Siheyuan: Pretend to be a Pig and Eat the Tiger

Chapter 138: Chess is like life, watching chess is like watching people
He Yuzhu looked at the two of them speechlessly, and Qin Huairu was a little embarrassed!

Although He Yushui was there, she felt guilty!

He Yuzhu, this bad boy, sucks her whenever he gets the chance. It’s better for her to leave!

Although she was also looking forward to it, she couldn't show it on the table after all, so she could only feel sad!
Yi Zhonghai didn't expect that He Yuzhu would end the relationship just because he got drunk. The more he thought about it, the angrier he got, feeling that all his efforts of several months had been wasted!
"Lao Yi, forget it. Zhuzi is already drunk. Don't go looking for him. Just take good care of yourself!
Work starts the day after tomorrow, do you want to take a few days off?"

"Forget it? How can I let it go? I've lost so much face, why should I let it go?"

"Old Yi, you can't just beat Zhu up, right? He has to be willing to do that!"

"I'm not a reckless man. On the fourth day of the New Year, I went to the subdistrict office to report that the supervisor had beaten up the people. I want to see how the subdistrict office will deal with He Yuzhu!"

Yi Zhonghai was not unconvinced, he was just worried that if he didn't teach He Yuzhu a lesson this time, he might beat him up again next time. Doesn't he have any face?
Be merciful when you can, and be forgiving when you can, but it also depends on the person. At least He Yuzhu is not one of them!

Yi Li sighed, not knowing how to persuade her husband. Forget it, just let him be!

The more Yi Zhonghai thought about it, the more aggrieved he felt. He thought about the docile He Yuzhu before, and then looked at the silly Zhu now!

He couldn't understand why such a big change happened in such a short time!
Drunk? Dare to hit him when drunk? His expectations for He Yuzhu are getting lower and lower!
I am no longer planning to keep He Yuzhu as a backup, it is too unsafe!
He Yuzhu is in this state now. Does he dare to entrust his old age to others?
If he gets drunk in the future, he might be beaten to death. It’s scary to think about it!

Think about He Yuzhu's various disobediences, and then think about Jia Dongxu's docility, it is still better to have your own apprentice!

"Clang clang clang!"

On the morning of the third day of the Lunar New Year, there was a knock on the door early in the morning. This made He Yuzhu, who was planning to sleep in, very angry. Which bastard came to see him so early in the morning?
"Who the hell is knocking on the door? Don't you know I'm still growing?"

Xu Damao's face froze outside the door. "You are already 18, and you are still growing? Then what am I?"
"Brother Zhuzi, Brother Zhuzi, open the door!"

Xu Damao? What did this brat come to see him so early? It must be daybreak, right?
Don't open the door? This kid will definitely keep knocking. He sighed helplessly and opened the door with his clothes on!

"Why aren't you sleeping so early in the morning?"

"Brother Zhuzi, I brought you something good. I came back late last night and was worried that you were asleep, so I didn't disturb you!"

"You have a conscience, what good stuff did you bring?"

"The hazelnut pastry is of course for sister Yushui, and brother Zhuzi, here are two kilograms of home-brewed wine!

My dad said it tastes good, and I asked for it for a long time before my cousin gave it to me!"

"Okay, thank you buddy!"

"We are brothers, who are we?"

He Yuzhu curled his lips and said, "Are you here for the next volume of Water Margin?"

You little brat, how could I not know what you are thinking?
"Brother Zhuzi, let's go ice skating at Shichahai? You'll have to start work tomorrow, so you won't be able to play!"

"No, buddy, take a good rest for a day and go to work with full energy tomorrow!"

"Brother Zhuzi, I heard that place is a great place to take photos of a woman, aren't you interested?"

"Da Mao, your hair isn't even fully grown yet, and you already want to pat your wife?

I tell you, you’d better avoid that place. I heard there are a lot of troublemakers there!

We are all ordinary people, we cannot have conflicts with them, otherwise we will suffer!"

"Oh, I see, Brother Zhuzi!"

I didn’t go anywhere on the third day of junior high school. After breakfast, I saw Xu Damao playing with He Yushui. I smiled slightly. My sister’s laughter always infected him!
When I walked out of the compound, I saw that Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui in the middle courtyard had already set up the chess pieces. This era was not like the later generations, when many people would play mahjong or use their mobile phones during the New Year!

There was an extreme lack of entertainment in that era. People didn't dare to play mahjong, so they could only play chess. The two of them fought back and forth, and a lot of people gathered around to point fingers and talk!
Middle-aged and old women gathered together, laughing from time to time, but no one knew what they were laughing at!
There were kids running around, but Liu Guangfu and Yan Jiefang were the most mischievous, often using small whips they had picked up from somewhere to scare people!
Liu Haizhong lost very quickly. He sat there unwillingly and began to review the game, hoping to find the reason for his loss!

He muttered to himself that he would definitely win it back next time!
He knew that he was no match for Yan Bugui, and when he saw He Yuzhu, his eyes rolled and he thought of a way to escape!
With so many people watching, if he and Yan Bugui continue to play and keep losing, where will they save their face?

"Zhu Zi, why don't you try?"

"Second uncle, you are flattering me. Third uncle is a master. I am just showing off my skills in front of Third uncle. You are embarrassing me!"

"Zhu Zi, are you not capable of this? You are so timid!

If I lose, I lose. It's not shameful to lose to your uncle!"

"Second uncle, look at what you said. Can a man say he is incompetent? Come on, come on. Am I afraid?"

He Yuzhu's words successfully made everyone laugh, and they all laughed wildly, a sound that all men can understand. Only Jia Dongxu didn't laugh!
Of course he understood what He Yuzhu meant. If he didn't know that He Yuzhu was not aware of his situation, he would have suspected that He Yuzhu was implying something about him!

When I thought about my own inability and then about Qin Huairu who was wandering around every day, I suddenly felt that life was boring!

The good "meat" cannot be eaten, and the key point is that he has no feeling at all, life is worse than death!
"Nonsense, how can you just say something like that? Come on, if you beat the Third Uncle, I'll treat you to meat and wine!"

"No, Second Master, don't drink anymore. Drinking not only hurts your stomach, but also your hands!

I don’t know why, but when I woke up in the morning, my hands hurt so much. I guess it’s the aftereffect of being drunk!
But eating meat is fine, I love eating meat the most!"

Of course everyone knew that He Yuzhu already knew about the beating of Yi Zhonghai, and the sound of Yu Shui paying compensation was extremely loud. The onlookers laughed again, and some people almost laughed to tears!

The aftereffects of drinking? That's a good idea. The aftereffects are not only on your hands, but also on someone's face!

"Silly Zhu, don't you remember what happened on the first night of the New Year?"

"Don't mention it. I drank with my master for a whole day and I don't even know how I came back. I completely blacked out!

It was Uncle Yi who told me this himself, who knows whether it’s true or not, but anyway, I have paid my compensation!

By the way, why didn’t you play chess with Uncle Yi? I remember he also likes it! "

“Haha…” It would have been fine if He Yuzhu didn’t mention Yi Zhonghai, but after he brought it up, everyone laughed even more crazily, even Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui couldn’t help laughing!

The two of them breathed a sigh of relief at the same time. What Yi Zhonghai said was right. They were afraid that He Yuzhu would remember what happened on the first night of the New Year. Because of He Yuzhu's words, they both couldn't sleep on the first night of the New Year!

"Zhu Zi, hurry up and play. I haven't seen you play chess for a long time. I want to see how your chess skills have improved!"

"Don't worry, I'm just drunk, what's so funny about that! Why are you laughing so happily and weirdly?

Yan Jiecheng, Liu Guangqi, what about you guys? Are you funny? "

"No, no, haha, Brother Zhuzi, it's not funny at all, I really didn't laugh, haha, believe me, I just thought of something funny!"

"You're crazy, I don't want to bother with you!"

Doesn't He Yuzhu know why they are laughing? Of course he knows, but he has to ask, because his character cannot be lost!

He is still the 'orphan', 'fool' and 'doesn't want to cause trouble' He Yuzhu!
"Come on, Third Uncle, let's fight for three hundred rounds. If you win, Second Uncle will treat you to meat. If you lose, you can go back home!"

"Okay, jump on the horse!"

Yan Bugui, holding the red chess piece, naturally went first, and He Yuzhu made the first move. . .

After some back and forth, He Yuzhu made a hindsight comment and Yan Bugui's computer crashed!
He was just having fun, thinking that he would win if he could take down He Yuzhu's big cart!
Unexpectedly, this guy had already set up his formation and was waiting for him to take the bait!
What I didn’t expect was that this guy actually used the car as bait!
"Uncle, I'm sorry, I was lucky and accidentally beat you!
You are a chess researcher, and I, a folk player from Nanluoguxiang, am no match for you. I was just lucky."

He Yuzhu held back his laughter and looked at Yan Bugui politely, "Old boy, I just want to see if you are ashamed!"
"You can't say that. I didn't see it. Let's go again, best two out of three!"

Yan Bugui's face turned red after hearing He Yuzhu's words about studying chess records. He didn't expect that He Yuzhu could really beat him!

"Don't play anymore? I just got lucky. I won by accident. I will definitely lose next time!"

He Yuzhu pretended to be worried and looked at Yan Bugui, fearing that Yan Bugui would make another mistake. In his heart, he was overjoyed!

"No, best of three, then again!"

He Yuzhu curled his lips and said, "With your character of always taking advantage of others and never suffering any loss, it's strange that you can win!"
People who are greedy for bargains are usually reluctant to give up the fat meat that is right in front of their mouths, but this fat meat may be coated with arsenic and waiting for you to eat it! !
As a stingy "master" and a "grandmaster" who never gets enough of taking advantage, Yan Bugui naturally has mastered the art of taking advantage!
The character of a person is reflected in his chess skills. You can get a rough idea of ​​a person’s style by watching him play chess!

At the end of the third round, Yan Bugui was completely defeated. He looked at He Yuzhu in disbelief!
I didn't expect that after playing and studying chess for decades, I am still not as good as an eighteen-year-old boy!

"I'm sorry, Uncle, I didn't expect to be so lucky!
God wants me to eat the flesh of my second uncle, and I can’t refuse!

I know that Third Uncle is giving in to me, don't worry, if you go to Second Uncle's house to eat meat, I will definitely treat you, I'm sure Second Uncle won't refuse!"

Yan Bugui pouted and said, I don’t believe you at all!

This kid is becoming more and more evil. He can see that He Yuzhu is indeed a wild and imaginative person with no rules at all!

But he still lost, where can he go to seek justice?
I was feeling depressed, but my eyes immediately lit up when I heard He Yuzhu's words!
Is there really meat to eat? Looking at Liu Haizhong expectantly!
"Of course. I was going to treat you to some wine and meat. If you don't want to drink, then we can just eat meat. Old Yan, come along too. Let's sit down together!"

Everyone looked at the three men leaving together and looked at each other. Did Sha Zhu really beat the three uncles, or was it three consecutive wins?

"Is Shazhu so lucky? Why don't I have such luck?"

"What a bullshit luck! I think Uncle San's chess skills have been ruined. Otherwise, how could Sha Zhu win?"

"Uncle San is a bad chess player? Are you kidding?
Uncle San is the best in our compound when it comes to stinginess, calculation and chess!"

"You mean to say that Sha Zhu really beat Uncle Sanda? Is Sha Zhu really that good at chess?"

"Of course not. Everyone saw it. How could it be fake?"

"This kid Shazhu is really a hidden talent. It's OK that he's good at cooking, he's also good at chess. The key is that he pretends to be so good!"

“It’s an eye-opener and breathtaking!”

In fact, He Yuzhu is just pretending. Although he cannot reach the professional level, he is still an amateur ninth dan!
Of course it is assessed on the mobile phone, not the amateur level 9 certificate obtained through examination by a professional organization!
He played chess a lot every day, and Yan Bugui was such a cheap person!

If he doesn't fool you, who will? He lost all three games this way!

Liu Haizhong asked his wife to cut a plate of homemade braised meat and took out the wine, and the three of them started drinking, clinking glasses, and soon it was time for dinner!

He Yuzhu and Yan Bugui said goodbye. It was rare to eat at other people's homes these days. It was not that they couldn't eat, but that the lives of those families were not very good!
"Zhu Zi, I still don't understand. Your chess skills look so disorganized, how did you beat me?"

"Third Uncle, if you have figured it out, then you have completely realized it. Go back and think about it slowly! Haha...see you later!"

Yan Bugui thought carefully about what He Yuzhu said, but still couldn't figure it out. He decided to go back and study the chess records carefully, and let He Yuzhu know how powerful he is next time!
Xu Damao played with He Yushui for a whole day. This boy was quite patient. Finally, He Yuzhu showed mercy and gave him the next book. Only then did Xu Damao leave with satisfaction!
Work started on the fourth day of the Lunar New Year. Jia Dongxu waited for Yi Zhonghai to go to work early, but Yi Zhonghai's face was still swollen, so he had to ask Jia Dongxu for leave for him. After breakfast, he took a walk and came to the street office!

"Yi Zhonghai? Why are you wrapping yourself up like a grown-up girl? Are you becoming more and more spoiled as you grow older?"

"Brother Li, it's hard to put it into words!"

"Oh? I'm curious, is there a time when you, Yi Zhonghai, are hard to describe?"

"What are you talking about? Why can't I just say it in one word?"

"Yi Zhonghai, you'd better keep a low profile. If you've been in labor reform, you should behave yourself when you get out. Don't mess around!"

"No, Brother Li, please explain clearly. Why did I mess around? What's wrong with going in? I went there for ideological reform, which is the pursuit of progress!"

"Okay, okay, I don't want to bother with that. Just go in by yourself!"

Old man Li shook his head. He reminded this guy in the name of being an old neighbor, but he didn't expect that he didn't appreciate it. The deaf old lady is a capitalist!
You are unwilling to give up for the sake of your own reputation. You are a real man, no doubt about it!
But we also have to pay attention to the impact. Their compound and No. 95 Compound are neighbors, so they naturally heard what happened that night!

You bullied He Yuzhu because he had no parents, and then you got beaten up by He Yuzhu. In the end, the deaf old lady stood up for you, and that was the end!
Please give me monthly tickets. The monthly tickets are getting better and better. Please give me a wave of monthly tickets. I, the lone wolf, thanks my good friends!

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