I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network

Chapter 187 Do you want to make the whole village laugh to death?

Live broadcast starts.

[V-year member Xiao He flows into the live broadcast room]

[V-year member Xiaowan enters the live broadcast room]

[V-year member strangers enter the live broadcast room]

【. . . . . 】

Five minutes into the broadcast, the number of viewers exceeded 5.

Lin Feng said in a low voice:
"So what is love?

I often think about this question.

When I was 16, I thought love was QQ connection, couple space, and setting for special attention.

When I was 18, I felt that love was the same aspiration, and the couple’s profile picture was looking forward to a better future together.

When I was 22, I felt that love is selfless, and that two people living in a small rental house can be extremely happy. Love can support all the hard days.

When I was 25, I still had expectations for love and felt that I would still travel thousands of miles just to see you.

It is the courage to do something even though you know it is impossible, and it is my determination to fight for you and my family.

At the age of 28, I can no longer seem to tell what love is.

It seems that love can be acted out.

Love cannot overcome all difficulties, and sincerity is not a surefire way to achieve it.

At the age of 30, perhaps love is destined by heaven, let everything take its course and follow your conscience.

It seems that love is not that important in life.

What about you?

At your age, what do you think love is?"

. . . . .

On the barrage.

I lost it!

"What happened to the military advisor?"

"Are you going to make such a big deal right from the start?"

"I'll go first. I'm still single at 28. I believe in love, but I don't dare to touch it again. There are lights in thousands of houses, but I have a house but no car!"

"At 30, I stood at a crossroads. Looking back, it was pitch black. Looking forward, it was white."

"I'm only 21, and I know that love can't withstand all the difficulties. The round trip ticket for a long-distance relationship costs more than yuan, and a hotel stay for several days in a row costs hundreds or even more than yuan. Is it difficult? Of course it's difficult, but it only seems easy when you have money. But everyone knows how hard it is to make money."

"At 33, I have nothing and I no longer understand what love is."

"At 35, I still believe in love, but I only like to watch others fall in love."

"Today is actually my 31st birthday, but only 10086 remembered it! I suddenly miss home and don't want to wander around outside anymore! Is it normal for a man to want to cry?"

"Happy Birthday (Flowers)"

"Happy Birthday (cake)."

"Happy birthday (wishes)."

"..."

. . . . .

Lin Feng glanced at Yu Huanshui who was sitting not far away.

The latter held the phone tightly with both hands.
He lowered his head and cried.

Raymond Lam:

"It is now 20:35 in the evening. Welcome everyone to the live broadcast room. I am your love strategist."

"If you haven't followed, please follow. Please light up the signboards to connect with the guests. Everyone, line up and get on the bus."

Now let’s start the first connection of today.

Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"

It's a boy.

Raymond Lam: "Hello, do you have any emotional problems?"

"Military Advisor, I feel like the order of love for this girl I'm pursuing is not right."

Raymond Lam: "We say that a normal relationship sequence is mutual affection, frequent chatting and flirting, and then meeting and engaging in intimate behavior."

Boy: "I'm stuck here."

Lin Feng: “Tell me about it.”

Boy: "If we go out to play, we will also book a room. She booked a king-size bed room."

? ?
Lin Feng: "Brother, you've already come to this point, and you're still asking me?"

"No, it was me who decided on the first night. I didn't ask her. Then she said I didn't respect her. She even took a pillow and put it in the middle to draw the 38th parallel."

38th parallel?
Lin Feng smiled: "No problem buddy, this is also called enhancing the ambiguous atmosphere."

Boy: "It's not ambiguous enough."

Raymond Lam: "They're lying on the same bed, isn't that ambiguous enough?"

Boy: "Isn't there a sofa in the hotel? I slept on the sofa and didn't sleep in the same bed with him." Raymond Lam: "You slept on the sofa?"

"Correct."

Lin Feng laughed angrily.

He tapped the blackboard and said,
Come on buddy,
Look here.

"Between worse than beasts and beasts, you chose worse than beasts!"

Well. . .

. . . . .

On the barrage.

Man: Look, I can remain calm even when a woman’s arms are on my chest. What a good man!

Military Advisor: You are worse than a beast.

Hahahaha.

"Then I have to mention that I told the dormitory to close and let's live outside. My boyfriend shouted for 5 minutes downstairs and begged the dormitory aunt to send me back to the dormitory."

"Hahaha, your boyfriend is really awesome."

"Give him a chance but he's useless."

"The dormitory manager couldn't stand it anymore."

Hahahaha.

"Let's say, is your boyfriend in a hurry to go to the Internet cafe for a night?"

What the hell!

The truth is!
. . . .

Lin Feng: "Dude, you don't really think you're a gentleman, do you? I'm telling you, if you keep going like this, girls will start to doubt their own charm."

Boy: “Really?”

Lin Feng: “What do you think?”

"Anyway, on the second night, I told her that since she felt I didn't respect her, she could just book a room with a king-size bed. Then she still booked a room with a king-size bed."

Lin Feng slammed the table and said, "What did I just say? You have to seize the opportunity I gave you. Come on, tell me, what happened that night?"

"No."

???

Lin Feng: "You slept on the sofa again?"

"No, I got drunk with my friends that night and didn't go back to the hotel."

On the first day, I slept on the sofa.

The next day I got drunk outside and didn't go back to the hotel.

"Dude, you're not a beast, you're a fucking saint."

Uh. .

. . . . .

On the barrage.

The Saint

Hahahaha.

"Now, girls completely doubt their own charm."

"It's more than just doubt, it's just shutting yourself up."

"I feel so inferior just listening to this (dog head)."

Hahahaha.

"This isn't even a hint, this is already written all over your face like 'flirt with me now' (laughing to death)."

The hope of the whole village: "I suddenly remembered that year, it was also a double bed room, I was wearing a full set of long-sleeved and long-pants pajamas, she asked me why I wore so much when I slept? I said I always wear this when I sleep, what's the problem? In the middle of the night, she wanted to hold me to sleep, I said you are cold, let's sleep back to back, I thought sleeping back to back was so ambiguous at the time, now think I am really smart (embarrassing)."

"You are indeed the hope of the whole village."

"Do you want to make the whole village laugh to death?"

Hahahaha.

. . . . .

Raymond Lam: "Dude, I've given you enough flirtatious signals. You may just be missing a confession."

"Are you lacking a confession?"

Lin Feng: "You are such a fool, the room is open and the sofa is sleeping, if you don't confess now, when will you confess?"

"But there was a small incident. Did I hold her hand after I bought her something? I asked her, if I held her hand, did that mean we were together? She said no."

What the hell!

Raymond Lam: "I asked you to confess, not to ask her. Besides, she said that holding hands doesn't count, but she still let you hold her hand.
At this time, I tell you, you have to press on and ask her when they will be together?
Kiss?
Then I will come.”

Well. . .

(End of this chapter)