One person: Brother Wang Ye, I leveled up by rebelling!

Chapter 104 Comrade Lao Ding seems to be
You want to test my strength?

At this time, Ding Shimaan was very confused and had a lot of questions in his mind.

But when I type a question mark, it doesn’t mean that I have a problem, but that I think you have a problem!
Ding Shimaan has been a challenger all his life, but this is the first time someone has said such words to him.

At this moment, he actually understood a little bit the mentality of those seniors whom he had chased for advice and even asked for advice to the point of impatience.

Indeed, only by going through the same experience can one truly put oneself in another’s shoes.

Ding Shimaan now understands a little bit how those famous seniors viewed him when he was still a colored pen.

Although it seemed ridiculous, Ding Shimaan thought about how he had often done this before, so he couldn't help but get interested. He leaned forward, held the back of the front seat, and said seriously, "Okay, I accept your challenge. Where is the venue?"

housekeeper:? ? ?
Brother, what are you talking about?
When did I say I wanted to fight with you?
Don't you want to kill me?

The housekeeper is panicking now. Don’t people nowadays even accept interviews?
If you don't give me this job, I will beat you up?

"No, no, no... No, buddy, we can talk it out. You have to understand me. I am also working for others. I have to be responsible for my work, right?"

"So, you are running for bodyguard, and I am responsible for the interview. I will interview you. Is this a reasonable request?"

"Brother, put your hands down, I'm scared..."

The butler's voice became weaker and weaker, his hands holding the steering wheel were shaking slightly, and he almost scratched the rearview mirror of the car next to him.

"Can you drive? If you can't, don't drive!"

The butler was startled by the road rage curse and quickly gripped the steering wheel.

At this time, Ding Shimaan seemed to understand what was going on.

This guy is not trying to challenge himself.

He was only responsible for the interview, and if I wanted to be a bodyguard, it seemed that I needed to pass his test.

"Zhong Xiao didn't say that I need to be tested? Well, maybe he thinks that I can easily pass this test. After all, when interviewing a bodyguard, the test may be more about strength."

Ding Shimaan nodded and patted the butler's shoulder comfortingly. The butler was almost scared to fly out of the car. If it weren't for the restriction of the roof, the airbag might have exploded.

"Brother, please spare me! I was wrong. I don't want to be embarrassed anymore. I'm just a driver. Please forgive me!"

"Fuck! Drive carefully!"

The car was moving forward crookedly amidst a violent shaking.

The cars passing by were all stunned.

Thinking of having sex in the car in broad daylight?
Isn’t it a bit too rampant?
Stay away, stay away, this kind of psychopath is not to be messed with...

At this time in the car, Ding Shimaan had already jumped out from the back seat, sat in the passenger seat, moved over, took the steering wheel, and stepped on the brake.

If he hadn't acted quickly, he would have almost driven at full speed through a red light.

Ding Shimaan let out a long sigh and thought to himself that it was a close call. He looked up and saw a flash of white light on the traffic light.

It is an electronic police, that is, a snapshot camera.

According to the current situation, it was no big deal for Ding Shima to sit in the passenger seat without wearing a seat belt. But being recorded in such a weird posture was a black spot in his life!

The poor housekeeper was squeezed into a corner by Ding Shimaan's arms, shivering.

"My friend, while the light is red, adjust your car quickly and drive carefully... I was wrong. I thought you wanted to compete with me. Sorry."

Ding Shimaan fastened the "after-the-fact" seat belt on the passenger side, and his whole body felt numb.

Sometimes, it is useless to reason with a psychopath, it is better to obey him. For example, now, Ding Shiman is constantly comforting the housekeeper who is hiding in the corner and dare not move.

After much persuasion, I finally convinced the butler to let down his guard and drive carefully within a hundred seconds of a red light.

"Brother...well, it was all a misunderstanding. I'm sorry, I'm sorry." The butler's face turned red. As an elegant man who cares about his reputation, he now wishes he could explode with the earth.

As long as the world is destroyed now, he won't have to care about this shameful reality!
"Brother, are you calm now?" Ding Shimaan asked with some fear.

The butler nodded, rubbed his facial features, and forced himself to regain his calm expression.

"Well, it's done now. Don't worry, I won't make the same mistake again. I used to be a professional racing driver. Please believe in my qualities. Also, please don't look down on me because of my mistake just now. In fact, I am also a senior lawyer, a second-level violin player, and a returnee from a well-known foreign university with a master's degree..."

"Stop, stop, stop. Let me calm down. If I want to hear the names of the dishes, I might as well turn on the navigation in the car and find a Guo Gang voice pack!"

Ding Shimaan was about to go crazy. Normally, he was a good-tempered person and rarely got angry, but this time, he really couldn't hold it back.

Is this kid Zhong Xiao trying to trick me?

Is this place really reliable?
Although I am a Quan Xing, you wouldn't design a plan to encircle and suppress me!

I always treat you as my buddy!
My buddy is close to you, but you are playing tricks on me!
I can accept a complete and miserable failure, but could you please not send people to torture me like this!
The corners of Ding Shiman's mouth twitched. He realized that his heart was too turbulent. He silently chanted a meditation mantra for a while before he calmed down.

Forget it, if you want to blame someone, just blame me. I had a sparring match with Zhong Xiao before, and I owe him a favor.

You will suffer the consequences if you do evil…

You must repay the favors you owe to others at all costs!

"Dude, are you in charge of the bodyguard testing?"

Ding Shimaan turned his head and looked at the housekeeper.

The butler was startled, and nodded quickly like a chick pecking at rice, "Yes, I am, but given our relationship, I can let you in through the back door, just don't spread the news of my gaffe this time..."

Go through your uncle’s back door!
This is Chengdu!
The term "backdoor" is easy to understand, okay?
Also, I, Ding Shimaan, have been an upright person all my life. When have I ever played any despicable tricks?

"Hey, what's this test for? I'll do it. No need to play tricks."

The housekeeper was shocked. He didn't expect this man to be so upright. He was the perfect choice to be the young lady's bodyguard!
"Well, our test mainly includes three aspects: resistance to blows, body speed, and reaction speed."

Ding Shimaan nodded, thinking that the content of the test was quite normal, as they were all qualities that a bodyguard should possess.

"Okay, so how do you measure this specifically?"

Ding Shian asked.

Speaking of the test project that the butler is most proud of, Mr. Butler was completely delighted. He changed his previous gloomy expression and spoke loudly.

"The first one is to resist being hit. You need to use a 20-jin hammer to blow someone in the head!"

Ding Shimaan:?

"The second item, physical speed, requires a treadmill that has to break down!"

Ding Shimaan: ? ?
"The third item is reaction speed. You need to avoid being hit in a hail of bullets!"

Ding Shimaan: ???

No buddy, am I on a pirate ship?
Dear Comrade Lao Ding, it seems like I’ve been relieved.

(End of this chapter)