I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network
Chapter 114 Green Light Healing Pack
Chapter 114 Green Light Healing Pack
The boy looked confused.
Still don't understand?
Dude.
Raymond Lam: "Although Lao Deng is old, ugly and poor, he is still good at making promises."
"Dude, you're not as smooth-talking as others."
Well. . .
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"What kind of cake?"
"Cooking cakes?"
"Can I make steamed buns properly?"
"Sister-in-law said: Right! You should brand it."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
The boy was silent for a while and then said, "Actually, I'm not bad at talking. I usually say nice things to her."
Lin Feng shook his head and said, “Brother, there is a big difference between drawing cakes and drawing cakes.
The first type is called reality pie, for example, I will buy you a bag when I get my salary next month, or I will buy you a house when I have money in the future.
This realistic cake,
Don’t draw if you don’t have the ability.
If you draw her, you will have expectations.
And if you don't achieve it, then you become a clown.
The second type is called romantic cake. For example, I want to watch a sunrise with you at the beach, I want to go to the top of the mountain to watch the sunset with you, and I want to see you in a wedding dress one day in the future.
This kind of romantic cake is the kind that can instantly make a girl's heart beat fast at that moment.
Come on buddy,
Take your seat.
See if you are the first or the second.”
The boy was silent for a while and then said, "The first one."
Lin Feng spread his hands and said, "So, buddy, the old man is a professional sesame cake seller, and the little girl likes to eat it, so she ran away with him, right?"
Well. . .
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"Reality Cake" "Romantic Cake"
Increased knowledge.
Gouzi: "Really, some people's big dreams are hard to realize, but if they can draw small dreams one by one, they can satisfy girls."
Clara: "I just tried it. She asked me if I could watch the sea view and sunrise on the balcony of a five-star hotel. I didn't say anything and just lowered my head silently..."
"She also said that if I continue to make promises to her, she will give me medicine."
What medicine?
"Is it Dalang who is taking medicine?"
Hahahaha.
too difficult,
I don't paint anymore.
Tangtang: "But I heard that Yunnan boys' cakes have flowers in them."
"There may not be flowers, but there must be mushrooms. After eating them, she will paint herself."
what?
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Boy: "There is a problem. I gave her 42 yuan, and she returned me 28 yuan. Then she told me that she would pay the rest later, and then she blocked me."
Lin Feng: "Brother, sue me. This thing costs 14 yuan. I just turned around and blocked it."
Boy: "But her mother told me that everyone has their own destiny, and I will find a better one."
Lin Feng smiled: "Brother, what can her mother say? She is her own daughter. Her mother gave you a good guy card. If you don't like it, you can marry her mother."
Well. . .
Raymond Lam: "But the problem is that you are not marrying her mother, so does it matter if her mother gives you a nice guy card? It doesn't matter."
"So I'm also very twisted now, and she often comes to check my Douyin and sends me a lot of messages."
Lin Feng: "Because you are the backup, you can cover the bottom, buddy. She knows that no matter what she does, she will find this idiot waiting for her in the end."
Aren't you going to cover the bottom?
If not you, who else can I look for?
She wants to find someone else, but no one wants her.
Boy: "But why did she say later that it was because I treated her badly that she cheated on her?"
Lin Feng: "Look what I just said, I said she still left a little bit of kindness and didn't bite you back.
It's coming now.
This is just a way of shifting the blame, covering up one's own mistakes by pointing out your faults.
Isn't this pure hooligan talk? Brother, I'm telling you, if you don't run now, you'll be covered in green light and blood."
Well. . .
Boy: "But I still can't figure it out. She used to be very clingy to me."
Lin Feng: "Brother, let me tell you this, she is 20 years old, and girls of this age have a particularly high demand for emotional value.
She doesn't consider whether this person is reliable or someone she can date.
She wouldn't consider any of this.
The only thing she considered was the feeling and sensation at the moment.
For example, if someone tells her a joke, she will think that this person is so humorous and interesting, and he is so attractive when he talks to her.
This is what they are looking at.
Maybe she felt that way when you first showed up.
But the reality is that that feeling has become a thing of the past, and you are no longer attractive in her eyes."
"Ugh!"
The boy sighed.
Then he said, "Actually, I also want to forget about her, but she tells me every two days that she will pay me back, and I really want to say no."
Lin Feng knocked on the small blackboard.
"Brother, don't do anything stupid, you still need the money, hundreds of thousands of dollars. If you two can't be together in the end, you must return the betrothal money for the purpose of marriage.
And think about it, buddy, if you don’t return the money, she will spend it all on Lao Deng, and then you will feel uncomfortable.”
Boy: "She also got money from me for traveling."
Lin Feng: "Yes, you paid for her room, so you have to pay for it. You have to buy me a Huazi when you come back, and we will be happy."
Boy: "Brother, I'll give you a Huazi right now, otherwise I'll feel sorry for you."
"I love you bro."
Lin Feng made a heart shape with his hands towards the live broadcast room.
Then he said: "Look, you spent 3000 yuan on me, and I almost loved you to death, but you gave the other party 40 yuan as a betrothal gift, and the other party gave you a certain hat.
This thing doesn't know how to be grateful.
"So, buddy, the other party doesn't understand how good you are."
"If you still can't let it go, just imagine it in your mind. It's 12:30 at night, and she's staying in a hotel with someone else using your money.
Think about it,
You want details.
Because the live broadcast room has regulations,
So the next 1000 words may not be able to describe it directly to you.
But think to yourself,
There are 1000 words here, more than 800 of which are onomatopoeias.
Please think about it carefully. When you get off the mic, fill in these 800 words in your mind.
Take a look at yourself to see if you are guilty.
Well. . .
Raymond Lam: "Think about it, buddy, don't avoid it, just think about this scene."
Okay, go on.
Don't forget to top up, give me Huazi,
Waiting for you.
Well. . .
. . . . .
"1000 Words" and "800 Onomatopoeias"
Use your imagination.
Think carefully,
fine product.
What the hell!
So cruel~
"All clowns, please stand up and welcome the new members (applause)"
"There are new friends, like it."
"Boys like this will turn evil in the future."
"Good."
"All scumbags, stand up and welcome the new member (applause)"
"Stand up and salute."
"Hey, wait for me, my beloved woman is also opening a hotel with another man, I am going to be a scumbag too."
"Dude, with such a big incident at home, are you still in the mood to watch the live broadcast?"
"Well... she is indeed in someone else's arms, but the problem is that the man is her husband. What can I do?"
???
Go against Tiangang.
Hahahahahaha.
(End of this chapter)
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