I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network
Chapter 178 2nd Dimension Girl
Chapter 178 Second Dimension Girl
On the barrage.
"Bai Yueguang owes you 3500 yuan, so you can remember her for the rest of your life (laughing to death)."
"In summary: If you want a man to remember you, you have to lend him money, spend his money, and then run away with someone else, and he will remember you forever."
"No, the military advisor said he forgot the man's name and appearance, but he remembered borrowing 3500 yuan and not paying it back."
"Do you believe it?"
"I don't believe it anyway."
"Exactly. How could you forget the name if you remember the details so clearly?"
What the hell!
Case solved.
"I am still indignant after all these years. I can't forget it. Once I see a yellow-haired person, I will hate him for the rest of my life (dog head)."
"Provincial Flow: The only person who can break the military advisor's defense is the yellow-haired (sunglasses) one."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Raymond Lam:
“Brothers may not understand why yellow-haired people are so charming.
I couldn’t understand it at first.
Later I finally figured it out.
After the college entrance examination,
I asked my uncle to find me a summer job.
This is really not about how hard I work, brothers.
Because I have to pay back the 500 yuan I borrowed from my classmate.
Later my uncle took me to a factory.
A junior leader in that workshop was a friend of my uncle, and that’s how I started working in the factory during my summer vacation.
Isn't it a coincidence?
The whole dormitory room is full of yellow-haired people."
. . . . .
On the barrage.
A Dormitory Yellow Hair
"Hahahaha, whatever you fear will come true."
"This time I've really fallen into a trap."
"Stop it, military advisor. You've been surrounded by the yellow-haired guys."
"The Military Advisor's Encounter with Huang Mao."
Big brother’s lifelong enemy!
Hahahaha.
. . . . .
Raymond Lam: “I was not used to it at first, but after a period of contact, I got a new understanding.
I finally know why my ex-girlfriend was abducted by the yellow-haired guy.
I tell you,
Who is the most tolerant woman in the world?
It’s the yellow-haired woman.
The yellow-haired guy’s girlfriend was pregnant, but he still beat her and hit her with a stool.
Lying trough,
I can still bear it.
I went over to stop the fight, but the guy said, "Don't mind your business. If I don't hit the girl here, she won't behave like a human being."
I am teaching her how to behave now. Otherwise, she is so young when she enters the society. If I don't teach her now, she will make mistakes in the future and she will not be able to bear the consequences.
What the hell!
When I got angry, I threw a stool at him.
Then the girl started to cry loudly,
All right,
Two days later, I was lying on the same bed with him in that dormitory again, and I wasn't angry at all.
I was just surprised.
Huang Mao said you should go buy a night snack~
The girl said I have no money.
Huang Mao said, "I just gave you 500 yuan, and you don't have it anymore. Whatever happens, you should find a way to get some midnight snacks when you come back."
Didn’t you see my brothers are playing cards in here? If they have nothing to eat at night, I’m going to rob someone’s nest~
Then the yellow-haired girlfriend went to borrow money from him to buy the Shaxian snacks and another table.
What the hell!
Really
Sometimes I wonder if this little yellow-haired boy has the skill to control people?
My girlfriend is really obedient.
Huang Mao said he would take you for a ride at night~
That will-o'-the-wisp.
Colorful.
Actually, Huang Mao has no money, but he has a lot of girls.
Then the girlfriend, including the ex-girlfriend, can still be together.
Because basically my ex-girlfriend also worked in the factory.
Let me give you an example of how they broke up.
For example, Huangmao was doing well here, but his girlfriend might have been fired, or Huangmao might have been fired one day and went to another place.
They broke up.
In name, we broke up.
But if Huangmao calls over at night, he'll come out and call a few girls to hang out together, and my brothers will treat us to a meal.
Huangmao didn't mention getting back together, he just said they should go out for dinner together.
That sister can immediately gather a group of younger sisters,
There are all kinds of hair, including yellow, green and red.
All fucking crazy little girls.
The will-o'-the-wisp stopped at the food stall.
If a group of people want to eat skewers, just order the 50 yuan one.
The iron skewers were rubbed so hard that sparks were coming out.
But brothers,
Let's talk about this.
If you don't become his girlfriend but become his friend, then you will feel great.
Because although they are poor, they are really generous.
And very loyal,
Let me give you an example.
If you really encounter something outside, few of your serious friends will come to you, but the yellow-haired ones really dare to do it.
Although Huangmao is thin, he is brave. It may be caused by the regional environment. Huangmao is really brave.
He said fuck you.
He really fucked you.
Although they are skinny, they can still get on.
So I say, don’t be a yellow-haired girlfriend, it’s still pretty cool to be friends with him.”
. . . .
On the barrage.
"Although the Yellow Hair is Thin" "But Brave"
"Save the flow: The yellower the hair, the more violent the fight (smile)."
Hahahaha.
Brother Long: "Thinking back to when we were in school, a few of us fought against dozens of people, and I was the fastest (dog head)."
Stranger: "You were the first one to be pinned down (sunglasses)."
Mr. Xu: "You are the one who got beaten the hardest (grin)."
"That's true."
Hahahaha.
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "If you get along well with Huang Mao,
You are someone like me who likes to take advantage of others.
Eat some of their food and drink some of their drinks.
They don't talk about you.
This person is more generous than the people in the city.
This is what I admire most about Huangmao.
Although they are not very good people, they are a little narrow-minded and not very tolerant, and they are prone to quarrel with their brothers.
Then he was very harsh and cruel to his girlfriend.
But it’s true that they are generous.
You can eat or drink some from him, he won’t say anything.
It's not like in college, where you get along with your roommate normally and you use his shampoo when you take a shower.
He always complains about who uses his shampoo because he can't afford it himself.
But if you use Huangmao’s stuff, you don’t need to ask.
Just take it and use it.
People don't care.
The toilet paper is just thrown on the bed, you can just tear it off when you use it. "
. . . . .
《You are like me who likes to take advantage of others》
No,
You are such a military advisor.
Hahahaha.
"Huangmao is really loyal. He was my junior high school classmate. I didn't bring my English book, so he gave me his book and went out to get beaten by the teacher."
"Don't be moved yet. Is it possible that he thinks this is an excuse to skip class?"
Hahahaha, you kid.
Lin Feng drank some water and took a rest.
At this time, someone connected the microphone in the background.
Ok?
It's not a guest link.
It is an invitation for the anchor to PK.
Lin Feng was a little surprised.
I looked at the other anchor's avatar.
A two-dimensional girl.
ID: Magic Fairy Rainbow Candy.
Lin Feng clicked to accept the invitation.
The live broadcast screen is divided into two.
A 2D girl with long pink hair appeared in the live broadcast room.
Don't say
The girl is really beautiful.
Just like the heroine from an anime.
It's amazing at first sight.
but,
Why is this girl so cold?
You can’t say it’s cold.
It's just very quiet.
She looked at Lin Feng with her beautiful big eyes without saying a word.
So quiet that he doesn't seem like a real person.
Finally, Lin Feng spoke first: "Hello, little sister, are you here to give scores? Or do you want to play?"
Magic Fairy: "What is scoring?"
The girl spoke.
The sound is light and very pleasant to hear.
But it's very peaceful.
Just like her expression, no emotion can be heard.
Lin Feng smiled and said: "Is scoring a competition, or do you just want to chat with someone?"
Magic Fairy: "I want to go on a blind date."
???
Lin Feng was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "Why didn't you tell me earlier, little sister? I'm an expert in this. Tell me, what are your requirements? What kind of person are you looking for?"
Magic Fairy: "Don't breathe."
what?
What the hell?
Magic Fairy: "The blind date failed, let's have a PK."
???
(End of this chapter)
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