I heard a voice from the other end of the phone: "50 yuan has arrived in my Alipay account."

???

Lin Feng quickly picked up his phone, opened Alipay, and entered the balance.

Hey hey hey hey, what the hell!
You stole 50 bucks from me!!!

. . . . . .

"I talked to you about emotions, but you actually cheated me out of money, hahahaha."

"These sisters gave the military advisor a perfect lesson (laughing to death)."

"No, how did she do it?"

"Scan your face!"

“Doesn’t the last digit of the phone number need to be used for face recognition?”

"Supermarkets offer self-service payment by scanning QR codes and using facial recognition. For small amounts, you don't need to log in, just scan and it's done (haha)."

“Vending machines are fine, too.”

"Fuck! I just checked my Alipay account and my cerebellum suddenly shrank."

Hahahahaha.

. . . . .

Lin Feng: "Okay, okay, I'll remember you. Let me see your name."

id: Magic Fairy... Rainbow Candy...

What the hell!

It's you, little devil!
I was wondering why the voice sounded so familiar.

The brothers in the room laughed even harder.

"Hahaha, it turns out to be a demon fairy."

"No wonder, these are the only two enemies the military advisor has faced in his entire life."

Some newcomers wondered, “Who’s the other one?”

"Yellow hair!"

what?
Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

"Wait for it, Devil Fairy. I'll beat you up when the show starts."

Put down a harsh word,
The game continues.

Ding~
"Hello, military advisor."

It's a boy.

Raymond Lam: "Come on, boyfriend roll."

Question: Which of the following sentences means that a girl is angry?

A, I'm not angry

B. Yes.
C. It's okay.
D. Oh
Raymond Lam: "Among the four options, ABCD, which one means the girl is angry?"

Boy: “I feel the same way.”

bingo!
Lin Feng: "Congratulations buddy, the last gift tonight is tailor-made for you.

A baby dog.

Do you know why it is tailor-made for you?

Because you know a woman so well.

No one will believe you if you say you are not a bootlicker!
Take it, brother.

You are the biggest bootlicker tonight!"

Well. . .

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

Male: Why am I sadder when I get the answer right than when I lose? (Smile)

Hahahaha.

Xu Xiansen: "It seems that this player has been through a lot (dog heads)."

Stranger: "I have been a professional bootlicker for twenty years. Do you think I am just bragging?"

Hahaha.

Gouzi: "So the girl is angry, what will happen if she continues talking?"

Xiao Heliu said: "If you continue to talk, she will be even angrier, but if you don't say anything, then you're done."

I knock,

Brother, do you understand women so well?
report!

"The biggest bootlicker is here!"

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

At this time, the number of people in the live broadcast room has stabilized at 5!

Lin Feng: "Okay brothers, the gifts have been distributed, and tonight's national unified exam for male and female friends has come to an end.

The winners, please send me your address privately through the backstage channel. I will send the gifts to my brothers tomorrow.

Next is our one-on-one emotional counseling.

It is also the part that everyone is most looking forward to.

I know many brothers who are emotionally confused have been waiting for a long time.

let's start! "

Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"

It's a girl.

Lin Feng: "Hello, tell me about your situation."

Girl: "I've been dating my boyfriend for six months, and we've been out of touch for a month and a half."

Raymond Lam: “Breakup status?”

"Correct!"

Lin Feng: “Why?”

"That night I wanted to sleep, but he didn't. He wanted to watch another episode of a TV series. Then I wanted him to sleep, and then he went to bed, but he ignored me, so I broke up with him the next day."

? ?
Lin Feng: "We are not sisters, you are too casual to break up, right? If you are tired, just go to sleep, but you force him to sleep. He didn't watch TV and went to sleep with you, and you are still not satisfied?"

Girl: “But he didn’t talk to me.”

Lin Feng: "Did you talk to him?"

"No, I was so angry that I cried!"

Raymond Lam: "Does the other person know why you are crying?"

"I know."

Lin Feng laughed: "I don't even know why you're crying, how can he know?"

what?
Lin Feng smiled: "You woke up, you were crying silently, how could the other person know why you were crying?"

Girl: "Because he asked me at the time, he said you don't let me watch TV, I won't watch it, why are you still crying?"

Lin Feng: "Yeah, there's nothing wrong with what he said. Any normal man would ask you the same question."

Girl: "But I was sad, why didn't he comfort me?"

Lin Feng was speechless for a while.

After a moment, he shook his head and said, "This thing of yours, in one word: classic."

Girl: “What time?”

Lin Feng: "Brothers, tell her!"

next second.

A screen full of 'classics'!
Raymond Lam: "This is a classic fairy-like speech. I was speechless for a moment. But sister, I still want to ask you why you are crying?"

"Because I think he should sleep with me."

What do you think?

Made me laugh again.

Lin Feng: "Okay, even if you think so, the other party will come back to lie with you, right? He will listen to you."

"Although he came back and lay down, he didn't hug me."

Lin Feng: "Did you hug him?"

"Shouldn't he be the one coaxing me?"

What the hell!

Raymond Lam: “I’m speechless again.

When you want to sleep, he must sleep.

When you wake up, he must wake up too.

When you are angry, he has to comfort you.

When he is angry, you are angrier than him.

When he meets a beautiful woman, he can't look at her.

When you meet a handsome guy, you pull him along to watch.

Is this what you mean, sister? "

Ah!
. . . . . .

"She said 'hmm', and I was convinced."

"How come my girlfriend is exactly the same. She insists that I sleep with her and not play with my phone when she goes to bed. When I sleep, she can turn up the volume of her phone without restraint (crying)."

"Brother, you are not alone. How many boys have suffered?"

"One World (Doghead)."

"I didn't hold him last night, and he got up in the middle of the night and got mad. He was harder to hold than a pig during Chinese New Year (grin)."

Hahahaha indeed.

"When she goes to bed early, I have to hold back my farts. When I go to bed early, she can't wait to dance on the bed. It's a sin."

"When I was sleeping soundly, she woke me up with a slap on my pussy and told me to get her a glass of water (I was shocked)."

. . . . . .

Raymond Lam: "Sometimes, boys and girls think differently. Boys will think, "I'm not sleepy, why do you force me to sleep?"
You are just being unreasonable.

Girls will think that if you don’t even sleep with me, you don’t love me.

So even though you two are angry at each other, you are not angry at the same thing.

At this time, you should tell your boyfriend directly that you just want him to hug you, which makes you feel comfortable and safe.

If you say that, the boy will definitely come over to accompany you.

If you don’t say anything, the boy won’t understand and the two of them will just get mad at each other.”

Girl: “I told you that when we broke up.”

? ?
Lin Feng: "Then you might as well not say anything. I'm telling you, you deserve a beating, so I'll just give you a beating."

Well.......

On the barrage.

"Just a Beat"

really?
Mr. Xu: "I thought so when I was alive (dog head)."

before death?

Hahahaha.

"One breakup trick a day, boys, hurry up and learn it (smile)."

"I... don't dare."

"Why would she be afraid? A slap on her face made her mind waver and her legs go weak (dog head)."

"No, we are talking about a fight, right?"

"There's something wrong with you!"

Hahahaha.

. . . . .

Girl: "Actually, I like him quite a bit, but I want someone who can take care of my emotions."

Raymond Lam: "I f*cking want a girl who can take care of my emotions, don't you?
younger sister,

If a person only asks the other person to serve his or her own emotions in a relationship, but does not take care of the other person's emotions,
Then this person is essentially selfish.

If I were your boyfriend, when you told me that I didn't care about your feelings, I would definitely say to you: Open your shopping cart and see if there is anything for me?
Selfish woman!"

Girl: "Yes, I have things in my shopping cart that I bought for him."

what?
this. . .

Lin Feng coughed twice: "It's okay, I have another plan, did you buy what I like?
You don't understand me.

If you don’t even know what I like, what’s the point of being with you?
tired!

Let’s break up!”

Uh. .

Lin Feng spread his hands and said, "Look, brothers, we won."

. . . . .

On the barrage.

"You don't understand me", "What's the point of being with you", "I'm tired", "Let's break up"

"Girls' CPUs are burning like crazy."

"I thought, isn't this my line?"

Hahahaha.

"Speaking to girls so that they have nothing to say (666)."

"My partner treats me this way, and I can't refute it at all (laughing to death)."

really?
"I'll learn from her and deal with her."

"Look, there are already more than 500 people who can't tell the difference between the big and small kings!"

"There have been a lot of people admitted to the hospital recently, so you guys should take it easy."

"It's already over 2,000. The biggest news tomorrow will be the long queues at orthopedic clinics across the country (dog heads)."

"Really? I just sent this to my girlfriend. She asked me if I wanted to fight, but I didn't dare to say anything (weak and pitiful)."

What are you cowardly about?
Fuck her!

Hahahaha.

. . . . .

Raymond Lam: “Brothers, do you ever feel this way when you are with your girlfriend?

That's why she is always angry?
If you fall asleep before her, she will be angry.

I feel so much emotion and get angry when I see toxic chicken soup.

She will be angry if I don’t give her the first bite of delicious food.

She would also be angry if I didn't leave the last bite for her.

If I dream that you cheat on me, I will be angry.

If you ask her to drink more hot water when she has her period, she will get angry.

She said she was hungry and would be angry if you didn't order takeout for her.

If you send a message without sending an emoticon, you will get angry.

She says she is sleepy, and she will get angry if you say good night.

If I send you a good morning message and you don’t reply immediately, I will be angry.

If you are sleepy and want to sleep, you will be angry.

If she sleeps and you don't, you will be angry.

Also, if I am angry and don’t want to talk to you, you have to talk to me.

You have to keep messaging me.

If you don’t send me a message, it means you don’t love me and I’m not in your heart.

But I won't message you back because I'm angry and don't want to talk to you.

If I don't talk to you and you don't talk to me, then I'll be even more angry.

I don't want to talk to you because I have a backbone

But if you don’t talk to me or comfort me, it means you don’t love me.

If I want to talk to you, but you still don't want to talk to me, then I will be very angry, I will never talk to you, and you will lose me forever.

Anyway, I can ignore you, but you have to chase me and talk to me.

Otherwise you will lose me forever.

over! "

girl:...

. . . . .

On the barrage.

Boyfriend: Why is she angry again?

Me: Please watch the VCR!

Hahahaha.

"Okay, I'm getting mad at you for saying this (smile)."

"It's true, my boyfriend video-called me and told me not to shake, and I got angry.

I was still mad that he didn't shave.

I also get angry if you don’t cut your nails.

He goes to bed earlier than me and I get angry.

He snores and I get angry.

I got angry when he crossed the road without holding my hand.

I was angry because he didn't kiss me.

Well, I am angry 24 hours out of 25 hours in a day. "

"I get angry about everything (grin)."

"Don't be so mad (rolling eyes)!"

Hahahaha.

“Was I really that disgusting before (face covering)?”

"We're not sisters, so why are you still reflecting on this?"

"Just kidding, I'm still like this now (slightly)."

well,

“Keep on (smiling).”

"Haha, if you have an angry girlfriend, be content. Most of the time, those who are not angry just don't care about you."

"I know, get out!"

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Raymond Lam: "Don't say that boys don't understand, maybe many girls themselves don't understand why they like to get angry so much.

Girls like to ask boys if they know they are wrong. What did they do wrong?

Today, the military advisor will make everything clear to you.

Let’s talk about boys first. Why don’t boys get angry easily?
Because boys' happiness is simple.

As long as you feed them and clothe them warmly, and give them a mobile phone to play games, they will be as happy as idiots. Girls are different.

Girls need their partner to be a friend, a partner, a father, and a lover.

Then you also have to require your significant other to be a chef, electrician, plumber, mechanic, carpenter, hairdresser, cameraman, and pest catcher.

They also need to understand psychology, psychiatry, meridian studies, and gynecology.

You must also be clean, compassionate, in good health, interesting, humorous, careful, gentlemanly, gentle and strong, ambitious, talented, loyal, reliable and passionate.

What is more important is that they should always remember to compliment girls, accompany girls shopping, not put pressure on girls, not look at other girls, and also remember to celebrate girls' birthdays.

And various anniversaries: Valentine's Day, Chinese Valentine's Day, Children's Day and so on.

If any of these cannot be done, girls will get angry.

over! "

girl:...

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

"Stop talking about it. I can get so mad at myself that I cry even when I comb my hair (covering my face)."

"I just cried because of the reading comprehension."

"If a potato chip fell out of a bag of chips, I would be very angry for a long time (laughing to death)."

"Really? Even though I'm a girl, I can't help but sigh that girls are really strange creatures (grin)."

No,

"So we boys don't get angry easily because we are stupid?"

Hahahaha.

"So you'll find that many girls don't want to play with other girls, and prefer to play with boys, because girls themselves can't stand angry girls."

reality.

You are so right!

"But not every girl likes to get angry."

"All I've seen is (picking nose)"

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Raymond Lam: "Sister, if you want a relationship with the purpose of getting married, you must make some sacrifices.

You can't always expect a pie to fall from the sky and give you a perfect boyfriend. It's impossible.

If you think this boy is good and has not made any principled mistakes, you can directly send him a WeChat message.

If you feel embarrassed, why do you post a stupid dog?

It’s not shameful.”

Girl: "But I saw a blogger say that I can't take the initiative to contact him at this time, otherwise he will not take care of me in the future."

Lin Feng was speechless: "So do you think that blogger is right, or does the military advisor have a point?"

The girl was silent.

Lin Feng: “It’s over, I’ve been completely brainwashed.

Okay, sister.

The military advisor will not advise you anymore.

If you are willing to wait, then wait.

But I tell you, if you wait until the end, someone will definitely come, but that person will definitely not be him.

Do you know who it is?

The girl looked confused: "Who is it?"

Lin Feng: "The King of Hell!"

Well. . .

(End of this chapter)